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Europe is full of Nazis and must be bombed again

					
					
					
	

				
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:marseymilei: Men who eliminated women :marseyelonmusk:
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I've been found out :marseydisintegrate:

!wpd W

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Redactor asks the tough question of the Surgeon General: Well then why don't you show how many calories are in alcoholic beverages? :marseyhmm:

Murthy argues in his advisory, noting alcohol consumption is to blame for nearly one million preventable cancer cases in the U.S. over the last decade. About 20,000 people die every year from those alcohol-related cancer cases

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They expect people who are drinking enough to get cancer from it to be so into the health food craze to be scared of that? You could eat like 2 fewer hot pockets per year and it would do as much good. Most of these people probably smoke, which is where you've actively made a decision that you're okay with getting cancer.

The hypocrisy of this is just astounding. We put warning labels on alcohol products about stuff that everyone knows (you might actually be worse at driving! :marseyshook:) but for some reason reason out of all food and drink, booze has an exception for nutritional information. Why? When did this start? What possible justification is there for this? Why in the frick would you print any kind of warning on it if you won't even just tell women it's going to make them fat? Why do we go through this charade of pretending the government in Elliot Ness when there's tax incentives for the wine industry, the beer industry, the weed industry, the mushroom industry. Extreme taxes on the tobacco industry because I guess they were actually the ones really hurting people.

The Surgeon General's office has not replied to MNN's request for comments.

Also BTW am I literally the first fricking person in America who ever noticed this? I have never in my entire life ever heard anyone notice that alcohol makes your product less regulated.

!boozers !noalcohol

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:marseyflagromania: New election drama plot twist! :ma!rseyelonmusk: Musk is defending us from big meany EU after they stole our elections :mar!seyflageu:

Some former EU something old fart casually admitted that EU was behind the cancelled elections :marseyfluffy: And that they plan to do this to other european countries too. Other countries pre-emptively announced that they discovered russian bot networks influencing their political landscape, and whether is true or not doesn't matter, guess what will happen anyway? :marseydisconcerting: ...or maybe he simply meant that european countries have a way to protect themselves from Russia and gave us as an example. Depends on who you ask I guess :marseyshrug:

No one really reacted here since people choose the interpretation that fits with their worldview and most people are already exhausted and done with the whole mess, regardless of who is actually to blame. But new elections will happen in may, still a long way to go, so maybe some giant scandal will eventually happen. Musk is definitely determined to create one :marseyfsjal: Still, this is a warning. Elections are approaching for other countries too and the question on whether EU or Russia or both is influencing them will be a reoccurring theme. And frankly there are some good chances that this is the last nail in the coffin and that EU won't survive this controversy :marseyflageugenocide:

So, if the Grand European Union will collapse because of this please remember that we started the whole shit and that we're partially to blame for the upcoming disaster. Frick yeah! :marseyflagromania:

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:marseyxd: :marseypearlclutch:

Unless he delay's it, again!

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Lev is very scary :marseyworried:
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:marseydisgustnotes: COMMUNITY NOTED I found a website uglier than rdrama

This person seemingly runs a peertube instance, an image board themed around herself, and some duke nukem fan site. The banner at the top promises the owner will return your calls from her garfield phone, and one of the top videos is entitled "I was RIGHT about Elon Musk. I am NOT 'schizo'"

She calls herself a !fosstards advocate, and her duke nukem site explains how to use her vintage garfield phone with voip https://dukenukemis.cool/technology/

!forumposters come bask in this unironic(?) web 2.0 site in 2025 A.D.

Very based opinions on JavaShit and Googloids: :marseychrome:

4. Blinking text (and possibly soon marquee) is deprecated

I truly don't understand why people are being paid at Google and have nothing better to do, so to justfiy their job, they think of the most basic HTML tags to deprecate. IT MAKES NO SENSE. Sure, they depricate the blink tag. Meanwhile, you can still make text blink with overcompicated CSS or gay AIDs known as Javascript. So why depricate it? Becuase it's annoying? NOBODY USES IT ANYWAYS. AND WE CAN STILL RECREATE IT. SO JUST KEEP THE FRICKEN TAG. (Also I don't care if the blink tag was originally a joke and never official, it still has plenty of usecases.)

Community Note by @YappingCat

Pure HTML/CSS is actually NOT ugly. This a common misconception. Actually material design bootstrapped jsshit is ugly

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The Doobie Brothers :marseybog: - Listen :marseyhearnoevil: To The Music :marseyyuihirasawa: LIVE TV FULL HD (with lyrics) 1975

https://media.tenor.com/cUXR5bT7lQ0AAAAx/the-office-doobies.webp

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Supposed report

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/25486132-report-of-special-counsel-smith-volume-1-january-2025/

https://old.reddit.com/r/somethingiswrong2024/comments/1i0zbai/is_this_it_jack_smith_release/

https://old.reddit.com/r/somethingiswrong2024/comments/1i0zl9x/sleep_well_everyone/

https://old.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/1i0zdn9/special_counsel_report_says_trump_would_have_been/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736853296lh-kCB4-42WXpQ.webp

VI. CONCLUSION

On remand from the Supreme Court's decision in Trump, the district court set a litigation schedule whereby the parties would submit briefs regarding whether any material in the superseding indictment was subject to presidential immunity. ECF No. 233. The parties were in the middle of that process when the results of the presidential election made clear that Mr. Trump would be inaugurated as President of the United States on January 20, 2025. As described above, it has long been the Department's interpretation that the Constitution forbids the federal indictment and prosecution of a sitting President, but the election results raised for the first time the question of the lawful course when a private citizen who has already been indicted is then elected President. The Department determined that the case must be dismissed without prejudice before Mr. Trump takes office, and the Office therefore moved to dismiss the indictment on November 25, 2024. See ECF No. 281. The district court granted the motion the same day. ECF No. 283.

The Department's view that the Constitution prohibits the continued indictment and prosecution of a President is categorical and does not tum on the gravity of the crimes charged, the strength of the Government's proof, or the merits of the prosecution, which the Office stands fully behind. Indeed, but for Mr. Trump's election and imminent return to the Presidency, the Office assessed that the admissible evidence was sufficient to obtain and sustain a conviction at trial.

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You act like dowry didn't exist before these gen z girls. You're hurt only because now girls are just as greedy as boys. (39)

Dowry is greed? OkayLet's talk about from history to present timeA boy will be rejected or accepted during marriage depend upon how much wealth he has, how much he earn, what is his status?One who sell panipuri doesn't get car in dowry.. Because dowry is given on the basis of his stature (aukaat)When father give dowry he does not give share in property to her daughter and he expect from groom to pass generational wealth to kids, bear all expense of kids education, marriage all alone..U r not doing any favour by giving dowry..Last but not least..lets take an example If a guy whole wealth worth 50lakh rupees.. He won't get 50lakh dowry.Dowry always given 50% of his total wealth or sometime even less than 50%Dowry kabhi bhi equivalent nahi milta jitna bande ka worth hota hai..Due to so many reason.. Like girl is leaving his house and some other reason.Prove me wrong what I said..So no one is doing favour. (-20)

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You act like dowry didn't exist before these gen z girls. You're hurt only because now girls are just as greedy as boys. (39)

You're talking as if women of previous generations were marrying men without even asking about their income. (-11)

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That's fair. But then the man needs to do his part as a conservative. Financially, Socially. You can't have conservative ideals for your partner but not have it to.My idea of a conservative man is someone who has not watched porn. Who has the means to provide and who should wear indian clothes for all indian functions. If a man wants a virgin. He needs to be a virgin both in action as well as thought. You want a wife to cook 3 meals a day. Well. You need to afford a wife that can cook 3 meals a day. (10)

Tabhi to ladkiyo ki dosti dusri ladkiyo ke sath bahot kam chalti hai..Apne hi faide ke peeche lage rehte ho.. (-8)

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It is to assuage the egos of the conservative indian boys who need to justify their lack of ability to talk to women.See one woman's opinion shows me that all women are bad. It's not my fault. It's the woman's fault for not liking me. I will blame her and put all responsibilities on her because I want a rich hot girl but I don't have money for a rich hot girl. K byeee (30)

How is it conservative if you ask a person to equate her expectations from that of others to what she has to offer?I mean it's the same victim playing.You're literally trying to change the topic from one thing to, conservative.They are poles apart.If you think woman asking for a husband with good salary is progressive and men expecting the same is conservative, I guess you're too dense to even argue.You're refusing to acknowledge that "Men can ask such woman to be the example and earn the sum themselves that they expect from husbands" isn't in anyway conservative.Is it?How?You see your hypocrisy here don't you?You are trying to paint the argument in a light where you can hide behind the screen of "victim of sexism" while trying to tactfully avoid answering my question because that would prove this girl and you hypocrites and not make me sound as "conservative""5 lakh is not great expectations if you're working abroad"Well it is if you're not doing that yourself as a example and expe... (6)

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That's fair. But then the man needs to do his part as a conservative. Financially, Socially. You can't have conservative ideals for your partner but not have it to.My idea of a conservative man is someone who has not watched porn. Who has the means to provide and who should wear indian clothes for all indian functions. If a man wants a virgin. He needs to be a virgin both in action as well as thought. You want a wife to cook 3 meals a day. Well. You need to afford a wife that can cook 3 meals a day. (10)

Beta and then u will start crying.. Just like whole subredddit is loaded how their life is so bad..They think being housewife is curse.. Pehle to aisa hi hota thaa.... Kaunsa khush thiii.. (-7)

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This is rage bait content to evoke some angry reactions. Ignore it (1)

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Tiktok users r*ped by CHina, and that's a good thing

					
					

Redditards love tiktok

https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1i3xifb/tiktok_says_it_will_go_dark_in_the_us_if/

The typical tiktoker

https://old.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/1i3ptft/tiktok_ban_rant/

Tiktokers deserve to be r*ped by ccp officials

https://old.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/1i3ybh8/this_is_why_youre_seeing_so_much_chinese/

Social media influencers are dead dead dead!

https://old.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/1i3wpuz/tldr_get_a_real_job_you_lazy_leaches/

Yes yes give me your tears losers!

https://old.reddit.com/r/TikTok/comments/1i40ifk/americans_are_yall_ready_for_tomorrow/

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[🤓🤓🔘🔘🔘] Does anyone have a list of MAGA companies to not support?

					
					

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It's funny how woke/SJW are posting on all these places thinking that anyone has the wherewithall to actually read any of it. I don't give a crap about DEI, all I care about is who has the best product and the best price for it.What's more interesting though is the psychological mentality for people thinking this is somehow useful. It's not, all I care about is product and price. This is same train of "organic" food which failed because the real issue isn't DEI but economics for normal families. (-44)

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No one mentioned DEI, I just said I didn't want to support MAGA. No one will have the best price shortly.And the best way, and most American way to vote has, and always will be, vote with your wallet. I'm voting with mine. (19)

Just replace DEI with MAGA. Still don't care. The only thing I hate about MAGA is the tarriff/inflation which hits our wallets. Let's stay focused on the real goal here. (-23)

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Craziness don't go away easily. Kirkland is in the middle of liberal population. You have nothing to worry about. Move on with your life. (-19)

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So are you a capitalist or a constitutionalist.In your world, I am responsible for not only voting my conscience, but am then responsible for the economic stability of people who express ideals that are inimical to my belief systems. Under that logic, I am being punished for valuing things like free speech (if Musk is a special government employee, and he's actively banning political views from X, then this is a violation of my rights), separation of church and state, equal rights, etc.The moral gymnastics you are doing here is amazing. You've said it yourself, you really don't care, as long as people take care of your business by shopping at it. That's unbelievably selfish and completely morally vapid. (0)

are the two mutually exclusive?Didn't say you're responsible for others, but I did point out the harm that you'd cause (it would take a LARGE group of boycotters to have an impact, so when I say "you" I mean the entire r/kirkland subreddit) and the futility of your efforts (ya aint gonna change anybody's mind, but you will most likely entrench them). I can't tell you what to do, but I can let you know how stupid and futile it is.I think you misread. I pointed out the harm a boycott would do to businesses - not only the target's business but affiliated businesses and employees. And while it could include my business, the point I was making is the interconnectivity of all of us in this community. So how much collateral damage do you think is acceptable to punish someone for legally and constitutionally exercising their right to vote?Again, boycott criminals, child male feminists, and real Nazis. But when one group of people tries to punish another group for voting in their own self-interest,... (2)

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If a business posts QANON or MAGA paraphernalia at this point in the game they are advertising that they support an openly fascist regime. Where do you draw the line? (0)

What do you think will happen? If you boycott Spud Fish & Chips* because the owner voted for Trump, which do you think is more likely:a - The owner sits in a dark room with a glass of scotch and re-assess his life and choices. He thinks, "wow, maybe I AM wrong and I shoulda voted for Kamala"b - as sales at Spud Fish and Chips take a 10% hit, he lays off two employees and reduces his orders from local food and supplies vendors. He has no idea why sales have dropped because all the people who disagree with him ARENT engaging with him - they're boycotting. All he knows is what FOX news tells him, and he blames it on Bob Ferguson's climate policies. * I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THE OWNER OF SPUD VOTES! I'm just using him/her as an example. Anyway, boycott child male feminists. Boycott real, avowed racists and Nazis. But don't boycott people who are exercising their Constitutional right to have an opinion (no matter how misinformed it may be) and to vote on it. Because that's waaaayyy too close to firi... (2)

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Calm down my dude, I'm just asking for info to be more conscious in my decision making, as most commenters agree lol. (3)

And I'm agreeing!! HATE!! HATE!!! HATE!! Let's do this shit!!! (-3)

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AI is Creating a Generation of Illiterate Programmers

					
					

Dunning Kruger discussion: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42813345

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[🤓🔘🔘🔘🔘] Has this show been a major flop?

					
					

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There's no real connection made to any of the contestants. Very few backstories presented, no hometown B-roll or family shown. This is understandable, because there are just so many people it would've been impossible. Tracking contestants at that personalized level would've been a spoiler for future episodes because you'd figure out that person must make it to the next stage to be featured. But the result is that the audience doesn't get as invested in individual stories, and don't want to follow their journey outside the game. Maybe it reflects ratings/views, maybe not. I think it's more likely people just don't follow the contestants because the audience wasn't given the chance to know or care about them as people. (19)

Who cares about the backstory, youre watching the show to see hella people get eliminated in fun games, although the games could be better (2)

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My kids like it but it is terrible, the contestants are awful. I don't know if they are scripted actors or just weird people but seem to over do it. (9)

not scripted actors lol. (1)

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Yea no one is taking a million dollars c'mon you don't think they were paid off to do that. (4)

i don't find it hard to believe no one would take the million lol. it's blood money. you're being very pessimistic. and my brother was in the games, it's not scripted (-1)

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The biggest problem with these games was most of them in the beginning made it so that people could be eliminated through no fault of their own. It was a dumb way to get rid of a lot of contestants fast. Viewers would see this as not entirely fair. If they only want 60 contestants to fight for the prize, then they should choose 60 people, not 500 or whatever they started out with. I had a chance to get on this show and I refused for this reason, because knowing my luck I would have been in one of those rows where someone takes the money and eliminates me, or get stuck in a group of 50+ who loses because one guy dropped a ball...think about it, a former wide receiver dropped a red playground ball? I wouldn't be surprised if he was a studio plant. It's ridiculous. I'm a former athlete and would have asked for a 10ft circle of space to catch any ball myself. These dumb eliminations don't typically happen in a mr. beast contest, at least not so often. (2)

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There's no real connection made to any of the contestants. Very few backstories presented, no hometown B-roll or family shown. This is understandable, because there are just so many people it would've been impossible. Tracking contestants at that personalized level would've been a spoiler for future episodes because you'd figure out that person must make it to the next stage to be featured. But the result is that the audience doesn't get as invested in individual stories, and don't want to follow their journey outside the game. Maybe it reflects ratings/views, maybe not. I think it's more likely people just don't follow the contestants because the audience wasn't given the chance to know or care about them as people. (19)

the thing that's kills these type of reality tv show games is inauthenticity, everyone has a sob story ("i lost my home, i've struggled very much in life, my family needs this, i have a sick family member", etc.) even tho it is unfortunate everyone in multiple reality game shows have the same rehearsed story atp as much as it sounds mean or insensitive but who knows if they're just making stuff up. at the end of the day they just want money so all these sob stories to move further in the game really doesn't make you root for anyone cause the more people eliminated the more the remaining players will say or do anything to stay. what the show needs is to be cutthroat and really have games where everyone try using their actual skills (7)

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My kids like it but it is terrible, the contestants are awful. I don't know if they are scripted actors or just weird people but seem to over do it. (9)

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Why White People in South Africa Deserve to Suffer :marseyflagsouthafrica: (they are mayos)
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Just listen to the English it's the first 10 seconds

His English is worst than an Indian scammer only the accent is good

:#marseyemojirofl:

One of the expose videos

Need my diverse rdrama friends to explain how he butchers the other languages

:#marseyclapping:

!saiyans

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https://www.tmz.com/2024/12/05/journ*list-taylor-lorenz-posts-picture-blue-cross-ceo-after-unitedhealthcare-ceo-shooting/

Community Note by @Aevann

go upmarsey this comment, i like it more than carp's post

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"Trump's FBI Poised to Focus Counterterror Strategy on "Things Like BLM and Antifa"" in r/Fuckthealtright

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/story/fbi-kash-patel-antifa-blm-terror-groups#intcid=_vanity-fair-verso-hp-trending_2c8c94d5-70bd-4bb4-bb07-df0fd1d13370_popular4-1_fallback_cral-top2-2

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