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power's too soft these days. when I was a little boy, I incinerated a whole family in Hiroshima. Now our sons just want to be microwave particles and heat avocado toasts. Sounds like WOKE NONSENSE to me. Send tweet.
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— Faces of Hate (@HateFaces) February 7, 2025
— Reddit Lies (@reddit_lies) February 7, 2025
Reddit do be sntichin'
- whyareyou : jealousy is a stinky perfume
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Seems like lately the internet has been deluged with posts that are along the lines of "I NEED an neurodivergent gf" or "me and my neurodivergent gf" etc.
As someone who actually dated an actually neurodivergent girl for about a year I can promise that it actually sucks. Sure it's cute the first few times she infodumps about her favorite musical or something else, but after the 15th time of her saying the same stuff she did last time for an hour it gets annoying.
It's also really hard to talk to her about anything that's not one of her interests, and even harder to have any serious conversation with her since she just doesn't understand or relate to anything you're telling her.
Maybe it was just her but intimacy was also a no-go. One time we walked past a lingerie store and she had a pretty exaggerated reaction to it being gross. Another time we were at a local art museum looking at a porcelain exhibit they had and there was this beautiful piece depicting nude, muscular men ala Renaissance/Greek statue styles and she had the same exaggerated reaction.
I'm sure all that makes me sound like a peepee but I really did try to be sweet and nice to her and be a good boyfriend in general. I just ultimately couldn't see her as my wife or mother to me children.
Of course everything I just typed is most likely meaningless since they mean the quirky doesn't like going out tiktok autism and not real autism.
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It is difficult to juggle the domestic herd and the three quarantined girls at once. Sheila has completely re-bonded with her babies. The boys eat wet food with their sisters so they're bonded.
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https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ih184w/comment/matgzke/?context=8
Pft heckin idiot
https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ih184w/comment/matfkge/?context=8
Our allies are fricking gone forever
https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ih184w/comment/mateyr6/?context=8
HEY WHO STOPPED THE FRICKING CIRCLE SPANK MUSIC??
https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ih184w/comment/matikfh/?context=8
"Yeah Canada bent the fricking knee, but not very far!"
https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ih184w/comment/mav1x86/?context=8
Canada fooled drumpfler, motherlover!
https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ih184w/comment/matklp7/?context=8
"He didn't have to threaten us!!!"
https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ih184w/comment/maufbe7/?context=8
Last but not least, lmao bongs
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the president's 43 year old daughter is posting camel toe thirst traps on the internet and you're blackpilling? pic.twitter.com/CRpRxzqJ3T
— Melian Refugee (@escapefrommelos) February 7, 2025
Ivanka has grown tired of people forgetting she's a smokeshow; posted elite thirst on IG pic.twitter.com/xohpqib9hc
— Flappr (@flapprdotnet) February 6, 2025
This too pop culture enjoying queens:
I TOLD Y’ALL SHE STINKS 😭😭😭 https://t.co/U9AQOAJTt7 pic.twitter.com/LPvslhWRBj
— seiji 🌿🌸 (@szaseiji) February 6, 2025
sabrina’s whole posture said, “how did i get here?” while billie was holding in the biggest “oh heck no” of her life 💀😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/3uiqC6bjtH
— seiji 🌿🌸 (@szaseiji) February 7, 2025
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Trump: The US will take over the Gaza Strip… we’ll own it pic.twitter.com/W0mEQzIUut
— Acyn (@Acyn) February 5, 2025
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and several existing dk ones
just search donkey and diddy (harambe for the 2 new ones)
why are you not kongmaxxing !friendsofkong
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Recovering with the cats. Shout outs to people who are doing important stuff today, unlike bums like myself
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Greatest President ever! pic.twitter.com/U8BuPVwSwd
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 7, 2025
It was dumb when plastic straws were outlawed, it's dumb when they're brought back in Plastic Q-tips on the other hand...
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Slaaaaaaapfighhhhhhtt!
https://old.reddit.com/r/AskCanada/comments/1ik35o9/comment/mbl2wwq/?context=8
Ahaha now they are doggin on their universal healthcare
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