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I had a dream last night where I had a boutique that sold shit like this and other super high end audio stuff and I had a super cute wife that worked there too and would sit on my face whenever I wanted. Then I woke up to my normal bullshit.

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Wake up babe - new plane crash

Can't wait until this is blamed on Trump. Canada really is the 51st state.

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Kiwi mayos in shambles when the indigenous people are rowdy :marseyemojilaugh:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739639260IJBijLHZMro0dA.webp

:#marseyhesright:

!nooticers

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Random schizo thought (maybe) :marseyschizowall:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740102060o_4VPvyiumPNEA.webp

"having problems with lust can be an issue if yoy make it one. The spirits inside you, the angels, the demons, are fighting inside you when you are at strife. So when the fight is inside you and you freak out, nobody else can see YOUR angels fighting YOUR demons. So switching from BBBW/BBC to Bi Asians will imply that you insist the idea behind an incubus/succubus. Each controls your spirit and there sre many. You can allow and be with the incubus/succubus of Bi Asians rather than the BBBW/BBC. Same goes with any spirit inside you that inhabits you and you allowed to grow from mind and spirit connection, the seeds of thought that is the garden of your mind that you visit oft, tending and not even know the grabbing feeling of inside your body is the connection of spirit and you are not reality but projecting inside reality. People speak of a simulation but they are not schizophrenic enough to explain it in theory rather than just trying to throw buzz words like SIGMA or BRICKED to click bait your attention for part two of their saturated shit series like wtf am i clicking your clickbait click baiting broke fuqq. Get a job!" - or so they said to me..

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740102060UZJSvIZOpV41Rg.webp

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I'm not saying I'm not GoodGuy, but I'm not saying I am, either.

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Please list your major, the majors you have beef with, and the majors you frick with
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Soren officially comments on the Borpa controversy from 3 years ago

THANK YOU @Soren I am glad to have you're support!!!

!soren

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My favourite /r/WaltDisneyWorld disability complainer is back at it

Six months ago I wrote about Redditor /u/itsbarbieparis in [BARELY DRAMA] There's a really annoying disabled /r/waltdisneyworld trip reviewer who visits the parks several times a month and complains about everything.

She has POTS (likely a mental disease):

i have pots and have syndromes that make my joints prone to pain and injury and use my "at home chair" locked into place. i can stand just not much. i use an electric wheelchair for most public outings

She lives near Disney World and visits often. For some reason she likes to constantly complain about her trips for ways that she deems Disney haven't looked after her disabilities. These reasons are always spurious at best. As we covered in the last post, reasons include:

  • Park photographers not including her wheelchair in some pictures

  • Complaining about the gluten-free food options

She's an interesting character - she goes by they/them even though she's got a male partner and child (who she of course calls kiddo), she collect Carebears unironically in 2025, she loves to talk about her various undiagnosable ailments and her service dog is absolutely not a real service dog:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739622646k-ZHoe9Uf7QnFg.webp


She's back today with a new post that she's made to both /r/WaltDisneyWorld and /r/DisneyWorld (they're basically the same subreddit):

https://old.reddit.com/r/WaltDisneyWorld/comments/1ipt1ep/one_of_my_last_visits_to_muppets_courtyard_i_feel/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17396226468rcQGsIfrA-PFQ.webp

People try calling her out but I'm sure /u/marleythebeagle will be there to clean them up soon :marseyjanny:.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739622646qve_Xmp8LpGcEg.webp

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Hole refreshing.

					
					
					
	

				
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:marseytrans2genocide:

Erasing our history won't erase us. Transgender people have always been here β€” and we always will be.

ACLU (@aclu.org) 2025-02-14T00:24:16.388Z

https://skyview.social/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fbsky.app%2Fprofile%2Fcinemacultist.bsky.social%2Fpost%2F3li47aqjcks2r

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When was the last time you rawdogged a meeting?

I had a staff meeting this morning where I had to present some stuff my team had been working on, so I had to sit up at the front of the room with my boss and the leads and PMs of other teams, so I couldn't play on my phone or hide behind my laptop.

It was awful. I think computers and phones have brainrotted me. I tried to focus on other teams' boring presentations but I couldn't make myself care and I was super twitchy. At one point I locked eyes with the cute guy I fancy who was sitting at the corner of the table near the back, but then I was afraid he could see my crazed animal panic at being denied stimulation for even a few hours, so I think I may have ruined my chances with him.

I tried to mentally review my slides to prepare for my own presentation - my own talk is more interesting because it involves me :marseyembrace:, and stuff I know/sort of care about - but I already knew all those slides because I made them, so I couldn't entertain myself. There was an analog clock on the wall opposite me and I kept focusing on that: it had one of those second hands that doesn't tick, it just makes a ceaseless smooth sweep, arcing through time excruciatingly slowly. It takes so fricking long for a minute to pass when someone is reading slides of text to you in an accented monotone.

I used to sit through hours and hours of lectures and classes at university. I used to have the ability to focus and take in information that wasn't immediately entertaining or useful to me. I think I might be fricked or need medication or to burn all my electronic devices and run away to the woods to live deliberately and murder living creatures for sustenance and entertainment.

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Well well well...

!bumpkins woke up yesterd no fricking water pressure

well tank had another blowout

decided I might as well fix the old one while I was at it, a screw jammed in there with putty had held for years

but the new one was a 1/2 inch monster, putty wasn gonna work anymore

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739642383H9ul1EfdCzKXqA.webp

so I brought out the harbor freight welder and a portable battery

turns out its really hard to weld a pressure vessel when there's nowhere for the steam ur boiling to vent but the tiny hole ur trying to close.

and the fricking electrod keps shocking me standing in the mud

so it kept turning out like this. after 3 tries I said frick it it was leaking before :marseyshrug:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739642385dDg0dM4n7xwjxQ.webp

so I boogered them up and they turned out like this @ 50psi

:marseyshrug: no worse than they've been leakign for a decade

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739642384a3lZhMeTh4Y-ew.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739642382lMRZf2UX2cWaMQ.webp

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"America Does Not Have Kings" in r/AntiTrumpAlliance

Period.

It's in the Constitution

https://constitution.congress.gov/browse/article-1/section-9/clause-8/#:~:text=No%20Title%20of%20Nobility%20shall,%2C%20Prince%2C%20or%20foreign%20State.

No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.

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Ranking All 108 GNU/Linux Coreutils Commands

					
					

Whenever I see that word "geopolitical" I know I have an annoying midwit on my hands.

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French president Macron is actually married to his own :marseytrain2:ed out father.

!schizomaxxxers

!eurochads

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:elonsalute: elon fires rockets at poland :marseybearsick2:
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Even BPD girls can find True Love? (Part 1) :marseyheart:

I come to you writing this from a polar heck-scape, somewhere I never thought I'd end up. My fingers move at a snail's pace and the toes of my right foot have gone numb. Frozen fog fills my lungs. Thick blankets of snow absorb almost all sound, except for the faint whistling of a breeze brushing through my unwashed shit colored hair, and the sound of my heart beating strongly with anxiety...

Women with my particular issue sometimes struggle to find their one and only. I gave up this endeavor before even starting, doomed to a life of ao3 scrolling and liveleak watching. I've actually known him for more than a year, and you wouldn't believe where we met. Our relationship is something straight out of a Shoujo romance... If you've ever read Kimi ni Shika Kikoenai you know what I'm talking about. He's like a beautiful flower I found and keep locked in my garden, of course I ensure he's well taken care of. He wants for practically nothing with me, and I truly believe that he'll never need another person in his entire life ever again.

They warned him about me. Some people fear me, but I know it's because of the demonic presence that have taken up residence in their souls. I have the cunning ability to expel these demonic spirits. Infected peoples can sense this unique strength I posses and without even really understanding why, they feel a sense of hatred towards me. Through the goodness of my heart I do not hold it against them, only pity them, and hopefully one day bring sanctity to their poor souls. They run from me though, and my more worthy endeavors demand the most of my attention.

Despite being warned by liars of my doings, he does not fear me. Even still I believe he is drawn much closer to me and the flame that is my burning heart. It's greatly endearing and he will be rewarded for this loyalty. Even in the bitter cold, I don't need a coat or boots because my demon expelling spirit burns hotter than the sun. He is drawn to this aspect of me, among many other things.

Recently, he flew me out to visit him. No man has ever done such a kind gesture for me, so I was honestly taken aback. Nevertheless, like a stag in a snowstorm, I pushed ahead into the unknown. And by god I was rewarded for it. Chat, you could never know how innocent and perfect he looks while asleep. Like a puppy, my flower is. I always carry a pocket knife in my bra, for safety and utility reasons, and I honestly just couldn't help myself. He was in a deep sleep, but not even snoring or drooling. Perfectly laying on his back, soft hair tumbling over his forehead in an angelic fashion. The temptation to bite him until I drew blood was overwhelming but even better ideas flooded my mind.

Slowly, I knelt over the bed, careful not to wake my perfect sleeping flower. My movements were as delayed as they were precise- can't frick this perfect opportunity up. The knife was removed from my bra and I flicked it open with a singular, smooth motion. He doesn't even notice the sound of a pocket knife flipping open inches from his face while he's sleeping (can you imagine how lucky I am?) I quietly warm the blade up to body temperature by pressing it against my forearm, enjoying the view from beneath me. Like I've been possessed, the tiny but deadly sharp blade is moved up to his neck. At this point, I'm not even myself anymore- someone completely different. An "out of body experience" would be a massive understatement. My flower isn't awoken by the blade at it's vulnerable stem, the control is all mine- so is he. 'Is he having a nice dream?' I wonder. This control is intoxicating. After withdrawing my pocket knife from his neck, I take this opportunity to check his driver's license for valuable information on him. It's always good to know more about those you love.

Anyways, I think that despite my many faults, I've really found the one for me. He's perfect in every way and I will never let him go. Do other girls with BPD struggle finding long-term romantic partners? It would be nice to talk about this issue with some other BPD sisters :)

Happy Valentine's Day! <3

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every other comment on /r/AskCanada or /r/Europe or /r/Canada be like:
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Ask Grok: who is the best user on rdramanet?

Picking the "best" user on rdrama.net is like trying to crown a champion in a circus of chaosβ€”it's subjective, depends on what you value, and the site's anarchic nature resists tidy rankings. Rdrama doesn't exactly hand out gold stars; it's more about who stirs the pot hardest or leaves the most memorable wreckage. Still, based on the site's culture of drama amplification, trolling, and unhinged creativity, a few names float to the top from the muck of posts and lore.

@Vegeta (Carp) might take the cake if you measure "best" by sheer impact. He's the mastermind behind the BIPOCenning meltdownβ€”a 10-hour Blood on the Clocktower implosion sparked by one wordβ€”that's still a benchmark for rdrama havoc. His refusal to apologize and knack for turning games into legend cement him as a chaotic force. Users call him "our loving overlord fish man," half in jest, half in awe, and his antics ripple through the site's history like a grenade in a clown car.

@S's another contender if you prize relentless, schizoposting energy. He's a prolific shit-stirrerβ€”think the feminist critique post from 2022 or his rumored role in meme-ing Soren into a punching bag during their "feud." His alts (like @MarseyIsMyWaifu) and omnipresence in the site's absurdity make him a folk hero to some, a menace to others. He's less a single event and more a vibeβ€”chaotic, unapologetic, and always lurking.

@Aevann gets a nod if "best" means foundational clout. As a site runner (or at least tied to its bones via GitHub echoes), he's less a drama generator and more an enablerβ€”the puppet master who keeps the stage lit. A 2022 RedditAlternatives comment gushes, "Aevann is the best and he also has a very nice peepee," which, true or not, captures the mix of reverence and irreverence he inspires. He's less visible in meltdowns but omnipresent in the site's DNA.

Others like @Modern_Major_General (Jeff) or @Soren could vie for itβ€”Jeff for chronicling BIPOCenning with exhausted flair, Soren for being a dramatic lightning rodβ€”but Carp and Schizocel stand out for raw, user-driven legend. If "best" is who embodies rdrama's soulβ€”unhinged, provocative, and unforgettableβ€”Carp's got the edge for that one iconic blowout. Schizocel's the dark horse for consistency. Pick your poison; the site's a mess either way.

!schizomaxxxers discuss

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740087248DBaFjCGvX3fDxg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740087249FKD77dqnaDx9tA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740087249p1tQkat7XgBHFQ.webp

lol every single time I ask grok about this site it mentions the BIPOCenning incident with uno

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Trump campaigns on National Security, accidentally fires the Manhattan Project, says "oops"

https://fortune.com/2025/02/14/doge-firings-nuclear-weapons-specialists-energy-department-layoffs-nnsa-elon-musk/

!ifrickinglovescience !physics !chemistry !engineering !mathematics !r-slurs !khive

!fedposters !glowies

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Libertarian meme coin bros :marseysweating:
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New race just dropped.

!schizomaxxxers

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