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UNIRONIC ELVIS POSTING - She Thinks I Still Care - YouTube
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Apparently estimate is based on current rate of attrition.

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I know this is old but no one else posted it:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17219136769621942.webp

TATE DOES NOT APPROVE:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1721913677119111.webp

But everyone else does:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17219136773080337.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17219136773843906.webp

Lmao:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17219136774493573.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17219136775208154.webp

2pac is the main cause of marital issues in 40% of bipoc marriages:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17219136778765552.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17219136780347419.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1721913678409059.webp

Full 5 min video:

Nothing causes more cope tho:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17219136784962099.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17219136786003537.webp

DJ Vlad catches a stray:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/172191367878652.webp

Not my fault you couldnt hold onto your mans tbh๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’…:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17219136776364813.webp

Context:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1721913677721898.webp

!tmz

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Mr "Beast" :marseydevil: is cooked :marseyskull:

TLDR:- Mr Beast knew Kris was a p-dophile and covered it up

  • Mr beast videos are all faked for scripted outcomes

  • most contestants are employees or friends/family or large youtubers

  • Mr beast ran multiple live streams where he claimed random shirts bought during the stream would receive prizes (basically counting as an illegal lottery targeting kids)

  • Mr Beast's "autographed" merch has been caught being autographed by his team members forging signatures on video

  • Mr Beast always acts like in his videos his fans and monetary supporters will be able to win random rewards and he is always loosing money with his generous giveaways basically training kids to consume in hopes of winning a tesla

Ive alays thought mr 661 was a bad influence on kids. I dont think this kind of mind rot editing, money obsessed content is healthy especially in how he lies about real it is when its blatantly faker then any traditional game show which has actual regulations on it. My big red flag came a while back when he claimed he actually made very little money on videos since he was always rolling over profits into new videos which seemed like such a massive lie like yeah dude you totally arent rich and are giving all the money to your fans its not like you own a whole butt town.

My ultimate psychoanaylsis is that like most kids content Mr mark of the beast tries to act very childish and that his bussiness is run by kids (hehe our accoutning nerds are telling me to stop making such crazy challanges since we loose all our profits) its how like Marvel comics used to operate in 60s where Stan lee would act like the whole thing was this crazy spontaneous bullpin of wackiness with merch deals so good his finance people tried to kill him! The difference is unlike a lot of other kid facing preformers who know how to act like a "big kid" and appeal to children Mr Breast has no charsima so the only way he can keep a child's attention span is via lots and lots of money.

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Travelling to Africa as a queer person - r/Africa :marseylaughpoundfist:
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Wallflowers please engage in our r-slur behaviour

I'm certainly not active everyday or a pillar to the community but I am r-slurred. This makes me qualified to create an account and tell other r-slurs to join in throwing slurs or giving based opinions.

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Important Be nice to Carp.

That is fricking all. Remember that there is a fricking real human behind every user.

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capeshit writers coping

https://twitter.com/FabianNicieza/status/1816259222285201454

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Here's another seethe from reddit https://old.reddit.com/r/evilautism/comments/1e8y9me/stupid_study_claims_autism_can_be_cured/

Mark my words this is the new political angle for 2025 and beyond.

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:chudjakdancing: They hand out :marseyswear: n-slur passes on X dot com these days :marseyracistgrandpa: :smugtranstwittergenocide:

Taken from https://bsky.app/profile/brainnotonyet.bsky.social/post/3ky2lwbkhgb2o

@Landlord_Messiah you should :marseynorm: apply

E: deboonking

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so true
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women :marseycoffee:
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Looks like someone's :marseywagie: gonna have a meeting :marseynouautism: with boss man Pizzashill :marseydarkpizzashill: on Monday.
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She was caught browsing rDrama in light mode

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MonsterEnergy chan
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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1721738410348056.webp

This meme gets posted and the :marseypedo: posts this:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17217384105444474.webp

At first you think "hmm, might just be a shit post... meh" but then a little snooping into his post history and you find all sorts of hidden treats...

For instance, in this post titled "What's your most outlandish "Hear Me Out" he posts this:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17217384106031.webp

:wat:

Also, here's his most posted post in subreddits...

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17217384106856647.webp

Femboys... boykisser... ROBLOX bans (lol wtf)... And also Linux and Nissan drivers, so if there was any chance of him being a kid himself... well there goes that hope.

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Thread is titled "Guns N' Roses legend Slash announces death of 'talented' stepdaughter Lucy-Bleu Knight, 25, hours after cancelling four tour dates"

Confusion over quotation marks:

What sort of garbage-person puts positive comments in quotes on a death announcement? Why not add in parenthesis "yeah right", immediately after that to show your disdain more clearly daily-mail? What a tactless and disgraceful headline, from the daily-mail, about someone so recently passed.

Someone who is quoting another person? Would you react like this of they quoted "lovable" instead?

Why is "talented" quoted like that? Makes it seem disparaging lol

You know that quotation marks are intended to actually quote what someone said right?

Yeah, but they are also used as sarcasm. Which is definitely how it sounds, and I can't be the only one to think that. I mean it's obvious that it's not sarcastic, but im just making the point that the article is poorly titled.

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Those hard quotes feel a bit in bad taste tho...

Nepotism

I make music, I know a lot of other musicians. Any musician with a successful famous musician parent is handed a golden ticket to do what they want. I know dozens of people who would have killed to have her name and lineage, and yet she had all that and killed herself.

If you knew anything about depression/mental illnesses you'd know how none of that shit matters in the slightest for suicidal people.

That's their point.

if it is, they did a terrible job making it because it doesn't come off like that at all.

This comment?

This will be the greatest redemption story on the internet when her OD/Suicide is revealed ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Go Fund Me

Keep the speculation downโ€ฆbut remember for what it's worth. If she died of cancer there would already be a "go fund me" ready to cash in on this.

"Keep the speculation downโ€ฆbut remember for what it's worth" Then goes on to speculate... classy.

Wasn't trying to be classy..just pointing out the reality of the situation ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Why would Slash need a go fund me? Is this a reference to something?

It's not his real daughterโ€ฆshe was probably broke and depressed like everyone else

lol most downmarseys on Reddit today :) you all downmarsey like a bunch of KITTIES !!!!! ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•


https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1e9l0sk/rmusic_reacts_to_announcement_that_guns_n_roses/

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:marppy: Drama Report: 2024-07-24 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜The oldest Presidential nominee in American history/r/pics (31M)66%7793
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Donald Trump in an embrace with his special daughter/r/pics (31M)70%5275
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜The Fascism Runs Deep in the Republican Party/r/interestingasfrick (13M)67%2581
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Now there seems to be a common denominator all these states have/r/FluentInFinance (349K)56%852
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜My sister Lea died in May. Today I woke up to her name on my ceiling./r/interestingasfrick (13M)68%960
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Kamala for President Because Democracy!!!/r/the_everything_bubble (28K)52%594
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜'Donald Trump Will Destroy Democracy,' Says Party Nominating Candid.../r/Conservative (2M)66%605
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜The shadman problem is deeper than ava kris tyson/r/youtubedrama (97K)62%479
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜I spent 300k on firearms in the last 5 years AMA/r/AMA (2M)56%410
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Why can't we just stop all the wars in this world?/r/ask (959K)53%344

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Natalism is not about "forcing" anyone/r/Natalism (7K)54%288
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Would you fire your nanny if you found out they were voting for tru.../r/NannyEmployers (7K)51%211
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜KARABOฤžA wins the "Just Straight up Evil". Which nation is the "No .../r/2mediterranean4u (6K)56%161
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Kamala for President Because Democracy!!!/r/the_everything_bubble (28K)52%594
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜I enjoyed Concord way more then Marvel Rivals currently/r/ConcordGame (3K)56%52
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜WE WILL NOT BE SUPPOPRTING FIFTYFIFTY/r/jtbc_RUNext (3K)51%26
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜YT - Bryson plays with Trump (really great tips about mindset of a.../r/livgolf (6K)51%41
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Caution/r/barrie (27K)47%142
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Bowl gate/r/fansofcriticalrole (16K)50%66
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜These are some good movies I saw last year. I have not included seq.../r/pj_explained (15K)53%62

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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"THIS IS LOIK THAT FLOYD, THIS IS ASSAULT, THIS IS LOIK THAT GEORGE FLOYD IN AMERICA" "THIS IS MOI DEAF YOURE WATCHING"

!britbongs finest here

Takes a minute to get going but it just keeps escalating and escalating until the very end and is absolutely worth the watch with the screeching and squealing and everything

Anyway here's the story

https://news.sky.com/story/headteacher-gregory-hill-pretended-to-pass-out-as-he-resisted-arrest-for-harassing-younger-female-colleague-13180531

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London Security system
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:redlight: :marseygroomer: :redlight:

Lava, now 20, had previously branded the allegations as 'massive lies' that were 'twisting the truth,' but dozens of Groomercord messages from 2019 in Tyson's server featured explicit content, despite the presence of children.

Screenshots from the server claimed to show words like 'c*m,' NSFW (not safe for work) and 'porn.'

'These conversations should not have happened with people at the age I was at the time; I strongly condemn them,' said Lava.

'I was a minor in this situation and not the adult influencer who shouldn't have allowed this to happen. I did not see this as wrong at the time.'

The Groomercord saga began when 'Nathan' posted two videos online, claimingย that Tyson had him and Lava 'wipe the server' so 'no one could see [Tyson] was spamming corn :marseycorn: to minors'โ€”corn :marseycorn2: is used on social media platforms to reference pornography.

'Based on the recent screenshots and messages, I would like to make a statement about the 'Groomercord,'' he shared.

'This was 5 or 6 years ago, and I thought I had a good memory of the situation, but I was wrong. After reading the chat logs, this stuff was inappropriate and wrong.

'I spoke based on my memory of the situation, and I still do not remember these conversations, but they definitely happened.'

Nathan has claimed that Tyson also exploited him, sending him sexual content on the server.

He also highlighted a screenshot allegedly sent to a moderator,ย  which included a discussion about deleting the 'n-word' from the server.

Tyson had also been accused of racism this week after a series of racially insensitive social media posts emerged.

In one post, Tyson appears to joke about police brutality and in another, the YouTuber calls Islam a 'backwards religion that hates anything different.'

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Most Based Comments

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

He did something RBG couldn't do, put the country above himself. (9841)

I hate that I have to agree. Hope things work out for the better. (370)

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

Saved the US from the Trump and MAGA death spiral we were in (-63)

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

Presidents aren't allowed to drive, including ex-presidents. (642)

Is that true ? ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ทasking (53)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

The mass killing of children is a good thing. Ok then. (2)

What do you expect in a war? Honestly? Like two nations being nice to each other and only fighting on extra battelfields designed for it?What do you do if the enemy takes civilian as human meatshields? If every state that borders you and is in your area is antisemetic towards you? Is it okay to kill kids, no. Is it okay to kill, no. Did it humanity ever stop going into wars? Also no. I would get if the US is sending troops a la Vietnam, that you want that out. But it is not it is a war of Islamic and Jewish Nation, while latter is supported by the West.Is everything correct how it went of? That the British and the French created the problem after second world war? No. Is it good that the Islamic nations around it declared war multiple times towards Isreal, that Hamas leaders are hiding in one of those states as well? No. There are no good side, and pretending you are the "morally good one" for opposing child murder while picking a side that also wouldnt and didnt stop that line tel... (-1)

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

He's just following orders from his handlers (-16)

I've said it before, but... Conservatives will assume the very worst things about Biden with no evidence but ignore the obvious evidence of r*pe, child r*pe, treason, and the hunger for dictatorship present in their own candidate. (1)

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

What do you expect in a war? Honestly? Like two nations being nice to each other and only fighting on extra battelfields designed for it?What do you do if the enemy takes civilian as human meatshields? If every state that borders you and is in your area is antisemetic towards you? Is it okay to kill kids, no. Is it okay to kill, no. Did it humanity ever stop going into wars? Also no. I would get if the US is sending troops a la Vietnam, that you want that out. But it is not it is a war of Islamic and Jewish Nation, while latter is supported by the West.Is everything correct how it went of? That the British and the French created the problem after second world war? No. Is it good that the Islamic nations around it declared war multiple times towards Isreal, that Hamas leaders are hiding in one of those states as well? No. There are no good side, and pretending you are the "morally good one" for opposing child murder while picking a side that also wouldnt and didnt stop that line tel... (-1)

It's not arrogant to object to genocide. Or fascist lol. It is morally debased not to. Israel is committing horrific war crimes and consistently breaches international law. All funded and enabled by the US. That some casually justify this is only a reflection of their own broken moral compass. The only side I'm picking is innocent civilians, irrelevant of their religion or nationality. It shows limited thinking to assume someone supports Hamas simply because they object to the mass killing of children. Hamas did kill 38 children in October, which is appalling. For context, Israel killed 38 children in the West Bank in 2023 before 7 October. Israel has killed 15,000 children in Gaza. And orphaned 19,000 children. There are also an estimated 21,000 children missing. The grim medical acronym courtesy of Israel in Gaza is WCNSF โ€“ wounded child, no surviving family. (2)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/DarthNihilus1

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they're 100% correct btw

A 2009 agreement insisted on by the European Commission meant that Microsoft could not make security changes that would have blocked the update from cybersecurity firm Crowdstrike

!neolibs government overregulation causing issues :marseymanysuchcases:

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Can dogs tell if we are trans?

!chasers !cuteandinvalid thoughts? I mean I can always smell my targets out :marseysniff:

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