1.5 years into dating my girlfriend. We're both 26, met at a work event, live in Arizona, but since dating, she's rapidly started gaining weight. She went from probably 140 at 5'5 to 165, which might not be a lot, but it's really been bothering me. She also recently said to me that after we have kids, she's going to stop caring entirely about losing weight. So now I'm thinking, will I be ok not being as attracted to my wife at 35? When will it stop bothering me that she isn't as attractive as she used to be? She wants me to be completely enamoured by her, and hates it when I call her "Pretty" not "sexy". But deep down in my soul it bothers me, and it tears me apart. If only god could make me Jamaican so I could stop caring. Sometimes I think about my exes, and it kind of hurts me that I don't find her as attractive. Am I a soulless bug man who will never find love? Am I too old to care about having a "hot" girlfriend, and settle for someone I'm not super attracted to? It's killing me inside. I'm so lost and in so much turmoil.

https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1ifa7ju/am_i_a_piece_of_shit/

I died of myocarditis last night.

Stop taking some dude's taste in music and video games seriously. Nobody liked you. Anybody who hates you hates you because you make up this non-existent person named Barron.

Being led into a 5d chess scenario, just to get turned around on you at the very last second, because you're too dumb to think the smartest r-slur still outsmarts midwittery and weaponized autism.

A techno billionaire who wants to live on Mars just to wave his peepee around at Gawker can't have his head on that straight. Especially when you start having schizo theories about the Jews because the power rangers guy owns the Spanish channel. Especially when the Latinx feel betrayed over the H1B thing.

A singer who's secretly a conservative and only voted Democrat because of abortion and a hatred of schizo chuds, needed to listen to the advice of people with experience in hood/club professionalism and schizo chud shit, but didn't because they were black.

A president who feels deep regret over not doing things earlier, should dwell in the past only because they know of [REDACTED]. Don't dwell on it too much though. Also tell Cawthorne to tell Johnson to tell Thomas to knock it off with that shit.

Eat your spinach.

Astrology isnt that horseshit.

Samsara is real. Nirvana is real.

Bust or death. It's that simple.

Watch every Stargate episode. It'll save your life.

-St. Michael

>The Black Hawk helicopter crashing into the American Airlines plane is an obvious ritual.

>Well known figure skater Tonya Harding was activated on X the day that this happened and US and Russian figure skaters were on board. Also the fact that figure skating has to do with "ice" and we have been hearing about federal funding "freezing" and "ice" arrests and the fact that Donald Trump posted on truth social hours before to "watch the water"

>Donald Trump is the antichrist and already survived the killing blow to the head, both literally and metaphorically in every way possible.

why why WHY do people immediately chimpout when two similar events happen in a short timeframe?

Allow me to introduce myself. I can't provide my name, but just know that I am an elite member of the Latter Day Gooner Cult. You probably have a lot of questions, and I've got some answers. Let me clue you in.

1. Who are the Latter Day Gooners?

We are a secret society dedicated to COOM. We believe that COOM is holy and that gooning is a sacrament. We have about 15, 000 members globally and our numbers continue to rise. You can't spot us in public because we look like ordinary people. We come to work and have normal conversation. We may even be your boss. It doesn't matter. All you should be concerned about is that we have unlocked new levels of gooning and we don't need adderral, poppers, or viagra to do it.

Our methods of gooning are focused on:

a) r*pe

b) human trafficking

c) domestic abuse

d) racketeering

e) unacceptable pornography

However, we are not like the DISORGANIZED coomers. We believe that cooming should be done according to schedules so that we can honor all of our fallen GOONERs.

2. How did the Latter Day Gooners begin?

None of the Latter Day Gooners can agree on when the cult began. Some say it goes as far back as the Ice Age, and that most humans were part of the Latter Day Gooners cult until the CHRISTIAN CHRUCH tried to squash SEXUAL DEBAUCHERY. But we did not die. We just infiltrated CHRISTIANITY. Now billions of Christians worldwide celebrate religious holidays not knowing they originated with the Latter Day Gooners.

Some cultures around the world have tried to kill the cult through circumcision. But some of my best GOONERS are cut. They just GOONED even though their Peepees were mutilated! In the cult, we do not discriminate. Uncut, cut, men, women, all are welcome.

3. What are the aims of the Latter Day Gooners?

We hope to establish a closer connection with God through GOONING. Sometimes, when we goon we see dazzling colors. We believe these are the whispers of God. And we GOON so we can hear the divine speak. Our wish is that every man and woman on Earth will experience the ecstatic joys of GOONING. It's better than

• Straight s*x (never tried)

• Land Surveying

• Gambling

• Beer

• Love

4. Members of the Latter Day Gooners

We have already infiltrated this society. Members include @AverageBen10Enjoyer, @KONGthedral, @X, and @CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM. We also have members in prominent places in society. You might recognize some of these names:

• Sean "Diddy" Combs

• Katy Perry

• Mako Komuro

• Warren Buffet

• Luigi Mangione

• Contrapoints

• Joe Rogan

And many more, some of whom I do not have the security clearance to name. If you're interested in sophisticated GOONING and you aren't buying bootlegged, laced, and STOMPED ON "coompacks" on Whatsapp, then DM me. Lastly, don't believe anyone who tries to convince you that we are trying to "restrict" GOONING. That is not the case. Our members GOON freely. We just believe that there is a correct way to go about things when you're dealing with something so sacred.

https://t.co/DB2rvH3vzr pic.twitter.com/PK1V8YklhY

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 3, 2025

That's literally my sub sub sub caste

@FourthAlt wholesome video

this was hugely influential on my developing sexuality when I saw it on Hacker News around 15 years ago

Endnotes: Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I enjoy anal. Yes, I used to be a girl who said I'd never let anyone do anything to my butt. Yes, some butt-fricker got me with this plan. It took him a month (and many, many mind -blowing orgasms and naughty mid-day phone calls). No, I wasn't aware of "the plan" at the time; I figured out his evil conspiracy later and I deemed it the "butt frick conspiracy," he laughed. Yes, we met on cl. Yes, we broke up. Yes, I was mad at him for turning me into an anal slut. Yes, I got over it. Yes, I ejaculate. No, I'm not looking for dates. Bye!

I watched a video of Musk doing a TED talk 11 years ago compare it to now and it's night and day, I couldn't imagine him being so self-controlled and articulate today.

https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1if29gb/not_enough_is_said_about_how_musks_drug_abuse/

I'm not watching it and I have no idea why Youtube thinks I want to watch this. I only watch Oneyplays related videos (speaking of which, our wonderful couple looks like if Tomar was split in half and said halves began a gay relationship.)

Someone please watch it for me and give me a review because I don't care that much. The description should be pretty convincing:

>Flee! is a documentary series following queer filmmaking couple Jonathan Andre Culliton and Graham Kolbeins, as they leave the U.S. for Canada, navigating the complexities of immigration, identity, and political upheaval. Blending personal storytelling with social commentary, Flee! explores what it means to seek refuge and create a future beyond borders.

Despite this, upon skimming the frames it just seems like two bald gaybros taking turns talking to the camera.

The comments are all very supportive

The difference is we have no martyrs. We have Biden and AOC.

Anyway, I'm just trying to flush out certain files that may have been left there. We all trust the Capy but... when there's a bug you're worried you would have done...