I've spent way too much time on this and have a lot of receipts from how you've applied your keys in the past! At least 7 of the keys, maybe 8, clearly favor Trump. Sorry brother, but that's what the keys say. Unless you're admitting they're totally arbitrary? https://t.co/9QqlRUCaqt

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) September 27, 2024

Allan Lichtman is a historian that came up with a set of bullet points he calls "Keys" that will predict the next president to get spots on morning talk shows. He's wrong, r-slurred, and should feel bad about himself. Ironically the keys say Trump will win, but Allan says otherwise.

He's no, he's actually this person. He has a gore site mascot as his PFP. Go through his post. He has multiple accounts to try to intimidate people. This is very much the person he is.

— 8-ʙɪᴛ (@8BitProletariat) September 20, 2024

This guy has been calling @moderator out nonstop for over 24 hours, he thinks every Marsey pfp is @moderator, and he recognizes Marsey as the !wpd cat.

Anyway I'm going through his replies and reportmaxxing calls for violence, you should too.

wtf man? its not even round?? the cheese doesnt cover all the sauce???

seems everyone involved, from the chef to the judges, was drunk as shit

Is…is that allowed?

18 U.S. Code § 597 - Expenditures to influence voting

25 P.S. § 3539

If he's just giving them a hundred bucks and saying here you go that's totally fine

Asking a vote for him is what makes it illegal

Nah. That's true of the federal law but the PA law merely requires the intent to influence.

He's a New York billionaire in (what appears to be) a Dollar Tree in Pennsylvania while campaigning for president. What the heck else would he be doing there other than trying to garner votes?

Prove it beyond a reasonable doubt.

A man like himself probably has countless examples of donations over the decades

Oof. Be careful moving the goalposts so quickly. It can be a real strain on your back.

Proof is not my responsibility, nor is it even possible for some random person on the internet to acquire. An actual investigation would require access to the videos clearly being recorded, interviews with those who were present, and other things which I, a layperson, could not reasonably possess.

However, given his history of mental instability, his penchant for committing felonies, and his absolute disregard for the rule of law in pursuit of acquisition or retention of power... I think we can comfortably say that (while we cannot prove it beyond a reasonable doubt) it is reasonable, if not likely, that his intention was to exchange money for votes.

that's not moving the goalpost you r-slur

It literally is. The burden of proof is on the person accusing somebody of a crime. It's innocent until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt

No goal posts are being moved

This is America mother fricker

I can guarantee you it's not his own money.

>politician not using his own money

That's the only way his voters will ever get their donation money back

>i am once again asking for your financial support

sorry i meant

Is buying votes legal?

it's not. but this isn't buying votes.

Holy heck his tiny hands make that dollar bill look big

Redditors when you bodyshame: >:(

Redditors when you bodyshame Trump: :)

Which, I believe, is against the law. Then again, once a felon always a felon.

God forbid a dude gives a dollar out yall are wacko

150 karma after 4 years.

is that supposed to be an insult?

I'd say thax sill voting for Harris

I'd crumple it up and very carefully toss it back to him while holding eye contact. Seeing his response would easily be worth the money for me

Age 29

timestamp

• buys house sight unseen with divorce bucks (330,000/600,000)

• 100,000 more renovating since it was a disaster

• the rest on "spending"

• was spending 5000 a month in past relationship

timestamp

• together for 10, married for 5

• met when she was 19 and he was 40

• "So I definitely think I was groomed in the beginning"

• "So he used money to control me" timestamp

• "He thought that I was cheating on him" claims she wasn't

• thinks she should have taken more

More divorce details timestamp

Debt deets timestamp

CC - $29,294/$29,500, just purchased 6,000 more onto it, 793 interest each month, 3000 this year so far

• "I didn't understand how interest works when I started that card" timestamp

• "Explain interest to me" - she tries

• Transactions get read off - timestamp

• Notable - Sims micro-transactions, "I own all the expansions," Pelaton subscription, $100 "Waterbean" coffee, ChatGPT subscription

• Trying to dispute a LinkedIn Premium she forgot to cancel, Caleb presses her

• "What is the difference between paying something with my debit card and using my credit card?" timestamp

• "I get airline miles which is how I flew here"

• "I have like 400,000 airline miles"

• 2 Cars, both on her credit since his was bad he drives one timestamp

  • 1727 due on his car,

  • 2 months past due - On autopay but there wasn't money so it didn't get paid, claims she's paid it now since husband got 4k on first paycheck (normally 3300, thinks 58,000 yearly), band director, musician on side ("percussionist"),

  • Mazda SUV, $34,000,

  • more than $800 minimum payment a month she doesn't know specifics, 10% interest rate

    • Was underwater on previous car, rolled over onto this one? High twenties purchase price on this car

  • Mazda 3 (2024), hers timestamp

    • Regrets purchasing this one

    • Old car was fully paid off 2016 Mazda 3, she wanted a new car because husband got a new car

    • Worth 28,000 and 18,000 left on it

• purchased a sofa with a subwoofer (using CC) when she had divorce bux

• 4 dogs and 2 cats

• "I'm allergic to both dogs and cats and pollen and trees and grass" timestam

Other CCs not paid off but not as gigantic, not as interesting

How much do you think you spent in a month? timestamp

• thinks 5 or 6 thousand, it's actually $10,333

• Presses the b-word on why she's not actually trying to fix things timestamp

"I had heard about debt consolidation" timestamp

Investing timestamp

• Does not know what an index fund is

• Does not know what the S&P 500 is. "Is that like stocks?"

• "I have like Starbucks stocks, I think, maybe"

Tries to ask her about the school's band timestamp

Caleb went to same Uni as husband at the same time, shits on the music program there and their football program timestamp

• She found him through tiktok, "every time he hears your voice he's like turn that off"

• Caleb recognizes him

• Husband says "his voice is annoying"

• Ton of student loan debt, got a Master's - has not been making payments? On some income-based thing?

  • "Hopefully like there is a change in presidency" timestamp

Went to Europe last summer timestamp

• ran up CC balance

• "money doesn't go as far as I thought"

Budget Breakdown

• Mentions that she didn't know property tax existed?

Horse fact:

Some horses are smaller than tires

!horsefrickers

The primary issue with the "woke is making video game women uglier" argument is that it's simply not true. Graphics have progressed and now women in games look more realistic. Some men are deranged and aren't sexually attracted to human women and they don't like this pointed out. https://t.co/g0ku5TkbMK

— Not a Good Jewish Girl 🇮🇱✡️ (@estherzelda0514) September 18, 2024

Our Jewish girl names the incel™ for the reason

G*mers point that the glorious Japanese show REALwomen

There seems to be some noticing going on when it comes to male models

!g*mers please sign

Canadian Authorities have released the only Image captured of an Unidentified Aerial Phenomena (UAP) was Downed by a U.S. Air Force F-22 “Raptor” Stealth Fighter last February over the Yukon Territory of Northern Canada; with this Object, which has been dubbed UAP-23, being only… pic.twitter.com/iQHKdP5526

— OSINTdefender (@sentdefender) September 25, 2024

!pinggrouplovers

!jidf is jealous Israel didn't get to kill them first

Industrialism is indeed a conservative value, and that's why conservatism is an worthless shell of an ideology.

"Let's keep things the same," they seem to say, even as progressives march us into total oblivion. "Ok, that's enough - no more!" But they only slow the march… https://t.co/A3FuRSBmzF

— 𝙷𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚖𝚊𝚗 (@shagbark_hick) September 28, 2024

R/Detroit Sneeding

Local TV Article/Clip: Super fans furious after Detroit 'Bridgerton' ball is a bust

Hollywood Reporter Writeup

Xitter Thread By One of the Scammed Attendees

Video of the Stripper They Inexplicably Hired as Entertainment

Two TikToks Sneeding About It

volcel if you wouldnt, aint neighbors saying no to tard kitty !moidmoment !ranchers !asians

Also, this absolute trainwreck of a no-life autismo NEET fatty ascended with MULTIPLE foids Mormon-style just by simply existing in Japan, if Chibi can do it, then anyone can do it. @lain

Meanwhile Kiwispics be like:

>NOOOOOO YOU RACE MIXING BIPOCJEWISH CHAD YOU MUST ONLY PROCREATE WITH HUWITE WOMEN TO THE HUWITE RACE JUST LIKE A PROUD SINO-LATINX ARYAN WARRIOR LIKE ME, YOU JUST CANT GO OUT AND SOCIALIZE WITH FRIENDS AND HAVE A LOVING GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE..... BECAUSE YOU JUST CANT OKAY?

I feel like a lot of this is kind of her own doing. If she wasn't chronically on social blathering ever single thought that runs through her head, much or the backlash that's been thrown at her just wouldn't exist. She sounds like an immature teenager, not a seasoned 26 year old who had been working hard to get where she is for years. I'm normally not in favor of telling women to shut the frick up, but she kinda needs a lesson in shutting the frick up to be honest... Or I guess a real social media manager would work too.

https://old.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1fmj9n5/tifu_by_giving_a_blowjob/

Tl;dr: neighbour wanted sucky fricky, foid would not give sucky fricky unless he looked her in the eye like it's an execution, actually ends up being an execution as the guy passes out from being too stimulated. Rushed to the hospitals.

Most redditors make extremely unfunny remarks, but some debate whether having to maintain eye contact is sexual assault:

https://old.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1fmj9n5/tifu_by_giving_a_blowjob/lob2cri/?context=8

The roles would mot be reversed because no horny moid would care about stupid eye contact while he is munching on litty. Though obviously, this would not stop MRAs from violently jerking off to their crossdressing fantasies.

https://old.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1fmj9n5/tifu_by_giving_a_blowjob/lobv5es/?context=8

Is everyone on reddit acoustic?

https://old.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1fmj9n5/tifu_by_giving_a_blowjob/loc2z0j/?context=8

Yup, they are.

Though our neighbour is not necessarily convinced this is some not other trendy mental illness

Not sure I have autism.

Might just be adhd mixed with intimacy issues lol.

• Someone chimes in to explain how this is in fact sexual coercion:

https://old.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1fmj9n5/tifu_by_giving_a_blowjob/lobivg2/?context=8

Forgets the s*x part in sexual coercion:

https://old.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1fmj9n5/tifu_by_giving_a_blowjob/lobjj05/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1fmj9n5/tifu_by_giving_a_blowjob/lob2nqk/?context=8

No is no!!!!!!

https://old.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1fmj9n5/tifu_by_giving_a_blowjob/lob4y3o/?context=8

Still wanted the blowie obviously, just did not want to do stupid foid shit

Redditor explains the behaviour of the moid menace

https://old.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1fmj9n5/tifu_by_giving_a_blowjob/lobempp/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1fmj9n5/tifu_by_giving_a_blowjob/lob6iol/?context=8

What about the man????

https://old.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1fmj9n5/tifu_by_giving_a_blowjob/lob703z/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1fmj9n5/tifu_by_giving_a_blowjob/lob7r32/?context=8

This is just as stupid, Probably just wanted to say cunnilingus

I feel the same way. Saying you will stop the cunnilingus is not a threat or coercion, s*x is not a given. If I push your logic saying you won't have s*x with someone if they don't wear a condom is coercion. She is allowed to refuse giving a blowjob without eye contact.

you only say you feel the same way because it would look bad for you to be a hypocrite.

>Ask question

>Receive answer

>This is actually wrong

A bunch of people continue debating the gender reversal bullshit

https://old.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1fmj9n5/tifu_by_giving_a_blowjob/lob4i0y/?context=8

Someone points out foid is stupid for expecting emotional intimacy with a peepee in her mouth

https://old.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1fmj9n5/tifu_by_giving_a_blowjob/lobdfjb/?context=8

It's not sexual assault, it's obviously r*pe

https://old.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1fmj9n5/tifu_by_giving_a_blowjob/lobatzm/?context=8

Op argues with commenters for like 20 depth, because he is too much of a kitty, devolves into his r*pe fantasy at some point

https://old.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1fmj9n5/tifu_by_giving_a_blowjob/lobewn7/?context=8

Eventually commenter sums up the thread quite well

https://old.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1fmj9n5/tifu_by_giving_a_blowjob/lobgai7/?context=8

Neighbor writes a whole article on the nature of r*pe

https://old.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1fmj9n5/tifu_by_giving_a_blowjob/lobsuom/?context=8

Why the frick is this written like the abstract of an academic paper, do people talk like this?

I'm never inviting you to my Christmas party.

Chad says it how it is:

https://old.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1fmj9n5/tifu_by_giving_a_blowjob/lobaoxw/?context=8

This sums up most of the arguing, but there is a bunch more along the same vein.

Gunshots fired into Kamala Harris' campaign office in Arizona.

Follow: @AFpost pic.twitter.com/DpPqX6FdHF

— AF Post (@AFpost) September 25, 2024

!kino !bookworms !ringbearers AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

What is this shit?

Crazy how America is an uneducated, stupid dystopia yet consistently laps Europoor countries in recovering from things like COVID and the 2008 financial crisis. Fricking Alabama has more economic resilience than the biggest European economies.

I like to find videos of cats that have little to no views/comments and i try my best to give them praise.

1k subs community post

3k subs community post

This one is kind of sad and i was so excited to share this page with you, but then i was reading through their community notes.

I will explain:

This is Luna, a Maine coon brand cat

This orange(tabby?) Is McCoy

They were taking care of a cat that seems more of a special rescue kitty but unfortunately it passed away.

I was so sad when that hit me, as i understand these people were trying to share their kitties over gaining monetary value and shame ful videos exploiting their animals, that seems like the opposite of their true intentions, so it always gets to me personally when i take notice of whats going on in their videos.

They spent '2.5 years' taking care of Luna before she sadly passed away.

The orange cat, McCoy, is still star og the videos and i wanted to share them with toy.

Here is their first short video:

Im sorry if this was kinda sad, my intention was onky to share the cat video and i had to do a little reasearch first.

I feel like i missed something so i will edit it if i find out what it is, thank you!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13874927/teachers-schoolboys-traditional-gendered-roles-family-r*pe-toxic-masculinity.html

MEET RIYA BARDE AKA AROHI BARDE AKA BANNA SHAIKH FROM BANGLADESH

SHE & HER 3 FAMILY MEMBERS HAVE BEEN STAYING ILLEGALLY IN INDIA BY FORGING PASSPORT, AADHAAR & ALMOST ALL DOCUMENTS

SHE FILED FALSE CASES ON 2 MEN

THEY SOUGHT HELP

TODAY SHE GOT ARRESTED BY @ThaneCityPolice pic.twitter.com/bBkYF6asW1

— Deepika Narayan Bhardwaj (@DeepikaBhardwaj) September 26, 2024

Media industry chad rekt

Not my problem

Strongest MRA in vishwaguru being a woman is still so funny Not all wymyn

Queen shit. Be proud!

/u/BPRcomesPPandDSL join rDrama please. Where was the doctor from?

!redscarepod

https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1fmhosh/all_massshooters_are_middle_class/lobcwk6/?context=8

do not drink starbucks coffee. theyre putting mold and chemicals in the fricking nozzles.

that is fricking all

!friendsofspiderman