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Most mentally stable leftoid Redditor

					
					

>literally nothing happens

>Calls out of work for stress because le orange man

>Redditor knows "revolutionaries"

>They are all drug addicts alcoholics

Just lmao

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Dear Canadia

Hey neighbor! Since I am one of the only normal people on this site I thought I would give you guys a quick reality check on current affairs.

1. Mexico is more important than Canada. At least Mexicans have Mexican food. All Canadians have is bad driving and false sense of superiority and endless amounts of Chinese bug people.

2. Canada is a not a serious country to us. Canada is and will always be a joke to America. You are irrelevant 20th century leftovers that only get to live in Canada because nobody else wants to. Its a frozen wasteland filled with mountainous terrain.

3. Canada is a complete shit hole. You might have teenagers fooled on Reddit, but the rest of us have made the unfortunate mistake of visiting your cursed land of mediocre socialism. Your food sucks, your music sucks, your drinks suck, your venues fricking suck, your roads suck, your drivers are the worst. Canada is purgatory realized. Even the fricking orange juice tastes like shit.

So please I know reddit has blown up that off-brand europoor ego of yours, but trust me, it's not reality.

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A goth is now unhoused!
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People are still making jokes about that cringy Anonymous video :marseyanon:
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The new administration assembled by President Donald Trump boasts a combined net worth of at least $11.8 billion. The collective wealth of the potential 2024 cabinet is unprecedented for The Cabinet of the United States. Senate confirmation hearings are currently underway in Washington, D.C. β€” and the potential conflicts of interest for these cabinet members are a fraught topic. We dived into the financial reports and investing strategies of this new administration to understand their financial backgrounds and what this could mean for potential conflicts of interest and insider trading while in office.

Findings

Crypto Enthusiasts :marseyemojirofl:

One finding is that President Trump's nominees are crypto enthusiasts. Data on the stock portfolios of Trump's cabinet nominees tells us that almost half of them have significant crypto holdings. Among the greatest is Sean Duffy, Trump's nominee for Secretary of the Department of Transportation, who holds up to $1.1 million in Bitcoin.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739987206vUVPIuiFPNffmQ.webp

Media Wealth

The second, and less startling finding is that the wealth of the nominees is disproportionately from roles in media. Nominated Secretary of the Department of Defense Pete Hegseth made over $4 million in the past two years as a FOX News Host, based on a recent Office of Government Ethics filing. Nominee Tulsi Gabbard earned over $1 million this year from book advances and speeches β€” most of which for the Republican Party.

Notable Members and Controversies

Robert F. Kennedy Jr β€” Health and Human Services Secretary (confirmed)

  • Nominated in November for the position of health secretary

  • Cleared the Senate by a razor‐thin 14–13 vote

  • Net worth is about $15 million

  • Controversial views scrutinizing the efficacy of vaccines

  • Received backlash for ties to Wisner Baum, an LA-based personal injury law firm

  • Holds a Bitcoin position worth over $5 million

  • Opposition from the scientific and medical communities persists

Pete Hegseth β€” Secretary of Defense

  • High-profile figure and Fox News co-host of "Fox and Friends"

  • Received over $4.6 million from Fox News as an annual salary across the past two years

  • Holds between $5,000 and $15,000 in Bitcoin income

  • Controversies for financial mismanagement and accusations of sexual misconduct

Tulsi Gabbard β€” National Intelligence (nominated)

  • Earnings in the past year have exceeded $1.2 million

  • Passed the Senate committee vote last week, approving her nomination

  • Main source of income: speaking fees and book royalties related to the Republican party

  • Nearly $300,000 from an advance on her 2024 book "For Love of Country: Leave the Democratic Party Behind"

Pam Bondi β€” Attorney General (confirmed)

  • Net worth of $18 million

  • Worked with the Trump administration for several years

  • Made more than $3 million from the recent merger of Trump's Truth Social platform

  • Disclosed owning between $2 million and $10 million in shares of Trump Media & Technology Group stock

Scott Bessent β€” Secretary of the Treasury (confirmed)

  • Net worth of at least $500 million

  • Wealth originates from years in hedge fund management

  • Holds over $50 million in ETFs and investments in major currencies

  • Holds between $250,000 and $500,000 in Bitcoin

Linda McMahon β€” Secretary of Education (nominated)

  • Estimated worth upwards of $3 billion

  • Earnings from co-founding World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE)

  • Holds significant investments in TKO Group Holdings and bonds supporting universities

Doug Burgum β€” Interior Secretary (confirmed)

  • Earned over $2 million last year from businesses and investments

  • Significant investments in technology stocks including Netflix, Alphabet, Apple, and Adobe

Sean Duffy β€” Secretary of Transportation (confirmed)

  • Recently pledged to divest from investments in technology stocks

  • Numerous investments in cryptocurrency, including up to $500,000 in Bitcoin

Howard Lutnick β€” Commerce Secretary (nominated)

  • Net worth of $2 billion

  • CEO of Cantor Fitzgerald and BGC Group

  • Holds over 800 separate positions across various companies

  • Vocal supporter of cryptocurrency, particularly Tether

Where to Look Next

Public disclosure of funds allows us to examine the financial profiles for the new cabinet of the United States. Looking at the potential cabinet members holistically, it is apparent that they are united by holding large amounts of wealth. Some of this wealth, of course, will have to be divested if taking office. The Office of Government Ethics requires officials to divest from funds which may pose a conflict of interest β€” a move which many of Trump's nominees will see as costly.

!chuds !nonchuds discuss

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what an original story
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Kiwifarms shares a story

"During that whole "white terrorism in gaming" thing where people honestly believed a 13 old girl was gang r*ped in a Games Workshop while all the g*mers chanted "Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed" I created an account there and made a few rather innocuous posts.

I was banned within like 3 hours with the ban reason being "Eh, probably a troll account.""

Did anyone here about this madness? It sounds like an amazing moral panic.

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:soyjaktantrum:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739562100zZYfHW7-OgtvSw.webp

:marseygiggle:

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Is that a jar with the RIGHT OPINION (TM) on it? OMG I'm gonna tiiip :soyjakwow: :shutupandtakemymoney:

					
					
					
	

				
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What do yall think of stone toss
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:marseylaptopsad2:"I can't lose weight on 800-1000 calories a day" :marseychonkernoticeme: :fatguy:

					
					

Lmao, she must just either guess-timate her calories or not include drinks lol

Everyne in the thread talks about how they are totally the 0.01% of the population that doesn't follow thermodynamics

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Jaden Smith's outfit STUNS at 67th annual Grammy's
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wage wars, get rich, die handsome

(trans lives matter)

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Crossed out: Why does Christianity get erased from the history of British social reform? : ukpolitics

					
					

https://old.reddit.com/r/badhistory/comments/1inyz31/buckbreaking_or_the_true_story_of_why_no_one_else/

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Egyptcel taxi driver cooms IRL when he sees thigh flesh :marseybooba: :rape: :rape: :rape:

					
					
					
	

				
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In 2009, all Asians in the US had was Joy Luck Club, pandas and "azn." Complete cultural irrelevance and felt like representation peaked in the 90s.

Since then Asian Americans were a major part of some of the defining subcultures of the 2010s: raving, streetwear and designer fashion, anime, K-pop, gaming/streaming, tech bros, millennial wanderlust, MUA YouTube, "cool" chefs and campus politics.

Since the 2020s Asians have continued to take Ws while avoiding any backlash. The newest American ultra billionaire is Asian and is perhaps the only tech billionaire that isn't hated by most of the country, yet. Trump lost in 2020 in part due to backlash from healthcare workers, TikTok lovers and the optics of "Kung Flu" while winning in 2024 by softening on China and Tiktok. Stop Asian Hate was genuinely the last moment of left idpol unity before its collapse and that fake crisis was endorsed even by conservatives who focused on "who exactly are beating up Asians in SF πŸ€”." Asian directors won best picture three years in a row without any DEI accusations. Asians shifted right in 2024 and successfully rolled back Affirmative Action alongside whites but the focus is only on Arabs and Latinx for "betraying" the coalition. Even in this current moment Indian hate in the US and Canada is at all time high while Asians (who drive up the cost of housing more than Indians I bet) are enjoying record high Q scores. All while the stereotypical "virgin" has slowly shifted from pittiable East Asian math nerd to detestable South Asian bobs and vagene type. The entire political spectrum sees East Asian countries as the pinnacle of culture and India as a smelly den of male feminists. Jews are kicked out of leftism for their loyalty to a Muslim oppressing ethnostate while activists download little redbook. Every town has multiple boba shops and the number continues to increase.

Not sure if it's all a psyop or the payoff of several decades of keeping your head down and doing your homework but I'm wondering how much longer it can continue.

:!#speechbubble:

https://preview.redd.it/51mvc8xcwek31.jpg?auto=webp&s=c852d1a2ce042d5c422449c49d96de25c71a16ee

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A remaining chud posting a final gem on a board while it's being heavily raided (circa 2024)
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Palantir's Peculiar Sales-Pitch

trans lives matter this savage review is for @neoliberalism_is_punk_af I haven't read this book and my main take on Palantir is that it's actually Oracle but somehow convinced the world it's SPECTRE

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this is cirno
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Do you have ears, 30 seconds, and want to earn dramacoin in increments of 500? READ THIS THREAD :kremcoin: :dkcoin: :donkeykongbanana2:

Years ago I ripped the DKD soundtrack off YouTube by searching various things + also took requests from people here and then I renamed the files to basic, ordered numbers because that seemed to make the most sense. You can see this here:

https://fsdfsd.net/MarseyWorld/MarseyWorld/src/branch/master/files/assets/events/DKD/music

However

I want to add the Now Playing to the bottom of the page, a really small footer with a cute lil equalizer graphic or something beside it. This will apply to all holigays. But it's DKD right now so let's tackle that.

Identify the tracks, include a link to the youtube video it came from to prove you're not full of shit. 500:kremcoin: per track identified. Obviously tell me which file the link corresponds to.

Do as many or as few as you want, some are actually really easy like the fricking DKC Funky's Flights theme.

Be first or be broke.

Thank you me because this is all happening as I have had a tab open since yesterday morning with some sort of Kong remix playing and I need to know what it is because it's SO GOOD.

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Do you have a piss bucket?

If you don't, why? Men from all walks of life have a piss collector for man reasons. I have a few gallons of beer piss cuz no bathroom in the shop. I plan on finding a homeless person and showering them with it.

Whats your problem?

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:marppy: Drama Report: 2025-02-04 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

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πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯Dear Americans. You will NEVER be forgiven./r/AskCanada (52K)47%20248
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πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜The entire area around The White House is blocked off and restricted./r/pics (32M)62%10134
πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜The Best Way To Talk With A Fascist/r/theviralthings (173K)63%3745
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜How can I, 20F, best handle misogynistic comments from my 20M boyf.../r/Advice (2M)56%1681
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜My husband's Trump obsession has turned our home into a MAGA shrine.../r/stories (484K)60%1351
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜MAGA and Pro Trump restaurants to avoid?/r/ChicagoSuburbs (197K)61%1377
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Karoline Leavitt out the INSANE priorities of USAID over the years:.../r/XGramatikInsights (124K)59%1030
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜This is why I elected Donald J. Trump. Shut the IRS and Intelligenc.../r/conspiracy (3M)59%897
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Canada folded in a day./r/conspiracy (3M)54%698

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ”˜Dear Americans. You will NEVER be forgiven./r/AskCanada (52K)47%20248
πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Does anyone have a list of MAGA companies to not support?/r/Kirkland (8K)56%364
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜WY AA Bill allowing CRNAs to Supervise AAs passes Senate 29-2/r/srna (7K)46%129
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Canadians - if you feel the need to cancel your order VS is accomod.../r/VinegarSyndromeFilms (8K)54%141
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜The Best Way To Talk With A Fascist/r/theviralthings (173K)63%3745
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Local businesses to avoid?/r/Durango (10K)53%115
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Florida Panthers in the Oval Office/r/FloridaPanthers (35K)57%485
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜For anyone who can't make it to gump let's head downtown here/r/MobileAL (32K)50%353
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Snyderverse parallels. Brilliantly written and flawlessly executed..../r/SnyderCut (21K)56%252
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Am I a loser for playing Video games/r/AskGames (45K)52%468

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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