Created !Baptists. I want to make more !Baptist marseys making fun of ourselves I have

1. Fat pastor marsey

2. Potluck eater marsey

3. Marsey plugging her nose during her baptism marsey

4. Poor pastor marsey

5. (technically not Baptists) marsey Copeland and marsey Osteen lined with money marseys

6. Oops I found money in the drywall of the restroom marsey

7. Marsey converted pizza hut church marsey

8. Fat churchgoing female marsey

9. Marsey clueless ahistorical marsey (lowchurch marsey).

10. Shy Baptist marseys (nondenominational)

Any others? I want to start making them myself so any ideas given by !Baptists mbers past and present will be drawn in due time

Non Baptists may give ideas as well although I do get to judge things with my own reason, unlike some😘

What did you discuss in church today?

My preacher talked about Exodus, and how it was the first time God partnered with a man to work miracles, and how now God partners with His believers through the Holy Spirit!

Post anything you want me to pray for and I'll pray for it as long as it's not horribly sinful!

:we went over Luke chapter 15 in an all in service , so it included the little kiddos they even got a booklet to follow along

I believe as long as you're making a good faith effort to follow the teachings of Jesus Christ then you'll go to Heaven regardless of what specific denomination you follow (There are probably exceptions, like I don't know a lot about Gnostics but they probably don't count) but I gather this is a little weird and most of you believe the other denominations are hellbound? !christians !catholics

Like maybe the goal of /h/atheism is to be annoying but my goal is to spread the loving word of Christ and I don't think I accomplish that by bullying people into hearing it.

According to info received by Mission Rahma, Peru, story of Adam, Eve, snake and the apple happened 70 million years ago, but snake was a reptilian humanoid from Orion named Gadreel, apple was a certain hallucinogenic plant and Garden of Eden was a gigantic Laboratory Ship.

You know Hazbin Hotel got it KINDA right...

Mark 11:12-25

¹² The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. ¹³ Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs.¹⁴ Then he said to the tree, “May no one ever eat fruit from you again.” And his disciples heard him say it.

¹⁵ On reaching Jerusalem, Jesus entered the temple courts and began driving out those who were buying and selling there. He overturned the tables of the money changers and the benches of those selling doves, ¹⁶ and would not allow anyone to carry merchandise through the temple courts. ¹⁷ And as he taught them, he said, “Is it not written: ‘My house will be called a house of prayer for all nations'^[a]? But you have made it ‘a den of robbers.'^[b]”

¹⁸ The chief priests and the teachers of the law heard this and began looking for a way to kill him, for they feared him, because the whole crowd was amazed at his teaching.

¹⁹ When evening came, Jesus and his disciples^[c] went out of the city.

²⁰ In the morning, as they went along, they saw the fig tree withered from the roots. ²¹ Peter remembered and said to Jesus, “Rabbi, look! The fig tree you cursed has withered!”

²² “Have faith in God,” Jesus answered. ²³ “Truly^[d] I tell you, if anyone says to this mountain, ‘Go, throw yourself into the sea,' and does not doubt in their heart but believes that what they say will happen, it will be done for them.²⁴ Therefore I tell you, whatever you ask for in prayer, believe that you have received it, and it will be yours. ²⁵ And when you stand praying, if you hold anything against anyone, forgive them, so that your Father in heaven may forgive you your sins.”

7 Dear friends, let us love one another, for love comes from God. Everyone who loves has been born of God and knows God. 8 Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love. 9 This is how God showed his love among us: He sent his one and only Son into the world that we might live through him. 10 This is love: not that we loved God, but that he loved us and sent his Son as an atoning sacrifice for our sins. 11 Dear friends, since God so loved us, we also ought to love one another. 12 No one has ever seen God; but if we love one another, God lives in us and his love is made complete in us.

Follow me and I will make you fishers of men

Or in KJV if you prefer:

14 Him that is weak in the faith receive ye, but not to doubtful disputations.

2 For one believeth that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth herbs.

3 Let not him that eateth despise him that eateth not; and let not him which eateth not judge him that eateth: for God hath received him.

4 Who art thou that judgest another man's servant? to his own master he standeth or falleth. Yea, he shall be holden up: for God is able to make him stand.

How may people are going to heck because they make fun of vegans? How many people are going to heck because they make fun of omnivores? Much to consider.

Best Christian "music":

Worst Satan Music:

12 My command is fricking this: Love each other as I have loved you. 13 Greater love has no one than this: to lay down one's life for one's friends. 14 You are fricking my friends if you do what I command. 15 I no longer call you servants, because a fricking servant does not know his master's business. Instead, I have called you friends, for everything that I learned from my Father I have made known to you.

Actual question and something I've been mulling over for a while. Does the current tax system and subsequent social safety net basically fulfill your duty towards the poor? Provided you're in a 1st world country, of course.

I feel like if you pay into the tax system and the system basically ensures no poor person will starve or go naked (unless by choice), just by paying taxes you've made your minimum contribution to the poor, morally and spiritually.

Idk though because it kind of feels like a cop out at the same time. What are your thoughts?

What did you talk about in church today??? My pastor gave a sermon on Exodus about how it shows God is really loving, but I dont agree with him, I think Exodus requires you to accept that God can be kind of a peepee when he wants to be and that he has that right because hes God

Anyway, post itt about literally anything you want someone to pray for and Ill pray for you, although for the next few hours itll be a prayer via the woman award filter so consider whether thats something you think you can take seriously

Lets literally all thank @A for making /h/atheism unblockable so that literally nobody can escape seeing how repulsive atheism is, while /h/truth will continue to be populated by those who make the beautiful choice to embrace Christs forgiveness!!!

Had a men's only chili contest night at the church yesterday. I came in second in the traditional division. We went over 1 Samuel 1-15, wherein Jonathan displays the ability to move and follow god's calling upon him to route the superior philistine forces. We discussed complacency and how to not be in a rut of complacency when waiting for God to call upon us. What passages have spoken to you this week?

!christians