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KILL ME PLEASE GOD

JUST SHUT THE FRICK UP. SHUT THE FRICK UP. SHUT THE FRICK UP. END THE GODDARN MEETING. EVERY PAUSE, EVERY PAUSE THERE'S AN OUT AND THEN SOMEONE STARTS TELLING SOME OTHER POINTLESS STORY.

:#marseyiwannachokeyou:

I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT TV SHOWS EVERYONE WATCHED YOU FRICKING REDDITORS. I NEED TO QUIT. WHY HAVEN'T I QUIT. SOMEBODY KILL ME. SOMEBODY END THE GODDARN MEETING.

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How do I kick him out? Like politely

Fricker owes me some money. This heroin addict dude I was frickin with got evicted

He's talking with another dude about getting a place and being out in 2 weeks.

He moved in with someone working at the rehab and that guy immediately relapsed and went on a gay meth smoking orgy run and hes been missing for weeks

I have a cat here. Idk man.

I like having someone around but i dont want him dependent on me in any way.

Trying to practice grace without getting fricked over.

Also methadone is pretty cool ngl

He's dragging me down with him

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Twitter is very angry because some ruskie run over some hecking rare antelopes :marseysoyhype: with a train :marseytrain:

Oh yea, just put fences along all train tracks throughout Russia, that's definitely feasible :marseyeyeroll:

Then why are you bitching about some goats? :soycry:

What would have been the point? By the time the train would have stopped they would have been minced meat anyway :marseyshrug:

:marse#yhesright:

Sure, it's fully possible that the zigger was too drunk to pay attention to his surroundings but that doesn't change the fact that at this point it was too late to stop the train :marseydrunk:

More rage :marseyraging:

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This is Mavis
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Absolute dravidaBVLL victory

>Rice paid for by church

>Whores paid for by mutt govt

>Coconut oil bought with own money

Yep it's dumeel time

:marseycool2:

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This king rug pulled 80k from a bunch of Redditors who wanted to sneed at him in the comments.

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Role play thread

Anyone wanna start a RP thread with me? I imagine we are treasure hunting a la National Treasure or Da Vinci Code

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r/conspiracy - IRS and federal reserve are good, ackshully

					
					

Skitzochads and flappy wristed boot lickers fight over gibs

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https://media.tenor.com/lF5QxtwdTocAAAAx/spiderman-blackcat.webp

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With the Cheeto in the White House and a MUSKRAT by his side, I've been playing this A LOT. :marseyrevolution:

Black Lives Matter

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Freak nasty butt b-words, in the worst way. You're a disgrace to womanhood and femalekind. How can you desecrate your womb in such a vile manner? God gave you lineage-forming powers only for you to get that rusty, penny-kitty condom fricked. You couldn't wait a week? Are you really so desperate to be penetrated, that you punish your wounded hole? You unruly whores have zero fricking respect for your bodies.


					
					
					
	

				
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:marseyban: MASSIVE Reportmaxxing opportunity! IN IN IN! :marseyreportmaxxer2:

You do it for free!

:mars#eylaugh:

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ahem
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ :marseyhappening:Chris Raygun has been banned from Twitter

					
					
					
	

				
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May the drones rain down like the wrath of Allah.
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Investing advice for all of you stockcels on rDrama :marseychartuptrend:
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":marseytrain: :marseytrain: :marseytrain: I don't really care you what peepee in women's bathrooms" Ayy Lmao Truther Mommy has her Burger King Moment

					
					

"um that's a slur"

:#seasoningpolicequeen: IM GONNA SAY IT TRAAAAANNNNNYYYYY

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738808225bCGPfQ3qjd1o1w.webp

:#marseygivecrown:

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:marseytruck:

					
					

What about the homkening

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Just got this advert in the mailslot. Is this actually considered a good deal in this country?
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I'm fricking over a kid thinking restraints are a joke play thing in a children's psych ward.

I've been volunteering over at a local pediatric psych ward for some time. One of the kids think restraining stuffed animals is funny as part of play. The reality is that we hate doing restraints and have been hurt doing them. I've been in over a hundred restraints throughout my life, kids to adults and hate ever being a part of it. This kid just throws around human shaped stuffed animals and 'restrains' them thinking it's a fricking joke.

Where I volunteer, I'm limited to CPI restraints but the actual staff gets to do chemical restraints. Restraints of any form is not funny. Chemical, you end up tied down to a bed. Physical,, you will probably have a dislocated shoulder or an arm that hurts.

A kid thinking that that is funny is disgusting behavior and shouldn't be allowed.

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Don't get me wrong. I hate angloids but

I love this lil neighbor. I'll probably have to wait until I can pirate it or it's on streaming but it's gonna be a fricking romp.

:marsey#excited:

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I told the guy I like I'm trans : self

					
					
					
	

				
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