I am deleting them now because if they're being shadow banned and not eliciting a response then all it is is a media circus at the expense of the kids.

— 𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳ (@Grimezsz) February 20, 2025

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According to BBC Newsnight, Britain's socialist government are considering ending their security partnership with the U.S. unless Donald Trump distances himself from Elon Musk's views on grooming gangs.pic.twitter.com/024Qbg1iaH

— Ben Kew (@ben_kew) January 7, 2025

Lots of seething bongs in the replies

Imagine thinking nobody opposed this until Tommy, Elon and Donald came along.

— Wandering Dalesman (@WanderingD83) January 7, 2025

Tommy isna cokehead who deserves to be in jail for breaking the law.

He is friends with convicted child groomers and has nearly collapsed several trials.

— Wandering Dalesman (@WanderingD83) January 7, 2025

Time for the UK to remove its support from the USA until it brings the mass killing of children to an end by its unhinged and mental population. pic.twitter.com/9Lu6lv8YdH

— Fórcola (@Frcola1) January 7, 2025

America isn’t a free country.

Robinson isn’t a political prisoner. Why are you defending someone that set up the UKs biggest libertarian ring? Maybe google that.

The UK should re-evaluate its relationship with the US until you get a handle on your mass murder of children problem

— Fórcola (@Frcola1) January 7, 2025

They're eating the cats and the dogs, too! Watch out!! Be scared

(More tax cuts for the super rich that rob the treasury just passed, never you mind lass, there's a culture war to fight)

— sauce lord 🧙🏻‍♂️ (@cilantro_daddy) January 7, 2025

Typical MAGA r-slurs - although I agree the US and UK should distance themselves from each other. Hopefully Trump will be suitably obnoxious and hasten the divorce from both ends. The UK belongs in Europe, not as a US proxy, but Trump will have to do the kicking...

— fractious_celt 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇸 🇪🇺 (@DarenSwanick) January 7, 2025

You fricking idiot. The US is rotten to the core. You don't have values. How many of your children get murdered in schools every year?

— Mike (@MikePea73444529) January 7, 2025

You don't protect anything in the US.

Homicide rate US: 5.6
Homicide rate UK: 1.4

— Globalist (@Globali93253904) January 7, 2025

Ours don't die when they're at school though... sooooo .... yanno

— Bear Necessities (@BearNecessity3) January 7, 2025

You didn't protect your own children from the trans mob who cut off girl's breasts. When you attack us don't forget that you're also attacking right wingers here. Tommy Robinson is English and is in jail like many others here. Did you go to jail against the trans stuff?

— 99RedPills GoBy (@9Goby93813) January 7, 2025

No I'm clickbaiting frick off

cc: @HOHOHOTEP (kiII yourself)

re: https://rdrama.net/post/322375/fun-christmas-contest-coming

This year for Fistmas we are doing something new, simple enough for everyone to participate in, and hopefully fun

The UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER CONTEST.

@JoyceCarolOates has very cheerfully created the Marseys wearing unadorned sweaters below for you to make any of them into WHATEVER YOU WANT:

EDIT: PATTERNED VERSIONS FROM @BussyBoy

Design an ugly Christmas sweater for her. Or even a very nice Christmas sweater, I don't care. Post it in this thread and also submit it as an emoji making sure to include "XMASSWEATER" as a tag. Your prize is the badge you see in this thread and 500dc.

Once they're all in I think I'd like to make either some margin art with them or maybe a happy sidebar image or ten or an animation or something idk. You're welcome to do the same.

Anyway like I said, simple.

RULES

• Must be in by 12/24/2024.

• I know I said "everyone can participate" but don't just draw a fricking line or something, at least TRY to make it look like an ugly Christmas sweater.

• That's literally it, merry Fistmas.

!everyone

>White Supremacist

Holy mother of reddit, this reply is the personified

>MySpace emos of the 2000s became the "queer community" of 2020s social media

"It's not like he killed anyone" yes he did you chud bigot, posting mean tweets towards tranx folx is genocide and makes you as evil as Hitler and Pol Pot

No, as long as they still have access to their MCU merch and UberEats, ledditors do not get tired, fighting back against online bigots is their reason to live.

LAST COMMENT HAS BREACHED CHUD CONTAINMENT

>mfw when I die I will be regarded as a terminally neurodivergent BBC/BWC poster on an obscure subreddit splinter website

!transphobes !chuds !trump2024 !project2025 !music

This is one of the most amazing things I’ve ever seen pic.twitter.com/0wkJA1TLt0

— Lauren McKenzie (@TheMcKenziest) February 4, 2025

!gaystapo !besties who else would do this

You know what that means? Time... To... GOON!!!

I got a mild tummy ache but I'm still going to GOON because I'm too lazy to go take a shit but I'm not too lazy to GOON. Sheeit it's the weekend so I can GOON all night and then SLEEP all day on Sunday. If you're tryna GOON and you need some COOMpacks hit me up (Whatsapp only).

It turns out, I wasn't the first to think of this shit. And the lil GOONERS have perfected it. I can COOM easy knowing that this time honored tradition will be upheld by future generations.

Ready to GOON with no headphones.

Like, u get off the beach and u and ywour shit is cwowored in sand. Weww just swipe ywour cwedit card fwor $1.50 and u've gwot an air wand that can bwow aww of the sand out of ywour shit. As a bwonyus u can use it two inflate innyer tubes and other beach twoys.

Im thinking abwout it. Im alswo sick and fuww of DXM.

Think abwout it.

The /r/news mods keep locking and removing every post about this. Here's one:

• https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1ido1pz/man_who_burned_quran_shot_dead_in_sweden/?sort=controversial

The /r/europe mods are doing the same:

• https://old.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/1idmhlw/man_who_burned_quran_shot_dead_in_sweden/

/r/WorldNews has two posts about it though:

• https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1idksap/man_who_burned_quran_shot_dead_in_sweden/

• https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1idisls/salwan_momika_man_who_burnt_quran_in_2023/?sort=controversial

Not a good day to be an ex-Muslim:

• https://old.reddit.com/r/exmuslim/comments/1idkslx/imagine_escaping_islamists_in_iraq_only_to_find/

• https://old.reddit.com/r/exmuslim/comments/1idhir4/salwan_momika_shot_dead_in_sweden/

• https://old.reddit.com/r/exmuslim/comments/1idkl6u/salwan_momikas_death_tells_us_how_unsafe_we_are/

!asians

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Hmm, my dogs don't shit or puke on the floor unless they are sick. They don't ruin anything. They don't shed or make a mess. One of my guys is a bit of a barker, but he makes less noise than the neighbors motorcycle. It's fine for you to not like them but your reasons are stupid. (-22)

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At least they're useful, unlike cats. You have my upmarsey.Edit: Downmarsey me all you want lol. Whether you like it or not, dogs are far more useful than cats. (-30)

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Clearly you haven't met a dog that loves you unconditionally and is your best friend. Dogs are awesome (-36)

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I've owned dogs for most of my life. My family had rescue greyhounds & stray mutts. All wonderful, sweet, well-behaved animals. Dogs are a lot of responsibility, from training, proper socialization, regular bathing & general health care. Not everyone can handle that responsibility, and some are piss-poor at it. There are a LOT of people who should not own pets, dogs in particular, because they refuse to train them & care for them properly. That being said, I loved dogs up until my mid-30s, when I lived with roommates for a few years. They were pet hoarders & had snakes & cats that they barely cared for. I took on the responsibility of caring for the cats, but I was scared of the snakes. After one of the cats died, one roommate insisted on getting a beagle puppy.Living with that dog was absolutely terrible. They refused to train it, barely walked it, and I had to eat in my room to keep it away from me during meal time. It cried all the time, bayed constantly, shit & pissed everywher... (1)

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Sounds like you have a bad experience with bad owners?I'm not a dog person, but some of your claims aren't correct. I do have a dog though.They don't scream for no reason. Don't shit on the floor except when baby puppies learning to go outside. If a dog is pooping inside, that's a failure on the dog owner to train their dog properly. Same with jumping on people. Cats puke on the floor, not dogs. Barking pisses me off massively, a neighbour half a km away has yappy dogs that never shut up. My dog barks at cars going past which is his job, not many cars as it's country area on a dead end dirt road. Another neighbour has big dogs and I never hear them. Definitely prefer cats. Would never get another dog. (1)

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I wouldn't say I "hate" babies, because hatred is reserved for things I'm morally opposed to. I wish nothing but the best for all babies. I would never hurt a child. But if I went the rest of my life without meeting another baby, I'd be okay with that.My biggest problem is hygiene. It's crazy to me that people keep a little human who has no reservations about spitting up or having diaper accidents on the floor. And even if your baby is perfectly potty-trained, they still bring all sorts of outside germs with them. So you have to sanitize everything constantly or else risk having grime around your living space. Plus, the smell is a real and seemingly unavoidable consequence. Literally every house I've ever been in with more than one baby has it.They're also very loud. They cry and scream for no reason. It's like having a permanent toddler, if your toddler needed constant attention and could destroy your furniture. Someone walking by your house? Crying. Another baby? Crying. Sirens in... (1)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/who_even_cares35

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Young men in New Zealand are all done with the rainbow parades.pic.twitter.com/q3NG2uhUqV

— Billboard Chris 🇨🇦🇺🇸 (@BillboardChris) February 15, 2025

I HATE THE NYPD! Part 1. pic.twitter.com/Oh1XWmD1tp

— 張嘉欣 🇵🇸 (@tateandolia) December 19, 2024

I think I get that it's not supposed to be funny even though it's a comic. The stylization kind of disagrees though? And it seems like it's trying to deliver some sort of punchline? The girl with the new baby looks to be about 10 years old so maybe it's a deep psyop dunking on palestoid depravity but I don't think that's it either

But it can't be taken at face value because literally look at the whole thing, any and all of it. I really did think there was some sort of intended deeper meaning or humor here when I began this thread but I've just had another look and I'm scrolling the comments and it's apparently dreadfully serious and exactly as it appears to be.

There is no dc reward as I solved this mystery myself but the title is good for eyes so it stays.

In closing:

pic.twitter.com/TFBr9PwkR8

— Dan Hentschel (@danghentschel) February 15, 2025

It's called nuance

https://old.reddit.com/r/IsraelPalestine/comments/1iduh13/al_jazeeras_arabic_documentary_about_the_war/

Al jazeera

https://old.reddit.com/r/TrueChristian/comments/1idp1ly/when_and_why_christians_first_demonized_muhammad/

a lot of dummies about to get decapitated

https://old.reddit.com/r/anime_titties/comments/1idtdxm/hamas_has_confirmed_that_its_military_chief/

Hamas fanboys cope that their hero is dead

https://old.reddit.com/r/UnitedNations/comments/1idvcco/netanyahu_furious_about_chaotic_handover_of/

Defund the un

https://old.reddit.com/r/IsraelPalestine/comments/1idpszo/israel_did_not_commit_the_crime_of_genocide/

Israel isn't committing genocide but they should down boy

https://old.reddit.com/r/Thailand/comments/1idrw4g/five_thai_hostages_released_by_hamas_after_over/

Thai cucks

https://old.reddit.com/r/Jewish/comments/1idor7i/dont_know_where_i_can_stand_anymore/

American leftist Jews cope that they suck and are about to die

https://old.reddit.com/r/IsraelPalestine/comments/1idrh8y/palestinians_are_innocent_their_leaders_are_not/

I'm not bothering with this one

Probably employs the same people you get from rent-a-drunk temp agencies.

Sadly, looks like we won't be getting any totes authentic grassroots kitty hat marches for the inauguration.

Protesters-for-hire firm sees dropoff in inquiries from Democratic groups 'dejected' after 2024 election loss

https://www.foxnews.com/media/protesters-hire-firm-dropoff-inquiries-democratic-groups-dejected-election-loss

I wonder how much it would cost to hire them to spam bardfinn with ywnbaw posting?

Or carp ig, do we need loggenincel mode enabled?

Satanic Panic 2.0 will be upon us faster than you think. pic.twitter.com/cujE1JZAmm

— Hypnotic (@RealHypnotic1) February 9, 2025

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kingdom-come-deliverance.39433/page-250

No, we are all being played. I was there at GG1, I know how he did it. We have to stop. He’s using everyone. I said this to Endy too. Vavra is a two faced opportunist.

— Grummz (@Grummz) February 8, 2025

Interesting how videogames were super important to idiots like this until they got what THEY wanted. Now that their side is losing, they wheel out the old "Its just videogames. Why do you care so much?" argument. Every single time. https://t.co/gXbBwzbBPH

— The Critical Drinker (@TheCriticalDri2) February 9, 2025

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kingdom-come-deliverance.39433/page-243