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Added Slots Functionality

Just type !slots10 (or whatever your bet) and the result will appear in the top right of your post.

I hope you become gambling addicts and lose your family.

EDIT:

  1. Any three symbols is a win; common pays 2x, uncommon 3x, rare 5x, jackpot 100x
  2. Any two symbols or any one jackpot is a consolation and will refund your bet.
  3. Anything else is a loss.

Jackpot is 🐱

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Where's the Superbowl Livethread?

Carp wouldn't have let this happen

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  • B64 : If you PARTICIPATE in this drama you are gay. If you ENJOY the drama you are cool.
  • free_palestine : pedocord poo
  • rDramaHistorian : Other jannies r expendable, but we must protect Aevann from the aura of the corrupt mayo gussy
  • K9 : 500 comments win!
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:#marseyhappening::#marseyhappening::#marseyhappening::#marseyhappening:

Disgruntled :marseyban:'d user, @SpaceMilk pleads his case on the New Zealand agricultural forums.

Contains:

Private correspondence between @SpaceMilk and.... @Elfbinn, @chiobu, @deletedmaxxxed-user, @Soren, @Penny

Allegations of foid simpery

The :marseyscream:REAL:marseyconfused: circumstances behind carp banning Spacemilk

...

...and a whole new dimension to this meta-drama arc!

EDIT: he posted all the working images in another post

I'm not gonna do a proper write up because everyone already knows this meta-drama. It's been going on all week! Read it yourself :marseyshrug:

:#marseygossip::#marseymeangirls:


TLDR:

>Elfbinn seethes :marseyraging: about Ted to Spacemilk, she also sends facedoxx. Read it yourself, allegations of mental disorder and hoe-ery.

>Spacemilk decides to go to chink sage Chiobu :marseychingchong: to get his opinion on Elfbinn's seething. He gives sagely advice. :marseymonk:

>Spacemilk, eager to get to the bottom of this juicy spat :marseygossip: between Elfbinn and Ted_Simp goes to Schizo who doesn't want to get involved.

>Then Soren messages Spacemilk about something I can't fully parse :marseyconfused: due to one the images not loading :marseybsod:

>Spacemilk thinks Penny is a fake account :marseysus:for some reason. Who knows maybe she is? I love you @Penny regardless

...

>Sooner or later Spacemilk exposes all this drama and Carp :marseycarp3: gets involved.

>Spacemilk noootices :marseynoooticer: too much and Carp (another of Ted's victims/simps) gets involved. Spacemilk's noooticing goes too far when he whips out an old post that suggests Ted and him were geographically(?) close. This is part of his proof regarding the fish and the bird nerd's plans to hook up.

>Allegedly the fish gets mad at the alleged doxxing and bans :marseycarpjannie2: the alleged nooooticer.

...

And now the receipts we've all been waiting for are up. Drama always wins! :marseylovedrama:

:marseylongpost2: I cannot be asked to read thru all those words, I just skimmed. :marseylongpost:

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  • usernaw : democracycels btfo
  • Wuzizname : Based democracy ignorer
  • Soren : more proof aevann is r-slurred and deserves LIFE! :-)
  • C-SPAN : jfc at least invite me to the next drama groomercord.
  • UnpackThisSweaty : Who?
  • rDramaHistorian : I dont agree with moralstrag bans,not readin 400+ gay comments, all of u r strags includn spal&Ted
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results are in, user has been banned anyway the fricking poll to end all polls

should @sirpingsalot be permabanned

dont whine about @sirpingsalot again, the fricking choice is fricking in ur hands now

EDIT: I IGNORED THE fricking RESULTS AND BANNED HIM FOR DOXXING

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hi, I'm Ted. AMA!

I will not be doing the requested video interview with thegrillcast for hopefully obvious reasons, but you guys can ask me anything about anything here. i'll clear up any misconceptions. mostly because i'm bored rn. but after this, i'll go back to touching grass :3

!metashit

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:marseycoin: FREE DC THREAD TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE TRIPLE DRAMACOIN EVENT :marseycoin:

Make all manner of low-effort shitposts or even completely empty comments below, as long as you upvote other people who do the same. :marseythumbsup:

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STOP IGNORING ME

I will get a lawyer if I need to. We need to deal with this. You know who you are.

Edit: you guys have no idea how humiliating this is. My sister is married, I'm not. Also, I drank alcohol about a week ago which would have been around implantation. I am taking an rdrama break, but PLEASE FRICKING RESPOND TO MY TEXTS. I don't want to make this difficult.

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  • Soren : I'm in this picture and I don't want to be
  • Senpai : Blatant ableism
  • ACA : >2 days ago
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Drama-fitness Megathread 9: The Biggining of Muscles

Post questions, ideas, or just what you’ve generally been up to.

Everyone is welcome at all levels, last week ben10 posted a workout that I tried out… so let’s help each other grow 💪🏼

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Bonus BelleAriel Groomercord tantrum:

![](https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841357875748675.webp

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More Slack updates, sry it’s gonna take a bit to sift through this tantrum jfc there’s so much lol

![](https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841357882184494.webp

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He namedrops us here uwu

![](https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841357890249562.webp

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Here we see someone suggesting that maybe Marsey isn’t a hate symbol

![](https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841357898368075.webp

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Merari01 has it all figured out, though. The Nazi website kiwifarms and the Nazi website rDrama have joined forces to draw a ginger cat:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841357905680642.webp

I’m watching you 👀

AGAIN

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:marseyworldcup: :!marseyqatarworldcup: Netherlands - Argentina World Cup Quarterfinal Betting & Match Megathread! :marseyqatarworldcup2: :!marseyworldcup:

Netherlands are still undefeated, after comfortably making it out of both the group stage and the round of 16, where they smoothly sailed past USA. Argentina is more uneven, shockingly losing their first match at the World Cup, but then improving and generally playing on the front foot in every match.

Betting goes on until the kick-off on Friday at 19:00 GMT, 20 CET, 14 EST, 13 CST, at which point the poll will be shut off.


Don't forget to check out our leaderboard!

POOL'S CLOSED!

- WINNER!
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:fatpriest: Confession thread

I made the superbowl betting thread but I don’t give a frick about Amerikkkan football

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:marseyfoidretard: :marseysoypoint: Hello, Im new! I drew a marsey!

I hope this posts, I hope I know how to post, haha :marseysipping: ... I can't wait to make a billion friends here and lose all my money in the casino!

I like all the emojis too!!! Marsey is sooooooo cute.

:marseyattentionseeker:

^And this one is totally me rn ^

Nice to meeet everybody!

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suck on THIS, incels!

@Ted_simpshill just for u my darling

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16786524765800653.webp

mods are antiwoman if they delete this, come at me bitchesss :marseynut:

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Uncle Ted was based

Who agrees?

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Everyone say hi to our newest member!
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@rosemulet has joined thanks to @The_Homocracy. I’m not sure who she is, yet, but what Homo has told me seems very promising :star:

Please shoot her a follow and also send me dc. @TwoLargeSnakesMating will be deploying the Hats update in 4h3m as of the time of this posting.

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Updated slots (fixed odds, shows win/loss next to post info)

New odds:

5 coin minimum bet.

1% chance of jackpot (12x bet)

4% chance of 5x bet

8% chance of 3x bet

16% chance of 2x bet

12% chance of money back

59% chance of lost bet

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Give me your 🔥🔥HOT TAKES🔥🔥

I'm bored and I'm procrastinating packing for my trip Saturday.

Drop your spicy takes or your most like warm takes and start debates.

:#slapfight:

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My son has a crush visiting our home for a few days. In typical cringey mom mode, I made an off the cuff remark along the lines of "don't worry--dad and I will make ourselves scarce in case you want to make a move." He looked at me like I had two heads and said: "I would NEVER do that. What if she isn't interested in me? That would put her in a really uncomfortable position." I have never been happier about being called out by my kiddo.

Take heart--there are good men out there. The kids are alright.

EDIT to add: It's really shocking to me the lack of reading comprehension from male presenting redditors. The young woman is STAYING IN OUR HOUSE for 4 days with nowhere to go if she's not interested. Making a move (which really just meant confessing his feelings) would be inconsiderate AF and I really wish more men realized the position they put women in when they make their feelings clear. There is a very real power imbalance when someone is housing you--a move can be interpreted as "payment" or just plain old pressure. Do better buttholes.

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  • whyareyou : Foid nonsense, disregard
  • Aisha : Somebody find a real doctor. God is turning me into an earthworm and I need it to stop.
  • Genius : He's real i asked him
  • Spiderman : Real journ*lism
  • Urboros : It's about Ethics in Gaming Journ*lism
  • Downie : Aisha, I will still love you even though your a worm
  • DeepKeepShill : DID SOMEONE SAY WORM???? GREKBROS WE'RE SO BACK! :worm:
  • 0 : Metadrama bs
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EFFORTPOST Garry Chess promised to admit fabricating posts within 48 hours if I took down mine exposing he wasn’t a real doctor. He hasn’t. DMs inside.

Summary:

Basically every doctor is given something called an NPI number by the federal government. Every state also gives out licenses to work there.

Garry said he went to Harvard, worked in New Mexico as a hematologist/oncologist and also said he had a 5 letter last name. I looked up all hematologists/oncologists who have ever been licensed in NM. (The NPI database shows this, you can search by taxonomy) None with a 5 letter last name went to Harvard. (He was challenging people to doxx him)

Like a month ago I asked him about this. First he said he didn’t have to be licensed in NM as he wasn’t practicing as a doctor, just overseeing the clinic. Then he said he changed his last name so it wasn’t actually 5 letters in the NPI system. Today he claims he was only licensed in CA. Btw maiden names are listed in the NPI database, pretty sure.

This is on top of him lying about donating marrow post cancer (not allowed) & some other crazy things like $100 tires for his lambo, pics of which he won’t post. Think there’s more car drama but wasn’t here for it and idc.

He also said he was terminal with Burkitt’s lymphoma and had 5-7 months but now says he’s in treatment and will go back to work soon (??).

When I called him out earlier he said to look up his former boss at some lab who had an NPI starting with the “T15”. NO NPI STARTS WITH T. They literally ALL start with 1.

I always assumed he worked in a lab but wasn’t a doctor since he has tons of pathology posts (diagnosing disease) and not much about treatment. Oncologists DO NOT DIAGNOSE.

Also I have NEVER EVER heard of someone who is both an ER physician and an oncologist (two separate taxonomies). There are oncologists for ICU/intermediate ICU etc who work at hospitals but they are NOT ER doctors.

He also frequently misspells HIPAA as HIPPA which is a privacy law that you literally see every fricking day even if you’re a secretary in healthcare.

Anyways it just never added up so I made the post, and he made a post saying I was jelly of not being the only cancer survivor (fair). Then he sent me a message asking for a truce.

I asked for proof such as his NPI number. He said no. I said I can’t help u unless I can verify someone with your demographics exists (like 7 letters of last name & oncologist in CA, so not even that specific)

Then I said I would take it down (to get him to confess). He then said would make a post where he admits he “fabricated” some stuff but still say he is a doctor. I gave him 48 hours. He’s doubling down. So now I’m posting again.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1688499463938242.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/16884994644467595.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1688499465084382.webp

Original post I deleted:

Garry Chess: Fake Doctor? No hematologist/oncologist with a 5 letter last name has ever been license in NM who went to Harvard

It’s easy to search for yourself.

I asked him about it but it still doesn’t sit right with me, especially after people saying he lies about his cars etc. Garry says his NPI (national provider identifier, every doctor, dentist, PA, etc has one) is under his “old” (?) last name and he’s not licensed as he’s not practicing. The NPPES database includes providers with expired licenses, just FYI, so it’s a very convenient excuse he has changed his last name at some point.

He’s now saying he was licensed in CA and references someone whose NPI allegedly starts with T15. NPIs are 10 digits and start with 1. LITERALLY ALL OF THEM. They do not start with letters.

I think he’s actually a clinical director or similar LARPing as a doctor.

I hesitated to say anything just in case the cancer stuff was real but even that seems to be a changing story….

Idk about the car drama. Someone else can chime in.

Edit:

Lol

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16883410803224614.webp

Edit 2:

Claims to have had Burkitt’s lymphoma 2x but donated marrow after first time.

Click here to see how strict the donation requirements are

That was first thing that got me really sus

Edit 3:

Okay so idk how many of us have gone through chemo but I did at 27 & otherwise healthy and I would almost fricking collapse in Target and have to sit on the bench in the pharmacy or lean on the cart sometimes with sweat pouring down my face so this is laughable. Sometimes I couldn’t even get my mail. My mom had to do my laundry bc I couldn’t physically carry it to the laundry room in my complex. Idk, maybe he’s a super human who could go hiking during a very intense chemo regimen (worse than the one I went through). Don’t doubt there are people who can but…. I’m sure most people’s bullshit detectors are off the charts rn.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16883433014071474.webp

Edit 4:

Just remembered…99% sure maiden names come up in parentheses when you search if someone updated their NPI info.

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  • Count_Plopula : "I say this as a feminist ally" doesn’t work because of the 3rd person filter. REEEEEEE
  • Maximus : :marseycrap:
  • Harpooner : My chud text is broken, "I" auto changes to my name and I can't comment. Fix it jannies
  • Awoo : Look at all the tombstones in the comments. Lmao
  • coned : yeah no matter how many times i say i stand with israel my post gets removed. GREAT IDEA CARP.
  • X : maybe test it first before you chud everyone fricking dumbasses
  • rDramaHistorian : BARDFINN era has finally arrived. Praise be to Allah I have dreamt of this day for many moons
  • RICHARD_NIXON_IS_GOD : Skill Issues ^
  • SIMPSONIANTHIELITEDOOMER : THIS IS FIXED
  • suggynutz : :marseywereback:
  • NSF001 : be sure to bully chiobu today :)
  • Aevann : fixed kings
  • smolchickentenders : Vaccines work!
  • AnalKong : BIPOCS TONGUE MY ANUS
  • SCD : horse
  • JohnnyBOO : Still didn't work for me negro
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BUG WHERE SOME PPL COULDNT SAY THEIR PHRASE FIXED rDrama.net is proud to welcome the esteemed Dr. Oaken!

Everyone please say hello to @Bardfinn. You are reading that correctly: Bardfinn. She’s written extensively about us over the years, both collectively and individually, and we’ve extended an all-access pass to her for rDrama in order to assist with her research into racially-motivated violent extremism and a variety of other social justice issues.

Right off the bat, she was repulsed by the things you people say and do and think and threatened to storm out of the rDrama corporate offices if we didn’t take swift and drastic action. And so we’ve given her a button to chud everyone in order to correct behavior and thought among the assorted flavors of misic masses.

(if you find a way to hide the chud required text, let aevann know what it was via dm and you’ll be given 5000mb)

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