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:marppy: Drama Report: 2024-06-30 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

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🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Serve 10 years of prison time in just 10 minutes/r/interestingasfrick (13M)68%1786
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Women of Reddit, what is the weirdest thing you have put in your va.../r/AskReddit (48M)50%830
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Why do British people think that water heated via kettle is somehow.../r/NoStupidQuestions (5M)63%824
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘lgbtq rights!🏳️‍🌈/r/teenagers (4M)55%614
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Woman, who do you think is the most attractive guy in the world?/r/AskReddit (48M)51%559
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Denmark robbed. Just give the title to Germany already 🤡💩/r/euro2024 (155K)46%478
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘We just need to all stop eating meat and driving cars!/r/JoeRogan (2M)57%580
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘im going to ubuntu and not going back/r/pcmasterrace (12M)62%625
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘Biden is capable of the job/r/ezraklein (16K)61%521
🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘VOTE FOR THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF SQUID ISLAND!/r/SquidIsland (24K)50%389

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Biden is capable of the job/r/ezraklein (16K)61%521
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘VOTE FOR THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF SQUID ISLAND!/r/SquidIsland (24K)50%389
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Franchises that are HUGELY Downplayed by the death battle community /r/deathbattle (25K)52%194
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Guiris go home - desde cuándo nos volvimos tan xenófobos?/r/Malaga (21K)57%140
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Does Trump basically have this election in the bag if Biden doesn't.../r/centrist (50K)48%252
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘As seen on Twatter/r/DrDisrespectLive (77K)54%374
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘PM Justin Trudeau dances at Markham's Asian food festival Friday/r/Markham (32K)59%170
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Anyone else getting tired of all the homeless?/r/vegaslocals (82K)59%403
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘May be an unpopular opinion, but hear me out.../r/DrDisrespectLive (77K)50%300
🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘Serve 10 years of prison time in just 10 minutes/r/bestofinternet (67K)64%348

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9strag Huwhite-supremacists :crackerjak: are turbo-cucked by BBC and asianfoid romance. :!chadblack: :chadwomanasian: - "It's over East Asian and South East Asian men..." :!soymad: :!soymad: :!soymad:

@BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC @BWC

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chuds spaz out and Mudsharposting

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lol. lmoa.

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"rip ur gene" lmoa the kitty wimpass Asian gene DOMINATED by BBC :!marseylaughpoundfist:

"I'm physically sick by his appearance.. not cuz he's black but there's something offputting about his face" :!soycry: :!soycry: :!soycry: :!soycry: :!soycry: :!soycry:


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"single mom" tag. 9straggots truly are special.


!macacos

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:soysnooseethe: :soysnootypefast: :marseygroomer2:say we all gonna dir

https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1dt151n/scientists_wary_of_bird_flu_pandemic_unfolding_in/

Amazing how this story died a few months ago only to spark back up just a day after Biden's big master debate debacle

mmt of Wag The Dog

RIP Anne Haech :marseylibations:

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Tom-chan and Jerry-chan

https://twitter.com/Oeffe_blank/status/1801848574520541543

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This neighbor biden

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2000DC reward for a marsey that gives a double thumbsup with a big grin

I'm a double-thumbsup kinda guy in real life and there isn't a marsey that can adequately convey my double-thumbsupedness.

I intend to do a lot of double-thumbsupening in the near future so it's very urgent.

And it's gotta be grinning. I gotta have a grin. It cannot work without a grin you guys.

Also no winking, cause I don't wink and thumbsup at the same time, that kind of nonsense is for sexual deviants.

!marseyartists

edit: @TournamentFishing got the 2k

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Destiny's sub copes and seethes as Lex Fridman (PBUH) says Sleepy Joe should step down

That entire sub has been a cope fest since the debate but this thread is special since it's someone they respect pointing out the obvious.

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Why does VR still not have any amazing high quality games?

The one good exclusive VR title I know of was Half Life Alyx. Since then it has been crickets over there.

VR as a concept has so much potential so why does has it not taken off so far? Especially in terms of worthwhile exclusives of the AAA variety?

At the very least they could try to step up conversion of pc/ps/xbox games to PSVR variants but they don't even do that outside of resident evil games.

https://www.techradar.com/best/the-best-vr-games

VR should be a whole lot bigger than it is today. What is holding it back? The weight of the headset? The price? The image quality and resolution?

Nevermind it's definitely weight. PSVR2 weighs 560 grams.

If they could get VR weight down below 200 grams they have a real chance at selling them in the mass market. No way its happening before that though.

Your thoughts?

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Most Based Comments

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

It's not very challenging to calculate a 20% tip. (-17)

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If you can't tip more than $5 on a $100, eat at home. $5 doesn't get you anywhere these days. (-10)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

The server has to pay taxes on what you DIDN'T tip, butthole! (-15)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡🔘

I never said you/anyone has to be generous. Tips are OPTIONAL. People can choose to not be generous (for whatever reason/s) or be generous. If someone can't afford it, then they can't. If they just financially stingy, then that's okay too. I'm sure you would reject a decent tip if someone wants to tip you for something regardless of what it is, riiiiiight????It's not bad to leave a nice tip and to be financially nice to servers who deserve it and go the extra mile. Or anyone for that matter. Could be someone crying in grocery check out line because they don't have enough for food because some unexpected charge came through. Letting someone with 2 items get in front of your full butt cart (assuming they don't ask in a I owe you a cut type of way ), then offer the cut if time permits. Could be some old man/woman trying to put something heavy in their cart at Home Depot and offering to help them. Even something as simple as letting that car with their blinker on well ahead of time ge... (1)

The only time I ever chased after a guest about a, is when they left with both copies of the chit (receipt) or forgot to sign. When I was waiting tables full-time, about 8ish years ago, we would just talk shit behind the guests back, remember then, and give then the worst server in the worst section next time.Waiting tables is a sales job - it's a numbers game. Sometimes you get no tip, sometimes you get an shitty tip, sometimes you get an okay tip, and sometimes you get a big tip. (1)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡🔘

Some of these comments have me getting closer and closer to tipping no one ever. I'm not sure why servers get pissy about people not tipping what the server assumes they deserve. Get pissed at yourself for not getting a better job, get pissed at the person who owns the restaurant who won't end tip wage and pay you more. (14)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡🔘

I don't care if this gets downvoted, but most of you non tippers have no business sitting down in a restaurant and expecting someone to serve you. The servers don't dictate the policies, and your cheap b.s doesn't change anything. All you do is ruin someone's night. Shame on you. (-8)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/tipping-ModTeam

Score: 🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮(+0🐮)

Number of comments: 8

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oh did i make a mess in your hole?

was that me

oh god im sorry jannie

sorry you have to wipe down the mess i made

in your hole

for free

:crap: :!marseyjanny2:

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Okay, buddy

Triple thumbs-up Marsey commissioned by @WayOut for 20 real life Canadian dollars.

Coming soon to a :marseythumbsup3: near you

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Go for the gold 🥇
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1. :marseysoycry: "Star Wars was about Antifa in SPACE!" :marseysoypoint:

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2. :marseylongpost: :marseysleep:

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3. :marseyindignant: "boring cishets" :marseyderp: "easy with the slurs there, buddy"

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4. :marseyhmm: D&D went woke?

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5. :marseymonk: "there is no gate, it's within your mind" :soyjak: "I completely agree" :doomerchud: "I completely disagree"

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6. :marseyweeb: "I tried to warn you, anime is next!" :marseysmug3: " :marseylaugh: "

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7. :marseyhmmhips: "media literacy :marseysmug2: "

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