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:marseydrunk: King Cobra has become the liqour :marseyhungover:.

!Coolcobras the bwoy is dwown bad. He's beywond fwucking twoasted fwor appwoximatewy 7:30 pm Cwobwa Standard Tim (yesterday).

Wocwl Backup

Clips

Pwesidents Day/Bweaking dwown in tears :marseycrying:

Vodka tumble https://media.tenor.com/4xjJ7N-dKNoAAAAx/caida.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739925945_vasCNb3yXyVTg.webp

A smaww pwour

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739925944o-6X2PAYZtwMPw.webp

His dwink cwombwo is 50-50 Mwonster and Vodka. Fwor swome reaswon this is stwong :marseymath#:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kingcobrajfs-josh-saunders.22713/post-20620413

swomeonye ping bwoozers pls

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Mark Hamill :marseyskywalker: Leaves Guests 'Horrified' :soycry:As His Pants :marseymonsterpenisshadow:Fall Down While Presenting BAFTA Award :marseyawardretard:

https://media.tenor.com/b2ALIjuhFyMAAAAx/luke-skywalker-star-wars.webp

article with video on :marseychud: news site

https://www.westernjournal.com/video-raging-trump-hater-mark-hamills-pants-fell-live-tv-isnt-joke/

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Could Joe Biden do better ? :marseytrump:
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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739648300lKIPEE8tvBd1Qw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739648300WFs6Yrif05oI1Q.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739648301YIzBH8p0HVfddw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739648301Fz257eBXXp31BQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739648301sSPonIJmZzV93w.webp

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Why is there no Neil DeGrasse Tyson marsey

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happy_birthday_dasha!!!

					
					
					
	

				
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:#marseygigathonk:

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How many people died again
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Need a :fellforitagainaward: for journ*lists reporting stuff coming out of China
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Jonathan Frakes asks you life's deepest questions


					
					
					
	

				
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:marppy: Drama Report: 2025-02-15 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘AITAH for refusing to accept that I'm gay after my gf said she now .../r/AITAH (4M)57%3308
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘President Obama shares Valentine's Day selfie/r/pics (32M)70%1897
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Saw these texts on my bfs phone/r/AmIOverreacting (2M)47%498
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘My fiancee is sad because I invited my sister along to tonight's di.../r/amiwrong (432K)56%434
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘The existence of gender dysphoria implies a biological grounding be.../r/DeepThoughts (420K)57%414
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘What will it take for our generation to become more politically act.../r/GenZ (438K)48%270
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Unpopular Opinion(Apparently) : PvP is Part of the Game's Life/r/starcitizen (443K)55%309
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Seed Oil Free Fast Food/r/PhiladelphiaEats (43K)60%344
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Do you guys read literature by authors even if they are horrible pe.../r/literature (3M)53%272
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘I can't take it anymore as an unattractive man/r/AskMenAdvice (279K)50%243

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Who win this?/r/OnePieceScaling (8K)50%141
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘South Florida seems to be chem-trail free for the past 3 weeks/r/chemtrails (15K)52%129
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Seed Oil Free Fast Food/r/PhiladelphiaEats (43K)60%344
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘My EE application got rejected after ITA,AOR because 2 days differe.../r/canadaexpressentry (21K)49%123
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘The panelists are pissing me off this season/r/SinglesInferno (6K)48%33
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Hezbollah supporters attacking UNIFIL soldiers/r/UnitedNations (37K)49%189
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘who approved this?/r/auburn (32K)53%159
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘losers at ex libya banned me for telling them to repent/r/Libya (19K)50%68
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘A California snob messages Mike./r/wrongnumber (37K)53%141
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘The Place Mox hated brought him the most fans, better matches, and .../r/Wreddit (33K)52%124

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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!tradies Have you ever seen a knife that would fold that bad against chicken bone? I used by 60 dollar buck knife to chop aluminum nails once and it had less damage.

Dude bought a chinesium scam knife

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Destiny sued by Pxie for revenge porn (lawsuit got filed)

Total libtard death incoming

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When did the pope get so fat? :marseychonker2: :marseypope:

Ol' Francis looks to be near his death bed having pneumonia and channeling is inner American being fat as frick

I wonder who will be the next head-child groomer in charge?

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Trump signs Executive Order declaring control of Independent Agencies

					
					
					
	

				
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Open Source Game Clones Website

I didn't know this existed as a site but it's cool af. Found it looking for ultima clones.

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Linux chads what are your favorite terminal based editors? And what are your least favorites? :marseyshy:

!linuxchads Just curious :marseyshy4:

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Linkin Park star Chester Bennington's child, 22, comes out as transgender

!nonchuds !lgbt !cuteandinvalid Based based based

Feet tax

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17397173347hBDfo0lYd8gvA.webp

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Impoverished gaymer seethes over the thousand dollar 5070 TI :marseydarkxd:

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GOOMBLE in pinned comment :marseyladybugcapitalist: ICC (baseball for british people) Champions Trophy 2025 betting

participants:

Pakistan: host, ranked 3, volatile af, bet if you r-slurred

New Zealand: ranked 4, bet if you like underdogs

Bangladesh: ranked 9, bet if you are a degenerate

India: ranked 1, fixture riggers, playing in Gulf (not of america), bet if you like bullies

Afghanistan: ranked 8, new upcoming fellas, bet if you hate women

South Africa: ranked 6, big booty bavuma, bet if you like elon musk

England: ranked 7, bet if you want to lose money

Australia: ranked 2, current world champions, bet if you are a c*nt


GOOD ADVICE

https://www.oddschecker.com/cricket/champions-trophy/winner

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739766409GhdEFG7s_t8N9g.webp

BAD ADVICE

redditors predictions

https://old.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/1iqwh6b/rcricket_champions_trophy_predictions_thread/

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$AAPL 100% thinks there is going to be a recession
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Pachyrhinosaurus-chan and Psittacosaurus-chan

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Did I *plan* this week's new episode knowing in advance I'd be in the (so far?) minority of critics with a positive take on a new release? No, but it's funny when it works out that way 🤣 youtu.be/50-PDnWMzVE?...

Bob Chipman (@bobchipman.bsky.social) 2025-02-13T03:19:50.936Z

Review - "CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD" (2025)Marvel goes back-to-basics with lean, fast-paced throwback to Tom Clancy potboilers and its own 'Winter Soldier'/Phase2 mode of solo-franchise "multiverse who?" sequels.youtu.be/E6oPFS9dAvc?...#CaptainAmericaBraveNewWorld#CaptainAmerica

Bob Chipman (@bobchipman.bsky.social) 2025-02-12T17:18:42.113Z

https://skyview.social/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fbsky.app%2Fprofile%2Fmikef141.bsky.social%2Fpost%2F3li76gvercc2w

everyone who disagrees with me is the same person

josh (@fevered.earth) 2025-02-09T17:49:42.709Z

https://skyview.social/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fbsky.app%2Fprofile%2Fcinemacultist.bsky.social%2Fpost%2F3lhrbebputc2q

Every time I'm reminded of how Moviebob writes/talks I laugh so hard bro

Lew (@strongest-lewman.bsky.social) 2025-02-05T20:13:19.952Z

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