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These people should be punished according to druidic law

https://old.reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/1djhs5v/stonehenge_covered_in_paint_by_just_stop_oil/

Which wasn't written down so I can make up whatever bullshit I want

https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1djhxpd/just_stop_oil_activists_spray_orange_paint_over/

Which means we should split open their chest cavity, pull all non-essential guts out, and shove a large ferret inside them

https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1djhxpd/just_stop_oil_activists_spray_orange_paint_over/

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Will writing explicit, politically-inspired fanfiction raise a red flag?

I wrote a 20k fanfiction about the (personified) US and USSR having gay s*x.

I wish this was satire.

I already deleted the work, but I really miss it. Will republishing and continuing it be a red flag for my SC?

Edit: Yes, I'm aware it's cringe. I came here for answers. If I wanted to be judged I'd go talk to my parents.

Unless you're asked if you ever wrote gay s*x fanfics, there's no need to bring this up and there's nowhere on an SF86/equip where this is asked. Worrying about this is a colossal waste of your time and nerves.

You should repost it because I think that shit is hilarious and no one cares about that kind of stuff.

If by some insane miracle your investigator finds out and asks you about it, just be honest and open. I promise they don't care, they just want to make sure you can't be blackmailed over it.

Assuming the US is the one taking topsies in your fic. Otherwise there may be questionable loyalties. /s

Ok, this was extremely helpful. Thank you!

And if that's the case my country getting creampied may be a dealbreaker. God forgive me for writing that.

I need to read this

They're switches, if that gives you enough imagery. NATO walks in on them at one point.

You're fine, even if you post it. One thing that may be a problem, although you didn't address it, is whether you have a problem with anyone finding out about it. If so (for example if you were "outed" publicly, to your mother, other family, friends, employer, etc.), how much of a problem would that be for you? Would you "do" anything to prevent it? Blackmail is a big concern when it comes to embarrassing pasts. If you're simply embarrassed but would just accept it, you're fine.

Would I be embarrassed? Absolutely. Would I be embarrassed to the extent that I would sacrifice any info to keep it from being released? Absolutely not.

My biggest worry is the idea that any future employer would take my 3 AM thoughts and think it's how I feel about all countries mentioned. WHICH I DO NOT.

Whatever you're ashamed of, whatever fears you possess, can be used against you.

North Korea is a dom with a thing for latex, though, right?

No, he's a teenage little shrimp that likes sucking up to the USSR. But West Germany does get pegged by Belarus at one point, though.

Ok, I'll admit, now I'm kinda curious.

!forumposters confirmed endangered

https://old.reddit.com/r/DataHoarder/comments/1dj1xkv/internet_forums_are_disappearing_because_now_its/

Basically that if I manage to shag an r-slured special snowflake foid can I get a badge? Still trucel tho

And how does one acquire it?

!metashit !badgemaxxers

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My father was an OB/GYN and he had seen a LOT of crazy things, but the one story that comes to mind follows as such:He was a resident at the time (about 30 years ago) and a woman from a mental health facility was brought into the ER complaining of abdominal pain and experiencing what looked like contractions. He was called down to the ER as it seemed like she was going into labor at first glance.He starts doing the pelvic exam and he sees the baby's head crowning and that they need to deliver immediately in the ER.He instructs the woman to push hard and she pushes and the head pops out. Right into his hands. With no body attached. A nurse screamed and fainted and his chief resident (who was observing) just let out a "oh what the frick now."Apparently the woman was severely disturbed mentally. She wanted to be pregnant so badly that she had pushed a life sized doll head (think like those 4' barbie dolls for little girls) up and wanted to pretend it was her baby when she was delivered.... (201)

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That just reminded me! Never put it inside me, but I used the rumble pack on my N64 controller as a "vibrator". Epona was running into a lot of walls that summer! (4916)

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Swordfighting Chinese dudes on the high seas is based af

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What about a contest where the most downvoted comment gets 1000 dc or something. Or what would be a fun idea for a contest that incidentally shits up reddit?