- Geralt_of_Uganda : Thank you for the 3rd repost today, we really needed it
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Dramamine
: checked the feed and didn't see it
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And yes, he was fricking also the fricking worst thing imaginable...
Just remember, chuds, news is fricking fake via https://www.candorville.com/ webzone and https://www.candorville.com/rudy-park/ subwebzone
Suffer not a fricking cartoonist among you, chayt.
E: swear on me fricking mum the fricking archive sites are fricking getting slower and more overloaded by the fricking day.
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seething soy bear vs the chad penguin
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πΊπΈ The female Black Hawk helicopter pilot from the crash in Washington, Captain Rebecca Lobach, was not named until her social media was cleaned β¦ so it seems.
β Lord Bebo (@MyLordBebo) February 2, 2025
She was Bidenβs aide. pic.twitter.com/gP16Tmr2py
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It is time sports goomblers for the final game of the CFB season! Also the 5k MB pick em contest will be paid out tonight, you can find the standings here
I'll have some prop bets in the comments, but let me know if you have any ideas. Okay onto a preview of the game
Their paths to atlanta
Ohio State
The Buckeyes entered the playoff as the No. 8 seed β though ranked No. 6 in the final CFP top 25 β after missing out on an opportunity for the Big Ten championship and a bye following a shocking home loss to longtime rival Michigan. Spirits seemed gloomy in Columbus as the Wolverines took down Ohio State for the fourth consecutive season β on what was a particularly down year for "that team up north." Questions were swirling around head coach Ryan Day and what to make of potentially another disappointing season. However, Day quickly put the murmurs to bed, easily running by Tennessee in the first round and manhandling undefeated, No. 1 seed Oregon in the CFP quarterfinals.
The Buckeyes outscored their first two playoff opponents 83-38 before taking down Texas 28-14 in the Cotton Bowl. Their semifinal matchup was still a two-score win, but OSU was tested late, unlike in its previous two playoff games. The Longhorns had possession inside the Buckeye's 5-yard line late in the game, threatening to tie the game at 21 in the fourth. However, the stout Ohio State defense stepped up, knocking the Texas offense back outside the 5-yard line before OSU defensive end Jack Sawyer strip-sacked Quinn Ewers and ran the ball 83 yards to the house.
It was a play that Buckeye nation will not soon forget, and Ryan Day's once-questioned squad is rolling into Atlanta with about as much momentum as a team can hold.
Notre Dame
The Irish entered the playoff seeded No. 7, incapable of receiving a bye as an independent. This is a team that was counted out early in the season, and at the time, it was fair. Notre Dame lost to the MAC's Northern Illinois in Week 2. It was a low point in South Bend, and heavy pressure was immediately dropped on Marcus Freeman's squad. One more loss in its remaining 10 games would have likely knocked the Irish out of the 12-team playoff.
Four months later, Notre Dame holds the nation's longest winning streak (13) and is heading to its first title game since 2012. The Irish took a similar, while not as dominant, path as the Buckeyes, defeating Indiana and Georgia relatively easily before their defense stepped up late against Penn State in the semifinals. Riley Leonard and Notre Dame will look to add its another ring to its historic football program on Monday.
Series history
Ohio State leads the all-time series 6-2, winning the previous six matchups since 1995. Notre Dame's only two wins came in 1935 and 1936. The two powerhouse programs most recently faced off in 2023, delivering one of the best finishes of the season.
No. 9 Notre Dame led No. 6 Ohio State 14-10 with 1:25 remaining when the Buckeyes took over on their own 35-yard line with one timeout. The next 12 plays consisted of a 3rd and 10, 4th and 7 and 3rd and 19 conversion down to the Notre Dame 1-yard line. With no timeouts, a 3rd and goal from the 1 and 3 seconds on the clock, OSU running back Chip Trayanum punched it in for the 17-14 win.
It was arguably the best finish of the season that came in late September and one that is likely in the back of many Ohio State and Notre Dame fans' minds as we near Monday night.
Defense wins championships
The old Bear Bryant adage reigns true in 2025 as each team is anchored by two of the top defensive units in the nation. The Buckeyes rank first in the FBS in points per game allowed (12.2), yards per game (251.4) and yards per play (3.9). Day has built a sound defense on all levels, boasting an elite pass rush complemented by a smothering secondary.
Two stats exemplify the greatness of the OSU defense β opponent's red zone scoring percentage (61.11%) and sack percentage (11.06%). Both stats rank first nationally and have been fully displayed in the playoffs. The Buckeyes have 16 sacks in their three playoff games, and on the season, they are bringing down the QB over once per 10 pass attempts. Sacks are drive killers, and it will be a tall task for the Irish's banged-up offensive line to slow them down.
As for the Irish defense, they sit in second behind OSU in points allowed (14.3), seventh in yards allowed (298.7) and fifth in yards per play (4.4). Notre Dame's sack and red zone percentage don't quite stack up with the Buckeyes, but Freeman's squad has its own identity β forcing turnovers. The Irish have four thus far in the playoffs, two interceptions and two fumbles, and they are fifth in the FBS in takeaways per game on the season (2.1). All-American safety Xavier Watts has six interceptions (second in the FBS), so Will Howard must keep a close eye on the ball-hawk in the Notre Dame secondary.
Offensive X factors
Although the defenses are elite, the offenses are still flushed with talent, as expected from national championship contenders. Here are two offensive talents that could make a huge difference in the national championship:
Notre Dame
The Irish's offense is powered on the ground, averaging over 200 yards rushing per game. The combination of dual-threat Leonard and superstar running back Jeremiyah Love has poisoned teams all season. However, Love is dealing with a lingering knee injury. He is expected to play but with the added restraint of a knee brace, meaning Notre Dame may not be able to rely on him as much as Freeman would like.
In addition, this is one of the few, if not the first, matchups this season that the Irish might be out-matched on paper. It's easy to run the ball with a lead, but this reliance can hurt teams trying to come from behind β especially with your star running back not 100% healthy.
That being said, Leonard and the receivers will have to step up as they did against Penn State, and Notre Dame's leading receiver in the semifinals, Jaden Greathouse, has become Leonard's go-to target. Against the strong OSU pass rush, Greathouse should be heavily involved out of the slot position, as Leonard will need to get the ball out quick. Greathouse has fast feet and a large 6-foot-1, 215-pound frame. He could become a true game-changer as the Irish pursue their first title since 1988.
Ohio State
The obvious answer here is Jeremiah Smith. Through three playoff games, he has 14 catches for 293 yards and four touchdowns. But... 290 of those yards came before the semifinals. Smith's final stat line against Texas in the semis: one catch for three yards. Now, Texas entered the Cotton Bowl with a clear game plan β stop Jeremiah Smith. Steve Sarkisian double or triple bracketed the freshman most of the night. And to come to the Longhorns' defense, it almost worked until the red zone collapse at the end of the game.
While of course Freeman is not guaranteed to deploy the same efforts at stopping Smith, it certainly wouldn't be a bad idea, seeing how he gashed Tennessee and Oregon. Thankfully for OSU fans, the Buckeyes produce wide receiver talent at the same rate McDonald's makes cheeseburgers. Guys like Emeka Egbuka and Carnell Tate are high-level talents, and if Smith gets the Calvin Johnson treatment, one, if not both, of these receivers should be in line for a big day.
Egbuka has experience against Watts and the Irish secondary, tallying 96 yards in the school's last matchup in 2023, including the huge 3rd and 19 catch with seconds remaining to set up the game-winning touchdown. The projected first-round draft pick will be a guy to look out for in Atlanta.
College Football Playoff Championship - Monday January 20th 7:30 p.m. ET - Mercedes-Benz Stadium Atlanta, Georgia - ESPN
Ohio State Buckeyes - 125 bets - WINNER!
Notre Dame Fighting Irish - 38 bets
closed
!bets !goomble !goomblers !goombling !football !mensfootball
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Haven't been to a non-AMC theatre in awhile and I was shocked by how ugly and fat everyone was. Greasy, fat neck beard type men and all the women were mid at best but made a point of making themselves uglier by dressing like they smelled like mothballs and having shaggy haircuts.
It was especially jarring since we just came from a bar where everyone, especially the women, were very attractive and well-dressed. Why do only ugly people seem to appreciate art? Or why do people who appreciate art seem to not care about being attractive?
Says Zelensky 
'Dictator' Without Elections 
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In Europe and Switzerland, we don't need social or economic refugees from the USA any other country in the world. Stay in your own country.
He's not going to hurt you, you know? The US is a strong democracy.
Maybe you are trolling, but no, you simply can't just move to Switzerland because you feel like it. You need specialist skills and a company willing to sponsor you, just like it would be if I was to move to the US.
If you husband has mid 8 figures CHF to invest in Switzerland, that might be difficult.
How exactly do you propose moving here? Have you seen the visa requirements?
Also, how exceedingly arrogant to just claim you can live here when your country makes it so difficult for everyone else.
Is this a troll post?
The True Heir to the Acorn Monarchy 
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Hello my fellow Mobians it is I Elias Acorn, King of the house of Acorn with fresh intel from Robtoniks Robotropolis. The dastardly Robotonik forces his overlander subjects to eat nothing but liquid soy feed in order to save money for his cruel schemes, but it seems his Soylent factories are starting to run out. One over lander notices:
Shortages, discounts at supermarkets, no refunds, service delays. Is this it?
To which this astute Overlander noticed:
When I posted my concerns about their financial health 3 months ago, soylent_team replied saying:
We promise we aren't going anywhere. There have been some bumps this year, but hang on with us, we promise we are here to stay! [1]
In August, their CEO said:
We have integrated and created efficiencies through our shared service platform for our brands over the course of 2023 and 2024 allowing the Company to now experience tremendous retail expansion, topline growth and higher margins. [...] If you look at any of our portfolio companies we are winning because we have extremely unique products and brands with defensive moats and scaling distribution [2]
However, their accountants sounded less upbeat when they wrote in a recent filing:
substantial doubt exists related to the Company's ability to meet its obligations as they become due within one year [3]
[1] https://old.reddit.com/r/soylent/comments/1fq0sju/comment/lp3iwpu/?context=8
[3] See "NOTE 2 β GOING CONCERN" here.
This overlander wonders how Doctor Robtonik's mean bean soylent machine could have ever run into problems:
Im sure eating nothing but soy feed and motor oil is nutritious
This sad overlander is so dependent on the soy feed he is now unable to eat normal food:
While Robtonik serves other forms of gruel to his subjects it seems they are somehow even worse then the dreeded soylent
This is why in the Kingdom of Knothole we only eat the finest real foods like Uncle Chuck's chili dogs rather then this technological abomination. Source Speed Freedom Fighters may you win in your quest to free these poor souls
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LMAOOOOOO YE cooking random people on IG ππ
β Ye Streams (@kanyestreams1) February 4, 2025
Anyone who has IG can you go see what else hes up to.
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22-year-old Massachusetts man beat by college students after going to meet 18-year-old woman he met on dating app in βTo Catch a Predatorβ-esque setup.
— AF Post (@AFpost) January 9, 2025
Follow: @AFpost pic.twitter.com/cPOIzzn4mS
We can sleep safely knowing there are still decent people around like that who get rid of all these dangerous libertarians
Other articles: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/rcna18650
Some replies:
Remember that women under 25 are still minors
This I can get behind
You'd think the replies are reasonable until you dig deeper and see this guy
Getting called a libertarian lol
But obviously if you sort by controversial you'll find gems about muh le power imbalance or saying they're middle schoolers (???)
More Reddit threads:
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The EU has 450 million people, a nuclear-armed country and several more countries that could build nukes in a year or two if they decided to, and a $20 trillion GDP.
Every time I see articles that are like "Europe must prepare its security for a world without US help" I feel like I am taking crazy pills. Europe faces no serious external threat. People who think that Putin is going to try to launch a war against a EU country after 3 years of barely conquering a few villages have no understanding of how military affairs work. Who buys this crap? "Oh no a country that has 1/4th of our population and 1/10th our GDP is going to attack us, we all need to prepare to raise armies now that Drumpf told us we suck". It's ludicrous. Putin is r-slurred but he isn't ideologically motivated like Hitler was, he isn't going to risk his regime by invading any EU members.
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shiiiieeeet pic.twitter.com/Yfad0PZRd9
— KekMagicianπ«π (@KequeMage) February 17, 2025
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Obviously lib journos having a meltdown and who better else to encapsulate it than Frau 
!dramatards it's over for Communists. For the second time within 40 years, the German Wall has cometh down. Deutschland elections are barely 3 weeks from now.
Total Morbius AfD (stands for ADolF) sweep.
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Did I *plan* this week's new episode knowing in advance I'd be in the (so far?) minority of critics with a positive take on a new release? No, but it's funny when it works out that way π€£ youtu.be/50-PDnWMzVE?...
— Bob Chipman (@bobchipman.bsky.social) 2025-02-13T03:19:50.936Z
Review - "CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD" (2025)Marvel goes back-to-basics with lean, fast-paced throwback to Tom Clancy potboilers and its own 'Winter Soldier'/Phase2 mode of solo-franchise "multiverse who?" sequels.youtu.be/E6oPFS9dAvc?...#CaptainAmericaBraveNewWorld#CaptainAmerica
β Bob Chipman (@bobchipman.bsky.social) 2025-02-12T17:18:42.113Z
everyone who disagrees with me is the same person
β josh (@fevered.earth) 2025-02-09T17:49:42.709Z
Every time I'm reminded of how Moviebob writes/talks I laugh so hard bro
β Lew (@strongest-lewman.bsky.social) 2025-02-05T20:13:19.952Z
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You're going too have several questions, all of them can be answered by "Well, thats Tyreek Hill for you"
The speedy wide receiver revealed he researched 6'1", 250lb-Hall by viewing 'plenty' of her s*x tapes before messaging her via Instagram in May 2023.
Just a BIPOC watching film.
Like you know how the boys just be kicking it and like you be like, "Hey, bruh, I got the tall female in my phone",' Hill said in his deposition.
As one does.
Hill denied being especially attracted to Hall, 35, who sells 'tall girl content, BBW, b/g, crushing, face-sitting, goddess worshipping' and 'giantess vids' on her subscriber-only page.
Bullshit, I'd climb that b-word like a tree.
He told Trunk that Hall stepped backward and accidentally stepped on his family's dog Chapo β or El Chapo, as Hill said he sometimes calls him.
....Is the Dog named El Chapo because he diggs holes and escapes? Because if so, thats hilarious.
Hill admitted to having s*x with Hall when she stayed at his property for two days after the accident which left her needing surgery for a fractured right leg.
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She's been fricking him for two days with a broken leg?
Did she say "I love sucking peepee?"
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Jumbotrons are down, I repeat jumbotrons are down
Trump knows True Democrat Patriots are in control and will arrest him
Is Dark Brandon rounding up MAGA chuds to have them mass executed in the Capitol Arena? Possibly.
Is Trump's inaugeration committee going to turn Judas on him and install a favored Republican President in a very rare double steal?
Further Patriots plan on executing Operation Lalala I can't hear you
Vance annoyed by papparazzi, this is a sign
If any word has described blue-anons since the election, I don't think happy would be it
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