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https://old.reddit.com/r/somethingiswrong2024/comments/1isc201/this_is_how_you_restrict_a_song_which_should_have/

https://old.reddit.com/r/somethingiswrong2024/comments/1isi6og/macklemores_new_song_critical_of_trump_and_musk/

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The YAAASSSS KANGing of Kendrick Lamar continues; Rich-And-Vibrant-Culture posting is back and more (literally) neurodivergent than ever before.

					
					

Me when a black stripper named Shaquanda twerks on my peepee. (it's a symbol of liberation)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739558634OW3qr1Ofqxc3BA.webp

Assorted roasts and reactions:

https://instagram.com/reel/DF_DCE9vYbu/

https://www.reddit.com/r/playboicarti/s/OTZaIVKpt1

https://www.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/s/dAv14T01pB

!chuds !BIPOCs

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Let's see what the youth of Brazil are up to :marseyitsoverbrasileiro:

Boy who injected himself with a crushed butterfly mixed with water 'for online challenge' suffered horrific seven-day slow death, it is revealed - with the insect's toxins feared to be the cause of death

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The fourteen-year-old boy who died after injecting himself with a crushed butterfly suffered agonising symptoms for seven days before he died, local media reports.

Davi Nunes Moreira, 14, died in hospital in Planalto, Brazil last Thursday after telling staff he had injected a solution made of crushed butterfly into his leg.

Believed to have carried out the dangerous procedure as part of an 'online challenge', Moreira began vomiting and struggled to walk before admitting his mistake.

The youngster was taken into hospital by his father and remained in the VitΓ³ria da Conquista general hospital for a week, receiving specialised support, before he died.


Last April, an online influencer from Brazil nearly required amputation after taking part in an ill-advised viral trend for her two million followers.

'Thammy MC' was left unable to walk after standing in a bucket of ice and salt for an online 'dare' that turned her feet black and nearly required the amputation of her toes.

'We spent 15 minutes with our feet on the ice with coarse salt,' she said, recounting the horror.

'When I took my foot out I never felt such pain in my life. Three of my toes had turned black when it came out of the ice bucket.'

Thammy was treated at a clinic where she was told she was at risk of thrombosis, and that she could have developed necrosis had she remained in the ice another minute.

Unable to put any pressure on her feet, she said she now gets around the house by being dragged around in a garden chair by her mother, who pushes her from room to room.


Be sure to check in later for more Brazil news.

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I don't know how to title this, it's just a mildly fun read
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Selling 1,000kg of meat per month!! Original American style Baby Back Ribs BBQ / Korean street food
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:marppy: Drama Report: 2025-02-11 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”˜Trump voters on here, where do you draw the line?/r/GenZ (433K)64%15528
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Dear Americans who post to Canadian reddits./r/AskCanada (67K)56%1806
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Joe Rogan about Elon Musk and DOGE: "People on the left are complet.../r/XGramatikInsights (128K)52%831
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Hating Taylor Swift doesn't make you cool or different./r/Vent (394K)61%927
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜You cant say "Guys arent even given a chance" and then tell women ".../r/PurplePillDebate (136K)55%699
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜It's Google maps official now boys..../r/MURICA (349K)66%787
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Why is moving the people of Gaza the biggest red line ever?/r/IsraelPalestine (96K)55%560
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜If Musk buys Chat GPT I'm considering cancelling my subscription./r/ChatGPT (10M)64%627
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜To err is human. To really frick things up requires government./r/austrian_economics (51K)53%428
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Guys, I'm really worried/r/Ameristralia (34K)55%441

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Trump voters on here, where do you draw the line?/r/GenZ (433K)64%15528
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Dear Americans who post to Canadian reddits./r/AskCanada (67K)56%1806
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Guys, I'm really worried/r/Ameristralia (34K)55%441
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Based as frick/r/ProfessorFinance (10K)54%119
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Teacher cancelled homework for rest of year/r/AskTeachers (31K)53%329
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜To err is human. To really frick things up requires government./r/austrian_economics (51K)53%428
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Facts, not opinions/r/SnyderCut (21K)45%131
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Tired of fascist Republicans and loser Democrats? Join HVDSA./r/jacksonmi (5K)48%29
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Joe Rogan about Elon Musk and DOGE: "People on the left are complet.../r/XGramatikInsights (128K)52%831
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Elon: "The @DOGE team just discovered that FEMA sent $59M LAST WEEK.../r/EmergencyManagement (13K)50%77

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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David Hogg became DNC's vice chair

Redscare boys, is this what you like?

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Germans continue to take the austerity pill
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You ever think about leaving the internet?
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!kino !chuds

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739471581ZFJjjXdJq2PXhA.webp :marseyanon#:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739471581F9XfCJWdjUE7XA.webp :#carpjannie2:

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/r/bellingham, the subreddit of a very liberal college town, has decided their mods are LITERAL NAZIS

					
					

Just look around there's a bunch of threads

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:marseysowsmug: :marseyreapcrying: :elonsalute:

!chuds !nooticers :marseyemojilaugh:

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If the mod team of /h/manul does not cease their aggression then I will buy as many marseybucks as I need to in order to eliminate their entire hole. I will ban their entire mod team for eternity.. Do not test me.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739659668pgdJo0ISUTfdFw.webp

I will burn manul to the ground and in the ashes I will replace it with @Bridge as their new god.

!friendsofspiderman !attentionmaxxers

Anyways please leave me alone now, I have some emotions within me that need to be rectified.

@soapysoapy

:#marseyloveyou:

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https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1iv1mv7/former_proud_boys_leader_enrique_tarrio_arrested/

https://media.tenor.com/nj4ijBkiICIAAAAx/that-boy-crazy-fluffyeonbin.webp

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AITA for being repulsively hideous?

					
					

AITA for continuously triggering her trypophobia?

(Trypophobia is an intense and disproportionate fear or disgust for holes, bumps, or patterns that are clustered together or repetitive)

(aka r-slurred)

I (19F :marseywall:) have had acne for so long that I honestly can't remember my skin without it. I used to wear a lot of concealer to cover it up, but that only made things worse. Eventually, I realized my skin was controlling my life (and draining my bank account πŸ’€), so when I started at a new school, I decided to stop wearing makeup :chinkbitch:. My skin still isn't great, but I'm on medication, so I have some hope that it will improve.

Here's the problem: There's a girl in my class, let's call her Callie (18F :!marseybooba:), who has trypophobia [is r-slurred]. I had no idea until we were put in a group together. The moment I spoke to her, she started crying. Naturally, I asked what was wrong, and she screamed at me that my face was triggering her trypophobia :marseywitchtriggered:. Her friends immediately jumped in to comfort her :marseypearlclutch2: while I just sat there, confused, wondering if I was supposed to apologize for my skin, something I obviously didn't choose to have :10inbongland:.

When I tried to speak again, she told me to shut up and leave because I was " :gigachadnoticeme: drawing attention to myself by talking. :gigachadnoticeme:" I asked what she expected me to do about it, and she said I could at least wear concealer. I explained that it wasn't an option because it's expensive :marseypoor: and just worsens my acne. Her friends glared at me and called me selfish :marseymeangirls:.

That was just the first incident. Ever since, anytime I sit near Callie or have to present in front of the class, she starts dry heaving or crying :marseychonkerfoidpuke: (having a panic attack?) :marseywomanmoment2:. It's disrupting lessons so much that my teacher pulled me aside and asked if I could just wear concealer for the sake of keeping the peace. She admitted it wasn't fair but said she couldn't think of another solution.

I already feel like such a freak because of my skin. I know my skin is horrid, :marseyskinnedwalk: but why am I the one expected to cater to Callie? I didn't choose to have acne any more than she chose to have trypophobia. I can't help but feel like I'm being unfairly treated here, but at the same time, I know she can't control her reaction either.

So… AITA? Should I just wear the darn concealer?

!r-slurs !neurodivergents !foidmoment !\verifiedugly

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What would you do if your spouse died before you could divorce? :marseyhmm:

					
					
					
	

				
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And then they clapped: MAGA edition

!chuds, this type of shit is a !nonchuds thing to do. Why are you equally as bad as the leftists?

!grillers let's mock them

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Lawyer gets his Wiener stolen

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Here is the thing. I test hypnosis on and off here and there, and over time I sometimes get messages from the dream state. Usually the messages were some simple things like "here is a story idea" or "Here is another cool story idea" or "whoops sleep paralysis." little signals like the last few moments of a dream where something interesting happens and still feels profound when you wake up.

What happened over time however, is that those last moments of dreams became less abstract and more like direct recommendations. Like you know the bicameral brain theory? Where one side of your brain is giving instructions and the other side of your brain is perceiving it as an outside voice from beyond yourself? Something like that but more with my subconscious directly telling me that I am wrong about something or not, and me waking up and going over what I am told I was wrong about, and realizing the dream advisor voice is correct.

Here is where things took a turn though. In my most recent self hypnosis/ nap session, I appear to have gone through a hypnotic regression ( simple explanation for hypnotic regression - going through locked memories in a hypnotic state, memories you cannot normally access ) rather than just a random dream advice message ( I was trying for hypnotic transcendent experience), and that regression state told me a story that does not match up with what I remember of my past but would match up with the theoretical timeline of my life and all that happened.

So I come from a third world nation. We have had A lot, and I mean ALOT, of change in our values and how we treat the people around us. From a 1st world point of view, the third world may still be very backwards, but from a third world perspective, every generation the third world has been busy stuffing in a single generation time frame about 100 years of western cultural and social change at once, to catch up on the western ideas that work. For example - In the west you might have stories of your grandfather beating your dad half dead or your great grandfather beating your grandfather half dead on a whim, but by your time you are trying to give your kid a time out to sit in their room as a lesson to take your car without permission and get caught by the cops for speeding.

Well, you take that level of cultural change and you fit it within a single generation, two at the very longest timescale, and you have got the rate at which culture is changing in the 3rd world. So the very same parent who might have been using you like a gym punching bag while you were 8-9 would be trying to learn to not raise his voice at you just because they are frustrated by the time you are in your 20s.

Now that the background information is filled in, here is my dream hypnosis regression comes in. In it was a message for me, and the message was that one of my parents is supposed to have been a crazy psycho on a whole other level than the worst that I remember about them. That they were a crazy psycho to the point that there is a clear gap between how different and fricked up my life was before I was 8 years old and after I was 8 years old, even though I remember almost nothing from before 8 years old.

Here is the problem with that dream though. It felt like it was the truth, but I don't remember the level of psycho that the dream was telling me one of my parents were in the very beginning, but, and this is an important but, I have enough memories of my parents to know that they became less violent and shittier in their anger every single year over time and the process of becoming less aggressive is still going on till today, and if I looked at the theoretical model of their behavior getting worse with every single year even beyond the earliest point where I can remember a bad memory, it suggests an 8 year time span where I would have absolutely ended up living with pure demons for a few days to weeks every year. In theory that pattern perfectly holds based on the pattern from 9 year old to the 20s that I do remember. Taking that pattern back I would in theory absolutely be living with psychopaths where it is a miracle that half my skull isn't crushed in and I can still speak.

But, here is the second part of the problem. My skull isn't half crushed in, and I can still speak, and the only evidence I have that "it never even began" is a theoretical model that fits, along with a dream telling me things were a lot worse than I will ever even be able to remember. It is like a case of profiling where the profile fits, but I have no 1st hand evidence to support the accusation.

For all I know the hpyno dream could just be completely made up, and actually just a dream filling in random blanks based on my subconscious storytelling mind. Creating a random tragedy possibly where none exists. To make matters worse, I come from a save face culture, which means that even if I asked people in my family about it, they would either label it as not half as bad as whatever I have in mind, or deny the existence of any suffering completely.

At the end of the day, now I am stuck with a revealed truth about my past that may not even be a truth, that has a profound impact on how I view my existence, creating change, and yet for all I know that message about a deep dark past from the subconscious mind is a complete made up fabrication.

Conclusion:

Hypnotic regression may or may not be real, may or may not be filling your mind with made up nonsense, but the experience certainly will feel like the truth.

Wouldn't recommend unless you can handle that uncertainty and an alternate truth to your existence that doesn't match up with how you have lived your life so far.

@Redactor0 from what I remember you like Spooky adjacent content.

So rdrama what do you think?

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Finally saw cabin in the woods. In depth review and analysis.

I was just going to leave the thread blank for two reasons:

1) Since the film is so in love with cutesy little meta-metacommentary it seemed appropriate because

2) I felt absolutely nothing for this movie,

however that's too subtle, so like Cabin in the Woods itself I will now belabor the point long past anyone's ability to care.

I honestly don't even know where to begin with this. It wasn't offensively bad or anything a la Black Swan, it isn't good-bad like Chopping Mall, it's not just plain old serviceable and therefore solid in its decency like The Omen, and it certainly isn't good. And it's like it was written to preemptively shield itself from criticism.

I could call it formulaic. The defense would be that of course it's formulaic, that's the point of the movie haha they even named the generic slasher archetypes at the end, the formulaicism is part of the joke.

I could call it uninspired. The defense would similarly be that of course it's uninspired, there's a Cube-style room of rooms with all the monsters from everything, it's all deliberately derivative and referential.

I could call it not scary. The defense would again similarly be that this is also intentional, look how it's also billed as a comedy. Nevermind that it's not funny either, because it's also billed as a horror.

The plain and simple of it is that it is formulaic, and this goes for the meta-meta narrative as well. Yes the silly organization's point is to enact the contrived ritual that plays out with horror movie tropes because it's supposed to, that's not whats formulaic about it. It can be argued that every beat up to the descent into the facility is formulaic by design, but once they're through that door that excuse falls flat.

The plain and simple of it is that it is uninspired. One of the technicians remarks early on that they're allowed to cheat to make things play out as needed as much as they want. Later we see that security personnel gunning down the sacrifices meets the requirementsβ€”there's no reason not to lead with that and just shoot the whore first. Or to bomb the cabin after shooting the whore. Or literally anything else. The overarching narrative cannot be flimsy because the arguably intentionally shitty internal narrative is wink-wink-shitty to allow room for that larger one. The overall story is just there as an excuse to make 8104 different references (HAHA THE WHITEBOARD TALKS ABOUT THE R*PE TREES FROM EVIL DESD LOL) and give 3 second cameos to creatures from other movies. The facility and organization itself is just a Cube Zero knockoff anyway.

The plain and simple of it is that it is neither scary nor funny. There are no stakes even with the apocalypse on the horizon and then actualizing to end the film. Everyone is boring and sucks. Literally Shaggy from scooby doo as the lead can't go any other way. The humor predates it by several years but it all smacks of that atrocious Rian Johnson Star Wars movie with the yo momma joke; it's quip "comedy" without the quips but the exact same degree of unwarranted and omnipresent self-satisfaction.

This is, however, a lot more negativity than Cabin in the Woods strictly deserves. I don't feel any sort of profound loathing for it or anything, it did nothing to elicit any particular emotion that strong. It's a completely unremarkable hour and a half.

For a movie with such an incredibly promising cover and inexplicably golden critic reviews from the beforetimes when critics evaluated things by metrics other than how much gay s*x a film has in it, the only thing I feel in any notable sense is confusion as to how either of these things happened. That and I want to watch Hellraiser because cenobites are great even if they are bootleg and have 30 seconds of screentime in an utterly mid movie.

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!kino your thoughts?

cc @LainkeyKong as requested

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