This is super fake, but here we are paying attention to it. So they're doing something right.

Twitter link:

Lily Phillips claims she’s pregnant after sleeping with 100 men pic.twitter.com/H3xjCQ5z4f

— FearBuck (@FearedBuck) February 19, 2025

Peak MAGA comedy

... yes I'm sorry Kamala, I should've let you put them in FEMA camps

!metashit !r-slurs !neurodivergents !builtfor !the !BBC !and !the !BWC

This fucking loser can't take a damn joke.

Wish I laid him out right there and ruined his bullshit weekend even more. https://t.co/JZKX7UxGPA

— JohnRocker (@itsJohnRocker) February 11, 2025

For you younger peeps John Rocker was a drama-pilled MLB pitcher in the late 90s/early 2000s who got suspended for his love of slurs. He also eventually admitted to juicing.

TMZ says the whole thing may be a hoax to promote an upcoming sanctioned fight between the two.

https://www.tmz.com/2025/02/11/patrick-mahomes-sr-altercation-john-rocker-new-orleans/

There is no way such a creature can just occur. Them and bed bugs prove the Lord's existence.

Watch this spectacular number from the film.

1925

I'm kind of amazed that these people really exist. There's a guy here who is so much like them it's just mind bending.

Just today he (let's call him Dwilton) came in (late) and I heard him yell across the warehouse to a laborer "WHERE"S MY FUN DIP." The laborer had borrowed the box of fun dip that wasn't being eaten because it's gross and has not given it back. I thought Dwilton could not be actually mad about this fun dip, but when I saw his face, he was. And that's a trope of these characters right? Any perceived rudeness is taken as a great injustice of the company in general, rather than a personal failure in one or both directions that could be rectified with maturity.

So then he started ranting about how this laborer has been hiding. Then about how there was a bird in the warehouse that dive bombed him and almost hurt him! I was like Dwilton, you sure are fired up this morning, and he was like no i'm not all crosseyed.

He's a super sad and I could go on for pages if I start remembering his other stuff, but the point is he's like this character from the office and office space.

He has literally bitched about not getting his allotment of free food at company functions.

What is this personality?

Two months after UnitedHealthcare chief executive Brian Thompson was killed, UnitedHealth Group has hired a defamation law firm to take on social media posts that it claims are untrue and reckless, according to Bloomberg Law.

The Virginia-based firm Clare Locke claims on its website to be "dedicated to litigating complex defamation matters and representing clients facing high-profile reputational attacks."

On Jan. 7, a plastic surgeon named Elisabeth Potter posted a video of herself on Instagram claiming that UnitedHealthcare called her mid-surgery and asked her to justify an in-patient stay for a woman who has breast cancer and needed a surgical procedure to treat it. Potter then claimed that the insurer denied the patient an overnight stay and threatened her with legal action for her posts.

She included what appeared to be screen grabs of the letter from Clare Locke, dated Jan. 13. "We are writing to demand you correct your knowingly false, misleading, and defamatory posts regarding UnitedHealthcare," it reads. The lawyers claim she made an error and that is why the insurer reached out, and that it would never have asked or expected her to step out mid-surgery. Clare Locke asked that she post a public apology and retract her accusations.

"I am a woman taking care of women affected by breast cancer," Potter wrote on X. "I do this work with all of my heart, and I will continue to speak up for my patients—because they deserve better."

"There are no insurance-related circumstances that would ever require a physician to step out of surgery, as doing so would create potential safety risks and we would never ask or expect a physician to interrupt patient care to return a call," a UnitedHealthcare spokesperson told Fortune. "These allegations by a plastic surgeon that UnitedHealthcare denied coverage for the care that a breast cancer patient received are false and UnitedHealthcare had previously approved coverage for the care, including an overnight stay."

Potter isn't the only one taking to social media to vent about United Healthcare. Since Thompson was murdered, people glorified his alleged killer and criticized the insurer online for denying claims.

Bloomberg recently reported UnitedHealth contacted the Securities and Exchange Commission about a since-deleted post by billionaire Bill Ackman. "I would not be surprised to find that the company's profitability is massively overstated due to its denial of medically necessary procedures and patient care," Ackman had claimed. UnitedHealth shares fell by 4.3% the next day.

Clare Locke was founded by Tom Clare and Libby Locke, who are husband and wife. It co-represented Dominion Voting Systems against Fox News. Dominion sued Fox for $1.6 billion, accusing the outlet of damaging its reputation after Fox wrongly blamed it for switching votes from Donald Trump to Joe Biden in the 2020 election. The case resulted in Fox paying Dominion a $787.5 million settlement.

Clare Locke did not immediately respond to Fortune's request for comment.

https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1in3bwj/unitedhealth_hired_a_defamation_law_firm_to_go/

My joke is going over some people’s heads. Elon does not sleep, so obviously he does not wear pajamas. The joke also implies that dismantling the deep state is only a night job. Got it? @elonmusk

— Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) February 14, 2025

This guy gets it!

Yeah, those r-slurs 😉

— Point Nemo 🚀 (@pointnemoX) February 14, 2025

Ok I've calmed down...

I've conclude that this is definitively and not cringe

Here's the context: Which makes it ier

Breaking: Internet Shocked After Photo Of @elonmusk In His Pajamas Leaks! https://t.co/fFB7IX1vYg

— Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) February 14, 2025

Introducing a new ping group: !corporats

Do you work for a corporation? Do you hate HR jannies? Thinking about going postal every day? Now is the time to join the corporats!

Haha some days I'm kinda like

but other days I'm all like

heh, yeah...I need to get back to filling out some spreadsheets

Boop

Christ loves you, stop being evil ffs, bad vibes from your brain are like peices of microplastics stuck in your grey matter. They stay there forever. And once theyre gone and you no longer think bad thoughts, if all you have is negativity, next life you wont have a brain to use @ all, prove me wrong on that, have you seen medical diseases in thsoe who are born, yet toy beleive in afterlife, reincarnation and akrma..smh.

Goodluck. And yes im tlaking to specially you sweet heart.

I dedeictae this psot to you. ♡♡♡♡

NEW BANGER JUST DROPPED pic.twitter.com/23DWcoiV0Q

— Siraj Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) February 12, 2025

https://www.wired.com/story/thomson-reuters-ai-copyright-lawsuit/

!incels is there even anything that needs to be said? At least the gym will be empty this evening.

I am not. Wouldn't be caught dead.