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— Elizabeth Warren (@ewarren) January 11, 2025

According to Wikipedia "Nerf released the first foam dart blaster in 1992"....

Ignoring the offensive use of the word "bl*ster", this is an obvious FABRICATION.

The First Nerf Gun

For starters, archaelogical records indicate the first Nerf Gun was developed sometime around 90,000 BC by a Caveman, referred to as scientists as "Nerf Adam".

Scientists spent years and multiple supercomputers, to render an accurate picture of what this Nerf Gun and Nerf Adam, it's maker, would have looked like.

Through the organization, I have been able to get my hands on this image, though be warned, it's has majestic powers to inspire one to great Nerf things.

Afterwards, many historical battles occurred with Nerf blasters, but the first playdate happened fairly recently (in a historical sense).

The First Nerf Playdate

See Rome was ruled by a senate, who wanted to use Nerf only for serious matters, but Julius Caesar saw Nerf as not only a serious weapon for battle, but also as tool for fun and whimsy.

This conflict reached a turning point when Julius Caesar, was invited to what would be defined today as a "Nerf Playdate" under the guise of a "Nerf War", in the Roman Capital.

The Senate saw through this deception, and prepared their men with many Nerf blasters to prevent Caesar from what they described as "ludibrium potentium ac telorum". I don't know what this means, but it didn't sound nice.

However, in 49 AD Julius Caesar obtained permission from his Mom to go on this Nerf playdate, and subsequently Julius Caesar bravely the Rubicon changing the world forever.

Sadly shortly after the playdate, Caesar was stabbed ruthlessly by senators armed wtih Nerf Mauraders. The years following his death, many mourned including me (who was part of the first Nerf playdate), and many mothers were called (on blackberrys since we didn't have iphones at the time).

The history of Nerf must not be lost. BuzzBee and Airsoft extremists have took to defacing the Nerf Wikipedia page in an attempt to rewrite history.

I call on each and everyone of you to ensure the Nerf Wikipedia is correctly written and tells the TRUE history of Nerf, that we all know and love.

Thank you.

TLDR; Vandalise the Nerf Wikipedia page

https://old.reddit.com/r/ShitPoliticsSays/comments/1i5h2sn/redditors_pray_to_luigi_mangione_over_incoming/

Watch the video again. Now try to replicate the movement that he makes. Don't try to consciously hit a sieg heil or a wave pose, just repeat the motion. Watch the video and follow his movements exactly, follow the strength of his arm as he hits his chest then the pose. Give it a little "nngh". Notice the angle of your arm.

If you need help, go to your bathroom and watch yourself hit the pose in the mirror a few times. Although that won't give you the exact image as it's reversed, so maybe set up your phone camera and film yourself hitting the salute a few times. Put some elbow grease in it. Put on a nice suit and slick your hair back a little. Send those videos to me so I can check your progress and see if you're hitting it right. Walk around your house while hitting the pose and see how it affects your movement and tone. Keep filming yourself doing that around your home and send them to me with your name, address, and place of employment so I know you're doing it right and can send some pointers in the mail.

Then maybe you'll understand that he meant to hit that shit.

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— Abhijit Iyer-Mitra (@Iyervval) January 10, 2025

The literal army chief

Also I learned today even bhangideshi army has captured sections of economy like paki army has, there's the power discom corp and he's also apparently chairman of a bank? LMAO.