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You're wrong. The delightful crunch and the salty sour combination makes or breaks a burger. (50)

If the pickle was crunchy and not floppy and warm, I might frick with it but I have never had a pleasant experience eating a burger with pickles (-21)

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It's just personal taste, everyone has a different palette and that's perfectly fine, but it's not worth shouting from the rooftops (61)

Then they shouldn't say it as an absolute like this one does. (18)

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I understand the point of the subreddit. I also understand the fact that when you post something as an absolute rather than just as your personal taste, you should expect people to question that rather than just accepting it as your personal taste. (10)

You should post this as your own unpopular opinion (2)

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A sour burger?Frick are you even talking about atp brother you lost me. Wtf does a pickle gotta do with sour burgers????I think your palette just sucks or something 😭 (1)

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Wait I totally missed the pineapple on Pizza thing. Do you not think Pineapple (soft) and Pickles (also soft) are basically the same, on a hot surface like Pizza/Burger? (1)

Right i run into soft soggy pineapple on pizza way more often than soggy pickles on burgers. I like pineapple on pizza but the experience of a bad pineapple on pizza is worse than a bad pickle on a burger (1)

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I hate those sour pickles they put on burgers. Ruins the burger for me. If they used nice little dill pickles maybe. But I hate cheap butt sour cucumbers. (1)

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Either one of them can give you pointers, but neither are likely to help if you are not doing so respectfully, and neither will violate the person's free will to indulge you or increase your odds. Generally speaking, as a woman, don't seduce people; it's creepy and gross and none of us want that. The idea that men think they can just seduce us and we'll suddenly like them is honestly disgusting, shallow, and misogynistic; and the absolute last thing I want is to have somebody attempt that garbage on me. Most women will kick "seducers" to the curb in an instant.

Edit: To be honest dude, your entire account and schtick gives off some serious frickboy vibes. It feels really shallow, and pretty creepy. If you want to petition a literal divine being for help with something, it needs to be deeper than getting laid; asking for help seducing people first thing isn't exactly gonna help your case with them.s.

This is your last warning in regards to spreading blatant misinformation for the sake of pushing your morally righteous "free will" narrative. Next time you will get banned

You're encouraging me to not only lie, but also to encourage incel pickup "artists" that treat myself and those like me like pieces of meat.

It's misogynistic garbage, and literally the entire subreddit sees it for exactly what it is; otherwise they wouldn't be getting downvoted to heck for it. Read the room.

Also, it isn't about free will; I'm saying they won't because they don't have that power. Mind control isn't a real thing, and it'd take nothing less than mind control to make a woman fall for the creep "seducing" her. I'm not going to encourage buttholes like they to prey on more women, misogynistic crap like this is bad enough for us without introducing another predatory jackass to the mix.

!animalposters

Someone complained about my yard again and TWO bylaw officers showed up to investigate, front yard and back. They told me the yard and lot maintenance bylaw applies to grass and weeds over 8 inches. We had a good discussion in which I explained the updated bylaw, and they left. pic.twitter.com/NjbupqkDKX

— Brendon (@eyeonthefly) June 22, 2024

What turbolawn does this king grow?

He also has a cool owl in his yard which imho makes him right.

Now the chuds start seething.

And they don't stop seething.

More based forestchads chime in with their amazing yards.

Total chud annihiliation in this one.

Thinking of making my lawn like this !homeowners

CNN demonstrates how microphones will work at the Biden-Trump debate during interruptions. pic.twitter.com/HUXU11vRRt

— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) June 26, 2024

sorry @DarkDeity you should have put it here and tagged !leafs

and !chuds

look at this gem fron /r/onguardforthee

/u/le_sadie is probably a 17 year old they/them AFAB that has no idea what neoliberalism is

https://old.reddit.com/r/onguardforthee/comments/1do4k2j/torontost_pauls_byelection_a_swing_big_enough_to/

Trudeau's press conference today:

https://old.reddit.com/r/canada/comments/1dobgto/i_hear_your_concerns_trudeau_reflects_on/

"we're not gonna do anything but we'll say we're doing something again for the 200th time"

they're just like me

I hate watched it and enjoyed every minute of ep 3

yes I'm part of the problem

also Mike says 'I think saying "lesbian woman" is redundant, Rich'

also titties

!trekkies

Americans use potty brushes with bristles on them. When their are skidmarks, Americans wipe it up with their potty comb and then try to get the little poo things out by putting it under the potty faucet while flushing. It turns out, you can get the same job done with a textured rubber brush that doesn't pick anything up. In Europe they all use rubber potty brushes.

The bristle potty brush is the American version of having a hot and cold faucet with no device to combine the water streams. It's just an, "are you this stupid?" thing.

>uses satellite imagery to track the entire Indian Navy

>Openly threatens all of India

>Changes his name on a passport

>Buys set of shitty armor

>Says colonialism is good

>Will be killed by tribesmen

Utterly based r-slur

Step 1: just be white

Step 2: be 7 foot tall

JFC look how tall this dude is

Step 3: say literally anything

Thanks for coming to my ted talk on improving your social skills.

JFL it actually makes me seethe that normies unironically believe this shit.

He will do this again. Gas stations and stores are the easiest easiest places to mask. Please keep yourself safe.

For once I agree!

"I don't know if I can ever trust him again after this." Yes you do know. You can't trust him.

"Wait, babe! It's not what it looks like!"

I'm so sorry

You need to do what is best for you

I can't imagine the shock and hurt you're going though

I'm really sorry x

Poetry!

Thanks :( I really do feel so shocked, I've always been scared this could happen but I really never expected it from him? I financially depend on him so much too idk what to do

He could really push this a lot further.

Nope. I always have 2 extra masks on me because I'm very serious about precautions. If I had one and it broke, I'd put off my errands, go home, grab some, and then continue them. He's lying. He probably has verbalized/shown he's not on the same page as you with precautions or covid facts before. I'm so glad I'm single since this began. People rarely care and it's mostly women that do care. Please break up and save yourself.

Seems like every foid's got some frumpy 300 pound Iago whispering "leeeeaaave him!" in her ear. Strangely, it often works. Imagine if men in relationships listened to angry incels for advice!

However, in this case I think a breakup would probably be good for both of them. Though the ideal scenario would be if he gets covid and pins her down and...

i would find it difficult to trust him again after witnessing him going into a store unmasked. is it possible that his mask broke and he thought running into the gas station quickly would be lower risk? yes. is it possible he used that excuse as a cover up? also yes. it sucks not knowing. you know him better than any of us — listen to your gut. if what he needed inside wasn't urgent, he could have waited until he had a new mask to go back. stuff like this (this being masks breaking and not having a spare on hand) sucks, and, albeit annoying, it does happen.

the main issue i see here in terms of y'all's relationship is that he readily admitted he wasn't going to tell you about it. if he had told you about it before you approached him about it, then you would have been able to decide if you were comfortable being around him, if you wanted to take extra precautions around each other for a bit, etc. since he didn't, that is where my mind would start wandering in terms of how often he has considered something “low risk” and decided not to mask up, potentially putting you (and others) at risk.

i'm sorry you're dealing w this, op. unfortunately, there is no right answer here, especially since you mentioned that you are largely financially dependent on your partner. i hope yall can figure things out going forward, even if it means going your separate ways.

We have been together for over five years and he's never wavered before, to my knowledge, and he's not ever done anything to break my trust. He's stuck by my side in masking the entire pandemic, and does seem truly remorseful and immediately moved to mask in the house for my sake. He's also been very mentally exhausted from his insane job and I've been noticing him making thoughtless mistakes in general lately due to it, so I am inclined to believe he just didn't think about it. But to your point, how do I know that that isn't a recurring thing… The lying/withholding is the bit that does really get me, too. This just sucks so bad. Given that I do love this person and he's never done anything remotely like this (I know we're questioning this, but he also travels internationally for work and masks and takes precautions there like masking, not going out to/eating at work dinners, etc.) so I'm gonna try to calm down and think about it for a while, maybe relationship counseling or something idk… I appreciate the thoughtful and insightful comment, it was a helpful perspective

The rare double-cuck relationship!

Please don't let reddit sabotage your relationship. I am here because I've have covid 6 times due to my big household not caring. My partner cares but he's forgotten once because it's the norm in society now. I don't blame him, he's remembered every other time.

Downvote me to heck, I implore you all but as someone looking to avoid this I also have to be rational and understand it isn't as important to the people in my life as it is to me who's had a vaccine reaction and keeps getting it. I'm infuriated by it, it's so unfair but the world is moving on without me. Check out my post history for the reaction deets, I genuinely can't afford to catch it this much and I do and I'm still here. Please remember me it you ever catch it and feel anxious, if I can fight it so much you likely can too. Keep dodging it and I hope you never have to deal with it ♡

Le suffering servant has arrived. But still, this technically qualifies as the voice of sanity.

All this has happened before, and all this will happen again

!besties !r-slurs invest it's actually worth something of value

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Will your mom make an appearance? (16)

Yes, and she is still wearing the towel (6)

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You want to get hit with a poker? (1)

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Probably pretty lame and boring. (73)

Mine wouldn't make much sense lol (1)

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Cheating and getting caught? Shame kink? Blind folded and then found out the other person was (insert regrettable person here)? (1)

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Ohh man that's gonna be a weird one.. and gross one.. and illegal one… and immoral one.. (1)

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I don't know how people would take drunk penguins having s*x (36)

They'd probably find them fricking the decapitated head of a dead fish.That actually happened. Nature is fricked. (1)

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