Apparently I have to write progress notes even though it's just a dumbed down H&P which I give zero fricks about. Just get a scribe to summarize it and the last risk assessment. I'm like 3 4 Locos deep into the night.

this is actually sad pic.twitter.com/4SXTzGDSpz

— Veluta (@VelutaMMA) June 24, 2024

Was annoyingly sober after 7 shots so I ended up drinking another 7 shots. Shit hit me like a brick so time to just deal with whatever happens.

So thank you all for giving me 1000s of little bundles of joy every single day

The Nambuthiris on the other hand, owning vast amount of lands along with religious authority and highest position in the Malayali society hardly cared about modern education till early part of 20th century. pic.twitter.com/J86Ef1gbsN

— देवसख (@Devasakha) June 5, 2024

Sometimes I imagine being born a Kulin Brahmin 150 years back instead of today. Some of them had 30+ wives. Just....

Now we wagecuck

🇪🇺‼️🚨 Von der Leyen makes propaganda about and for herself!

WTF … who paid for this? Taxes? pic.twitter.com/H1TpvBlDg6

— Lord Bebo (@MyLordBebo) June 1, 2024

Kinda disappointed she didn't mentioned how she get her degree and talked about Covid vaccines and what happened to those

It's 5, I'm allowed to drink now. (Ignore the fact I was drinking this morning those in the group chat)

Had to spend the majority of the day filling out paperwork that literally should not be my problem. Some nurse was being bitchy because I used shorthand instead of printed English even though she should have known what I wrote. Now I'm just trying to put the past couple days behind me and enjoy Belvedere.

!boozers

Erdogan: “Hitler would envy Netanyahu”

To me the actually fun part was that some of my black guy friends liked this post

69 y/o male presents after multiple bruises and bone pain, neuropathy and paraprotein general screening. Further testing showed non IgM paraprotein. There are only 2 diagnoses that makes sense so start asking questions for this very obvious guided answer.

And not just because she's a whore. I like the dike way more.

Covering for a friend remotely and patient on plavix is mad that I ordered recommended they go to the ER. I'm about 1100 miles away and I don't even know what hospital they go to typically. Go to the ER, get a CT and then follow up with somebody else because I'm only doing this given my friend is sick.

I have a 30 minute break over a 72 hour shift outside of required sleep time. I'm tempted to let my license lapse because if I have to deal with another heart attack and cardiology I'm going to lose my mind.

Don't use Spotify lol I'm not a strag

!football