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redditor is "peepeeing around" in bed with a loaded handgun, prematurely shoots his load

					
					

Let me start this by saying no one was hurt and the bullet was recovered inside the residence.

Like most stories on this sub, I grew up with and around firearms my entire life. I've known the 4 rules since i was a child and the only difference between me now and then is complacency it seems.

Last night I was laying in bed with my partner getting ready to wind down for the night. I am essentially peepeeing around with my handgun, a Glock 19 clone.

I drop the magazine, clear the chamber, and re-insert the magazine for the weight. I aim at the wall, click. Out of habit, I absentmindedly racked the slide fully to reset the trigger and chambered a round. I aim at the wall, BAM

First thing I did was check my partner and myself, and from there I follow the bullet trajectory through two sheets of drywall and into the corner of the living room where it hit two 2x4s and bounced onto my partner's desk.

I feel like such a fricking idiot. I am a fricking idiot. Someone could have died or been injured, the cops could have come, so much could have gone far worse.

TLDR: I was an idiot with a gun, now I am an idiot with a drywall putty knife. Picture is of recovered 124gr Hornady Critical Duty +p

There's nothing wrong with dryfire practice but it's absolute basic safety to eject the magazine, put it in another room (especially if it's loaded), check at least three times that the chamber is indeed clear, and then do your dryfire drills. This absolute brainlet r-slur REINSERTS THE FULL MAGAZINE ("for the weight") before dryfiring and unsurprisingly puts one in the wall.

Also he's married.

!firearms

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TOTAL AFRICAN PARATROOPER VICTORY.
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brain-worm:marseycanofworms:man: Black kids:marseyblack:on ADHD:marseypills:meds should be 're-parented'

:marseyradfem: thread about it

https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1iv2ug8/rfk_jr_black_kids_on_adhd_drugs_should_be/

https://media.tenor.com/qgmP-8qdQDoAAAAx/friday-ice.webp

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Clip for context: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2366108716?t=463s

For those who can't watch it: Asmongold floats the idea of dressing up as Ash Ketchum from Pokรฉmon to watch illegal immigrants get deported for content.

In general, the folks at /r/livestreamfail are disgusted by this. But his substantial fanbase doesn't really see the issue.

LSF is full of criminal loving scum

Would you house an illegal immigrant in your home?

This sub is full of far left nutters

The right wing grift is so easy


https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1icr5t9/popular_twitch_streamer_asmongold_wants_to_dress/

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[EROTIC!!!] On a warm and fragrant summer night...

The warm summer evening had lulled me into a deep, peaceful sleep in the lawn chair, the gentle breeze brushing against my skin. The faint hum of cicadas and the distant laughter of friends around the bonfire faded into the background as I drifted off. I wasn't sure how long I'd been asleep when I felt itโ€”a soft, deliberate weight settling onto my lap.

My eyes fluttered open, adjusting to the dim glow of the firelight. There she wasโ€” a woman who appeared to be exactly 24 years of age, her long auburn hair cascading over her shoulders, her eyes locked on mine with a playful yet intense gaze. She was perched on my thighs, her hands resting lightly on my chest. I could feel the warmth of her body through the thin fabric of her sundress, and the scent of her perfumeโ€”something floral and intoxicatingโ€”filled the air.

"You looked too comfortable," she whispered, a sly smile tugging at her lips. Before I could respond, she leaned in, her lips brushing against mine in a kiss that started soft but quickly deepened. Her fingers tangled in my hair, pulling me closer as I instinctively wrapped my arms around her waist. The world around us seemed to disappearโ€”there was only the heat of her body, the taste of her lips, and the sound of her breath hitching as I kissed her back.

When she finally pulled away, her cheeks were flushed, and her eyes sparkled with mischief. "Couldn't resist," she murmured, her voice low and teasing. I didn't have the words to replyโ€”my heart was racing, my mind still catching up to what had just happened. She stayed there for a moment, her forehead resting against mine, before slipping off my lap with a grin. "Sweet dreams," she said, before magically transforming into a manul cat-beast animal. I had always felt a strong attraction for the manul species.

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Birb of Culture :parrot: :marseytwerking:

!animalposters !coomers

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Europe tries guilt shaming by forgetting ww2

					
					

lol good luck with Russia r-slurs

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DEAD. DEAD. DEAD. ITS SO FRICKING DEAD.
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:marseynorf: We can build him. We have the fricking Technyowwogy- the fricking 600 Quid man

:marseydrum#:

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and so the fricking president :marseytrump: declared: "america, i am your lawmaker now"
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Sinclair C5 infomercial 1985
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I tried to help

I got sure janned :marseygiveup:

I cited leftist friendly sources

It was for naught

:#marseyschizotwitch:



Meanwhile on the other end of the spectrum, I left a reply to reddit_lies about how Trump clearly stole the election because he has no support on Reddit

It's still causing anger 14 hours later and I'm still getting notifications from accounts like "Rage Against ZOG" who believes he has milquetoast conservative beliefs

Good morning I hate everyone.

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everybody IN IN IN

no drama here, just a personal announcement

love you guys :traceheart:

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Don't frick with me or my girlfriend.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17396555077M7qIjeGsAVeQA.webp

https://media.tenor.com/PthusuLHIagAAAAx/spider-man-japanese.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739655507Xhd7gKq6ALLuQA.webp

!friendsofspiderman !attentionmaxxers

This community is growing more ungrateful by the day. Vermin. Filth. Start banning them for the smallest slight.

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MIAMI (WSVN) - A Miami-Dade County Public Schools teacher has been deported after being detained by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement in early January, before President Donald Trump took office.

According to the United Teachers of Dade, the 24-year-old taught science at a middle school and was beloved by his community.

UTD officials told 7News the teacher had been in the United States since he was 13 years old, obtained a college degree and had no criminal record.

Back in early January, UTD officials said, the teacher went in for what he thought was a regular immigration hearing.

Instead, ICE agents took him away.

"That's shocked me. I believe in democracy," said a aprent who identified herself as Carla.

!chuds lmao it's like a verbal tick at this point. This is democracy manifest! People voted for this!

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๐Ÿšจ TODAY IS THE DAY! LET'S MAKE HISTORY ๐Ÿšจ : 50501

					
					

50501 is underway y'all !nooticers

https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iia7ku/stay_safe_stay_strong/

:marseytransattentionseeker:

https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iic9i4/im_not_moving_my_truck_today/

:marseytruck:

https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iid9vz/elon_musk_is_a_nazi_upmarsey_this_post_so_when/

:marseyelonpaypig:

https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1ii9bou/mentioned_on_ap_news/

:soyjakwow:

https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1ii9793/upmarsey_everything/

:marseyupvote2:

https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iidpas/state_capital_protest_has_already_started/

On a weekday afternoon lol

https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iid1mr/reddit_is_shadow_banning_posts_spreading_the_word/

:marseydarkspez:

https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iicc0v/heading_out_to_trenton_nj/

:luigidance:

https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1ii2q5y/got_my_sign_for_tomorrow_lets_do_this_thing/

:marseyrake:

https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1ii8s2t/boycott_the_super_bowl/

:#marseylaughpoundfist:

https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iiem6j/texas_starting_to_gather/

:marseychonker2:

https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iidl5b/bring_us_flags/

:marseysaluteusa:

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Smartest amerilard rightoid

Per the comments in this thread it seems that Tim Horton's is so unknown to burgers as a whole that this needs clarification:

Tim Horton's is a Canadian coffee joint. An absolutely massive one. It is quintessentially Canadian on a level with how McDonald's/Starbucks are like memes with what a sign of America they are. They have some US locations, most where there are tons of leafs (New York, Michigan) but it's negligibly few.

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Lnog lvie Isarel.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739596758rY7mkEMOef6X2g.webp

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"The American Flag gives me the ick"

https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXPreppers/comments/1igugaw/the_50501_protests_are_looking_more_and_more/mas4hph/?context=8

Even if it isn't a trap, ya know what? POC think I'm one of those white people and white people have, unequivocally, down to a one, every single time thrown me under the bus first. Sometimes just for funsies. My husband, who was just calling me hysterical not too long ago can pout all he wants that Mommy won't take him to The Protest. Frick no, I won't go.

https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXPreppers/comments/1igugaw/the_50501_protests_are_looking_more_and_more/massx7c/?context=8

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738812431vMpmgQxvkY7fWg.webp

Horsefrickers in Wa. find excuses not to go outside:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Washington/comments/1icmujl/50501_protest_lets_do_this/

:marseywitch2: take:

https://old.reddit.com/r/WitchesVsPatriarchy/comments/1ieon3k/american_witches_join_r50501_if_interested/

The Jannies of the South explain why this particular pile of shit ain't worth mopping (i.e. reddit tier organisation):

https://old.reddit.com/r/Georgia/comments/1igeqfz/50501_advertisement_posts_are_temporarily_not/

/r/Antiwork asks why they aren't protesting?

https://old.reddit.com/r/antiwork/comments/1i9lshc/why_arent_we_protesting/

Answer:

https://media.tenor.com/qrRKe_JRo_wAAAAx/fat-chicks-and-chill-weekend.webp

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Linkin Park star Chester Bennington's child, 22, comes out as transgender

!nonchuds !lgbt !cuteandinvalid Based based based

Feet tax

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17397173347hBDfo0lYd8gvA.webp

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Timestamp is 14:33 in case it doesn't link right link

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:imwhite:

!nooticers

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New Toss
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Cumtown.org screenshots are now appearing on my IG feed :marseyspit: :!marseymarfan:
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this is cirno
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