Hi. It's justastupidgaystraggyr-slurred etc etc and I do not understand twitter at all. Which is really unfortunate because that's where all the drama happens now. Reddit is fricking dead when it comes to genuine fighting and drama and one one sided seethe threads are a shoddy substitute.

Does anyone know how to game the algorithm to show me fighting and dramapilled shit? If I have to pretend to actually care about or like twitter microcelebrities for this to work I'm out.

I'm trying to embody to virtues of Jesus. Trying to be patient, understanding, taking all the slings and arrows of human inconsideration and messiness on the chin with forgiveness. And it all feels like getting cucked and made a fool of by life. What kind of idiot gets fricked over at work by a coworker and then is all diplomatic about it? I told the smelly guy at work politely to use deodorant. He still smells like shit and I want to call him the disgusting, smelly ladygarden that he is, but noo that's not what a good Christian does. Am i really supposed to just stand there with my nose being assaulted and smile? So r-slurred. And yes, management already knows, but says because he has some kind of mental illness they cant enforce anything. Maybe Jesus was just a cucked r-slur and we're all r-slurs by proxy

the U-2 is so frickin' cool

Girl I used to work with who decided she was on the spectrum a couple months ago in her 30s just watched all the Jurassic Park movies for the first time and is now calling Jurassic Park her new special interest

!dramatards !metashit

I've been on a weight loss regimen, lost 35 pounds over the last 5 months. I'm doing really good. But today I just had to.

!codecels Do you ever get hard when you use union types?

I had some recently that were cashews, almonds, pecans, pistachios and I think that's perfect. hazelnuts = too much like a fancy peanut, it's not the right venue for them. a 3% ratio of brazil nuts, what's the fricking point? they just want to be able to list a fourth thing.

🇺🇸 Trump describes the US in 3 words

- ukraine_watch pic.twitter.com/6KInzkAiHG

— Zlatti71 (@Zlatti_71) February 20, 2025

only ever had it once prior to this year so I never noticed before but this is a profound realization for me. it just makes me even more like myself than usual.

It might be a good deterrent, if some dipshit kills another person driving drunk, maybe we should just chop their head off in the public square?