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Smooth talking @ 3:18

When you get at that level there are only two things left to do

Control weather and stream

Feeling powerful and pondering on the endless possibilities of what to do next

Lessons in fulfillment, responsibility and post-modernist individualism by Jinx

@Dramamine

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1. :marseysoycry: "Star Wars was about Antifa in SPACE!" :marseysoypoint:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17194954337447107.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17194954338968747.webp

2. :marseylongpost: :marseysleep:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17194954340513835.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17194954342736979.webp

3. :marseyindignant: "boring cishets" :marseyderp: "easy with the slurs there, buddy"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17194954343272848.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1719495434453283.webp

4. :marseyhmm: D&D went woke?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17194954345925684.webp

5. :marseymonk: "there is no gate, it's within your mind" :soyjak: "I completely agree" :doomerchud: "I completely disagree"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17194954350372603.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17194954351347165.webp

6. :marseyweeb: "I tried to warn you, anime is next!" :marseysmug3: " :marseylaugh: "

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7. :marseyhmmhips: "media literacy :marseysmug2: "

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original:

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!soyteens !chuds

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oh did i make a mess in your hole?

was that me

oh god im sorry jannie

sorry you have to wipe down the mess i made

in your hole

for free

:crap: :!marseyjanny2:

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Go for the gold ๐Ÿฅ‡
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:marppy: Drama Report: 2024-06-30 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Serve 10 years of prison time in just 10 minutes/r/interestingasfrick (13M)68%1786
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Women of Reddit, what is the weirdest thing you have put in your va.../r/AskReddit (48M)50%830
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Why do British people think that water heated via kettle is somehow.../r/NoStupidQuestions (5M)63%824
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜lgbtq rights!๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ/r/teenagers (4M)55%614
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Woman, who do you think is the most attractive guy in the world?/r/AskReddit (48M)51%559
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Denmark robbed. Just give the title to Germany already ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’ฉ/r/euro2024 (155K)46%478
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜We just need to all stop eating meat and driving cars!/r/JoeRogan (2M)57%580
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜im going to ubuntu and not going back/r/pcmasterrace (12M)62%625
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Biden is capable of the job/r/ezraklein (16K)61%521
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜VOTE FOR THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF SQUID ISLAND!/r/SquidIsland (24K)50%389

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Biden is capable of the job/r/ezraklein (16K)61%521
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜VOTE FOR THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF SQUID ISLAND!/r/SquidIsland (24K)50%389
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Franchises that are HUGELY Downplayed by the death battle community /r/deathbattle (25K)52%194
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Guiris go home - desde cuรกndo nos volvimos tan xenรณfobos?/r/Malaga (21K)57%140
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Does Trump basically have this election in the bag if Biden doesn't.../r/centrist (50K)48%252
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜As seen on Twatter/r/DrDisrespectLive (77K)54%374
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜PM Justin Trudeau dances at Markham's Asian food festival Friday/r/Markham (32K)59%170
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Anyone else getting tired of all the homeless?/r/vegaslocals (82K)59%403
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜May be an unpopular opinion, but hear me out.../r/DrDisrespectLive (77K)50%300
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Serve 10 years of prison time in just 10 minutes/r/bestofinternet (67K)64%348

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramautists. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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Glossary

Sonicmega is Sean Chiplock is Pommy. voice actor in BotW, Persona 5, genshit and a thousand other things

"Glip" refers to Glitchedpuppet, an insane furry artist who also hates Pommy. Also fricks dogs (yes, really, long :marseykiwi: thread)

Skype is a millennial-era piece of software that was purchased for billions of dollars by Microsoft and subsequently murdered

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Most Based Comments

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

It's not very challenging to calculate a 20% tip. (-17)

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

If you can't tip more than $5 on a $100, eat at home. $5 doesn't get you anywhere these days. (-10)

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

The server has to pay taxes on what you DIDN'T tip, butthole! (-15)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ”˜

I never said you/anyone has to be generous. Tips are OPTIONAL. People can choose to not be generous (for whatever reason/s) or be generous. If someone can't afford it, then they can't. If they just financially stingy, then that's okay too. I'm sure you would reject a decent tip if someone wants to tip you for something regardless of what it is, riiiiiight????It's not bad to leave a nice tip and to be financially nice to servers who deserve it and go the extra mile. Or anyone for that matter. Could be someone crying in grocery check out line because they don't have enough for food because some unexpected charge came through. Letting someone with 2 items get in front of your full butt cart (assuming they don't ask in a I owe you a cut type of way ), then offer the cut if time permits. Could be some old man/woman trying to put something heavy in their cart at Home Depot and offering to help them. Even something as simple as letting that car with their blinker on well ahead of time ge... (1)

The only time I ever chased after a guest about a, is when they left with both copies of the chit (receipt) or forgot to sign. When I was waiting tables full-time, about 8ish years ago, we would just talk shit behind the guests back, remember then, and give then the worst server in the worst section next time.Waiting tables is a sales job - it's a numbers game. Sometimes you get no tip, sometimes you get an shitty tip, sometimes you get an okay tip, and sometimes you get a big tip. (1)

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ”˜

Some of these comments have me getting closer and closer to tipping no one ever. I'm not sure why servers get pissy about people not tipping what the server assumes they deserve. Get pissed at yourself for not getting a better job, get pissed at the person who owns the restaurant who won't end tip wage and pay you more. (14)

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ”˜

I don't care if this gets downvoted, but most of you non tippers have no business sitting down in a restaurant and expecting someone to serve you. The servers don't dictate the policies, and your cheap b.s doesn't change anything. All you do is ruin someone's night. Shame on you. (-8)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/tipping-ModTeam

Score: ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฎ(+0๐Ÿฎ)

Number of comments: 8

Average angriness: ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

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Minimum angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

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Thank you cnn for this

!neolibs !chuds

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The UFC is so fricking cheap lmao. This isn't the first time this has happened either, Johnny Walker was out in the parking lot after his fight in his shorts, gloves still taped on, no shoes, and they wouldn't let him back in to the arena lol.

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Some K-pop twink opened an OnlyFans account

:#marseyjoseon:

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fat birbs
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:bluelight: :!marseysoypoint: NEW STEVE MRE :redlight:
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Joe Biden :bidenshocked: calls Marsey :marseyshy3: an alley cat :marseystinky: and compares drumpf :marseytrump: to marsey :marseystinky:

!chuds !dramatards

ALLEY CAT LIVES MATTER

#ALLEYCATPHOBIA

#ALLEYCATGENOCIDE

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Most Based Comments

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜

It's capped in the whole country, I believe. (Thanks to Trump!) (34)

You mean Biden right? https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/statements-releases/2023/03/02/fact-sheet-president-bidens-cap-on-the-cost-of-insulin-could-benefit-millions-of-americans-in-all-50-states/#:~:text=As%20part%20of%20President%20Biden%27s,dollars%20for%20a%20month%27s%20supply. (-13)

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

So they both did it. Well it's nice to see government working together for once! ๐Ÿ˜‚ (19)

More like trump pretended to do it and didn't actually, them Biden actually did it, then Trump tried to take credit. (-5)

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

No, I do not. Research it. Trump did this in 2020 and Biden put it on hold when he got into office and then did it in 2023 and took credit for it like a goon. (39)

Nice try but not quite, try reading this https://www.kff.org/policy-watch/the-facts-about-the-35-insulin-copay-cap-in-medicare/ (-7)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ”˜

Yeah, I read it. A lot of shit the government does is ineffective. People who care do their best. And no, I don't think that's why it was canceled. There'd be no reason to cancel an order before you'd replace it. Politicians like giving people problems so they can swoop in and fix them. (11)

But ultimately this is like a drop in the bucket compared to all the insane and horrible shit Trump did his whole rum? Right? You do understand that, right? (0)

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ”˜

So helpful! Great convo! Feels like a peepeehead like you should be in the regular Minneapolis subreddit (0)

well that was a quick way of saying this:I hope you're ashamed for how dumb you were. You could have easily learned the reality behind this issue on your own. If you just use Google. That level of ignorance is profound. It appears intentional, but I hope it wasn't. You could have easily looked up the actual reality behind the story by googling it yourself, but you did not. You decided to broadcast hatred towards those suffering instead of doing your due diligence. I hope that you actually learn about the reality behind people suffering from such health inequities before you judge them and ignore their deaths and suffering. (1)

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

Yeah my b. Still no one in 2024 should be doing because of a lack of funds for insulin. (2)

People will die, though. Maybe they don't have the 35$, maybe they don't have the determination or the social tools to get aid. As long as medicine has financial barriers, people will die over money. (1)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/davidhumerful

Score: ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

Number of comments: 8

Average angriness: ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

Maximum angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ”˜

Minimum angriness: ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

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:marseyrave: SPรœLTAG HAS ARRIVED :marseyrave: IT'S OVER FOR POOPCELS

THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING. THE WEST HAS HAD ENOUGH OF POOS.

@BC @ABC @tiptopkitkat @AnnoyinTheGoyim START PACKING :marseylaughpoundfist:

!antibharatiya

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