20 year old game, no graphics changes, 60 GB :marseyrofl:

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Almost 66 GB in size

:#marseysquint:

Edit: I bumped it up to 66 because it's an order 66 joke

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Can any resident code monkey explain to the s*x havers here what they could possibly have put in there to make it 66 GB? I don't think it's crypto miners, but clearly it's not just the game either, so what's going on?

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Probably shitty resizing of audio files , way back devs had discipline and went to great lengths to save space and compress files strategically,

But new cheap massive drives made westoid Devs as lazy as possible when it comes to compression

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zelda :marseyitsdangerous2: tears :marseyvapecrying: of the kingdom, which has a massive game world, is 16GB.

20 year old ports are 60GB.

what the frick is going :marseysal2: on!?

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That game has like 3 lines of spoken dialogue lol. But yeah these porting devs suck fignuts

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there's a lot of talking in it tho. all the major :marseygaygeneral: named characters have voices. and i think :marseyoscargamble: the random :marseycitrusshrug: characters like grunt or something? WHICH COUNTS!

3 hours of spoken cutscenes is less than other games :marseygamer: but still.

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Uncompressed audio and textures. Minimal performance gain, even for oldstrag PCs.

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but you hear 2% extra gunshot.wav quality on the 300$ audiophile headphones!!! look at the extra 3 pixels of detail on my ultrawide monitor on vietcong_potty.tex!!!

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vietcong_potty.tex

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Extra space taken up to add melanin and HRT medication to all troopers.

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:#marseybipocrentfree: :#marseytransrentfree:

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oh my god the woke DEI garbage :marseyoscar: strikes again! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! we have to do something about the :!marseytrain:s :marseytrans2: that are ruining our games :marseylegioncommander: by adding their shit and making the file sizes get so big!!! :hysterical:

/s

i put that /s in for @Impassionata so he doesn't get confused :marseydarkbrandon: and think :marseyhyperthonk: this is genuine.

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if what you're saying more accurately reflects what you mean then you're improving as a writer and that's my doing lmao I did that lmao ahahahaha

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first :marseywinner: you convince me trump :marseyredcheck: should be allowed to run for president, now this! you are making me a better :marseysaulgoodman: person.

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tbh

(sick burn incoming)

I'm just happy if I can make you a person

instead of an ironic text generator

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maybe some day i can become an /r/politics text generator like you. i gotta :marseyparappa: reach for the stars!

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Impassionata can't be an /r/politics poster, there are not enough veiled calls for terrorism and/or dictatorship

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You've done a good job of being so exceptional that your jokes are as coherent as your sincerity.

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i work very hard at it. :smoke:

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:marseysalutepride:

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Uncompressed audio/texture files. But honestly that seems still way too much overhead.

So I'm going with: duplicate files. There are some ways to store/compress data, but if you change a file then you would have to recompress everything else in the container as well. So you just append the new file at the end, basically you have one old and one new copy. This type of stuff can make sense in the right circumstances, obviously not gaming.

Or instead of going "We use texture A in map X and Y, we just put the texture once in map X and once in map Y".

That would be my speculation.

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LEGITIMATELY, LIKE WHAT THE frick..?

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Thats a lot of crypto miners!

trans lives matter

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how do they think they'll get away with shit like this

oh wait because they always do since gaymers throw their money into a literal burning hole of shit EVERY FRICKING TIME

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Total consooomer death :soyconsoomer:

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It's a port/remaster company, they are 90% of the time terrible leftovers even in the shitty industry of gaming

thank god they cancelled the KOTOR remake

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I don't necessarily mind people who give money to EA. Whatever, let them have their fun.

It's the ones who rant and rend their garments and threaten a boycott, and still buy every game that EA puts out.

They're addicts. They're like those people who declare that they're leaving twitter, and then they never do, or they return after 48 hours. No better than a junkie.

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I don't necessarily mind people who give money to EA. Whatever, let them have their fun.

Found the incel. You need to be hatemaxxing on consoomers and gatekeeping your hobbies. We need to behead the β€œlet people enjoy things” crowd before every industry ends up as bad as game development.

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Wasn't EA this time lol

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>insert raw wav audio instead of mp3s for audio

>all right :marseymoreyouknow: fellas we've sextupled the size, let's go

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Cheap storage and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

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Well it ain't that cheap

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17104412664096606.webp

You can't even buy 4tb ssd for Xbox.

PS5 ain't in better situation since the console on its own has like 500gb and you can have max 4tb. you can have more memory on ps4. Its all because this gen sold us this beautiful story of magical ssd when you can play fine ps5 games on jailbroken ps5 from external drives

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>More than $140 for a single terabyte of xbox storage

:marseyxd#:

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Consolets :marseythissmall: deserve it, and more. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Rinse them thoroughly.

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You can buy on Ali express an adapter for 5 buxx and put any 2tb ssd (you can put more but MS got angry at it and never released 4tb ssd and you need to put og ms ssd bios on the ssd so because there ain't 4tb official ssd the limit is 2)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17104424115577805.webp

But it's kinda stupid that MS decided for their console to use an photo camera SSD slot

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>You can have max 4tb

Neighbor you dumb as frick. Ps5 has been supporting 8tb ssd's for like a year, and have been supporting HDD's out of the gate.

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Neighbor you dumb as frick

Seems I was wrong about 4tb but that update to support came in 2023 so I missed it but

and have been supporting HDD's out of the gate.

You can't play ps5 games from HDD so it's kinda useless also I can download games faster than transfer a game from hdd to ssd.

So why do u called me dumb ?

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Because transferring games slower =/= less storage than ps4

Nice attempt to shift the goalpost tho, r-slur.

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Nobody consider a regular hdd as storage for ps5 games.

But as I mentioned earlier you can on jailbroken ps5 play games from even USB stick

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EA cutie twink devs never learned what compression is Jedi survivor is 200gb so with battlefront they asked AI to upscale 800 pixel image to 32 megapixel and just dropped it to the final build

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lmao

These games used to fit on a DVD i.e. less than 5GB

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Both of the og games that you can still buy right now are also under 5 gigs.

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there's NO GRAPHIC CHANGES and it's that big?! WHAT THE HECK. :xd:

when i saw the post earlier that mentioned the size i assumed they prettied the game up. how did the game get so big with no changes?!

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If I saw this on some torrent site I'd assume it's a virus. Frankly I'm still half convinced it's a virus :marseyhacker2:

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>aspyr

Star warscels never learn.

Trans lives matter

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Aspyr being involved should have been enough too know what was truly coming.

Trans lives matter

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Nightdive and Nintendo are the only companies who can actually remake games.

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Storage is cheap. Who cares? Oh right g*mers because they have nothing better to b-word about.

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PS2 games shouldn't take up 60 GB

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It's not a PS2 game anymore. It's being released for the PC. Try better next time, g*mer.

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The Aspie port of Civilization V to Linux has to have its config files edited so it doesn't crash randomly on systems with more than 8 threads so I'm not surprised they'd bungle ports of 20 year old games this spectacularly.

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Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having s*x with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.

That's what life is like to me.

I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like heck to me. I will never know true love.

Snapshots:

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