🚨#BREAKING: Absolute chaos is unfolding as Pro-Palestine protesters have taken down the three American flags and burning them at Union Station and replaced them with Palestinian flags.
⁰📌#Washington | #DC ⁰
Currently, absolute chaos is unfolding as thousands of Pro-Palestine… pic.twitter.com/lTMdjY3hv8

— R A W S A L E R T S (@rawsalerts) July 24, 2024

This is great. pic.twitter.com/SZ0lgrJ2pc

— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) July 24, 2024

🚨🇺🇸🇺🇦Trump just told Zelensky it's over!

"Russia is a war machine which beat Hitler and Napoleon. That's what they do, they win wars. It's over." pic.twitter.com/66Ykev2ktY

— Aussie Cossack (@aussiecossack) July 25, 2024

According to GOP headquarters, Project 2025 will:

• Translate your documents into Swahili

• Make your TV record "Gigli"

• Neuter your pets

• Give your laundry static cling

• Make your computer screen freeze

• Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs

• Erase your hard drive

• Erase your backups

• Erase the hard drive of anyone related to you

• Make all the paint peel off your walls

• Make your keyboard all sticky

• Give your poodle a hickey

• Invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney

• Tie up your phone making crank long-distance calls

• Set your clocks back an hour

• Start clogging your shower

• Give you a permanent wedgie

• Legally change your name to Reggie

• Mess up the pH balance in your pool

• Melt your face right off your skull

• Make your iPod only play Jethro Tull

• Tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep

• Make you physically attracted to sheep

• Steal your identity and your credit cards

• Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards

像水一样

OTHERWISE THERE IS AN OLD PERSON NO ONE WANTS

(this message requested (presumably) by @Geralt_of_Uganda, our resident Witcher)

Quebecois know how fricked they are

!familyman