Then why is it illegal to eat rotisserie chickens and put them back in the aisle (WHERE I FOUND THEM,... I PUT THEM BACK BTW.) like nothing happened last tuesday after i brought 7 hookers to a mall to do tiktoks with a fake gun prank while running into any and EVERY door i can find in every office building??

the complete audacity and NERVE of society

Have a flight back home tonight and got too drunk out of anger last night so need to taper off.

!boozers

@FourthAlt wholesome video

@Redactor0 !schizomaxxxers !commies

I was in yahoo messenger, 16 years old, i was asked why i kept mispelling words. I then was telling the user i was making typos because i was typing with one hand. They didnt ever talk to me since and i was kind of frustrated they never understood i was eating pizza, so i guess context really IS everything.

🚨 ACTION intensifies against illegal Bangladeshis 🎯

500 illegal Bangladeshis & Rohingyas suspects have been DETAINED in Jaipur yesterday 🔥 pic.twitter.com/Bq98WAE1i0

— Megh Updates 🚨™ (@MeghUpdates) January 28, 2025

They shouldn't be deported given how easy crossing over again is anyway. Use them as free labour.

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this was hugely influential on my developing sexuality when I saw it on Hacker News around 15 years ago

Endnotes: Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I enjoy anal. Yes, I used to be a girl who said I'd never let anyone do anything to my butt. Yes, some butt-fricker got me with this plan. It took him a month (and many, many mind -blowing orgasms and naughty mid-day phone calls). No, I wasn't aware of "the plan" at the time; I figured out his evil conspiracy later and I deemed it the "butt frick conspiracy," he laughed. Yes, we met on cl. Yes, we broke up. Yes, I was mad at him for turning me into an anal slut. Yes, I got over it. Yes, I ejaculate. No, I'm not looking for dates. Bye!