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Context

https://x.com/metacritic/status/1760679944336851241

With 114 critic reviews lodged so far, Final Fantasy VII Rebirth is officially a Metacritic Must-Play with a Metascore of [93] "As big of an impact as Remake made upon its release, Final Fantasy VII Rebirth eclipses it in nearly every way." - Easy Allie

OpenCritic Average

• OpenCritic - 93 average - 100% recommended - 66 reviews

More Critical Reviews

Eurog*mer: Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth review - an overstuffed but lovable re-imagining

Rebirth is a playful take on an emo classic that's bloated but full of character in a bid to justify its own existence. [...]

Final Score 4/5

G*merescape: Review: Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth

Maybe it'd be nice to say that we all should have gotten over Final Fantasy VII by now instead of fawning over the world and its characters. But far from being the simple note-for-note reprise of the original that it could have been, Final Fantasy VII Rebirth swings for the fences to be a big and original thing that feels like a full game even while it is, functionally, the middle. It has weaknesses like combat I'm not wholly sold on and maybe a bit too much start-and-stop through gameplay, but if you've been looking forward to the game, you will not be disappointed. And if you want to experience the full story, this is a really good time.

Final Score 8/10

Reddit Reactions

r/Games

If this keeps up, it'll tie FINAL FANTASY IX as the highest rated FF and JRPG of all time (not counting ports, enhanced re-releases, and remasters).

r/JRPG

JRPG bros are we actually back? Do I actually need to get this?

Do a tackle

You can't name your Pokémon in the game so I got a misdemeanour wiener Mohammed

Any of you nerds playing it?

I love arpgs and endgame shit, but I fricking hate slogging through the campaigns.

Run out of bounds and wait for your orbital bombardment to attack your area. If you're wearing light armor it takes a fairly long time before your orbital bombardment kills you. This will annoy and kill your teammates. Try it on strangers!

OP

Seriously what the actual frick. Since release I have seen 50 billion different fricks complain about how every single character wants to frick you but I just dont get it. I am in Act 3. Almost finished the entire game and not ONCE has anyone proposed nor have I gotten the chance to frick. Like literally no one. Not even the squid wants to frick me. No one has even flirted with me. I am so done.

The most ironic part is my Tav is a 20+ Charisma Bard.

No drama, just funny.

!g*mers

for a moment I was ready to type “same” until I saw sub name

Erm have you talked to them?

[OP] Literally exhausted every single dialogue option.

Friendzoned by the horniest game

Are you sure you're just not getting the hints?

[OP] If they dropped any I surely would.

Silence is also a hint

You have to talk to them and say flirty shit

[OP] The game doesn't even have a dialogue option to say flirty shit.

It has literally tons of it, no wonder u didnt get laid my man

OP might be the most gameless neighbor to have ever existed.

And more dunking on OP throughout the comments.

This event mostly has your typical Slav games like dota, world of tank and etc and to be original they decided to do some tournament where you play 50% video game and 50% real sport a bit like chess boxing (very gay).

The kek part comes when a 2k team from US came that are good 2k gaymers apparently and they played well agents Serb team till it was time for physical part and then got wrecked because Serb had like basketball pro tier young players

But the fun part will be tomorrow when Chinese team that supposedly very good at fifa is going to play the “physical” part against anyone since that Chinese team is full with gray haired fat men.

The whole combining real sport and video gayms sound like interesting idea and etc but in reality it would end up with real life athletes dominate. Because you mb decent at 2k nba but you won't be good in real life as lebron James while he can become very close to your gayming skills without much effort.

So chink team is gonna get own hard tomorrow

Not enough you ruin my hands when I play against you, you have to ruin the entire run too?

If Pentiment won't be expensive I'll get it for ps4 for trophies (on ps4 to get trophies for ps4 and auto pop on ps5)

But hi-fi rush I was so excited last year to be done with my exams in January to jump play that game and it was such a boring mess I couldn't finish first lvl

Starfield probably will be launch tittle on switch 2 (would be hilarious if they also release halo infinity + collection and all gears games as launch tittle on switch 2)

The tittle on its own makes me kek I can understand some 2D/3D characters converts but real people that's entering cringe territory especially when she wants also to promote that unnecessary joker 2 movie

WOAW NEW DLC

I've only played a bit but it's been pretty solid so far.

Hey all, I stopped playing video games in 2016, and I'd love to get back into some modern and classic gaming. I'm unsure as to the specs of the deck (when asked, bf said "it's the most expensive one"), so I do not know what it can handle. But it was a recent enough purchase for it to be pretty up-to-date.

My favorite game as a kid was CIV something, and I'd like to replay Luigi's Mansion just to get a feel for the controls.

Thanks in advance for any input

Was a developer for a game franchise in the Nintendo 64 era. Was in a relationship with another dev at the same company. I hid a marriage proposal in one game, which she still has not found. I hope she never does find it. We broke up after she went insane & tried to stab me

— Fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole) February 20, 2024

This is our time !goomblers @JohnnyBOO

Looks kind of cool

Safe to say, the game massively flopped, the negative press and chudtubers also did it no good.