about my inceldom
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She told me I should 
focus on my studies for now, and that I'm still young. It didn't really 
help and I've got serious 
urges to cut because I'm so depressed. I hate my life.
Sorry for all the circumcision posts. I'll stop now.
Revolutionary Jinx-Krะฐyonist 
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R-slur's only problem seems to be that Ted won't stop talking about having s*x with other men, but Ted has other issues
and their fight has ended, with absolutely nothing gained or learned from it:
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Why was Macklemore performing dressed as a stereotypical Jew? pic.twitter.com/CBEMH5Tysl
— Drew Pavlou ๐ฆ๐บ๐บ๐ฆ๐น๐ผ (@DrewPavlou) May 17, 2024
I'm like a dog chasing waterfalls
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TLDR
Bend uses "interaction combinators" to parallelize your code
It's written in Rust and looks like Python
No loops. You use bend to structure data and fold to parse it recursively
You can use your GPU (or extra CPU cores) to run shiet in parallel
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I need to move, sicced on me
Dogs on the loose, soiled knees
My brain's been bruised, I can't see
The signs tell me to turn back, can't hesitate to learn
I'm 'bout to be another bandit, nothing to lose
Swimming through sand, the desert's candid, the dunes will rule
And I can't say they'll find my body, the buzzards brew
Forming a halo 'bove my slaughter, I'm wilting without water
La-da-da, la-da
La-da-da, la-da
La-da-da, la-da-da
La-da-da, la-da
Tease me
Lady mirage does seem to tease me
But if that black blizzard should sleeve that eventide horizon
Don't invite me inside, when I'm at your door, you'll know
I'm 'bout to be another bandit, nothing to lose
Swimming through sand, the desert's candid, the dunes will rule
And I can't say they'll find my body, the buzzards brew
Forming a halo 'bove my slaughter, I'm wilting without water
La-da, da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da (forming a halo 'bove my slaughter)
Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da (I'm wilting without water)
I need to move, sicced on me
Dogs on the loose, soiled knees
My brain's been bruised, I can't see
The signs tell me to turn back, can't hesitate to learn
I'm 'bout to be another bandit, nothing to lose
Swimming through sand, the desert's candid, the dunes will rule
And I can't say they'll find my body, the buzzards brew
Forming a halo 'bove my slaughter, I'm wilting without water
La-da-da, la-da
La-da-da, la-da
La-da-da, la-da-da
La-da-da, la-da
La-da, da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da (forming a halo above my slaughter)
Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da (I'm wilting without water)
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Two things.
— Kristan Hawkins (@KristanHawkins) May 16, 2024
1. Stand with Harrison Butker who spoke up so courageously in a culture that condemns Catholic & conservative values.
2. Share his FULL speech, so the left canโt edit it in a way to fit their agenda & attack Butker.
pic.twitter.com/syMslTKMZx
https://twitter.com/KristanHawkins/status/1791203311384695212
https://twitter.com/ma_franks/status/1791493393920451005
He still gets the bitches wet.
They're from Kansas City though, so.. that's sucks.
https://twitter.com/RevDaniel/status/1791186941230063961
Make sure you leave a comment for this cute twink.
https://twitter.com/GeorgeTakei/status/1791589995334996215
I hate that guy so much bros it's unreal.
cute twink
- ResneedingSyndrome : /h/ai_slop
- X : /h/soy
- Bepis : /h/food
- Aba : /h/glory
Sneed incoming: Mercedes workers in Alabama just voted against joining union
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There is no way you need over $200k to live a comfortable life in Alabama
https://twitter.com/MorePerfectUS/status/1791561907104874849
https://twitter.com/MadisonKittay/status/1791569172507353433
https://twitter.com/Phil_Motta/status/1791569428305625218
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I DON'T CARE!!!!!!! WHO FRICKING CARES!!!!!!!!! WHEN HAVE ASSASSIN'S CREED GAMES EVER BEEN HISTORICALLY ACCURATE????????? WHY ARE YOU BUYING A UBISHIT GAME IN THE FIRST PLACE???????????????
LEAVE ME THE FRICK ALONE 
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Updated yesterday via a 3rd party play store front end and the app has not given me 1 notification since. Not one. Uninstall and reinstalled via gplay, disabled battery bullshit, turned off my pc, nothing fixes it.
We need to
Some groomercord devs until they fricking admit the issue exists. 8 years this bug has existed and never once have they even addressed it
Edit: After un and REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE installing it 3 times it works. I think it's because I deleted all data from it before reinstalling last time
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I want to open my email app every day at 8am so I stop missing message but I can find literally no way to do it. I basically just want a cron job that opens the app in the background so it can fetch any messages and alert me about them.
!codecels plz be my tech support
Edit: Open app scheduler can do this but it's closed source and pissy about how you install it (If you install it outside of google play it just refuses to start and sends to google play to redownload it)
Max to be given honorary doctorate 
from Vermont 
State University 
Bored at work, send me the longest and most neurodivergent video essays to watch. 
Best response gets 1000 DC
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EDIT: Tonight's winner is @Elon_SUSk. Thank you to all who suggested video essays.
DC has been disbursed, including participation awards for all my spoiled little zoomers. 
- whyareyou : let people enjoy things even if ur no good at golf
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First 
of all it's boring 
to watch 
so little 
to no entertainment value. Secondly it requires a lot of land and resources 
to have a golf cart, all that space 
for golf? You could take the land that golf courses is on and turn it into a space 
where 
dozens of other sports 
could be played. And nobody young 
even plays anymore, they all play disc golf which is honestly 10x more fun.
Idk bros. I really hate golf and I think 
it's wasteful. I think 
the people who play it are r-slurs who have no value as human beings. I think 
we as a society 
let so many wasteful and useless activities go on, and I believe 
this is greatly impacting our potential as a species.
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https://twitter.com/maks_nafo_fella/status/1789601542711976073
Instead of admitting they did this, they again started bs stories that Russian shot them self, in 2024.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/30_December_2023_Belgorod_shelling
So they in the past used unguided rm-70 MRLS to hit Belgorod but today it wasn't them because it doesn't suits their rhetorics ?
They just lost 9 villages around Kharkov, they are short on manpower and they motivate Russian 
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