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— James (@MKUltraMoney) June 22, 2024

Why I broke up with you, ended things, or just stopped calling (add your own!)

A quick, non-exhaustive list of reasons I have ended things, both short term and long term, serious and casual

Because you kept touching my butt while I made dinner after I told you not to while my kid was around. Bonus points because you told me that your ADHD was going to make this an impossible ask.

Because you didn't come to the funeral with me, right after you told me “if you need me, I'm there”

Because I didn't like the way we fricked.

Because I wasn't attracted to you.

Because you called my bestie a slur.

Because you asked me if you could watch when I fricked my girlfriend…on our third date.

Because you became visibly angry when I told you we'd be using barriers.

Because you brought your husband to the first date.

Because you had a secret affair. (Twice! Different people)

Because I hated my metas and realized you picked them.

Because you negged me.

How about you guys?

https://boards.4chan.org/tv/thread/200394969

You have had three chances to bring forward the Day of the Rake (for the 31th year running)

THREE. FRICKING. CHANCES.

And every single time, you blew it. Well, Game 5 was at least somewhat in reach (mostly by the end), but even then you still ended up in a 3-0 hole!!!!!

Don't freaking tell me you played sooooo well to easily knock out the President's Trophy winner and get a 3-0 advantage in Lord Stanley's Final...only to let THE FRICKING LEAFS storm right back to it! And I do not care that they have one of the best players in the NHL up on your defense and whatnot, YOU HAD HIM IN CHECK FOR THE FIRST THREE GAMES!!!!

But it's fine...tonight, in the ultimate night, you have 1 (one) chance to redeem yourself. For the sake of the sport. For the sake of the nation. For the sake of not giving the northern barbarians yet another chance to be oh-so-smug about their neighbors (as if they aren't already doing so).

TL;DR - I'm counting on you to finally pick up the rake and get the job done. Don't frick it up!

https://forum.malesurvivor.org/threads/today-i-was-triggered.89797/#post-639874

My wife and I have been watching the grandkids while their parents, my son and DIL, are on a mission trip. This afternoon I gave the kids ice cream cones and after they had finished eating them I noticed my six year old grandson had vanilla ice cream all over his face. As I used a wet paper towel to wipe the icecream off I suddenly had a flashback of having c*m wiped off of my seven year old face. After I had regained my composure I looked at my grandson and wondered how anyone could harm such an innocent and vulnerable child. He is so trusting, so loving and so honest it is hard to believe anyone could hurt to him. Unfortunately there are people who would do just that if given the chance.

On a more serious note, imagine coming out with a song speaking of your body dysmorphia and some has-been posts 10 times in a row basically calling u ugly. Luckily miss lorde doesnt have a phone probably.

This is just straight up hateful and evil to the point that ai can't even laugh.

This is bad and not even funny.

Thank God I'm not famous. These type of comments would send me over the edge

AB is so pathetic and becoming such a miserable nobody. It's okay to just admit that you're obsessed with them, Azealia! 🤭

“Becoming” She's been one for like a decade

Whenever I see the circlejerk subs these days

Unless you're stuck on Commander Gaius that boss is insane

I've spent most of today and yesterday evening playing it, mostly exploring. It's so much better than the base game.

Also the game's getting review-bombed by people seething over getting skill-checked, check the game's steam forums for fresh drama if you're interested link.

Most Based Comments

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Where are you? Is the fence yours? Is it on the property line?Most likely, all you can do is trim what is encroaching onto your property. As for blocking the sun, that is not a viable reason to demand their removal (307)

I'm taking the picture from my house. The fence is mine. They will just grow back and damage the fence again, they grow like weeds. My property line is being eaten into by the trees. I can't access what needs to be trimmed because it's on the other side of the fence. (-207)

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Nothing wrong with their yard, rosemary (72)

It's a mess. If this is how it always looks, I understand the trees too block the view. If this is just the middle of a project, it's no big deal. (-90)

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You are daft. The fence, the trees, they exist and have a right to exist. Stop thinking like and entitled person. You have exactly the rights you have. To plant where you want, to prune if they lean over your property. Otherwise, deal with it like everyone else. (49)

What kind of advice is this. Why do people post unhelpful things. Does this help you manage your stress or something (-53)

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Might be a peepee move, but you could power wash and “stain”your fence and possibly kill the trees. Again, not a great move, and could probably lead to some legal battles in the future. Maybe just suggest that you're looking to install a new fence or fix the existing fence. See if they'll allow you to cut them back by a foot or so just along the fence.Probably better to try the second idea first and see how it goes. If it blows up in your face then I'd say it's full on war! /s (-45)

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I have two neighbors going at it over some trees in Michigan. The 1st neighbor has a pool, fence and pavers he feels are being damaged by roots coming on to his property. He decided to use a chemical to kill the roots on his side and in turn has damaged the other neighbors tree. Once seeing the damage to The whole tree, he approached the 2nd neighbor and took responsibility. The 2nd neighbor said he was aware of the poisoning and plans to cut not only that tree, but the other two that were next to it. The 1st neighbor offered to pay to remove the one damaged tree and replant one as large as possible to make it right within reason. The 2nd neighbor is asking the 1st neighbor to pay for the full removal of all three trees at a cost of $4k. Does neighbor one have rights to anything he has done? I suggested the split the cost, but neither one is budging. Now they are thinking of going to court. Thoughts on laws or rights? (1)

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What a beautiful line of trees!!! ♥️That fence is old as balls if you're telling the truth about it being 40yrs old, and way past its lifespan. Just put a new fence in - if it's on the property line the neighbors may have to cover 50% of the cost. Move your garden to a sunnier patch and stop wasting energy/frustration on trees that are very much there to stay lol. Or, y'know, have them taken down illegally when the neighbors are away and then proceed to eat your own foot when you get the supermassive bill from the lawsuit they file. 👍🏻 (5)

Not advising this, but have an ""accidental"" spill of anything that kills plants near their roots. My butthole neighbour did this to kill off my lemon tree when I told him he could not steal my lemons, I sued but had no case and it was dismissed as an unfortunate accident :D (1)

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