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Watching an episode of The FBI from the 1960s:
Peter Graves, Jessica Walter, Captain Merrick from that Roman planet, the Romulan captain from "The Enterprise Incident". I know these people.
Starring Burt Reynolds. Dr. Corby, Mr. Stiles, and Diana Muldaur... I recognize these actors from 5 different roles just on Star Trek shows.
Watching anything made after 2010:
Who the frick are these people?
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/u/unfathomably-lost is a 258lb formerly a pooner, who goes into detail in how much she demands from her man:
No conservatives or centrists. I am only interested in left-leaning men. My sister is a lesbian and my best friend is transgender, and if you can't respect them, we aren't cool. I don't want the kind of man who would get mad if we found out we had a gay or transgender kid.
You were groomed into being trans, decided you hated it, and still fricking defend transes? what an r-slur white woman.
I am a detransitioned woman. I identified as FTM and was on testosterone for 2 years. There are basically 3 big changes that are semi-permanent/permanent. I have a little facial hair which I've gotten the vast majority of lasered off at this point, and I shave every morning. I have a deeper, kind of androgynous voice that I personally think is silky and sexy as frick but I get it's not everyone's vibe. And, and I'm sorry to be crass, but my clit is big. It's like a teeny nub, maybe half an inch. This comes with the added bonus of it being basically impossible to miss. My body is unique and I think it's cool as frick.
you ain't no Lauren Bacall and you definitely ain't sexy being a fat, hairy monkey with a pseudopeepee.
I want to be a mom someday. This is really important to me. If you're childfree, we just aren't compatible.
Pick leftist, or pick children. You can't have both in this day and age. All leftist men are low T frickwits, requiring you to get a BBC to do it for you. You'll just be completing the cuck cycle!
I was raised Jewish but I consider myself an atheist. Your faith has no impact on my view of you, and I will never try to "talk you out of it" or whatever, as long as you don't try to convert me lol. When we have kids, if you're religious, I am fine with you sharing your faith with them, but understand I will also be sharing my own perspective, and as they get older, I will let them come to their own conclusions around belief.
Hear that Christians?
Also a Jew. No fricking wonder. Carrying out the work that Hitler failed to finish.
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Curious as to why Jan 6 is not a deal breaker for Trump supporters, and why that predicts inaction from the US populace in general? (13)
Because we watched the left burn down cities and nothing happened. (-55)
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So we're just going to equate attempting to overthrow our democracy to racially charged riots. Okay, bud. Let's not forget identified rioters were convicted and no one batted an eye because rioters should be convicted. In contrast, the right wing pardoned people who attempted to overthrow our democracy. You are paving the way for the end of our Republic but you're totally owning the libs, bro. (32)
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That's an insane invented number. But also if you actually had a problem with cops being harmed, you'd have an issue with January 6. (22)
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No, it isn't. Dems are following the Stalinist Playbook. Go read Everyday Stalinism by Sheila Fitzpatrick. Control the media, check. Criminalize the opposition, check. Call the opposition fascists, check. Send opposition to Gulag, they tried. Following pretty well. (1)
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Communism in practice is nothing close to what you say. Communism is impossible. It's just another group subjugating the masses. The only difference is who controls business. In Communism, the state does. In fascism, individuals own the businesses but act at the behest of the state. (1)
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[ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | What half the users on PDW act like right now | TheDonald | (+86/-17) | 99 |
[ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | PLEASE MODS BAN THIS USER!!! Look at his profile, it's vile!!! | TheDonald | (+15/-4) | 30 |
[ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Anything you could see that would truly cause a civil war in usa? | TheDonald | (+12/-2) | 33 |
[ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | You sons of b-words and b-words went nuts over a clot shot | TheDonald | (+4/-10) | 14 |
[ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | It's OK to have mild concerns about Elon Musk and his motives... | TheDonald | (+7/-5) | 13 |
[ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Apparently, now if you post something mean about Elon, a brigade of shills follow you ar... | TheDonald | (+11/-3) | 14 |
[ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Elon is a literal phillistine. He will eventually wreck MAGA. Can't even protect his cre... | TheDonald | (+10/-11) | 12 |
[ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | "You're fired, Bondi." | TheDonald | (+24/-5) | 13 |
[ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | The only other recent writing credit for the Adolescence writer just happens to be worki... | TheDonald | (+14/-3) | 12 |
[ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Look at what this R-SLUR posted... FOUND AN R-SLUR! | TheDonald | (+3/-5) | 10 |
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The Trump administration has put a 10 percent tariff on the Heard Island and McDonald which has a population of 0 people and is inhabited only by penguins. pic.twitter.com/KCmb9nBIYD
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the dejenerate podcast- having a nice wine 18:24
Shirtless jinxthinker mode
- Jinxthinker asked the AI what their song would be. It would be "I love you" - Billie Eilish or "Teenage Dream (slowed down version)". he's drinking wine today, actual wine (A cabernet)
0:50 Jinxthinker misses getting drunk. He used to get crunk a lot, but he doesn't anymore. You basically need to be drunk 24/7 to not get painfulized.
1:40 He's still thinking about how nice the other day was when he had dinner with the fam.
Rachel Zelger looks dummy good.
2:20 He could get Zegler if he were a famous singer or actor, so he should practice singing some more.
2:30 Pictures. Older jinxsister's work cats including a kitten style cat! Jinxsister the younger is the one who cooked the lasagna. Here's a tiny little b-word cat with his claws. Jinxmother's cat Snowball had sharp claws. Shrunk down horses.
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- 3:15 The food picture of their dinner. His salad was a 9/10 according to jinxsister and mother said "wow bro"
- 3:30 We do a singing with an interlude about what he put in his salad.
- 5:00 This is a cat that was looking in the window. Jinxthinker also has a cactus in the kitchen.
6:05 A good s*x idea for his cheerleader wife. She's getting bullied by other cheerleaders with jinxthinker.
7:50 Jinxthinker thinks it's a good idea to use the AI to cosplay with Sabrina Carpenter and Anya Taylor Joy
8:15 Jinxthinker is expecting a phone call about an interview to cover a job or shit because singing ??? (of all things to get distracted from and not elaborate on...)
8:40 Goes back to describing his wife getting fricked. Sings some more and interjects to talk about his chocolate situation (he has some but needs to ration it for tomorrow)
11:10 Wishes Gracie was here.
12:05 Next week is Mother and Jinxthinker's birthdays. Jinxthinker wants pizza and balloons.
12:40 The problem with them two- they're too fricking quiet and mother doesn't let them swear in her house.
more singing
15:00 Hearing Gracie live was one of the bestest of Jinxthinker's life
15:20 All the wine is gone now sire. He's kinda sad about it. Concerts are the best thing in life. Top 3- Isabelle Rosa, Gracie, Die Antwoord (Very rare moment where he actually finishes his list)
Sneeder's note: IDK how he's okay with Die Antwoord given his strict purity testing against whites and libertarians https://www.lemonde.fr/en/le-monde-afrique/article/2022/05/09/south-african-rap-duo-die-antwoord-accused-of-sexual-abuse-by-their-adopted-son_5982935_12.html https://www.dazeddigital.com/music/article/56459/1/danny-brown-accuses-die-antwoord-s-ninja-of-sexual-assault
16:20 lists other acts he has seen. I'm not typing them all
17:15 He wishes he had a gun
- 17:35 One wine a day- bottle- is a good amount. Tells a story about being drunk and throwing up on the street; 2 lesbians helped him get onto the bus.
!jinxthinkers how many bottles of wine per day is optimal for you?
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🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘 | As an American how do you not let anger consume you? | /r/AskUS (3K) | 53% | 1427 |
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘 | Libs know this is true | /r/ProfessorMemeology (8K) | 61% | 1148 |
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘 | Peaceful protests | /r/ProfessorMemeology (8K) | 47% | 748 |
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘 | Cheating (adultery) laws should be enforced more heavily | /r/The10thDentist (309K) | 64% | 1009 |
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘 | I might get hate for this, but I really miss this guy | /r/moviecritic (554K) | 57% | 647 |
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘 | What is this?! | /r/EatItYouFrickinCoward (150K) | 59% | 657 |
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘 | France becoming a dystopian country | /r/Asmongold (463K) | 49% | 450 |
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘 | Hope I won't get much hate but Mel Gibson is a great actor and dire... | /r/moviecritic (554K) | 59% | 537 |
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘 | I slapped my date across the face | /r/AITAH (4M) | 45% | 305 |
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🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓 | As an American how do you not let anger consume you? | /r/AskUS (3K) | 53% | 1427 |
🤓🤓🤓🤓🔘 | Carney Seen as Best Leader to Represent Canada, Navigate Tough Econ... | /r/Ontario_Sub (876) | 48% | 188 |
🤓🤓🤓🤓🔘 | Libs know this is true | /r/ProfessorMemeology (8K) | 61% | 1148 |
🤓🤓🤓🔘🔘 | Peaceful protests | /r/ProfessorMemeology (8K) | 47% | 748 |
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘 | Getting the priorities straight | /r/ProfessorMemeology (8K) | 55% | 153 |
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘 | Anti-Elon protest at Tesla dealership in Pasadena | /r/GreaterLosAngeles (7K) | 49% | 63 |
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘 | And people say Batman v Superman is stupid... | /r/SnyderCut (22K) | 54% | 205 |
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘 | My request to the mods | /r/JEEAdv25dailyupdates (4K) | 49% | 28 |
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘 | Something Bizarre Is Happening to People Who Use ChatGPT a Lot | /r/ArtificialSentience (19K) | 50% | 154 |
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I live in California. We're a little bit insulated from some of the worst stuff. (44)
Lmao wut?Your state is a hellhole run to the ground by democrats. (-59)
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Everyone I know who has spent time in California loves California. (40)
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It does. Completely. Life has become a social media doom scroll waiting for the next horrible thing to happen. It's like we are on the Titanic after hitting the iceberg and I'm surrounded by people that are congratulating the captain. (56)
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As a taller woman who while not bad looking can grow a little extra facial hair, If I'm ever in a similar situation I am NOT AFRAID to whip out the vagina I've had since birth just to make things weirder.
She is however afraid to post a photo that hasn't been filtered to death. Posted in /r/demeyesdoe
[–]DanniTiger 3 points an hour ago
This is disgusting :( they are out for trans people and women.
[–]Newdiscoverygirl -5 points (
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Appreciate the sympathy, and I understand what you meant, however women are already included when you say trans people
So, that seems like an easy lawsuit to win, right?
[–]UnsightedShadow 20 points 2 hours ago
Holy fricking heck. At this point, I'm starting to get worried about an upcoming excursion to CA...
[–]cheolcute butch 17 points 2 hours ago
california (at least socal in my experience) is one of the less shitty stated when it comes to this nonsense so i wouldn't let this freak you out too bad
redhatpotter
This is extremely dangerous advice to be giving. California is subject to the same presidency as the rest of the country. Please be careful /u/Azure_phantom
[–]Azure_phantom 10 points 2 hours ago
Depending on the area you go to - big cities like SF and LA? Yes. Mid size cities like Sacramento? Hit or miss. Anywhere in the Central Valley/foothills/northern California? That's trump country.
[–]UnsightedShadow 2 points an hour ago
SF and possibly SD. I'm not going alone, I'm accompanied by my father and my aunt, the latter is a dual citizen. Thanks for the advice!
I assumed this AzurePhantom loser was some dumb teenager but actually
I'm turning 40 in a few short weeks and have had a hysterectomy so kids are definitely not happening ever for me - and I'm good with that choice. I'm not particularly maternal though and I don't put much stock into family lineage.
With the state of the world I'm increasingly glad I didn't have kids because the world is turning to shit and I would feel horrible bringing a child into this mess.
She also wants a heckin bad person registry
Maybe the good men should do women a favor then and start labeling the bad men. Like, you guys want to insist "Not all men!" Ok, then label the ones who are and aren't. Start calling out the bad behavior you see from men - in person and online. Until you do, or until you develop a labeling system, I don't want to hear shit about not all men. We know. And yet it's the majority of men and too many darn men who are part of the yes all men crowd.
Tons of whining about how all men are meanie poopoo heads and that's why she still alone at 40
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“A woman’s love language is not having to ask.” - Brilliant. pic.twitter.com/8wGnoiseFN
— CandiceHorbacz (@CandiceHorbacz) March 31, 2025
Even in her own video telling her side of the story she admits that her husband cooks dinner (or at the very least does half the work), packs the kids for school and drives them, but she can't take it anymore because he asks her what she wants for dinner and what he needs to make sure the kids bring with them.
Listen to her language and look at her mannerisms. He married a career HR woman. Or a therapist. What a nightmare.
Her husband literally climbs utility poles to fix fricking transformers. Meanwhile she works at home. Doing what, you ask? Yeah. This is the job she complains about being late to because her husband occasionally forgets to take out the garbage on his way to POTENTIAL ELECTROCUTION https://t.co/3s1Fn15sG7 pic.twitter.com/bnCG7rObuO
— Tony (@PrimitivPatriot) April 1, 2025
No wait actually she's a fricking work-at-home marriage counselor redditfying women's brains and ruining husband's lives one Zoom call at a time.
Imagine driving your kids to daycare so your STAY AT HOME WIFE has more free time to shit on you in front of a national audience. How?!!?
What the frick does this b-word do
Black queen reminding me that, actually yes, we need to treat women better.
It’s incredibly insane how all women understand what she’s talking about but men seem to just not get it. The male brain is interesting. https://t.co/caLdT5XoeN
— Vanilla (@makees_A) April 1, 2025
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Full text in case you get a paywall:
A toddler was suspended from nursery after being accused of being transphobic or homophobic, The Telegraph can reveal.
Department for Education (DfE) data show the child, aged either three or four, was suspended from a state school in the 2022-23 academic year for "abuse against sexual orientation and gender identity".
The school and further details of the case were not disclosed.
But statistics show that 94 pupils at state primary schools were suspended or permanently excluded for transphobia and homophobia in 2022-23.
These included 10 pupils from year one and three from year two, where the maximum age is seven.
One of these included a child of nursery age, the data show.
'Seems too crazy to believe'
It comes after The Telegraph revealed that children as young as five are being kicked out of schools for attacking their teachers or fellow pupils amid an alarming rise in ill-discipline in Britain's schools.
Helen Joyce, director of advocacy at S*x Matters, said: "Every once in a while, the extremes of gender ideology throw up a story that seems too crazy to believe, and a toddler being suspended from nursery for so-called 'transphobia' or homophobia is one such example.
"Worse still, this is not an isolated case. Apparently 13 four and five-year-olds were suspended or permanently excluded from school for the same reason.
"Teachers and school leaders involved in this insanity should be ashamed of themselves for projecting adult concepts and beliefs onto such young children.
"It's unforgivable for children's vital early education to be so traumatically disrupted by school leaders who prioritise activists' demands over their charges' wellbeing."
Across all state primary schools, the number of pupils suspended or expelled for homophobic or transphobic behaviour increased from 164 in 2021-22 to 178 in 2022-23.
The largest number of suspensions and exclusions for this reason in 2022-23 was in Essex (16), followed by Birmingham (15), Bradford (11) and Norfolk (eight).
The data has only been collected since the 2020-21 academic year, and students can be excluded for multiple reasons.
Lord Young, the director of the Free Speech Union, said: "It beggar's belief that schools are suspending children as young as five for breaching their 'transphobia' policy. I would have thought that if your ideology is so rigid it justifies you punishing toddlers for not complying with it, that's a powerful argument for discarding it in favour of something less dogmatic."
The data also show the number of expulsions and suspensions has increased since the pandemic.
In the 2022-23 academic year, 787,221 pupils were suspended across England's schools, more than double the number in 2016-17.
Of these, some 84,339 were primary school students, an increase of 31 per cent from 64,337.
Students facing permanent exclusions increased by 21 per cent to 9,377 in 2022-23, although the number of primary pupils excluded has fallen by 4.2 per cent over that period.
The trend does not appear to be slowing. The latest figures, for the 2023 autumn term, show suspensions for all reasons jumped by 41 per cent among primary school pupils while permanent exclusions increased by a third (35.2 per cent).
A DfE spokesman said: "All pupils and staff should feel safe and protected at school and should never face violence or abuse.
"The Education Secretary has been clear that she expects school leaders to enforce good behaviour and we are committed to a comprehensive programme of behaviour support for schools.
"Our Plan for Change sets out our relentless focus on making sure every child gets the best life chances, no matter their background, including establishing free breakfast clubs in every primary school, providing access to mental health support and making attendance one of the four core priorities of our school improvement teams."
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Captain Brock Horner of Tarpon Coast Fishing Charters nearly physically attacked a minor fisherman over a safety concern he brought up to him. Internet do your thing getting this guy fired or license revoked. #tarponcoastfishingcharters pic.twitter.com/sdtzQCk8zG
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Im GAY, TRANS and QUEER, and I spent time and effort creating my fursona! And now its just GONE??? Please put it back on my profile PERMANENTLY!!!
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Aevann can we have a special autism day theme for the website?
Edit: Wow, it looks great!
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Context: /r/Bellingham is the subreddit for the city of Bellingham, Washington, USA. Bayou on Bay was a restaurant located downtown that offered New Orleans style French Cajun meals, oysters, frog legs, gumbo, stuff like that. It was pretty beloved by locals but unfortunately had to close ~2 months ago. I don't know why, but this post has some speculation and people mostly refer to higher insurance & repair costs for the space the restaurant was in.
As a local, I think it's important to note that while the restaurant wasn't particularly loved (*edit: for quality, moreso for its uniqueness and being different), people mostly saw it closing as a sign of the times.
4 days ago, a family known as the "Painter family" announced through Bayou's Instagram and FB that they would be buying the restaurant. See here for the repost to the Bellingham subreddit and further discussion. Not a whole lot of drama (yet)
In the past 24 hours, redditors soon discovered the personal accounts of this "Painter family" and were shocked to discover that the patriarch, Ryan Painter, was posting some pretty hateful things on his Instagram, which sparked a shitload of drama for such a small sub.
Drama Post 1: Sad News 2 (This is a repost / update (?) to a post that was removed by the mods before I could save the link)
The post is a screenshot of Ryan Painter's Instagram showing an AI image of Kamala Harris eating 5 hot dogs, with the caption:
Hot Dog Harris isn't a DEI hire. She earned her way up thru the old fashioned way. A lot of sacrifice and hard work
Dramatic threads:
I don't usually let politics dictate where I'm going to eat, but this post is gross.
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No, she's was definitely not as bad of a candidate as the corrupt hateful billionaire who hung with Epstein a shit ton and tried to overturn the previous election and told specific Americans that he hates them on social media.
I don't like wasting water on weeds in my garden pal, just because you don't care doesn't mean others don't. You chose to stop and comment instead of moving on :)
Can someone explain it to my less than knowledgeable smooth brain... For the record, I immigranted from Scotland a couple years ago, and wasn't legally allowed to vote until a month or so ago... I want to understand the hatred, because freedom of speech isn't a thing everywhere...
When was America great, and what made it great?
Drama Post 2: Bayou facebook page comments scrubbed
Looks like Bayou on Bay's Facebook admin deleted all of the critical comments, as well as the son's and daughter's pleas for leniency toward their hotdog-loving father. There was a pretty hefty pile of comments and dialog late last night, but I can't find it now. Thought I'd say something, because the original subreddit thread is getting a little buried.
Dramatic threads:
Full screenshots of Austin Painter (Ryan's son) talking about his father
This is some mealy mouth both sides bullshit. F**k these people.
Maybe business owners should keep their personal opinions and beliefs separate from their business ventures. Frick Bayou for its subpar food quality.
Classic centrist pretending to be a leftist move 🤡 thanks for the update.
Centrism absolutely deserves its criticisms but I don't think this is a good example of dumb centrist bullshit, which I think is why you're being downmarseyd.
Maybe think of the workers who take a job because they need money?
SURPRISE MORE DRAMA when it is discovered that the Painter family set up a "Rock & Rye LLC" which is the same name as an entirely unrelated Rock and Rye Oyster company also located downtown. The real life Rock & Rye has the business name but their legal company name is different.
Drama Post 3: Rock & Rye Oyster House confirms they are NOT Rock & Rye LLC associated with Painter family
From the screenshotted Instagram post:
We've recently been made aware that an LLC using the name "Rock & Rye" was formed by an individual with no involvement to our restaurant. We do not know the reason for this and understand the confusion, as we share it.
Rock & Rye remains fully owned and operated by Algonquin Enterprises and has since 2013. While we do business as Rock and Rye Oyster house, that is not the legal name of our business. There is no connection between our restaurant and any actions or online content associated with this other party. Rock & Rye continues to uphold its long-standing values of inclusion, respect, and hospitality.
We're grateful for your continued trust and support. Thanks!
Unfortunately, not a lot of drama in the threads but I do think it's a crazy turn of events that this family, now embroiled in drama, holds the legal rights to the same name as a business that serves a directly competing food item? That's frickin nuts.
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Compared to the original:
Made this after yet another miserable attempt to save the userbase of one of my old alma maters, /r/skeptics which has become a shadow of it's former self and half the mods are thin skinned cute twink astrotufer fake butt skeptics (no true scotsman ya know?) who got cucked by terfs at some point and spend all the time pooping up one of my old favorite centrist communities with non-stop quackery (
shit) as well as wingcuckery to the max.
In this latest episode and forage into fake skepticsville I did find some hope that some are amenable to not wanting to look completely fricking r-slurred and made a post about why the JD Vance video was literally the worlds most obvious fricking fake on the planet earth.
Before I get into it I'll clarify that Redditors fell for this hard:
based on that I figured there was a teachable moment buried in all of this shit that could reach both sides since it helps lefties stop being r-slurred and also by default dispels a hoax about vance
I was wrong, but also unsurprised.
My first post was immediately removed of course and its tradition at this point, because basically all posts on /r/skeptic there now are auto-removed until you spam the jannys for permission which I did.
Their explanation doesn't make any sense but I could be wrong because I don't janny shit since we made love4landlords went red and yellow.
apparently all effortposts on /r/skeptic with any links (as in trying to fricking literally cite your sources of information with more than one shitty trans opinion article ) is now AUTO REMOVED. Curious. My own personal conspiracy is
that they did this out of spite because one of you guys !transphobes made a good effort post one time and linked all of the verboten science showing gender dysphoria isn't real and just a fancy name for an acquired condition that causes a chronic copemine deficiency which in real medicine is called being a pathetic little b-word (who was either coddled by mama or alternatively abused/groomed too much growing up, source: nursing science)
anyway facts aside, I bit the bullet and split the post into a singular link for the r-slurs and posted my write up separately. The post has done well because there's still a few old marbles rolling around there it seems who haven't been banned by the jannies yet, however the astroturfing newcute twink r-slur fake skeptic denizens were likely offended by my facts and only about a dozen people have even read the whole fricking point I made the post which was to try and help the children learn how critical thinking works.
In any event here's the post where I had to split up the link and my write up in a comment because you can't link facts anymore in /r/skeptics lol:
https://old.reddit.com/r/skeptic/comments/1jizari/info_regarding_a_leaked_audio_ai_hoax_of_jd_vance/
Link to my original write up in attempts to help redditors unfrick themselves with some helpful tips for spotting AI, which even dramatards could apparently use a lesson in :
I consider this pretty sound and sage advice but alas basically no one read it and the majority of the hundred or so comments are by a bunch of complete absolute fricking hypoxic snot licking imbeciles. Here are some of the best excerpts:
I corrected him politely just saying actually maybe justr don't fricking jump to conclusions like a good skeptic, which prompted further autism from some other fricking non-skeptic loser TDS cuck:
Your logic is way of base. I make films for a living and we take recording audio pretty seriously. It's extremely difficult to get good high-quality audio unless you have a mic in someone's face. As you've probably seen when we can't have a Mike on camera we put it as close as the person as possible on a boom. The standard Mike used the situation Costs a couple of thousand dollars and better options cost four and five. This supposedly leaked audio sounds exactly as good as you would expect if you were recording someone a few feet away using a phone on a desk or concealed under a piece of paper or in a pocket.
Everybody can tell when they are "on speaker" because the change in audio quality is so apparent and that's with high-quality processing in a modern phone. The argument that this recording is fake because the quality is poor is back to Front. If it sounded as if someone was speaking directly into a mic, you would know it was fake.
How tf does person pretend to get paid to do this shit that I can do for fun and they cannot even differentiate something made by trolls?
I again searched for the effort to help these developmentally disable posers, but to no avail, they started downpooping me, ungrateful fricks:
Nothing could prepare me for the king of neurodivergent libertarians audiophiles, a peak Oldcute twink Leftist Redditor !atheists who posted the most confidently incorrect Adderall fueled r-slur rants that I've seen in awhile,
read at your own peril:
I have run recording studios for 35 years. I have done forensic work for most of the major insurance companies in my my State, more than a dozen lawyers, lots of private investigators, the State ad Local police, EMS, and our local airport. I have the same noise reduction cowtools the FBI and CIA use. I have heard both much better and much worse recordings made since smartphones became a thing.
The greatest determinants (as a user above pointed out regarding location sound on film) to sound quality are the microphone and the proximity of the mic to the subject. People recording surreptitiously often put their phones/ recorders in jacket or pants pockets. Sometimes they start a recorder in a hidden location near where they hope the speaker will be when incriminating himself. Often that's not the case. We have no way of knowing what kind of device this was recorded with, we don't know what the microphone was, or whether it had a directional or omnidriectional pickup pattern. It sounds like a mic halfway across an office. The reverberant quality of the background noises are consistent with the reverberant voice reflections in the room. I certainly wouldn't assume the noise was added after the fact.
I actually would not immediately jump to disbelieving the whole thing without evidence for it being fake. Someone claiming it is fake is not evidence. I have used AI voice generation for a few paid projects, and quite a bit, just out of my own curiosity. The thing that AI still gets wrong most often is inflection, especially if there is no punctuation to push it in a particular direction- things like pauses for a comma, hooking up the pitch of the words at the end of an interrogative sentence, loud, definitive exclamations, etc. Those cues that follow punctuation are easier than those which don't rely on punctuation. Getting an AI voice to inflect something like anger, or sarcasm, or hushed intensity isn't easy. You can't type in those kinds of inflections with normal punctuation marks. I understand that a new AI training tool that changes all of that is coming. Apparently some company is working on a way to scan and learn one person's delivery and then replace their words with an AI voice, but following the cadence, speed, lilt, pauses, etc. of the person training it for that particular job.\
So, yeah, it's conceivable that someone who does a great Vance impersonation was able to further polish the voice with AI to create this. But as important as it is to not leap to conclusions regarding something like this (if the real truth matters to you at all), it's important to look at all the evidence before rendering a hard conclusion. We don't have all the evidence, so the safer thing to do is to not claim someone said something they, perhaps, did not. But it's also good to have a working theory, as long as you're willing to accept new data that can discredit your assumption. That's what I'm doing. Until someone can prove otherwise, I have to imagine it is what it sounds like. Would anyone be surprised to find out he feels that way? It certainly would have made sense for him to have said that. When someone shows me convincing evidence that it is not him, I'll change my mind. But I'd bet my left nut it's genuine.
This dumb fricker literally cannot distinguish reality and wrote a novel under his pen name:
L. E. Akshually 
Go figure he too has TDS and also he lepardsatemyfacemaxxes as a cope:
Literally he spent like an hour on that shit to try and "1-up" me and failed like a bitcho as I was immediately able to show he was r-slurred as this is what inspired the video I posted which took tens of minutes. Audiophiles have some of the worst r-slurs of all time. By nature of the fact their so braindead they can't even apply anything they've learned about how basic HEARING SHIT AND SOUND WORKS. 

Anyway like I said that annoyed me enough to stage a quick video with some AI voice synth which inspired this whole post because I think it came out pretty good.
I'm still waiting to see what he says in response to this video and see if all of his fake wisdom will allow him see reality, I suspect he will not and continue to shit up skeptics spaces like all the other ladygardens, ah well.
Anyway beyond that, here's some additional proof that this whole subreddit needs to get nuked and get rebuilt by actual skeptics since it's been astroturfed by Resetera Megan's Law enthusiasts formerly known as the OG incel G*mergater quacks now masquerading as skeptics.
Lets get into it, first off, it's definitely real if JD vance denies it:
b-b-b-but trump and MAGAs are r-slurred too!!! Yea no fricking shit you dumb mother fricker
This guy waited like two years to start commenting and he's already off to a failed start:
Also I hadn't heard of /r/MAGANAZI before today but it sounds like a bait sub but also rolls off the tongue way better that marchagainstnazis or whatever the frick that old annoying shitsub was.
Ah hey and look who it is, the libertarian and/or roblox kid being groomed by s. The tard gangs all here:
Anyway, if you want more seethe !aichads look at how many fricking r-slurred AI haters there are out there, this should be an important lesson for !masterbaiters, it just takes one good idea and a beefy GPU real or cloud to frick with the literal internet (and by tangent the vice president of the united states.) Get a load of all these fricks:
https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1jicc6t/leaked_jd_vance_audio_on_elon_musk/
https://old.reddit.com/r/millenials/comments/1jihv5k/leaked_jd_vance_audio_on_elon_musk/ < --- !millenials we should harass these people in particular
https://old.reddit.com/r/VaushV/comments/1jickxk/leaked_jd_vance_audio_on_elon_musk/
https://old.reddit.com/r/MAGANAZI/comments/1jibaah/leaked_jd_vance_audio_on_elon_musk/
https://old.reddit.com/r/AccidentalAlly/comments/1jibqmy/leaked_jd_vance_audio_on_elon_musk/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Whistleblowers/comments/1jib9ll/leaked_jd_vance_audio_on_elon_musk/
https://old.reddit.com/r/Staiy/comments/1jiml5o/leaked_jd_vance_audio_on_elon_musk/
Considering the above, the skeptic's thing is not quite so bad, but whatever. High standards for shit is what used to make it great.
!chuds get a W for this since I couldn't find as many rightoids taking the bait.
!jannies effortpost or rope
!animalposters Check out queeries big ol' peepers as he hides from the Wrath of Baby Face Beardson