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:!marseycapywalking: megathread for bugs and suggestions :marseycapywalking:

pls post all bugs u find or suggestions u wanna give here :marseycapywalking:

[MEGATHREAD] Marsey & Emoji Submissions

Submit Marseys and other emoji as top-level comments. Include, preferably in order:

  • Emoji Name: Marseys all start with marsey; no portmanteau names please. Other established prefixes: platy, wolf, tay. Otherwise, anything goes. Maximum 32 characters alphanumeric.

  • Image: See design guidelines below.

  • Tags: Alphanumeric, separated by spaces. Aim for at least ~five unless very niche. Consider what contexts people might want to use it in, not just what it is. If it displays a specific emotion, include that—more specific than 'happy' or 'funny', though. If it is animated, include animated.

  • Author (optional): If you didn't personally create the emoji, mention who did and/or link the source.

  • Patron (optional): If the emoji was commissioned by someone who needs a Patron of the Arts badge, mention who.

Design Guidelines:

  • Must have transparent background.

  • All emoji will be resized to 200px wide if wider. While they can be somewhat taller than 200px, we generally target 200px square. Try to mostly fill whichever axis is longer unless your emoji is supposed to look small.

  • Preferred already scaled-down to 200px wide, but feel free to attach high-res in a child comment or post in /h/marsey for posterity.

  • Marseys: white outline preferred if appropriate for design.

  • Blacklist: depictions of the Prophet Mohammed, explicit NSFW photographs.

Wishlist — may be compensated with Marseybux by jannie staff (last updated: 2022-08-13):

  • Higher quality versions of some marseyflag* emoji. It's pretty obvious which ones need redoing. (these don't need tags, and feel free to submit in bulk)

  • More Taylor Swift animations.

  • Curated set of party parrots. Pick like 12–20 of the best ones and pre-convert the GIFs to WEBP Animations using e.g. ezgif or gif2webp for techcels who can use a CLI.

Thread inherited from the Capy on 2022-08-13. :marseycapy::implies::marseysnek:

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  • 2DBussy: !sd ((marsey)) fitness trainer (midriff), (trendy pose), tracksuit, [Alphonse Mucha], (Frank Cho)
  • Dramagon: When AI can generate your very own website, we should be concerned.
:marseypainter: @Marseygen stops in for the weekend :marseypainter:

I'm running a Stable Diffusion bot with the new model @chiobu was using the other day (download.) It's finetuned on 120 Marseys following this guide. It's not quite as good as the Dreambooth model at composing a scene, but it does make very cute Marseys.

Just start your line with "!sd prompt_here":

!sd marsey made of ice

!sd marsey harry potter

!sd marsey singing at a concert, cartoon

Works up to five prompts per comment

GitHub here for any interested codecels. I rent my GPUs, so this'll just be on for the next couple days or so. I'll bring it back up if there's a significant bump in model quality

edit: some coding hiccups :marseyspecial: if your prompt didn't run, post it again

[megathread] Post your favourite rdrama-themed OC artwork!

Since Christmas has now ended, we need you to help us fill rdrama's sidebar with some amazing artwork!

r/drama subreddit had (and still does, I guess) a collection of humorous images in the sidebar (go check them out, they're pretty great! ), which we will reuse if we have to, however we also know that the amazing artists of our community have created a number of truly phenomenal, high-effort lore about the site in general and Marsey in particular. It doesn't have to necessarily be Marsey themed, but we would prefer it to have at least some relationship to the site or the sub.

Something like this would be perfect:


So, please use this to post artwork you'd like to see in the sidebar!

EDIT/PS. Emojis aren't really what we're looking for. We have some amazing Marseys in there, but we're trying to do something a bit different with the sidebar. Something like this:


is basically artwork, but your standard emoji probably wouldn't work as a sidebar image as well.

:marseycoin: Blessed by Marsey™ Lucky Slots & Gambling Megathread :!marseycoin:

It's a free service but every donation sent will increase your luck!




My PRIVATE casino. Please do not upvote.

I see commoners playing slots in random threads akin to the common dice thrower on the streets. I refuse to be like them. That's why I have chosen to will this thread into existence so that I may have a private venue to gamble in. Nobody else is allowed in this thread. If you come across it by accident please leave immediately without putting your filthy hands on anything and downvote on your way out to prevent any further damage.

admiggers, post here marseys u want added (megathread)

post a comment like this (in this exact format)

{"name":"marseyexample","author_id":995, "tags":"example peepee poo"}


{"name":"marseyexample","author":"chiobu", "tags":"example"}

and dont forget too attach the marsey image

Added Blackjack [!blackjack]

Minimum bet is 100 coins, just like slots. To play, enter !blackjack<bet> into your post. Afterward, you will see your hand and the dealer's face-up card in your post header, along with [Hit] and [Stay]. [Hit] will deal another card and refresh the page (and tomorrow, it will navigate back to your post). [Stay] will keep the current value and simulate the dealer.

Pays 3:2 on blackjack.

PLAY AT YOUR OWN RISK. There may be bugs.

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Anonymous confession thread [REVEALED]

I've given this thread the ghost award so that all the comments are anonymous. Got a confession? Have beef with someone? Just want to rant? Share it here.


EDIT: Well apparently you can see who gave an award. So I'm not anonymous, but everyone else still is.

Gamblespam Thread

I'll refund the fifth loss posted


:marseycoin: Blessed by Marsey™ Lucky Blackjack Megathread :!marseycoin:

It's a free service but every donation sent will increase your luck!



Post your suggestions and jannoids will decide which ones to add. Thank you.


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BE AWARE unless otherwise specified all dates in this post are given in UTC time.

Thread official soundtrack

Previous thread with discussions, tools and infos

URL to target coordinates


please consult the map and check coordinates before applying the pixel... Marsey's ear is already in wrong position 🤣🤣🤣

CHANGELOG: Clicking on my pixelmap linked below will redirect to the appropriate location on the Reddit's canvas!


You suicidal maniacs seems to like getting your accounts banned. So here's a new plan: attach at coordinates (1078, 436) (1500, 150) with the following map:

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The battle

My honorable mujāhidīn, today is the day! On 2022-04-01T13:00:00Z /r/place will open again after five years of closure. It just a matter of hours, practice your daily salat :marseysalat: before deploying yourself in the battlefield that will be the canvas. Today will fight against transmisc bad actors of any kind for our G-d given piece of canvas, they'll try to drown us with their transmisic, homomisic and queermisic propaganda but we will not surrender.

Gentlemen, synchronize your watches, at 2022-04-01T13:00:00Z we'll strike with overwhelming firepower!

Plan of action


As stated in the previous post, 50 dedicated cyber-mujāhidīn should be able to complete the artwork in under 3 hours given a 5 minute cool down and minimal attacks from other parties on the canvas.


Those are just guidelines, do as please. I am not your mama

  • white is a color like the others. You should not prioritize non-white pixels of the model map just because of your bias says that white == empty
  • Try to lay down the 1px blue border, especially in highly contested areas like the western front and the north-ester front
  • Proceed stochastically: choice random pixels from Marsey and place them. Without any particular order, in this way Marsey will "appear" earlier to the eye even if "noise" is still present
  • Concentrate first on Marsey, leave the text for later
  • DO NOT USE ALTs & DO NOT USE ACCOUNTS WITH BAD REPUTATION. At least not on the same browser and/or Internet connection. As stated in the previous post, they have put in place anti-bad-actors mechanisms.
  • Use the lens in the bottom right of the screen to zoom without loosing target's coordinates!


The palette is not the same as in 2017, the colors DO NOT match!
If it is the case I'll update the artwork with the new palette. Until then use whatever color you think is closer to the artwork.

There's no enough manpower personpower! Redditos are drowning us
Yes, we knew it would have been realistically the case...


This will be like when the Prophet ﷺ and his companions conquered Medina in just a day!

:#marseytaliban: :#marseytaliban: :#marseytaliban: :#marseytaliban:

:marseyglow: Intelligence reports :marseyglowing:

:marseysleep: I am going to bed!

Here I left my latest Krita projects, if y'all will need to make some modifications. You'll have to ask a janitor to edit/pin stuff though. cheers! Remember to use the /r/place palette in Krita

War reports

  • 2022-04-01T13:02:00Z /r/place is still private
  • 2022-04-01T13:02:49Z CANVAS IS OPEN. DEPLOY NOW!
  • 2022-04-01T13:03:00Z (circa) First tiles have been placed. The palette is a little different that the last time.
  • 2022-04-01T13:30:00Z (circa) some folks are starting to override Marsey with the trans flag.
  • 2022-04-01T13:50:00Z (circa) THEY HAVE OVERPAINTED MARSEY
  • 2022-04-01T14:00:00Z (circa) Position is lost. they drawn over Marsey. This battle is over.
  • 2022-04-01T14:07:00Z (circa) NEW COORDINATES AT (100,700)
  • 2022-04-01T14:25:00Z (circa) dropped the trans flag :( :(
  • 2022-04-01T15:00:00Z (circa) a fifth of Marsey's head is taking shape somehow. I am pessimistic
  • 2022-04-01T15:02:00Z Removed CC in an extreme attempt to add unapprovedcels to the peopleforce (applies also to the old thread)
  • 2022-04-01T15:59:00Z Screenshot of the map added to the thread
  • 2022-04-01T16:28:00Z A blue 1px border has been added to the artwork. The increase in size will increase the render time but will make other factions less likely to attack
  • 2022-04-01T17:36:00Z An additional border has been added. This will allow the drop of the URL if the situation keeps getting difficult
  • 2022-04-01T18:30:00Z Marsey's head begins to have a good shape. Let's charge to the body and tail. Although we'll have to fight off Croatia for our vital space
  • 2022-04-01T18:52:00Z Marsey is MOSTLY COMPLETED. She misses her tail though. Also we must not forget that this operation is to advertise rdrama, in the next hours we should move on the lower banner
  • 2022-04-01T20:00:00Z (circa) the struggles to reclaim her tail from the Croatians continue without much progress...
  • 2022-04-01T20:30:00Z (circa) THE TAIL HAS BEEN CONQUERED
  • 2022-04-01T21:15:00Z advertisement operations begins. FANCADE OFFENSIVE BEGINS
  • 2022-04-02T01:24:32Z rdrama operation has succeeded
  • 2022-04-02T12:00:00Z (circa) MARSEY IS DEAD RIP
  • 2022-04-02T17:21:00Z Last suicidal operation begins on the new part of canvas

@Aevann or whatever janitor is in office, pls pin :marseypin: and maybe unpin the other idk

Added Slots Functionality

Just type !slots10 (or whatever your bet) and the result will appear in the top right of your post.

I hope you become gambling addicts and lose your family.


  1. Any three symbols is a win; common pays 2x, uncommon 3x, rare 5x, jackpot 100x
  2. Any two symbols or any one jackpot is a consolation and will refund your bet.
  3. Anything else is a loss.

Jackpot is 🐱

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  • TheOverSneeder: please let me in i know the title is fake lol
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post thumnail
admiggers, post here sidebar images u want added (megathread)

bottom text


Make all manner of low-effort shitposts or even completely empty comments below, as long as you upvote other people who do the same. :marseythumbsup:

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Drama-fitness Megathread 9: The Biggining of Muscles

Post questions, ideas, or just what you’ve generally been up to.

Everyone is welcome at all levels, last week ben10 posted a workout that I tried out… so let’s help each other grow 💪🏼

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they have begun deleting all new messages lmao Merari01 AKA The Crying Dutchman is currently melting down on Slack about Marsey “the neo-Nazi cat”

Bonus BelleAriel Discord tantrum:


More Slack updates, sry it’s gonna take a bit to sift through this tantrum jfc there’s so much lol


He namedrops us here uwu


Here we see someone suggesting that maybe Marsey isn’t a hate symbol


Merari01 has it all figured out, though. The Nazi website kiwifarms and the Nazi website rDrama have joined forces to draw a ginger cat:


I’m watching you 👀


Banner submission megathread

Hello re​t​ard​s. We are making rDrama more DYNAMIC and HIGH ENERGY by adding a cycling banner to the place. And we want your help :star:

Banners must be 1558x190 and they must say Trans Lives Matter or Trans Rights Are Human Rights or some such. Nothing -ist or -phobic aesthetically; the banner is meant to serve as a deterrent and enrage the fringe rightoids who shit up every other alternative platform. If you're a chud, put your personal chudly feelings aside for this. NOT all submissions are being accepted, so make it good or at least bribe me with dick pics. This is going to be the first thing people see, it can't suck. It doesn't have to be trans-themed aside from the text (though if it is, that's excellent) so feel free to use any imagery that works. Nothing pornographic.

Approved banner artists will receive this snazzy new BANNER ARTIST badge and (3) wholesome awards to use at their discretion. THERE IS NO DEADLINE FOR THIS, STOP ASKING. IT IS A STANDING OFFER IN PERPETUITY.

Survivors of Fistmas 2021 will also be receiving this commemorative profile badge as well:


If your account was created prior to 12/21/2021, you'll receive a notification that it was added in the very near future. I think that's the date we made old.rdrama toggleable. If not, it's close enough.

Uncle Ted was based

Who agrees?

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Everyone say hi to our newest member!

@rosemulet has joined thanks to @The_Homocracy. I’m not sure who she is, yet, but what Homo has told me seems very promising :star:

Please shoot her a follow and also send me dc. @TwoLargeSnakesMating will be deploying the Hats update in 4h3m as of the time of this posting.

Updated slots (fixed odds, shows win/loss next to post info)

New odds:

5 coin minimum bet.

1% chance of jackpot (12x bet)

4% chance of 5x bet

8% chance of 3x bet

16% chance of 2x bet

12% chance of money back

59% chance of lost bet

[updated x5 - it's getting really good now] “It’s posted on and they certainly love that place”

edit: small fun update here, big ones down below the original text

— — —

Very abridged highlights reel, more to follow. Powerlessjannies went predictably berserk and have continued throughout the night. These were some of my favorites.

If you’re just tuning in to this horrifically depressing saga, I’d recommend starting with their initial plans to “play to users’ psychology” and close half the site until Reddit does what they want and the next-day admin response to their cries.

Key takeaways:

  • Belle’s “I’m leaving forever and I really mean it this time” meant exactly as much as it did the first 747382828 times she said it. She is still hideously ugly, for anyone keeping score.

  • Mr. Davis: no, was not down. You’re just bad with computers.

  • Mr. Mega: there were no new screenshots because we were building dramatic tension and letting the admin response simmer for the evening before posting this one. You weren't hidden. I'm sorry.

  • They considered going against the chadmins and closing everything immediately because “lives are at stake,” but handwringing from BelleAriel & Co. about losing their incredibly important internet moderator positions made them come to their senses.

  • They intend to cry to more dead media outlets and get them to screech that Reddit is LITERALLY KILLING PEOPLE if their impotent demands aren’t met.

  • They’re actively watching us 🤗 I know you guys run in different - and yet equally embarrassing - circles, but I’d recommend reading this thread and this one too, if you’d like some things to be mad at Reddit for that actually matter. Please stop enabling child abuse and womanbeating. It’s not cute.

Anyway thanks for all the content, I’ll continue scrolling later. Stop banning innocent people to stop the “leaks” - it’s not doing anything lol

— — —

Update 1: They‘re planning to mass tweet at Reddit advertisers on Monday lmao

Update 2: New plan is to - oh my god - write to their congressmen. Using a Reddit bot.

Update 3: Not a development, but definitely my favorite quote of this whole affair so far.

Update 4: This update is a few pieces long. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

First we have the beginnings of a very long discussion about unionizing. An unpaid internet janitor union with negative value whose replacements can be easily automated or done by literally any shut-in.

Our boy conalfisher is once again the voice of reason though. Join us here conal!

Merari (lmao) has unironically declared jannie to be a transphobic slur. You cannot make this shit up.

Seb (I think he's meant to be the leader of this shitshow?) has directly linked the main image of this thread He's not happy!

He's demanded that everyone in that screenshot change their Discord display name so as not to reflect their Reddit identity which they think will allow them to operate anoynmously, since they have realized the futility of trying to stop the "leaks". Let's see how that goes for them.

Update 5: Seb thinks he figured out the leak issue! I will refrain from updating for a few hours. Is this because you got me Seb? Or am I playing along?

cat aims for the carp iniside of ice