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For the next three months, they remained in contact, before she said the groom invited her to a "white party" in Sydney in December, the court heard. She said after arriving at the venue she was "shocked" to learn the man had "organised a wedding".
The bride said she became uncomfortable and wanted to leave, but the groom told her "it was a simple prank".
"He told me that he's organising a prank wedding for his social media. To be precise, Instagram, because he wants to boost his content and wants to start monetising his Instagram page."
In court, footage of the ceremony was played, showing the couple exchanging vows and rings.
While the bride appeared to "enthusiastically" participate in the ceremony, she told the court it was "all an act".
"We had to act to make it look real," she said.
She said she only discovered the "sham" wedding was legal after he asked her to add his name to her application for permanent residency. She said the groom told her he was not a permanent resident and he had "organised the marriage to help him".
But the groom โ who has 17,000 followers on Instagram but denied he was a social media influencer โ disputed her version of events.
He testified that immediately after they met, he had told her he was bisexual, and that she was "cool with it" and moved into his home.
"Precisely why she would participate in a civil marriage and not in a church marriage ceremony went unexplored. It made no sense to me that she would."
Stupid boomer judge, she did it for the 'gram!
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I have. We were both single so no issues there either. But she was also really drunk and kept sexually assaulting me. Tried to stick her fingers INTO me more than once, grabbed my genitals etc, just generally a lot of unwanted touching in a social situation in a bar with a large group of us.She was very attractive, it was no strings attached, but getting repeatedly sexually assaulted is quite the turn off, even from attractive people. (83)
Just come out the closet buddy. This is a slam dunk for 99.9% of men. (-58)
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She was airheaded, unstable, and egotistical. (212)
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Pre COVID I used to have women sneak up on me and play with my hair to flirt with me and that's an instant rejection.ย It's a crappy person who touches a stranger's afro. (124)
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The White House digital team deserves an award for what they have been pulling off. pic.twitter.com/zdkxMHsGy0
— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) January 31, 2025
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Ugh, if only I could catch whoever does this (edit: not pick-up their dog poop) at my place! (237)
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I have mulch, I sprinkled vinegar, I grew green onions, I tried motion activated sensors, I sprinkled pepper, I put down pointy rocks, I ran the gamut to deter the cat. (1389)
In my world not only are you the AH you are also the lowest lifeforms and a world class POS. (-106)
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Why kill the cat because it's owner's an idiot? I guess we're all just living in your world and need to adapt or perish. (-53)
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People like you are why society is so miserable. He already tried talking to the neighbor who couldn't care any less. Quit making excuses for shitty pet owners who have no regard for their neighbors! (-4)
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Where the heck do you live? Basically all outdoor cats I have ever known were at least 15 when they died. Do people shoot them in your neighborhood or something like that? (17)
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Welp I got to the fascism https://t.co/SuPMriFwe0
— evan loves worf (@esjesjesj) January 17, 2025
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HAPPY CAKE DAY!!!!!!!!!!
- whyareyou : notice me
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The value I bring to this platform is unmatched. I'm
hilarious and handsome and have level headed takes. People irl actively seek my attention and input.
Once again, rdrama is showing their bias against excellent users who bring positive change here. Please do better. I do not want to have this conversation AGAIN moving forward.
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https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1hs202q/us_appeals_court_blocks_biden_administration/
https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1hs20j9/us_appeals_court_blocks_biden_administration/
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โ Brendan Carr (@BrendanCarrFCC) January 2, 2025
An appellate court just struck down President Bidenโs partisan plan to expand government control of the Internet through Title II โnet neutralityโ rules, citing Loper Bright.
While the work to unwind the Biden Adminโs regulatory overreach will continue, this is a good win. https://t.co/AWhuZecsnr
BREAKING: The 6th Circuit Court just ruled to permanently BLOCK Joe Biden's plan to expand the government's control of the Internet using net neutrality rules.
โ George (@BehizyTweets) January 2, 2025
The judges ruled that the FCC no longer has the power to make up rules out of thin air due to SCOTUS's overturn of theโฆ pic.twitter.com/R5MBPbNF53
Today is a great day for American consumers and the rule of law. As I argued in my amicus brief in support of the petitioners, the FCCโs resurrection of so-called net neutrality was a regulatory power grab that violated the plain meaning of the Communications Act.
โ Senator Ted Cruz (@SenTedCruz) January 2, 2025
I applaudโฆ
For a decade, Iโve argued that so-called โnet neutralityโ regulations are unlawful (not to mention pointless). Today, the Sixth Circuit held exactly that. You can read the courtโs excellent opinion here: https://t.co/3za2KOk7ou
โ Ajit Pai (@AjitPai) January 2, 2025
Itโs time for regulators and activists to give upโฆ https://t.co/HzEnKUDpal pic.twitter.com/QbFgLEViUQ
Orange Site:
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42578237
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Breaking News: An appeals court struck down federal net neutrality rules, ending a nearly two-decade effort to regulate internet providers like utilities.
โ The New York Times (@nytimes.com) 2025-01-02T20:22:52.930Z
this trumplican ruling killing net neutrality doesn't just kill net neutrality, it delivers the final killing blow to any sort of coherent federal consumer broadband protection (corporate press outlets will skip over that last bit)
โ Karl Bode (@karlbode.com) 2025-01-02T20:14:23.082Z
The Sixth Circuit just invalidated FCC's net neutrality rules, arguing that it was inconsistent with the "best reading" of the statute per Loper Bright. The court's dismissal of the FCC's reading of the statute as "not the best" is hilariously abstruse metaphysical BS:
โ Dan Walters (@profdanwalters.bsky.social) 2025-01-02T18:21:21.639Z
The U.S. Court of Appeals for the 6th Circuit struck down the FCCโs โnet neutralityโ rules governing internet service providers, in an early policy win for Republicans seeking to reverse Biden-era industry regulation.
โ The Washington Post (@washingtonpost.com) 2025-01-02T20:18:25.173Z
https://lemmy.world/post/23817963?scrollToComments=true
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The smartest guy at my highschool, a legitimate genius that got into both Oxbridge unis but chose to go to Manchester b/c of their nuclear physics department and got a job offer from CERN halfway through his degree dropped out to play WoW, turned trans and launched a porn blog https://t.co/gxCBRGHv7Y
— Adam Wren (@G0ADM) January 22, 2025
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My doctor recommended me wellbutrin/ bupropion after I told her about my depressive symptoms. One side affect is increased libido. As a single female with an healthy s*x drive I don't actually want to increase it! So I was wondering if someone was actually helped by wellbutrin and how it's affected their libido.
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Substack post here
https://moonmetropolis.substack.com/p/antioch-the-first-foodist-mass-shooting
https://moonmetropolis.substack.com/p/antioch-the-first-foodist-mass-shooting
There were some issues with substack embeds before, just click the link r-slurs
- prez : idiot ban admins now
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๐จ#BREAKING: Some 911 call centers in the United States have reportedly been receiving non-emergency calls from teens and children expressing their love for TikTok following its shutdown.
— R A W S A L E R T S (@rawsalerts) January 19, 2025
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The warm summer evening had lulled me into a deep, peaceful sleep in the lawn chair, the gentle breeze brushing against my skin. The faint hum of cicadas and the distant laughter of friends around the bonfire faded into the background as I drifted off. I wasn't sure how long I'd been asleep when I felt itโa soft, deliberate weight settling onto my lap.
My eyes fluttered open, adjusting to the dim glow of the firelight. There she wasโ a woman who appeared to be exactly 24 years of age, her long auburn hair cascading over her shoulders, her eyes locked on mine with a playful yet intense gaze. She was perched on my thighs, her hands resting lightly on my chest. I could feel the warmth of her body through the thin fabric of her sundress, and the scent of her perfumeโsomething floral and intoxicatingโfilled the air.
"You looked too comfortable," she whispered, a sly smile tugging at her lips. Before I could respond, she leaned in, her lips brushing against mine in a kiss that started soft but quickly deepened. Her fingers tangled in my hair, pulling me closer as I instinctively wrapped my arms around her waist. The world around us seemed to disappearโthere was only the heat of her body, the taste of her lips, and the sound of her breath hitching as I kissed her back.
When she finally pulled away, her cheeks were flushed, and her eyes sparkled with mischief. "Couldn't resist," she murmured, her voice low and teasing. I didn't have the words to replyโmy heart was racing, my mind still catching up to what had just happened. She stayed there for a moment, her forehead resting against mine, before slipping off my lap with a grin. "Sweet dreams," she said, before magically transforming into a manul cat-beast animal. I had always felt a strong attraction for the manul species.
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No one mentioned DEI, I just said I didn't want to support MAGA. No one will have the best price shortly.And the best way, and most American way to vote has, and always will be, vote with your wallet. I'm voting with mine. (19)
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So are you a capitalist or a constitutionalist.In your world, I am responsible for not only voting my conscience, but am then responsible for the economic stability of people who express ideals that are inimical to my belief systems. Under that logic, I am being punished for valuing things like free speech (if Musk is a special government employee, and he's actively banning political views from X, then this is a violation of my rights), separation of church and state, equal rights, etc.The moral gymnastics you are doing here is amazing. You've said it yourself, you really don't care, as long as people take care of your business by shopping at it. That's unbelievably selfish and completely morally vapid. (0)
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If a business posts QANON or MAGA paraphernalia at this point in the game they are advertising that they support an openly fascist regime. Where do you draw the line? (0)
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Calm down my dude, I'm just asking for info to be more conscious in my decision making, as most commenters agree lol. (3)
And I'm agreeing!! HATE!! HATE!!! HATE!! Let's do this shit!!! (-3)
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I think the civil servants who fire their fellow employees against the President's orders in order to make a statement should be jailed.
— Crรฉmieux (@cremieuxrecueil) February 20, 2025
Congress needs to pass a law to punish civil servants for this sort of extreme, life- and program-threatening violation of the public trust. pic.twitter.com/FcdW2IY9uw
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balancing like 3 books right now. finished a muriel spark in the middle of the night last night while eating salami out of the fridge.
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A very questionable appointment by @realDonaldTrump. @sriramkโs pet issue is expanding the H-1B visa program and removing country cap quotas for Green Cards.
— U.S. Tech Workers (@USTechWorkers) December 23, 2024
Not America First at all. pic.twitter.com/npWllWi62o
The Republicans are partly doing this as revenge against the bigtech anti-Trumpers but also because the VC douches that backed Trump want cheap labor.
Do you think the Democrats that work at all the bigtech are going to pivot right on immigration in the coming years after getting replaced?
Looks like it if you look at the coding subreddits.
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say what you will about the satanic things that go on there. It's dry, by the sea, mountainous, deserty, green. Great surf, great snow. Warm climate all the time.
Maybe parts of Spain, Greece? Is it the best nature on earth??
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