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I honestly felt like this at first, but it became a "background show" for me because I only get a handful of channels and it's often either adult swim or the news and I get tired of the news. Anyway, I kinda got used to it. Mostly because of Louise and the stories about her because she reminds me of a young me a bit. I have a really hard time with the mom though. Her personality and voice are just so irritating and some episodes have drawn me in just because I'm so pissed off with how she is acting and her husband just goes "Uhhhh". like when she stalks and harasses people or invades their privacy out of some minor obsession and gets away with it. Snail and Newt or whatever, that one was the worst for me (1)

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Or King of the Hill. I love that show but it's the worst at just throwing together a solution last second. Half the time it feels like the conflict just gets resolved by someone changing their mind 30 seconds before the credits roll. (93)

Small rant here.Hank never changes man. There a plenty of episodes in which he learns a lesson, possibly changes his world view or grows to accept something but that shits gone once the credits hit. His back and forth with Bobby doing non-manly things is the worst. He's a shitty dad that always discourages the people around him and talks down to him while having his ego babied. His family decided to eat bland propane burgers for the rest of their lives instead of tasty charcoal burgers because it would hurt the middle aged mans feelings. I loathe Hank. (60)

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Trump 2024
Georgescu 2025
🇷🇴🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/qvzWSJryF7

— Dacian Romulus (@dacianromulus) February 26, 2025

• Can't remember when I last updated you guys on our deranged political show, but let's use Vance's speech at that EU meeting as a starting point

• After elections were cancelled our politicians started to search for proof of russian manipulation/illegal shit/literally anything to justify randomly taking everyone's right to vote after the elections started. I know, I know, you'd expect them to have proof before basically accusing Georgescu of treason and cancelling elections, but this is the Balkans and logic was never our forte So houses were raided (Georgescu and family, their friends and political allies, his supporters, r-slurs on the internet who took advantage of this to vent their frustration by threatening violence), people were interrogated, blockades around cities where people were stopped and searched have been set up, lots of activity from our generally hibernating police force

• Not many things were unearthed, at least not about Georgescu directly - his bodyguards are mercenaries so they have ties with Russia because they worked with ziggers in Africa, and his grandpa or something has been part of the nazi party, but any direct ties with Georgescu are still missing Apparently gramps being a member of the nazi party and Georgescu being a member of the communist party doesn't hold much water, since pretty much everyone in those respective time periods were party members due to the whole 'we'll kill you if you don't join us' aspect of every authoritarian regime

• Anyway, after Vance directedly told our government that they are just some petty dictator wannabes panic settled in. Despite all the searches they still haven't found sufficient proof for annulling the elections. Well, they do say that this proof exists but it's super secret and it would be very dangerous to release publicly, so people are mostly about that. Which leads us to today's fiasco

• Today is the first day where the candidates for the new presidential elections can sign up. Georgescu was in traffic on the way to do just that when he was stopped by the cops and dragged to the police station. He just had a knee surgery a few days ago and is using crutches to walk around, so the image with him limping in crutches while surrounded by cops will definitely be used as the main campaign material from now on. Hey, why say no to free propaganda material!?

Călin Georgescu în cârje adus la Parchetul General.

România stat polițienesc. pic.twitter.com/784Szlcm7L

— Dacian Romulus (@dacianromulus) February 26, 2025

So basically, the Kremlin sent Călin Georgescu $10mil and a business class ticket to Moscow...

C'mon EU, you can do better than this. pic.twitter.com/jfDjWhBzr8

— Spetsnaℤ 007 🇷🇺 (@Alex_Oloyede2) February 26, 2025

🚨🇷🇴 They pinned Georgescu against the wall like a criminal, even though he recently had a knee surgery and is still recovering

People have gathered outside the prosecutor's office, demanding Georgescu's release

Georgescu's lawyer has not been let into the building pic.twitter.com/3OYeYIJnMG

— Daily Romania (@daily_romania) February 26, 2025

• His supporters were angry at that because, aside from the general fact that their candidate has been arrested, you can only sign up for the presidential race until march 15, so they assumed the cops planed to detain Georgescu until then to stop him from signing up Protesters gathered in front of the police station, the riot police was called and they set up fences around the building, people on the internet were calling for violence (again), so things were a little tense

• But his supporters' fear were misplaced A couple of hours after being detained Georgescu was released under judiciary control. His charges are... not great for all this clusterfrick, especially since they don't justify the cancelled elections at all. Basically his speeches threatened the constitution, instigated violence, supported our nazis and general antisemitism. Apparently you need a house search to prove this I never heard him say anything about jews or about any violent actions ever, so I guess those parts are in relation to his nazi ties. Which leave us with two main charges, the nazism and the constitution one.

• Him praising our versions of the nazis, technically the most darning one since any type of support for nazism is illegal in Romania, is funnily enough the weakest charge he's facing because our politicians are a bunch of lazy and incompetent r-slurs Georgescu's ties with nazis were known for decades, he has been arrested over them multiple times before but every time he was released with no explanation So, his nazi affiliation has never been a problem for years, haven't been a problem when he signed up to become president the first time, have been deemed not a threat when he won the first round of the elections and people complained that a literal nazi was allowed to candidate for the most important political position of Romania, but they suddenly became a real threat to our democracy (tm) now, in the first day of electoral sign up So, while this charge is a problem for him, it's kinda hard to use it as a justification for everything that happened until today.

• The 'threat to the constitution' accusation is probably the real weapon against him for now. It has been used to force another auth-right candidate out of the race the first time and it's based on a very muddy law. She was accused of antisemitism and spreading hate against NATO and EU, things that apply to Georgescu too. Georgescu's supporters are now expecting him to be pulled out of the race in the same way the other candidate was. Our rightoids' second favorite candidate, Simion, said that he won't candidate again as to not split their voting base, so if they cancel Georgescu's candidacy after the signups are done they can cockblock them both out of the race Although that will obviously anger their fans

• For now, Georgescu was allowed to go home, but can't have any media appearances and his social media activity has also been limited since he's not allowed to create any new accounts... it would be a shame if his current ones were deleted So the old debate of ''what is freedom of speech?' is currently going on all over our media, both mainstream and on the internet

• Conspiracy theory time!

• Not many new conspiracies have appeared yet, but since Vance, Musk and a few of their chud friends showed their support for Georgescu, some people now believe that this arrest was ordered by Von der Lyne as a message for Trump that Europe now belongs to Soros and the globalist cabal Don't ask me why Von der Lyne specifically

Apparently this is why:

BREAKING:

Austrian MEP confirms that Călin Georgescu’s arrest was ordered by the European Commission—very possibly by Ursula von der Leyen. pic.twitter.com/6NjmiOf4Gr

— Dacian Romulus (@dacianromulus) February 26, 2025

• In contrast, another theory says that the politicians here want Georgescu to win, and all this clusterfrick is a way to martyr him in the population's eyes and make everyone vote for him, and that our elections were actually a honeypot operation to trap the evil globalists and force them to expose themselves and their plans

• Some chuds here have been watching too many old school crime movies, I guess

• That's all for now, the situation is still tense vut has mainly calmed down for now since Georgescu was allowed to go home. Will update again if anything spicy happens

Edit: !jannies can I get an efforst post tag for this? I forgot to tag it

The charges might de dropped because the wrong political body filed them. We're a very competent country

Hecko. We'll be posting every top level comment from the most upmarseyd list and looking at the users behind them until we find an actual dRumpf supporter.

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Top comment, +8k, 4 golds (user is English)

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j0rixn/comment/mfe1qoh/?context=8

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Well I'm not, but my mom is, and she wouldn't stop supporting him, but she should. Also I'm Canadian (unspecified in this thread but he lives in Ottawa)

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j0rixn/comment/mfe1qoh/?context=8

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College student, BLM enjoyer, so lib she uses SA'd to avoid saying r*ped

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j0rixn/comment/mfe74ug/?context=8

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Another Canadian. Other Canadians thank him.

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j0rixn/trump_supporters_what_is_a_red_line_that_if/mfe3hr0/?context=8

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Second sentence in this wall of text says he's never been a Trump supporter. Post history shows he had a long love affair with reddit snoovatar NFT trading but that's irrelevant.

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j0rixn/comment/mfe55ib/?context=8

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This man's post history shows that none of this is true.

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j0rixn/comment/mfe0epc/?context=8

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I'm going to have to scroll this entire thread aren't I

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j0rixn/comment/mfdz55e/?context=8

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Yet another Canadian.

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j0rixn/comment/mfe522s/?context=8

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You even cry about orange man in /r/ufos bud

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j0rixn/comment/mfe8kne/?context=8

Also you're bald

https://old.reddit.com/r/bald/comments/1ipyf7n/am_i_going_bald_should_i_just_keep_it_shaved_short/

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I hate foreigncels so much it's unreal

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j0rixn/comment/mfe4jo3/?context=8

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IS YOUR GRANNY ON REDDIT

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j0rixn/comment/mfemrvl/?context=8

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I mean there are none so far but here's to hoping

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j0rixn/comment/mfe98h6/?context=8

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I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j0rixn/comment/mfe4elq/?context=8

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You are fanatically childfree and also old

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j0rixn/comment/mfe3n6n/?context=8

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Fricking

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j0rixn/comment/mfe4wgc/?context=8

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Fricking

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j0rixn/comment/mfe1vw3/?context=8

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@HailVictory1776 jumpscare

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j0rixn/comment/mfe3g75/?context=8

jk he posts in /r/2aliberals

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This one almost tricked me because I couldn't find anything to deboonk him at first blush, and I found a comment from two months ago starting with "Trump supporter here" but scrolling back further in post history shows that was a lie

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j0rixn/comment/mfebj3e/?context=8

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I can't find anything identifying in this person's post history, it's mostly just being angry at or in love with Toyota. So sure, here's the winner

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1j0rixn/comment/mfe33bs/?context=8

Congratulations!!!!!!!!

!trump2024 !trump2028

!marseyartists !marseyfans

which is best

mild shake (same as post) - 39 votes

shakemax - 14 votes

no shake - 10 votes

will deliver better results but too tired right now

https://old.reddit.com/r/ShitLiberalsSay/comments/1j1rpnn/liberals_can_only_critique_people_by_calling_them/

https://old.reddit.com/r/ShitLiberalsSay/comments/7md19p/hbomberguy_ive_supported_multilateral_military/

https://old.reddit.com/r/ShitLiberalsSay/comments/63ptbl/left_mods_response_to_hbomberguy_revelations/

https://old.reddit.com/r/ShitLiberalsSay/comments/18fgbg1/interesting_how_hbomberguy_has_a_bigger_issue/

https://old.reddit.com/r/ShitLiberalsSay/comments/1j1tegx/there_are_so_many_things_wrong_here_i_dont_even/

https://old.reddit.com/r/ShitLiberalsSay/comments/1j1zoi8/darn_liberals_hate_russia_so_much_theyre_now/

I've been working with a psychiatrist for about 5 years on an interesting study. We got in an argument awhile back about changing a 13 y/o male from lexapro for fluvoxatine. While undergoing majority chemotherapy due to symptoms, he was deemed to not be pediatric despite being under the age of 25.

Some important background includes the patient had anxiety-driven depression, h/o self harm, suicidal ideation, OCD, ADHD, non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma, aplastic anemia and various family hx risks.

What was the reason for the fight? Just a heads up, this kid is on multiple mood stabilizers including adderall so that might help with the med change.

I had a first therapy appointment a couple weeks ago so that I can try to stop being an anorexic. I had to skip the next appointment because apparently there was some paperwork that wouldn't go through so she wasn't able to get payment for the previous appointment, so I fixed that. Then, the week after, I got sent the video link for the next appointment. Once I got there, I waited in the online waiting room thingy for like 20 minutes and my therapist just didn't show up. I sent an email and got no response. It's been 5 days.

If you think getting ghosted on a dating app is bad, it could always be worse.

I did the original modifications on it when he got it as a birthday present and now the little guy comes to me whenever he wants upgrades.

normal woman behaviour. in fairness he was being a simp and deserved the takedown. twitter didn't like that much though

etc, more in the link. in summary never be nice to women

!superheroes

https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1j0kjgb/man_arrested_during_school_dropoff_in_chicago_as/mfc3rwv/?context=8

Here we can see the lying /u/Sudden-Refuse-7915 commit an act of misinfomation by copying the entire article minus the following

An ICE spokesperson said in a statement to NBC News that the man arrested in Chicago was 37-year-old Francisco Andrade-Berrera. The agency alleged Andrade-Berrera was a member of a street gang and had criminal convictions for "drug trafficking, gang loitering, and damage to property" and that he had twice previously been removed from the United States.

Seems he's more interested in pushing a narrative than anything else.

I just smoked 3 bowls of fresh indica, if I could just close my eyes that'd be very chill, thank you.

!animalposters !cats !druggies

i see and giggle. i see and smile. my beloved.

But what is based on? is it original? is it an adaptation? a simple port of an existing image?

I need to know.

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There was an emu in the paddock.

Eventually smoke from the fires in the Grampians rolled in. That interrupted our Nerf war

PFA !strayans

🚨 BREAKING: U.S. NUCLEAR SUB FORCED TO TURN BACK AFTER FUEL SNUB

The USS Delaware (SSN-791), a Virginia-class nuclear attack submarine, found itself stranded off Norway’s coast after Haltbakk Bunkers (HB), one of the country’s largest marine fuel suppliers, refused to refuel… pic.twitter.com/ZVQxHWHo98

— Brian Allen (@allenanalysis) March 1, 2025

do NOT look up what a nuclear sub is especially not a virginia class nuclear sub just accept this very real thing that very really happened and europe is back on top baby

The latest ERB video is 3:17 long. Minus intro, credits, and Civ 6th Ad it's only 1:40 long.

Snippets of /r/ERB's latest discussion thread about the episode

What's your honest opinion on Napoleon vs. Charlemagne?

What the frick was that Harlem Shake reference?

I was fine with the Harambe line in Zilla vs Kong but...

fr, theyre lagging 10+ years behind in references

I will say, "People still place my name next to God, Charlemagne" was pretty fire. Other than that..... idk it just felt so bland. It was short and nothing hit hard.

Sometimes they said stuff so plainly that it confused me. Like okay Charlemagne did create a "font" but him just saying that bewilders you. The same thing happens with Napoleon saying that years have four numbers but that line is a bit better

i can't even remember a single line from the battle

I can pretty much recite Napoleon vs Napoleon line by line (or at the very least some of the best zingers) and that was literally years and years ago.

Saw this one last week… genuinely cannot even remember the closing lines. It wasn't that I hated it while I watched it, but it just didn't evoke a single reaction from me.

(Kong vs Godzilla I know by heart now tho)

when the history rap show uses actual historical figures:

when they use japan slop affirming hyperfixation:

A little underwhelming for me personally but I also don't know the combatants that well

It's fine ig? People are right that there's too much "verbosely explain the context of the diss before saying the diss", and the flow is weird ("Holyromanempire? established it") but some lines were funny and I like Charlemagne's first verse

I think someone in the FRB Groomercord elucidated it well; ERB is still primarily about comedy, and if you want a battle that's very technical and takes itself seriously you'll usually turn to fanmade battles. So when they do a serious military pomp-and-circumstance battle (and the first joke is a reference that's, what, 10 years out of date?), it feels sort of toothless

>erb groomercord

This next one is my favorite post of the thread. Pure unbridled autism folx.

ERB used to be fearless. They used to tear into the biggest names in history and pop culture with no mercy. They weren't afraid to take shots, to push boundaries, to make battles that actually had bite. They went after corporate machines, they went after politicians, they went after icons—and they did it with bars that actually burned. Now? They're nothing but sellouts.

Napoleon vs. Charlemagne was clean, safe, and soulless—engineered not for impact, but for sponsorship money. No real edge, no real fire, just a dull, sanitized product meant to keep advertisers happy. This wasn't made for the fans, it was made for the brand deals. The writing was soft, the beat was rushed garbage, and the performances were lifeless. It didn't feel like a rap battle—it felt like watching two actors read lines from a script they didn't believe in.

This isn't the same ERB that went toe-to-toe with corporations and spit bars that left people speechless. This is ERB: The Business, a company that prioritizes ad revenue over creativity. They don't make battles anymore—they make content. Forgettable, disposable, corporate-approved content. And the worst part? People still defend this, acting like ERB is untouchable when it's clear they stopped caring a long time ago.

Nobody will remember this battle in a week. Heck, nobody remembers their last five. And if this is all they've got left, they should just admit they're done instead of stringing us along with these weak, sponsor-friendly excuses for battles.

This video failed pretty hard, barely broke 1 million then it flatlined. They need to either quit beating this dead horse or show us they still have that grit and determination they used to have. I'm done with the games, come on ERB, STEP UP!!!

When was ERB ever this daring counter culture critique of the establishment like this guy has deluded himself into believing it is. Toe to toe with corporations? They were funded by Disney for YEARS. How anti-establishment was Lady Gaga vs. Sarah Palin or TMNT vs Artists? Was "both of these political candidates are bad (until it's against drumpf than hillary joe kamal MUST WIN!)" really that daring of a position? They're stupid rap comedy videos for nerds and geeks and if they actually are guiding you politically you're an r-slur. Simple as.

New AI-powered talking sex doll can comfort users who climax too quickly: ‘Two minutes is awesome’ https://t.co/rQgqNTV9xz pic.twitter.com/iPQ1FO0viK

— New York Post (@nypost) March 2, 2025