Helloooooooooo rDrama!

Welcome to the October 2022 Recap: Homoween edition hosted by yours truly, Z Dubs! A rap star naming the jew, mr penny triggers the jannies, a black man framed by his van represents himself in court, and perhaps the biggest trollmaxxing scheme of the year! Strap in because this month was a big one!

The War on Chuds [Meta]

Jannies continue to lose ground as Chuds endlessly dunk on them and make messes. Messes that have to be cleaned. Said cleaning continues to go unpaid. In an act of impotent rage local black person @MrPenny was bullied off the site leaving all remaining chuds depressed they no longer get called “bb” anymore . Furthermore, lazy newsposts about s were banned(hilariously unenforced).

• THE TRAINS ARE LIVING IN YOUR WALLS THE TRAINS ARE LIVING IN YOUR WALLS THE TRAINS ARE LIVING IN YOUR WALLS

Other Janny related altercations.

• News articles about trans things aren’t dramatic. Link to comments sections dramatically discussing them or post it to chudrama.

• REDUCED CHUD AWARD PRICE FROM 2500 TO 500 (DEATH TO RIGHTOIDS)

• Should we unban LandlordMessiah?

Will Chud and janny relations ever recover? Probably not, no.

October Keffals Update

rDrama’s 22nd favorite train got xerself into a sticky situation with a rightoid lawyer. The result is pitiful and hilarious.

• Keffals gets into a spat with a rightoid lawyer. The trainsquad tries to cancel him but it backfires!

• RekietaLaw gets an email from a begging him not to release their publicized information : Top Trainpost of October

• REKIETA LAW'S YOUTUBE IS BACK

Bonus keffals interaction

• Keffals and landlord messiah have interacted

Yedolf finally out does himself.

This October Kanye did his best to cement himself as the celebrity drama king. First by wearing a white lives matter shirt next to Candace Owens Then following up by announcing the formation of the yeezywaffen, and going deafcon 3 on the Jews. The Jews, who totally do not control everything displayed this fact by coincidentally taking everything from Kanye.

• Seethe-fest collection from Kanye's latest stunt

• : I’m a bit sleepy tonight but when I wake up I’m going death con 3 On JEWISH PEOPLE

• Kanye West Says Lizzo Staying Fat Is A Part Of The Media's 'Black Genocide' Agenda

• RUMOR: Kanye West and Andrew Tate may have a collaboration on the way 😳

• Wikipedia editors made Kanye white

• ResetEra has NOT been taking the new Kanye arc well by @TheRInRdramaStandsForRoxy

• In order too prove the jews don’t control the banks, they have banned Kanye from banking with JP Morgan

• Kanye, in addition to being dropped by his bank and talent agency, has now been dropped by Adidas. Farther proving the jews don’t run the world.

• Kanye West wanted to name album "Hitler"

Some time later people started Noooticing. Even H3H3!

• H3H3 Got REPORTMAXXED for saying should be gassed

Elon actually buys twitter

The day of the paid checkmark has finally come. Journ*lists and fired twitter jannies were utterly besides themselves as Elon’s purchase of twitter went through. You can now say the n-word, chud.

• rocket daddy completes Twitter takeover and fires top executives

• Seething journ*list r-slurred hot take

• rDrama remains a trailblazer in the tech industry: Elon steals the idea to make s pay for their checks, at a low, low price of only $4.99 per month! Is it finally over for birdbrains?

• Elon's about to lay off all the DEI staff, project managers, bootcamp codecels, and spreadsheet monkeys

• Drama king pretends to be sacked Twitter engineer, journos fall for it hook, line and sinker

• Kanye West has been unbanned from twitter

• JOURNOS ARE SO BUTTHURT ABOUT ELON TWITTER THEY PROBABLY JUST SCREWED THEMSELVES BY VIOLATING AP RULES OF PROFESSIONALISM

• Rocket Daddy rug pulls golden parachutes from senior staff, fires them 'for cause' (and that is a good thing) (private company, sweaty )

Memes

• "OMG OMG WE CAN SAY BIPOC AGAIN" THIS IS WHAT COUNTS AS A "WIN" FOR RIGHTOIDS

• ITS CALLED HOLDING PEOPLE ACCOUNTABLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS, SWEATY

Happy Homoween!

That time of year when there’s a chill in the air, the ghosts are out, and the site becomes twice as obnoxious and unusable as before has rolled around again! The jannies, specifically c and another who shall not be named (or paid), worked hard to decorate our beloved cat forum to celebrate Homoween.

• RDRAMA PRESENTS: HOMOWEEN 2 - HOMOEROTIC BOOGALOO

Meme Source

• (changelog) A mysterious package has arrived on your doorstep. There is no return address, there is only your name, scribbled in what appears to be red ink. The odor of rotten fish overpowers your nostrils. You pick up the parcel and turn it over to open it. On the bottom is just a crude drawing of a catfish with the words "xoxo carp!" Your stomach sinks as you feel a rising sense of despair in your gut and with shaking hands, you tear open the cheap brown paper only to look inside and find...

ZIPOCalypse

This year there was a competition held between the Chad Zombies vs the disgusting mindless Vaxtards that plague us all!

• ZIPOCalypse badges and rewards!

• Gigavaxxers vs Zombies: NEW RULES, NEW REWARDS

Even after printing awards the filthy vaxtards were immunocompromised to taking an L and had to settle for a tie

• Gigavaxxers v. Zombies Results!

Even still everyone knows a Zombie would never lose to a vaxtard!

Darrell Brooks Objects!

Darrell Brooks represented himself in one the most dramatic trials of the year. One Bizarre enough even to surpass Chris Chan perhaps.

• The killer SUV from the Waukesha parade massacre is representing itself in court, claims not to recognize the name "Darrell Brooks." Judge sends it to the garage after repeated disruptions.

• Waukesha massacre suspect Darrell Brooks asks for his case to be dismissed since the victims aren't present in court.

• the jury finds darrell brooks guilty on all 76 counts

But that wasn’t the only thing noteworthy about this case…

rDrama GayOps Gone Wrong(Feds got involved)

Our Capy in chief @Aevann struck it big time this month with the tried and true method of making Justice4 subreddits. This one centered around barreling Darrell brooks called /r/justice4darrell went hot as @HeyMoon made a post claiming to be a juror which was brought up in the middle of the case, making it go viral!

A big thank you to @SlackerNews who’s effort and thoroughness in collecting the history of this drama makes my only purpose entirely obsolete.

You’ll recieve The ZombieWolf award of 1000 Soren Coins the next time I actually have some fricking money!

• Recap of how the made rdrama's first successful bait sub in months

• THE WAUKESHA INCIDENT: THE STORY OF HOW /R/JUSTICE4DARRELL INTERFERED WITH JUSTICE , FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF BLACKJUSTICEFOREVER (ME)

• In Case You Missed It: The final archive of the jury bait post 2300+ comments of pure rage

This event also spawned some A Tier memes.

• HOW I SLEEP KNOWING THAT I HAVE DISRUPTED A SERIOUS LEGAL MATTER WITH MY SHITPOSTS AND NOW HAVE FEDERAL AGENTS TRACKING ME ACROSS CYBERSPACE

• THE FBI COMBING THROUGH HUNDREDS OF PROFILES FOR 6 HOURS STRAIGHT WHEN THEY HEAR SPOWOOKY OWOOKY PUMPKIN COME ON FOR THE 572ND TIME

• FOUND A PICTURE OF THE JUROR

• Greetings, Federal Agents

One Offs

Here’s the best Stand alone posts of Cocktober.

• Lawlz comes back after directing a movie! most upmarseyd post of October

• Top Voted Comment of October

• Top Marsey Creation of October

• Top Trainpost of October

• CUTIE ALERT WE HAVE A CUTIE ALERT. :::

• ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR TWITCH FOIDS (AMOURANTH) IS CURRENTLY HAVING A MELTDOWN, STREAMING A MESSY IMPENDING DIVORCE WITH AN ALLEGEDLY ABUSIVE (SECRET) HUSBAND

• ever wonder why wikipedia is always needing donations?

• Liz Truss resigns as prime minister after 44 days

• Foid hulk gets fappeninged by her arch nemesis.... internet incels

• Alex Jones is ruined

• House Vampire (the lamest house) loses their hole on the month of halloween.

• GENTLEMEN, YA BOI HAS GOT HIS FRIEND TO GET MATT WALSH TO SIGN A COPY OF A STARSEY

• The Creation of /h/jihad by @Grand_Imam_Talichad

End of October

What a month folks. Perhaps the conclusion of the Keffals Saga, Elon delivered the day of the confiscated checkmark, Kanye names the Jew, and Aevann made a Gay Ops that finally surpassed Etikapunks.

What was your favorite part? Be sure to link a post you think deserves to be included, and until next time this has been Your host Zombie Wolf