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I like the passion in the bedroom but I can't handle Latinx tempers

!meowr

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Could Joe Biden do better ? :marseytrump:
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tfw no giant rent-controlled NYC apartment to keep my possum in
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GET FRICKED CHIEFS

That is all

!dramatards !metashit !dudebussylmao !BBC !football

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You asked, sweaty :marseynails:

					
					
					
	

				
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Why is my halogen lamp buzzing?

It buzzes all the time lately, like a low-pitched electric buzz in the halogen strip.

If I turn it off then back on the buzz goes away for a while but it always comes back.

:marseythinkorino:

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Marsey Sub 2 :marseyhugretard:
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King of Jordan is having a meeting with Trump right now :marseyking: Will Jordan take all palicucks? :marseysmug5:

xD

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why is having an extra chromosome bad? isnt more good?

title

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Literally me

No not really...

But maybe one day..?

:#marseyshy4:

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@C333 's girlfriend

					
					

Girl I used to work with who decided she was on the spectrum a couple months ago in her 30s just watched all the Jurassic Park movies for the first time and is now calling Jurassic Park her new special interest

:#marseydinosaur: :#platydinosaur:

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The Pope is in critical condition

					
					
					
	

				
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:marseydepressed:
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what do you like in your mixed nuts?

I had some recently that were cashews, almonds, pecans, pistachios and I think that's perfect. hazelnuts = too much like a fancy peanut, it's not the right venue for them. a 3% ratio of brazil nuts, what's the fricking point? they just want to be able to list a fourth thing.

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Trying to be a good christian is so fricking undignifying

I'm trying to embody to virtues of Jesus. Trying to be patient, understanding, taking all the slings and arrows of human inconsideration and messiness on the chin with forgiveness. And it all feels like getting cucked and made a fool of by life. What kind of idiot gets fricked over at work by a coworker and then is all diplomatic about it? I told the smelly guy at work politely to use deodorant. He still smells like shit and I want to call him the disgusting, smelly ladygarden that he is, but noo that's not what a good Christian does. Am i really supposed to just stand there with my nose being assaulted and smile? So r-slurred. And yes, management already knows, but says because he has some kind of mental illness they cant enforce anything. Maybe Jesus was just a cucked r-slur and we're all r-slurs by proxy

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Jon Stewart is an available target.

Convince him to shut up about people over-reacting to the fact of the fascism and quit evaluating whether or not it is fascism because you only model confusion. We already know everything we need to know: it's definitely fascism and must be stopped. His equivocation on the matter is a liability, and that liability is on account of his age.

His poor judgment is not unusual.

But it is public.

And you are Writers, are you not?

Hit him. Nonviolence is yet

:marseymonk:

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"Prepopulated PM links broken" in r/ModSupport

For many years, mod teams and admins have used pre-populated PM links to help get things done β€” in subreddits, in official admin communications, and even on reddithelp.com.

Now - at least, on www.reddit in iOS Safari - those prepopulated links are broken, and clicking on any such link opens what is merely a default PM box. Addressed user or subreddit - blank. Subject & body - blank.

This breaks such things as the official method for escalating admin Safety actions in one's subreddits - https://old.reddit.com/r/ModSupport/comments/mh85t7/how_to_seek_review_of_safety_team_actions_in_your/

As well as requesting mod suggestions for a subreddit - i.e. https://www.reddit.com/message/compose

For powerusers and advanced mods, this can be worked around by changing the url from www.reddit to old.reddit.

But, uh, someone who runs the site should check up on this.

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I made a bigass plate of nachos today :marseyobesescale: :satokohoujoufan:

I've been on a weight loss regimen, lost 35 pounds over the last 5 months. I'm doing really good. But today I just had to.

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Terrifying 'doomsday' fish :carpwave: found on beach in Canary Islands sparking fears :marseypearlclutch:of disaster

its says they rare, butt not when we're living in the end times. There were three such sightings last year

https://rdrama.net/h/maxn/post/318599/third-rare-doomsday-fishcarporeon-washes-ashore

Just a coincidence im sure, butt dont tell that to the tech billionaires planning for something

https://rdrama.net/h/spooky/post/239388/mark-zuckerberg-marseysnappyspent-187-million-marseybux

also dont tell the Doomsday Clock

https://rdrama.net/h/mnn/post/239554/doomsday-clock-marseywait-now-to-say

also these prophecies be wack, when the pope is sick af

https://rdrama.net/h/dioceseofrdrama/post/321468/the-prophecymarseyfortunetellerof-st-malachy-pope-francis

https://rdrama.net/h/maxn/post/343322/pope-francismarseypope-has-been-sick-marseysick

https://rdrama.net/h/mmn/post/343604/pope-marseypope-warned-confidants-marseyorthodox-he

https://media.tenor.com/h45IJRC2-XcAAAAx/apocalypse-now.webp

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