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:marseydisgustnotes: COMMUNITY NOTED Sitewide Rule Change: POLL TO BAN BOOMERPHILIA

As part of my Banlog, I am somewhat inclined to give @BIGBILLYKONGDONG a serious ban for the outrageous boomerphilia on display.

As a work of ironic praise for a 78 year old man's fantasy, it's a solid piece. Truly let us celebrate that we are all collectively engaged in a public arts project to facilitate the transition of boomers out of public life.

It's truly funny that we are all pretending that this old man is a president. That he is mentally capable, and not just lashing out with random whims with other aged decrepit men. The elaborate practical joke we're pulling on our elderly is a riot of laffs.

But:

For me the choice is easy.

Community Note by @Impassionata

This is the first time Impassionata has made dramaslurs angry enough to use a 'touch grass' award.

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How many lbs of soft power does 1 million gibouts make

Soft power (soft rangs of soft power) cost is "but our allies" divided by "many lives will be lost" multiplied by "America will fall behind".

That means 50 million gibouts for Iraqi Sesame Street equals 69.420lb of soft rangs of powaaaaaaa!

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China has done such a good job preventing terrorism: how can Israel replicate its success? : AskAChinese

					
					
					
	

				
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Minnesota is full of Somalis and nazis and must be nuked

					
					

https://old.reddit.com/r/minnesota/comments/1iht4so/mpr_news_trump_administration_launches/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Minneapolis/comments/1iht578/mpr_news_trump_administration_launches/

Also kill Connecticut.

https://old.reddit.com/r/StamfordCT/comments/1ihlrfj/stamford_board_of_reps_calls_special_meeting/

Chicago is also full of nazis and they should all be killed

https://old.reddit.com/r/chicago/comments/1ihx4c5/white_supremacist_remark_sparks_city_council/

The Australians are all Nazis and the abo-eaters must be gunned down and the land returned to the indigineous people

https://old.reddit.com/r/AustralianPolitics/comments/1ii7qki/as_antisemitism_strains_australian_social/

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New Toss

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The sin of empathy rears it's ugly head once more
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Death Note nooticing :marseycantnootice:
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Drunk :chudjakasianfoid: does an Elon. :soysnooseethe: ensues from Streamer Drama Enjoyers

					
					

Streamer Emiru threw a Lunar New Years Party so all the lonely :marseycoomer2:s that watch her can pretend they have friends. At one point a newer streamer named itskatchii who was quite drunk does a "heart goes out to you". Emiru's mods have quietly tried to push it under the rug, but none can stop the weaponized autism that is terminally online streamer drama enjoyers.

Here's a clip of the salute in question: https://i.imgur.com/salute-GcZquYx

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r/theadamfriedlandshow is banned

					
					
					
	

				
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DEVELOPING: People of Cartel have taken over Los Angeles, police have lost all control

/r/The_Donald discusses sending in Marines to declare martial law

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A Morrowind Stargate mod?!? It's only in French...... :marseycry: :marseynapoleon:

https://www.moddb.com/mods/morrowind-stargate

https://www.rochmedia.com/

!nwahs !chuds :marseyflagfrance: :marseyfrench: refuse to offer an English translation patch :marseygiveup:

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:marseyoctopus2: Patriots are still falling for old rDrama bait lmao :!marseyxd:
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the dejenerate podcast - how to become talented 14:54

  • it's been cold in the domicile. He took off his outerware while cooking, but then he got too fricking cold. He's been getting into brushing his teeth lately. He then describes how the proteins and enzymes and shit causing him to warm back up cause feelings of melancholy and shit because there's not enough enzymes left to produce dopamine

  • 0:50 He shows off his pokemon shirt :marseysurprisedpikachu:. It came with another t-shirt that was like brain break

  • 1:30 He asked in the fam chat what their favorite pokemons were. Mum doesn't know and jinxsisters didn't respond.

  • 1:55 Actual facts, Jinxthinker played pokemon in the past but it didn't produce orgasmic feelings because they're animals. Fact is Jinxthinker is highly skilled at all video games :marseygamer:

  • 2:20 He relapsed on Elden Ring for 15 minutes :marseyitsover:. He had the revelation that people who think they're good are often playing with high latency and would get r*ped on low latency.

  • 2:45 He was watching an EU IV stream and the streamer's country was being r*ped.

  • 3:00 He found a libertarian guy (www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-48830780) with a foot fetishist who went to the cinema to touch children. He's Hitler's favorite Nazi. We examine his ghostly apparition and disfigured mouth/nose. He also has a cochlear implant because he's deaf. Dumbo might be significant.

  • 4:30 Jinxthinker has never delved into foot fetishism, it's on the same level as libertarianism.

  • 5:00 Goes into the genealogy of libertarianism/western civilization. This is somehow connected to foot fetishism and Dumbo. :realisticelephant:

  • 6:00 Explains how you can't frick a foot. Discusses breast size.

  • 7:05 More AI pictures, with goth woman licking feet as an experiment. It's okay if the woman is being humiliated and the foot isn't the essential sexual/arousing element. :carpwhip:

  • 7:55 Choses a song so he can practice being a good singer. Needs to change the song because this is too hardcore; he's also good at rapping. :marseygucci:

  • 8:40-10:50 Changes the song finally. It's the singer that sounds like he has a speech impediment and drones that he likes. :marseygigaretard:

  • 10:50 it's okay to jerk off to aliens if they're female and have a vagina, right. :alienfinger:

  • 11:00 He talks like a southerner about father time. People age in a chronological fashion. Here's the deal, children are ugly but they become better like a caterpillar -> butterfly transformation. This makes libertarians angry when father time turns children to adults. This is how you know libertarians are r-slurred, because you can love to adult women your whole life. :marseytime:

  • 13:10 One of the badass characters on Lost smokes, but Jinxmother says jinxthinker isn't allowed to smoke. Oh well. :marseycool2:

  • 13:40 Shows off his empty Monster cans. Talks about how it's cool to put the empties in your bed under the duvet when you're sleeping and crush them in your bed. (This reminded me of Jimmy on King of the Hill who wants to smash the cans)

  • 14:00 Goes back to Father Time beating libertarians without missing a beat. He heard someone talking about ??? and it's r-slurred; somehow this is related to selling coke in Hogwarts like Breaking Bad :marseywalterwhite:

!jinxthinkers If any of you can figure out what that last minute was about, that would be great.

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Reddit Revolutionaries call for mass killing of government officials
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  • Sussy_Kong : anime
  • KongmothyX2 : anime in japanese means animation
  • Y : Actually anime in Japanese is をニパ :marseybigbrain:
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Wholesome s*x worker decides to search for a life partner on Twitter so she can become a stay at home mom [SURVEY INSIDE]

https://www.guidedtrack.com/programs/dkuryfl/run

We NEED as many dramatards as possible filling this out. If you're a lonely virgin then THIS IS YOUR FRICKING CHANCE !personalarmy !incels @lankyhands

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Mom, can we have january :marseytrumpwereback: 6th? Honey :marseybeekeeper: we got january :marseytrumpwereback: 6th at home:
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It's my turn to post the new stonetoss

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:marseycry:
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We have Donkey Kong December, why not Juggalo July?

WOOP WOOP

:#marseyjuggalo:

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A Japanese woman reading for 25 minutes

Now playing: Aquatic Ambience (DKC).mp3

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