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White women are perfect

Yes, we all like to make jokes about white women. It's all fun and games and theres an element of truth to it. But the truth is white women are the most beautiful creatures on the planet.

Today this truth became evident as I walked from my office to the train station and found myself behind two women on the platform, an Asian on the left and a white Woman on the right, perhaps the biblical symbolism was divine intervention.

Their appearances were quite different. The Asian woman was your typical westernized ABG type. Not quite skinny but not quite overweight either. Tight lululemon pants and some kind of athletic top that emphasized a "sexy" body, built by dedicated work at a gymnasium.

The white woman was quite the opposite. She had a rather mannish face, and for a few moments I thought it might have been a transgender until I got a better look at her face. She was tall with a rather fridgelike build, her baggy loose clothes certainly didn't do her any favors. Her legs werent toned at all and one had some kind of large sore or bruise on it.

The Asian woman was attractive and the White woman was not attractive. That was the objective truth, that was the reasonable conclusion to draw based on the information presented to my brain by my eyes. That was the answer is both an individual and a society.

NO! In a sudden realization I realized that was not true! Looking at them both I wanted the white woman, not the Asian! She was more alluring, more endearing, the one I wanted to bring flowers to, the one I wanted to make laugh, the one I wanted to wake up in bed next to. That was the truth! It was like fog clearing and suddenly the view being perfectly clear. Like looking at a nonsensical math problem and then suddenly figuring out the answer! My thoughts were clean and pure, no longer held back by whatever strange muck was clouding my judgement.

The white woman excited me like no other woman could. There was nothing more to weigh in my mind, no need to compare their bodies or their clothes, no need for a second glance. I wanted the white woman, that was the truth.

I hope one day you can have the same experience I had. God bless white women

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:marseyemojilaugh:

					
					

!nooticers !transphobes

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739724909zGyRbmckpMwZqw.webp

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The Canada/USA hockey game starts off with three fights in the first 9 seconds.

Should have this game wrapped up by June at the pace they're going. !mensfootball

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The most Reddit thing ever :marseytransattentionseeker:

					
					

Lol

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Does your office have a person like this?

I'm kind of amazed that these people really exist. There's a guy here who is so much like them it's just mind bending.

Just today he (let's call him Dwilton) came in (late) and I heard him yell across the warehouse to a laborer "WHERE"S MY FUN DIP." The laborer had borrowed the box of fun dip that wasn't being eaten because it's gross and has not given it back. I thought Dwilton could not be actually mad about this fun dip, but when I saw his face, he was. And that's a trope of these characters right? Any perceived rudeness is taken as a great injustice of the company in general, rather than a personal failure in one or both directions that could be rectified with maturity.

So then he started ranting about how this laborer has been hiding. Then about how there was a bird in the warehouse that dive bombed him and almost hurt him! I was like Dwilton, you sure are fired up this morning, and he was like no i'm not all crosseyed.

He's a super sad and I could go on for pages if I start remembering his other stuff, but the point is he's like this character from the office and office space.

He has literally bitched about not getting his allotment of free food at company functions.

What is this personality?

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Everyone get ready. My recommendation for the day of:

:marseycry#2:

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I want to have a guard bear so bad :marseysob: :marseybearlove::marseybearlove::marseybearlove:

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r/PrepperIntel says civil war is imminent. :marseyschizowall:

					
					
					
	

				
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Monk Pepe

Thanks to @nuclearshill who first posted it here!

The end stage being complete corporate capture of all three branches of the government, and total gutting of state run safety nets, education, and infrastructure in favor of eventual privatization of such services. This is all far more in line with ancap fantasies than any genuine historical example of nationalist socialism or fascism. Ironically enough, "socialist" China is the one economic model currently existing that is closest to Italian fascism, in some regards.

They get too hung up on the popular definition of fascism being the marriage of the state and capital into one, without understanding the nature of the relationship between the nation-state and capital in fascist economics. In America, the nation-state is subservient to the interests of capital. In an ideal fascist state, capital exists solely in subservience to the nation-state. America perverts this like a dog walking a man, and not the man walking the dog. China has the balls to imprison billionaires. If Trump or Elon were genuine nationalist socialists, we would see them doing shit like creating jobs via public work projects to improve infrastructure and build nuclear power plants, desalination facilities, etc. They aren't even a tenth of the statesmen pre-war Adolf and El Duce were.

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News thread is FILLED with redditors suddenly caring about "muh freeze peach" :soysnooseethegenocide: :soysnoo2genocide:

CUAD about to get evaporated with a 2000lb bomb :ramonajakgenocide: :ramonajakgenocide: :ramonajakgenocide:

https://old.reddit.com/r/columbia/comments/1id0pom/trump_administration_to_cancel_student_visas_of/

Neolibs snarky as ever

https://old.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/1id0mxf/propalestine_students_on_visa_are_getting_deported/

DNC Headquarters secretly love it but still gotta rail against orange man :marseykamakama:

Personally this is the guy I want to see deported most:

https://canarymission.org/individual/Abdullah_Akl

Mr. -ACKl :pepezoomerhairgenocide: over here was responsible for this chant at Harvard, which I found quite revealing at the time:

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Kiwifarms shares a story

"During that whole "white terrorism in gaming" thing where people honestly believed a 13 old girl was gang r*ped in a Games Workshop while all the g*mers chanted "Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed" I created an account there and made a few rather innocuous posts.

I was banned within like 3 hours with the ban reason being "Eh, probably a troll account.""

Did anyone here about this madness? It sounds like an amazing moral panic.

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https://media.tenor.com/hwYXONIXU1wAAAAx/somalia-farmajo.webp

Nice little infighting in this SomaliSpot thread discussing deportations of Ethiopian Oromos from one of the federal states of Somalia, Puntland. :marseysomalian:

For those who don't know what's going on, Oromos have been caught fighting on behalf of ISIS in Puntland's remote mountainous areas, along with Arabs. Since then locals have demanded that they are deported and the government has obliged.

Furthermore, Oromos have installed themselves on Somali soil and we've lost Dire Dhaba to them and other areas. Moreoever, they are at constant war with the Somalis they neighbour, constantly stealing their land and using flipflopping 'Somali' communities to execute their land-expansionism.

https://www.somalispot.com/threads/oromos-on-the-streets-in-large-numbers-land-expansion-plans-foiled.177064/

Aurelian said: The attack by civilians on Oromos in Somalia will certainly fuel ethnic hatred in Oromia and Ethiopia in general against other Somalis.

LOL You are always sympathising with Oromos, very interesting. What attacks? Hmmmm? The only attacks have been the other way round with Oromo terrorists, Oromo cannibals and Oromo violent land expansionism. :putinigga:

Very spicy, could Aurelian be an Oromo sympathiser? :marseydetective: He replies to another user accusing him of harbouring anti-Somali sentiments for our Cushitic cousins:

π’π’šπ’’π’‚π’˜π’‚π’— π’Žπ’šπ’—π’—π’’ said:

They are STILL BREAKING LAWS BY BEING AN ILLEGAL. Or do you think Somalia is a brothel where anybody can walk in without permission?

Aurelian said:

no, if they broke the law the law enforcement should deal with them not mobs them with sticks.

https://www.somalispot.com/threads/oromos-on-the-streets-in-large-numbers-land-expansion-plans-foiled.177064/page-4

Another patriot expounds on the current naivety of Somalis:

These guys forget this is third world backwards savage Africa, your bleeding heart liberal antics is misplaced, believe me ain't no naxariisc (empathy) in this cursed God forsaken continent, rn Addis Ababa is surrounded by these pagans, they're kidnapping civilians for ransom, if they can't even have naxariis for the weak (Harari) or their fellow countrymen, why should we? https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738812080B9XkPdunisEYJQ.webp

https://www.somalispot.com/threads/oromos-on-the-streets-in-large-numbers-land-expansion-plans-foiled.177064/post-4250436

The OP of the thread, BASED Puntite Queen asserts that the Great Replacement is occurring right now not only in the suburbs of Galkacyo but in SomaliSpot itself!! :marseypikachu2:

That is precisely why Ethiopia's plan is to send these people to us, to learn our language and then when they are large enough, they overwhelm our security forces and take over for their coastline fantasy. I am sure many more are in hiding. On this forum too.

https://www.somalispot.com/threads/oromos-on-the-streets-in-large-numbers-land-expansion-plans-foiled.177064/post-4250532

One commentator channels his inner Goebbels as he exhorts his countryment to wake up to the Oromo Final Solution! :marseyauthright:

It's shocking to see how many ppl here have naxriis for these vermins. Man up and stop crying like some lil b!tches. If they had the chance to wipe us out completely they would do it. They are a big threat to our nation. A decade didn't even pass since abiy became president and oromos are responsible for the most genocides and mass r*pes in ethiopia. why don't oromos call their own people out when it comes to the aforementioned atrocities against amharas and tigrayans? Or why didn't our so called oromo 'muslim brothers' oppose the MoU deal and side with us? There is no allies in this God forsaken continent. Believe me abiy would start a war against us and he would supply them with weapons but he can't right now because he's fighting against fano and ethiopia is too broke to fight in two frontlines. Just put two and two together and you will realise that these 'miskiins' are nothing more than sleeper cells whose goal is to take our lands. Kudos to PL https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738812080L1r6pDrJ2xy4nQ.webp dadkas ha la tarxiilo

https://www.somalispot.com/threads/oromos-on-the-streets-in-large-numbers-land-expansion-plans-foiled.177064/post-4250756

The last sane Somali on SomaliSpot speaks up and reminds the angry hordes of the unity of Islam !ummah :

>I personally don't give a shit. Dhuulka ilaahi baa leh. Any muslim is my brother and should never get harmed in any way. Simple as this. Resorting to tribalism or ethnocentrism is just how Somalis cope with their sad reality. Galvinising the masses to the point where they feel bold enough to physically assault people in their streets. How is this acceptable ? Everyone should be treated with respect.

https://www.somalispot.com/threads/oromos-on-the-streets-in-large-numbers-land-expansion-plans-foiled.177064/post-4250580

His peaceful response finally brings some levity to the thread as others agree that they might have gone a little too far:

I understand the concerns surrounding Oromo expansionism and tons of undocumented migrants flooding into Somali regions. I don't think most people are saying turn a blind eye and tolerate it or taking issue with safe, legal deportations. The problem is people whipping up Oromo-hate and demonising an entire ethnic group. Someone a few posts before me called them "vermin" and got many upmarseys. People are posting tiktoks and twitter posts of Oromo nationalists saying problematic things to paint a certain picture of them and incite further hatred and suspicion. These are dangerous sentiments that don't align with our morals and values. Which, by the way, come from our religion and not "the liberal West". There's never a justification for dehumanising an entire group of people. :marseypeace:

https://www.somalispot.com/threads/oromos-on-the-streets-in-large-numbers-land-expansion-plans-foiled.177064/post-4250852

I'll call it a day there, plenty more slapfights in that thread for anyone who wants to laugh at more senseless !africans infighting. https://media.tenor.com/4tx62Q1OGzAAAAAx/farmaajo-farmajo.webp

!chuds !nonchuds

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It's time to get them help and show them that Reddit cares

					
					
					
	

				
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Drumpf hung his mugahot in the white house lol
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It has come to my attention that Red Dead 2 has a 2 HOUR LONG UNSKIPPABLE INTRO

What the frick was rockstar smoking? 30 minutes in and I'm ready to uninstall it entirely. I pirated this and still feel ripped off. I've downloaded a save from the real start of the game in the hopes of actual game play, but at this point I don't think the game can recover from this.

And god knows GTA 6 is going to be the exact same sort of clusterfrick

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If my pwost has 1 upmarsey and 1 cwomment iww quit my jwob.
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Europoors Think They Can Become The World's Next Superpower - If They UNITE THEIR POWERS!

					
					

Time to Wake Up: Europe Must Unite and Become a Real Superpower

https://preview.redd.it/time-to-wake-up-europe-must-unite-and-become-a-real-v0-z1m6l5jbm4je1.jpeg?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=1b19fdd57f4effc90ee87a7f27adff70302a661e

6.3k upmarseys and tons of nonsensical rambling.

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:marseyconfused: Elon's not even having s*x with all of these women? :elonsalute:
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German tourist detained by ICE in the USA : europe | Eurostrag comes to the US to illegally work, with the cowtools of her trade. Redditors cry fashism when she's detained

					
					

https://old.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/1in1feb/german_tourist_detained_by_ice_in_the_usa/mc7tr8q/?context=8

TL:DR She posted about how she was going to work illegally and had the cowtools to do so

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wearing the shirt she got from Galentines day :#marseyplaty: !sigmastacies !christians !atheists QUESTION SISTERS: strag patrol or jesussianna feetwashing? :#platywave:

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