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Like I swear the dudes can't even get it hard half the time and they basically never finish inside. Like wtf you're all getting screened for stds and are on PreP anyway. Creampie you cowards! Unironically some of the best gay porn I've seen featured this guy and he literally calls himself straight.

It is actually true i hope all pooners get off my fricking apps

!lgbt !cuteandvalid !femboys !besties !bottoms

My friend is having a spat with his husband over cheese right now so I wanted to generate a picture of the situation. The prompt "man eating cheese while his partner looks on angrily" worked first try with a photo of a woman yelling at a man while he was enjoying cheese. I changed "partner" to husband and was blocked by the filter, calling the prompt "unsafe". I tried a bunch of different variations but all were deemed "unsafe". I simplified it down to "man angry at husband" and was still stonewalled. Every attempt at getting a photo of a man expressing negative emotions at his partner was blocked. Even the most basic prompt "Man angry at husband" did not work. "male friend" fine. "another man", fine. But "boyfriend" and "husband" are all trigger words for the AI. I'm actually offended that the LGBTQIA++ inspired hand-holdy bullshit they put on the AI has wrapped around to being homophobic.

Here's as close as I got.

Tl;dr: Kill AI jannies, behead AI jannies, round-house kick AI jannies into the dirt.

BTW, if you get this stupid pufferfish telling you there's high demand it's bullshit. You just asked for something that the algo doesn't like but not egregious enough to give you the warning.

!lgbt !gayporn !bottoms !reportmaxxers !pinknames

Baldurs Gate 3 lets you fuck bears.

Yes, thats right.

Baldurs Gate 3 lets you fuck bears. pic.twitter.com/j6HJaRNl6e

— memeslich 💀 rpg meme bastard (@memeslich) July 7, 2023

As it says in the title. I've got a free night so planning to have a great big masturbation session and may as well stick a dildo up my bussy.

What are your routines when you're preparing to get anally penetrated? Are there any beginner mistakes I need to watch out for? Any sensations that could suggest I need to stop and rest?

With this being a solo activity, I can take things at my own pace but it would be nice to get really deep and fast if possible. I've got water-based lube which I've heard isn't the best for anal but I'll have to make do with it.

Thanks in advance and I'll let y'all know how it goes.

Most subtle Navy buggery joke

https://old.reddit.com/r/lgbt/comments/174vep5/am_i_transphobic?sort=controversial

The other day at work, I was helping this young transgender man customer and I didn't know he was transgender until he corrected me very rudely after I said “It would be in the next aisle Miss” saying “ugh why does everyone misgender me? My pronouns are he/him, can't you tell?” And whispered to his friend “cis people annoy me” and I'm not even cis? (I'm a demigirl)

TLDR: A transgender man got upset I assumed he was a woman and I accidentally used the wrong pronouns but I apologized and afterwards addressed him with the proper pronouns . Am I transphobic?

Some choice replies:

Sounds to me like he was worn out with multiple incidental misgenderings and lashed out, doesn't make you transphobic for making a mistake as long as you correct yourself once you know better.

We're won't punish you, as long as you educate yourself, sweaty.

Your not transphobic, but I'm going to go against the hugboxing and say, gendered language is pretty dumb, and easy to avoid. What's wrong with "it's in the next isle" ? Unless you are talking to an old AF person who will get mad if you don't bow and kiss their feet, you will never get in trouble using gender neutral language.

Mhm! I am trans, and would rather someone not call me sir/ma'am, and just say, "It's in the next isle."

You should be rude to people and avoid polite titles because you might offend the permanently offended.

you're not transphobic. maybe stop using the gendered terms though so it doesn't happen again

No but he's allowed to be upset about being misgendered and vent to his friend. We non-passing people are allowed to vent and correct people on misgendering us. Passing shouldn't be a prerequisite for not being misgendered. Next time, use less gendered langauge and don't eavesdrop on private convos

While you may not be transphobic, you're a horrible rude prick anyway!

There are some minor slapfights in this comment chain between trans-activists and trans-supremacists.

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— New York Post (@nypost) October 11, 2023

!strayans I'm sick of apps.

Other than clubbing which is really meh (and expensive in a capital city), what other methods do you do to meet other gays?

I joined a leisure sports league. It was alright and full of gays, but then I moved to a place without one. Also got to meet cool guys at my last gym (regretting not asking out the guy who asked me to hold hos ankles while he did dolphins that pushed his butt so close to my face) but, again, fewer gays in my area now.

Should I just sign up to like classes or groups? Because I've been finding it hard to find non-uni groups and frankly I'm a bit long in the tooth (and short of patience) to be dealing with uni students.

Anyway - always down for more recommendations of cool activities. Preferrably those that attract other dudes.

@Bellicose-Ghost ping the gays for me plz

- 15 votes

How are you doing in the dating department?

!lgbt !bottoms !gayporn

This is why I always tell y'all to not be moid pickmeishas

Ignore this post if you're a crusty old gay though

Despite his smaller frame, Mitch loves to dominate Cam's pudgy butthole with his swollen ginger peepee. "Squeal like a pig!" is a phrase that Lily has spent years overcoming with her therapist, and to this day she cannot watch Deliverance or Pulp Fiction. His dominance in the courtroom translates directly to the bedroom, and he overrides all objections from the defense.

Cam's pent up sexual frustrations from the rural locker room are finally unleashed on Mitch's delicate anus. Finally taking on the roles of Quarterback with Mitch as his Center, Cam calls all the plays and never allows for a time-out. He drains the clock as he drains his balls deep inside Mitch.

Fizbo isn't all smiles. When he's not inflating balloons or squirting water from his lapel flower, he's inflating his peepee and blowing loads on Mitch's face. His predilections are not satisfied by the sensual or by kink. He's the master of ceremonies and Mitch's body is his three ring circus.

Background: A pick-me gay is a fairly entrenched concept in the gay community. It's basically the 'not-like-other-girls' of gays.

I've gathered a collection of reddit threads discussing the concept.

/r/AskGayMen: What are your thoughts on pick me gays?

Most controversial comment: they choose assimilation instead of liberation which spawns debate on heteronormativity with hypocrisy of the comment being pointed out.

Most upvoted: no one should put down others to make themselves feel better ...folllwed by r/notlikepthergorls.

Ah the duality of gays.

That wasn't too spicy. Let's see what if there is anything better in /r/AskGayBros where OP laments being called a pick me for not 'personally believe in neo-pronouns, because I think the 11 color Progress Flag is ugly as frick, because I think most mainstream gay culture is shallow and materialistic, and because I want to improve the material conditions of people I strongly dislike and strongly disagree with.'.

(ALMOST) Most controversial: wish there were more gays like you. Tired of the multiple flags and pro nouns shit which spawns some back and forth about OP being a pick me c*nt and the person replying being sanctimonious af.

Most Upvoted: Stop worrying about what the crowd is doing. Just do you....followed by this whole lotta' nothing.

So there appear to be a range of opinions on the topic. Only a smattering of drama here and there.

So I turn to the last bastion of drama, /r/XenogendersAndMore.

Specifically this pickmegay/trans starter pack.

Nothing TOO spicy because this sub is literally an echochamber. But it's pretty funny because the starter pack itself reveals the author seething over people not being on board 100% with everything they say.

Anyway, /h/gaybros, what is your opinion?

Would you take this as he likes me?

This guy messaged me on Grindr and then arranged a meet up for drinks. Once we met, it was apparent that he is the most beautiful thing I've laid eyes on. He asked a lot of questions and it was kind of hard to ask him questions. He wanted to hang out later that night but I couldn't.

I told him I was looking for friends because I was intimidated and he said he was primarily looking for a boyfriend right after I said that, but agreed he needed friends although he has since told me he is always doing something.

He said something about hanging out this past weekend but neither of us really made plans and I let the weekend go by. I could see him looking at my profile over the weekend but he blocked me on Grindr. Should I text and clear the air?

I've seen testimonials online about how nofap makes people realise that "femboys" are just "man butt" but I watched a YouTube video of Ryan Humiston talk about stretching but he wasn't fully shaved and it was like whoa....nice

Just had to get this off my chest