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So I fricked up and booked my hotel for the same Friday in May instead of tonight. I still got a room, but it's going to be $800/night instead of $350/night like I'd planned. That really sucks.
- Aba : like a coon in breeding season
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In case you're like me, and had no idea what an "ego death" involves other than a vague awareness of it being some kind of Freudian nonsense:
Oh, he went nuts. Why not just say so?
So Bardfinn was a normal well adjusted functioning adult 20-30 years ago?
Not exactly.
That's right. Our neighbor walked away from the best job he ever had because the boys wanted to go to Hooters.
Now he collects welfare payments and creates AI horrors he can post on BlueSky for 27 likes.
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We spent $20 million on a Sesame Street show in Iraq. It probably looked something like this Lmaooo pic.twitter.com/BGkKEFSjaf
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) February 6, 2025
- Hecking_Valid : wtf
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A Statement from U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia, Edward R. Martin Jr. pic.twitter.com/XlEmzSlbBq
— U.S. Attorney DC (@USAO_DC) February 3, 2025
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Congratulations to every single person on the left who’s been campaigning to destroy women’s and girls’ rights. Without you, there’d be no images like this. pic.twitter.com/mzR7l5k1OW
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) February 6, 2025
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Cocaine "is no worse than whiskey" and is only illegal because it comes from Latin America, said Colombian President Gustavo Petro, whose nation is the world's biggest cocaine producer and exporter. https://t.co/eeOHBPcXP0
— CBS News (@CBSNews) February 6, 2025
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Geopolitical Analysis
"We lost the 20 rangs of soft power because of Drumpf, we need them ALL", says the geopolitical experts on ARR SLASH DRAMA @nuclearshill @JimieWhales
"We don't need ANY RINGS", says @Dude
You're both wrong.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
If one ring rules them all, the lesser rings are COMPLETELY USELESS!!
They're cuck rings, they literally bind you to the One Ring.
While we're wasting our taxpayer money on the 19 cuck rings, CHINA is taking the One Ring for herself. That's geopolitical suicide.
USAID knew this, so... why are they wasting our money?
Simple.
FRAUD
Rangs of Soft Power
Here's an accounting of the 19 lesser rings we WASTED our money on:
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky
1. Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) Musical in Ireland
2. Transgender Opera in Colombia
3. Peruvian Transgender Comic Book Series
Seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
4. Electric Vehicles for Vietnam
5. Tourism Promotion in... Egypt.
6. "Condom" Purchases for Gaza
7. A Fish Farm in Afghanistan (That Was Immediately Abandoned)
8. A (Failed) Sesame Street Adaptation in Pakistan
9. A Mango Farming Initiative in Haiti (That Didn't Sell Any Mangoes )
10. DEI Advancement in Serbian Workplaces
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
11. S*x Reassignment Surgeries in Guatemala
12. A (Failed) Program to Teach Kenyan Youth How to Use Instagram to Become Influencers
13. A Reality TV Show in Afghanistan to Promote Democracy
14. Training Mongolian Yak Herders to Use Social Media
15. A Gender Studies Degree Program in Bangladesh
16. A Climate Change Board Game for Young Activists in the Philippines
17. A "Hip-Hop Dance for Empowerment" Program in Senegal
18. A Workshop on Writing Feminist Poetry in Kyrgyzstan
19. A Program to Train Ukrainian Farmers to Write Grant Applications in English
Not only did they spend millions trying to acquire 19 worthless rings, but they LOST FIVE of them. The sesame street ring, the fish farm ring, the Mango ring, and last but not least, our Kenyan Influencer ring was pawned for a Dodge Hellcat.
All this to say we only needed the one ring TO RULE THEM ALL, we only need the AIDS ring for teaching Africans not to pound sand into their foreskin. Obviously Mordor refers to Africa because it's "Where the Shadows Lie". Shadows are black, what else is black? You guessed it. BIPOCs.
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Welp, don't bother with Protonmail.https://t.co/oNTxq62hnz
— InRange TV 🏴 (@InRangeTV) February 5, 2025
https://old.reddit.com/r/ProtonMail/comments/1i1zjgn/so_that_happened/m7ahrlm/?context=8
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The page owner asks the real questions lol
1. "Are incels correct that HR only started to exist when women began entering the workplace?"
2. "sending this meme next time I get rejected" "thanks for the brilliant idea!"
3. "Deal with HR the way you deal with police AHRAB" "incredibly based, sir"
Moid opinion of HR vs Foid opinion of HR
4. "HR is like giving children pointless tasks and then saying you were great help, little buddy" "Hating HR is like hating the waiter for bad food tbh. Stop being crybabies"
Emo chick posts that McDonalds rejecting email someone posted here a few days ago
5. "just saw this" "been there..."
6. "In Australia it's a scam to get government funding" "yup"
7. This one is good
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The Goat in Carmel used to fly the Blue Lives Matter flag and often has Fox News playing on their TV. (26)
Make sure to call the DEI department when you need a police officer. (-53)
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Me not agreeing with the logic isn't marginalizing them. Can I ask why it's so important for them to be validated by others? Believe what you want. Let me believe what I want. I'm not disrespecting them but you can't change your DNA. (1)
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It's your right as an American 🇺🇸 to have and voice your opinions beliefs- it's also your right to be wrong. MAGA is not the problem. It's the infighting and tribalism that divide us. I just want the best for America and its citizens. We should all be able to revolve around this point. We are all Americans. (-1)
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Not mad - just pointing out the left's hypocrisy. What if a conservative said they didn't want to support trans businesses? Y'all would call them every name in the book. (-16)
Biggest Lolcow: /u/CortaCircuit
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If you want to see some terrible acting, watch a K-drama from the 2000s that has a white "American" character in it. It's always some guy with a moderately thick accent (probably central European) who seems like they just grabbed him off a college campus, forced to memorize a few lines of dialogue, and then put in front of the camera. I strongly suspect it seems like that because that was exactly what they were doing.
The woodenist performance ever is Kim Tae-hee in Love Story at Harvard. It's like teak. She's as bad as the random white people. But she's one of the most beautiful women in the world so they kept casting her and eventually with experience she got pretty good.
And the writing was done by some gook who knows English about as well I know French. Sometimes they're so incoherent you can't even understand what the character is trying to say even though they're supposed to be from your country. Why did you not get a fluent English-speaker to look over this dialogue before you put in a big production worth millions of dollars? It's not like they're a rare commodity. There's about 25,000 American troops in Korea and God knows how many there for college, business, heck even tourists. (It's probably because of fricked-up labor laws, but that's a story for another time.)
I wanted to show something really really badass but google doesn't even give you relevant images these days.
You could go to Gwanghwamun Square and grab some random American tourist and give them a sheet of paper with the white guy scene and ask them to make it more natural. They take 10 minutes to fix your mistakes. You reward them by making them extras. They're the scary soldier with a gun standing behind the "American" character or something. They go home and watch your drama and are beyond overjoyed when they see themselves on the screen.
Yi Sun-Sin. Now there's a chad for you. Defeated the Japanese, a fierce and worthy opponent, on many occasions despite the odds. Right now he's up there on the couch with Nelson and de Ruyter rewatching the first season of 24.
They show it to all their relatives, of course. One is a college student who tells her friends that they have got to see this. Another is some kid who goes to friends and says "dude, look at this weird chingchong stuff I found". Soon it becomes a cultural phenomenon. Ordinary people walk around wearing gats and saying "anyang" to each other as a greeting. By 2015 Americans are mostly making dramas now, shows that actually bring the story to a conclusion at the end and don't try to set up a new season. Netflix's selection now: K-dramas, telenovelas, these new American dramas, Star Trek, or the Rockford Files.
How the average American man dresses in 2025. (He actually made it himself which I think is pretty cool.)
In this new interplay of cultures, while we're under Korean tutelage sometimes the teacher learns as much as the student. Concepts like:
How to tell a story where there is no romantic relationship at the core of it.
Eating food that actually tastes good, not what your grandmother did.
How to not eat dogs. (Remember our fantasy is in the 2000s when that was still not completely over.)
Aspects of Christianity beyond just pissing off your neighbors with a gigantic neon cross lit at all hours.
Why building codes are supposed to be followed, not considered a challenge to be beaten.
How to use the advanced features of the dishwasher. It does more than just store your dishes!
Why it's better for your kid to actually learn than just bribe their teacher.
Men and women can actually get along reasonably well sometimes if they want to.
Long after our cultures have fused, when brave men and agassis roam the stars, they will look back at this time and think "Aigoo! Who were our people back then? The Koreans or the Americans?" What a silly question. It's like trying to decide if Goryeo, Baekje, or Silla were the real Koreans. Is this a story about nations, or is it a story about all people learning that we have one common heart?
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!friendsofredactor0 !redscarepod
These r-slurs truly think CHYNA is some free society built on socialist values. Are these neighborz even realz?
"Give me 300k per year to say China bad"