Context: So, as you might know, the Drumpf administration offered a severance package to all 2 million federal workers to entice them to quit. This offer was sent out by some of Elon's flunkies that were recently employed by the Office of Personel Management. After this email, there have been several follow-up messages listing some questions and answers about the program.

Someone got the idea to respond to one of the emails asking more questions, and were automatically put on the list to be shitcanned.

Now to the comments:

Someone at our org CC'ed their supervisor on their resignation response and the supervisor got added to the list

Hahaha holy shit.

"Oh Mr. supervisor, I've just quit my job and it looks like I quit your job too. No takebacks."

Shocking that a bunch of clownfarts with no experience managing large organizations would make such a mistake.

Do you really think it's a mistake?

I had an out of office message…. Uhm… 😐

This whole thing has been hold and we don't even know if it will be allowed . But the drama coin is already being paid out. !fedposters

These Zoomer girls who make a big performative deal out of having IBS disgust me. It's very unladylike for women to speak of pooping themselves. If we want to hear crass talk we can turn to the male population for that.

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The boys love being under the sheets where it's warm

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These people have always talked the talk on why guns are needed to protect against tyranny, so now that we have clear proto-tyranny brewing at the highest levels of the US executive branch their trigger fingers should be itching.

And yet we haven't even heard a peep from these people. Curious, as some might say...

There aren't enough gimmick accounts, too little exciting meta drama, not enough TDS political sperging , and a dearth of spammy posts. I expect worse from you and I want to waste my time here even if there's no more funny.

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/r/ThailandTourism is a goldmine for creepy pervert drama

Does anyone happen to know the address of this place? Asking for a friend. He's visiting Thailand next month and would love to try her delicious food in person. Thank you!

The most pathetic part is that OP could easily have s*x with women in Thailand, but he's so pathetic he's desperate to look at some silicone knockers

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An educated citizenry is a vital requisite for our survival as a free people.Apple podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/trumps-american-takeover/id928790786?i=1000687599740Slate https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/amicus-with-dahlia-lithwick-law-justice-and-the-courts/id928790786Spotifyhttps://open.spotify.com/show/7DpL32jgjwBTah8o9HQkBl?si=oDZr7d9WQPivjhddnonGswTrump doesn't want any constraints. He wants to be able to sign with a pen and do whatever he wants.MAGA performative cruelty is designed to accomplish two things. One is it's designed to develop scapegoats and people to blame, and to also create distractions from the consolidation of executive power going on with things like the restructuring of the executive office of the president, which doesn't seem as important because it doesn't leave bodies buried in the streets yet. Important, but a distraction. But here's the second. It puts everybody else in fear. Because if Trump can do this to anybody he pulls out of a ... (1)

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Trans women are women so denying them rights or space in places set up for women is transphobia. The question is why don't you want them in sports? Below are the most common misconceptions people have:MYTH"TRANS WOMEN HAVE A 'BIOLOGICAL ADVANTAGE' OVER CIS WOMEN."FACTEVIDENCE INDICATES TRANS WOMEN DO NOT HAVE AN ADVANTAGE & BIOLOGICAL DIVERSITY IS EVERYWHERE.In elite level sports, trans women are required to suppress testosterone in order to compete in the women's category, lowering T levels to cis women levels. There is no testosterone level advantage.Available evidence indicates trans women who haveundergone testosterone suppression have no clear biological advantages over cis women in elite sport.Consider that when cis men are good, they are praised. (e.g. Michael Phelps.) But when women - especially marginalized (Black or Brown and/or trans) women are good, they are accused of being unfair. (e.g. Serena Williams, Simone Biles, Sha'Carri Richardson, Caster Semenya, and many more.... (1)

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Shockingly the CPI (customer prices index) has risen again to 3%, nobody in the country could've predicted this happening.

Of course, this doesn't mean much of anything when prices seem to be entirely arbitrary, as seen by this monstrosity

Alongside non-existent wage growth

Results entirely in the obvious choice to get out of this country as fast as I can. But the next vote will fix things surely.

orange sight: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42950059

p cool tbh

While many details still aren't known, police say the man they've detained in Munich is a 24-year-old Afghan asylum seeker who was known to them for theft and drug offences.

Most of crypto for the last while has been based on the asymmetric difficulty of two items of the same maths operation

p = prime1

q = prime2

result = p * q

asymmetry 1 : it is very easy to check that a number multiplied by result involved p and q, assuming you know them already.

asymmetry 2: it is very hard to work out what p and q are if you only see the result term, mostly because they're [a] prime and [b] big.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trapdoor_function

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