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toll paid post BUTT WAIT, THERE'S a twist

black scrote who hates black women dates mayo foid and she "accidentally shoots him while drunk cleaning her gun at 5am" :surejan:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740524816VmDDU-pl8CpMVw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740524817eqxiGcfUBO8-6A.webp

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gkp-unbWAAAwwDO?format=jpg&name=medium

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740525055Po0F_03-wjlAuw.webp

lmaooo

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740524817EAFbcRG2D-KVBw.webp

:marseynorm: <- i actually h8 this emojo but it applies here unfortunately

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740524818Y4OVKd1U__U7TA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740524818QP-auyjA82kPFQ.webp

anyway TIL that 🅱️lack people also have stereotypes that dating mayos will get you murdered :marseyreading: strangely holesome

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Tips on tipping

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1741093265LSsccbuaQmohjg.webp

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:marseydisgustnotes: COMMUNITY NOTED Zelensky is a little shit

That's all I have to say

Community Note by @Hopalong_McGurk

This user bows to Israel :marseysaluteisrael: :fellforitagainaward2:

Helpful [143] Not Helpful [5]
Community Note by @BimothyX2

Israel is great. Expect a jewish beeper in your future.

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:marseyhappening: Cartels are retaliating for being labeled terrorists by using an IED to kill someone

Born too late to get deployed in a desert

Born too early to get deployed in a desert

Born just in time to get deployed in a desert

:#marseyfsjal: I look forward to the Mexican president pissing herself about how El Donaldo is too mean to the poor in need Cartels.

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  • whyareyou : weak bait
  • Y : D Cell Batteries cost WAY more :marseyupvote2:
  • Cheesey : This!!! They want to keep us away from boom boxes!!!
  • DangerousBlackGuy : Just received a report from 60 minutes that pizza's peepee is small and shaped like an egg
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Trumpflation is out of control
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!fellas is it jewish to like tits

this was literally all i said and then suddenly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!chuds are these our best

did we send them

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This guy doing simul scrabble :yargh:
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Hungover Redditor swears that they'll never drink again, 45k updoots in /r/pics

					
					

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740389973kFeF6HRodiRvyg.webp

So yeah, after drinking myself to sleep most nights and drinking during work, I woke up Saturday morning throwing up and decided then and there I wouldn't drink anymore. And soon after my body started to attack me, sending tremors and anxiety like I hadn't felt from withdrawal before. It got so bad that I nearly checked in to a hospital for fear of accidentally hurting myself. But around midday, as the tremors became gradually less, I ended up having a crying breakdown in my car for a good 5 minutes. It simultaneously felt kind of cathartic, but also was a point where my desire for a drink was at its strongest.

I spent time with a friend who knew what I was going through tonight and it was nice. Really nice. And when I got home, I dumped my last whiskey bottle I had in my desk drawer

ETA: and in case any of you are curious as to what inspired me to just stop cold turkey all of a sudden, I'll just say it's complicated but that depression and loneliness played a big part. If you've never listened to the song Whiskey Lullaby by Brad Paisley and Alison Krauss, please do so. That'll give you an idea on the road I've been on

Posting that you're sober when you're still drunk from the night before lol good luck Redditor see you in a couple of days

The comments are the usual "so proud of you fellow Redditor" and "noo you can't just stop drinking you might die :soycry:"

He's also spamming completely random hobby subreddits about his "sobriety" and farming upmarseys like a vacuum cleaner.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17403907932WcCXS1zZdk5Kw.webp

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:manulsick:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1741051611p3vivuFfj3Ergw.webp

This is an announcement regarding Lev, who is currently off exhibit due to treatment for facial swelling.

The swelling in his face is currently improving, but he will need continued treatment.

In addition, his kidney function has declined as he gets older, and he is undergoing regular treatment.

After discussing the above with the zookeepers and veterinarians, it was decided that Lev will continue to be kept and treated in the backyard.

We considered setting up a day where everyone could meet Lev one last time, but considering his physical condition, we have decided to keep him in the backyard.

We apologize for the inconvenience this brings to everyone who was looking forward to meeting Lev

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they are transvestigating shrek and the early findings are concerning

!transphobes

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ok hot

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1741375641XAzRm8UyikoKnQ.webp

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New Meany toss

!nonchuds !freemarket blumpf is a massive kitty regarding tariffs

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DEI HIRE. UPMARSEY THIS TO MAKE IT THE FIRST THING YOU SEE WHEN YOU GOOGLE "DEI HIRE"

I hope Elon Musk fires this DEI HIRE when he refuses to return to work at a government office.

!the_donald !project2025 !chuds

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Man-at-arms-chan

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:marseysweating: Just found my ID so I don't have to pay $100 for a replacement :!marseysweating:

Turns out it probably dropped out of my wallet when I transferred it from my work bag into my overnight bag when I was packing to visit Malaysia to visit my in-laws last weekend for Lunar New Year that I skipped because I was in the midst of securing a new job :pepemoney:

We have a copy of our ID in our government mandated app so maybe it's time to store my ID like my passport :marseyhmm: Only taken out when it's really necessary

Still it feels amazing that you're able to scan a QR code at the Singapore side of the land border without taking out your passport at all much like taking a domestic flight in the states or the Schengen area in the EU, as compared to doing the whole song and dance with your passport in the past.

Infrastructure in Malaysia still sucked so there were massive jams and it took way too long to reach my wife's hometown :marseydepressed:

Still it was pretty interesting to experience the new forms of efficiency on the Singapore side of things :#marseysalutesingapore:

I'm fricking :marseydrunk: lol good night

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r/boxoffice argues over captain america

					
					

https://old.reddit.com/r/boxoffice/comments/1j1u5r2/disneys_captain_america_brave_new_world_grossed/

https://old.reddit.com/r/boxoffice/comments/1j1tz4y/captain_america_brave_new_world_at_15m_47_leads/

They also argue about sonic 3:

https://old.reddit.com/r/boxoffice/comments/1j1uspp/paramounts_sonic_3_juiced_up_another_15m_overseas/

https://old.reddit.com/r/boxoffice/comments/1i6sj9a/sonic_4_sets_march_2027_release_date_march_19th/

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The entire thread is sneed.

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The level of seethe :marseyfluffyannoyed: is NUCLEAR :marseytruthnuke: on fednews

					
					

https://old.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1iy6kde/just_broke_down_at_the_toyota_dealership_getting/

https://old.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1iy6kde/just_broke_down_at_the_toyota_dealership_getting/merx8pb/?context=8

Please be careful out in public you may run into feds randomly weeping :marseysob: anywhere at all

https://old.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1iy6kde/just_broke_down_at_the_toyota_dealership_getting/mes0h26/?context=8

WHAT DID SHE ADD MORE WHITE WOMAN ANTI DEPRESSANTS???? :marseyfoidretard:

https://old.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1iy6kde/just_broke_down_at_the_toyota_dealership_getting/merywzr/?context=8

what the frick

https://old.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1iy6kde/just_broke_down_at_the_toyota_dealership_getting/mes0pau/?context=8

is going on

https://old.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1iy6kde/just_broke_down_at_the_toyota_dealership_getting/mes15gv/?context=8

in the federal government

https://old.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1iy6kde/just_broke_down_at_the_toyota_dealership_getting/mes1c6x/?context=8

:marseyitsover: :marseyitsover: :marseyitsover:

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:marseyspitmoji: Trump just told Zelensky he's gonna lose, told him to kiss the ring and :marseycapitalistmanlet: PAY UP :marseydarktrump:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17407675113Es-75OmomPK6A.webp RENT'S DUE :marseydarktrump:

Trump: "You're not winning this...you have to be thankful...we gave you $350 Billion..."

Trump and Vance just spit roasted the Comedian President :marseyputin: in front of the entire American media.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740767794-M7y0WsEQ_WQsA.webp

here he is telling him off like a scolded child :marseyxd:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740767511E94oDI4ET5OZ9Q.webp Fell for it again award

Trump: "I'm telling you, if you get a ceasefire, you take it."

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740767660zs98tjVJ9EJQlg.webp "Fuuuuuuck my $LMT stocks.... It's over"

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Name 3 capitalist societies that had these issues and then name 3 socialist/communist ones that had it.Which one was easier to answer? Again, sure. Capitalism is far from perfect but the alternatives are considerably worse. The best is a capitalistic economy with some socialistic programs in place to readily help those who need it, healthcare and as safety net. (-3)

USA, the UK, and Germany.There have been no completely socialist nor communistic countries on these levels. Communism is a stateless classless society, and as the USSR had a state, they were not communist. They were aiming for it, the main problem is that their choice of how to try and get there was nested in the belief that you need a vanguard party, and that vanguard party becomes the ruling class, which becomes authoritarian.The DPRK is not communist, because again, Communism is a stateless classless society, and therefore there couldn't be an authoritarian dictator overseeing it.During the 'wild west', the USA committed a genocide against Native Americans, often times ignoring signed treaties while doing so. They slaughtered buffalo because they knew that tribes relied on them, and viewed them as sacred, leading to starvation, and death.The US also had the whole Slavery thing, as well as political imprisonments(Remember the Japanese concentration camps during WWII?) and has a hi... (1)

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:marseychinchilla3: :!marseychinchilla: Feeding the chins after a long day at work :marseychinchilla2:

Missed them so much the few days I had to be in the office at my new job :marseysulk:

Working from home every Friday and Monday so it's not gonna be that bad for the next few days :marseyletsgo:

Can you believe no one at work knew what a chinchilla was :marseyunamused:

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"Strag Limbo": Is art gay? Yes!!!! (and that's a good thing)

Link is just some bullshit cool shit i saw.

Zoo wee mama im smelling my farts they smell so good.

Here is a great director his name is Harmony Korine.

https://media.tenor.com/BbrhanMmt-4AAAAx/harmony-korine-visual-mafia.webp

Hint (the pedia of wiki or should i say the libertarian of wiki, early life? more like early wife!!!!)

What an ARTIST!!!!!

https://media.tenor.com/TH1zgVwWdPoAAAAx/gummo-kiss.webp

Next up we got YMS, the best movie reviewer on youtube, did I mention he is bisexual? AND A FURRY!!!!!

Woah, and he spent 20 minutes going over the symbolism for an effect in a movie that literally just a stock effect

What a GENIUS!!!!

So inspiring!!!!! I LOVE NASALLY BEASTIALITY STRAGS PUKING ON TELEVISION SO MUCH TALENT!!!!!!

Next up we got a twofor!!!!!!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1741046433Yu0AIIyHpP8_dw.webp

BRILLIANCE!!!!!

Next up we got a classic:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1741046433Os-bFGYgTMfx6Q.webp

So funny when he says the word CANCER and dressing up in a PINK MORPH SUIT!!!! And he talks in Japaneses???? Woah that's like the anime i watch!!!!

Just look at his awesome and cool face!!!! I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY HE WOULD TRY TO MAKE HIMSELF LOOK SO UGLY as FRANKU HE IS SO FREAKING HANDSOME!!!!!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1741046433ysvp5400WBYnqQ.webp

(some of you r-slurs actually think this chink is funny, he is an ugly emo cute twink who looks like an actual carp)

Uh funny podcast much???

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1741046434P_us1vdGl6LrEg.webp

(people actually unironically watched this shit. dweebs)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1741046434a8fgtnlLUmMP4Q.webp

irrelevant, i just want to say talk shit about this guy. Android + Mutt Cat + Stomach Sticks Out + Pants to Tight + Nasty Mirror + Small butt shower header (poor hygeine probably doesn't wash his butt) + Can't take a selfie with one hand (Lol seriously is this neighbor like 80 years old??? who tf takes a selfie like that)

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Red leaf lettuce-chan

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Dumbledore will be a victim of gang violence in the new series
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