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:marseysoyhype: Lift, run, fight, shoot. Become strong in all.

:chudsmug: So basically, you're all fricked

:chudglassesglow: Yep lol

They post shit like this while their side unironically believes the below

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/article/2024/jun/03/getting-fit-could-turn-you-into-a-rightwing-jerk


:shadowrage: And don't forget to look up delicious, healthy recipes in the @N@rchist cookbook!

:marseychuddance: Yall are screwed ngl

:marseychud: You won't do shit

:soysnooseethe: Sounds like projection on your part.


:marseysoylentgrin: I'm never going to be strong enough to repel a Nazi, but generalizing here, keep up your health. It is beneficial in so many ways I won't bother to list them. Everyone on reddit hates me because I always bring up cooking your own food, not smoking, not drinking, getting exercise every day, giving up fast food and ultraprocessed stuff. It's all key to keeping your body and teeth healthy over the years.

The effects are cumulative - one day you wake up and you have some godawful chronic disease, or your ticker isn't what it could be, or you need yet another root canal, and you are slowed down and inconvenienced by having to use the medical system all the time, take pills, etc.

Also, get an annual check up if only so you have a record of your own stats. It's actually interesting to compare your numbers year to year.

:marseyauthright: As a nazi myself, this is all really good advice. Regardless of what ideology you have, everyone should abandon unhealthy lifestyles and unhealthy food. Most fast food/door dash and other stuff you get in groceries are deliberately kept unhealthy in order to have a population that can't resist and constantly kept broke and in debt. (not to mention how immoral some of the sources of this food are.) You don't need to be shredded but eating well and working out daily with basic calisthenics goes a long way.


:marseytroll: As someone who's immunocompromised from a COVID vaccine injury, I've learned that sometimes the best choice isn't to fight head-on, but to hide and protect myself. It's a hard reality, but sometimes survival means stepping back, staying safe, and waiting for a time when I'm stronger.

In Harry Potter, Harry and his friends often had to choose between direct confrontation and retreat. Hiding, like when Harry and his allies went into hiding in The Deathly Hallows, was often the wisest choice. It wasn't about surrender, but about preserving their strength for when it was truly needed.

Similarly, Anne Frank showed us the power of survival. She and her family lived in hiding, and though it was painful and isolating, it was their only chance to stay alive. Sometimes, hiding isn't a sign of weakness; it's a strategy to make sure we can continue the fight later.

For me, hiding isn't giving up. It's about protecting my health and holding onto hope for a better, safer future.

:soyjakwow: (OP) this is real and valid, but PLEASE try to avoid citing transphobic authors. Stay safe!

:chudspin: This thread is the most chronically online shit I've ever seen in my life 😭

:marseydarkxd: Lol


:marseyrapscallion: YES! me and my wife's boyfriend hit the gym everyday so we can own the chuds!


:soyjakanimeglasses: /r/Swoletariat

It fricking exists btw :marseyemojilaugh:

:marseytroublemaker: I am trans so I don't want to lift too much, maybe some toning


:marseyderp: That's a little ableist but I'll support the idea of being healthy! I'm on track at the moment having gone from 260 -> 250 lbs, nearly there =)

thats literally just water weight lmao you can drop that much in less than a week on any strict diet. So you haven't really accomplished anything. Don't pat yourself on the back too hard there bud

No negativity in my revolution :marseydownvotemad:

:marseygigachad: Now we're getting somewhere!

Go with testosterone, as well. Makes you more conservative.

Or just stop taking estrogen lmfao


We've officially found the saddest subreddit out there 🀣🀣

At this point it's >50% trolling by volume lmao

:marseyhesright: I saved this post yesterday before going to bed only to discover it crawling with MAGAts. How many are from here? :capywalking:

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A friendly reminder :marseytruthnuke: - /r/PlusSize

					
					

https://i.redd.it/pj4sgu1f1che1.jpeg finally we FatCHADS of the penile gender are getting some representation! !foidmoment

https://media1.tenor.com/m/MJGizIxLAWUAAAAd/gigachad-fat.gif

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David Hogg became DNC's vice chair
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Real life economic consequences of destroying the USAID. : economy

					
					
					
	

				
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USAID sponsored this

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738850844a4uWIDE7tSJpqw.webp

Like for real nafo presence died by a lot after USAID stoped Jfl

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https://old.reddit.com/r/WorkersStrikeBack/comments/1iik2vu/i_just_saw_an_entire_family_taken_by_ice/mb7q1q7/?context=8

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738842437bqyRnG9CjSCJWw.webp

:marseyshrug: they are literally the beyond parody borders are immoral people who want to drive down their own wages "uniting" with 6 billion 3rd worlders

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[GOOMBLE :marseyladybugitsover:] How many executive orders will Trump sign today?

None. The cuck chair isn't real. :marseynothingburger: - 11 bets

Just one, but it'll be a doozy. - 8 bets

2-9 - 7 bets

Ten or more! He's going to completely restructure the government on day ONE - 49 bets - WINNER!


!BETS

!goomble !goomblers !goombling !project2025


Closed. He's starting to list them. :marseyhappening:


RESULTS

He's way past ten at this point, just crankin' 'em out like crazy. https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/

Should have made the bet "how many EOs will he sign in the cuck chair?" (It was four.) instead of "how many will he sign today". Would have made the bet more interesting.

Ah well, c'est la vie :marseyladybugshrug:

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Anon loses his pen
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Watching cabin in the woods finally

Stay tuned for the sleep deprived review and in depth analysis

Sneak peek: it's like 5 minutes in and I hate it so far

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Do you think I'm pretty?

Headed to Florida to go frick @R-slur-kong

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Elon Musk Takes Aim at Reddit - Newsweek

Please destroy reddit inshallah :marseyinshallah:

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New Horsey Toss

Musk and his minions march on

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739051673Bjb3rvgZACfcJw.webp

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mood πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘ŒπŸš¬

!r-slurs !alligatorfrickhouse

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:marseyhappening: :marseytrump: Trump Moves To Dismantle Department of Education With New Order :marseyshock: :marseyhappening:

https://media.tenor.com/ZbAUTwlqxEsAAAAx/ronpaul-happening.webp

Department of Education is (soon) kill!?

I was talking to a irl maga person a month ago and they were like:

:!brainletmaga: ...what? It doesn't matter who gets appointed to head the DOE because Trump will dismantle it. He literally said so lol

And I was like

:!brainletchest: pshhh that will never happen...

:#marseyscream:

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Rusty Loves the Galaxy Projector πŸ’œ

What a lovely night, tucked into bed with the boys and mister man :marseyjump: :marseyandmarcus: :marseygrouphug:

!animalposters !cats

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r/theadamfriedlandshow has been banned

The downward spiral keeps going, yet another CT sub has fallen. 😭 Cumboys and cumgirls are the most persecuted people on reddit. Nick leaves, and now reddit kicks us off again. Dark times.

Many NSFW subs recently got banned for being "unmoderated" actually like /r/drugs. reddit sucks butt.

/r/redscarepod is next in line for the rope, betting on it.

Edit: NVM it's back up :marseyembrace:

Dude was asking the staff to check their system for a record he was looking for, they told him they were too busy (pretty clearly trying to get him to just leave), and then he went off on them. He kept saying: "Think about what you are saying my friend! This is not wise! This is not wise at all!". There were five employees that had no means to actually handle the situation and just kept saying "You need to leave!" while the dude carried on. Finally they gave up and the guy went back to shopping. I was trying to check out, so I got a front row seat to the action. The staff were absolutely seething afterwards, but again, they couldn't handle the situation themselves and just had to hope he would eventually leave. It was funny as frick.

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I decided to cut back on sugar water

my post earlier about being a 31 year old virgin inspired me to make life changes so yeah i decided to cut back on strag water

instead of cutting back i actually havent had any since i posted my L (the L standing for "life") 2 days ago

go me

thanks for being supportive im focused on how i finish my life not how it started

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Ye speaks on MeToo's woke agenda: "you b-words were not r*ped"
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Honestly this may have made TWD more interesting.

Spotted by ScreenRant and posted within The Walking Dead Deluxe #105's Cutting Room Floor pages, Kirkman briefly mentioned Garth Ennis' Crossed comic as one more brutal series, in terms of apocalyptic exploration, than his own. This led Kirkman to discuss a line he wouldn't cross when mapping out Negan's tour of the Saviors' camp for Carl, in a plot to intimidate him. Kirkman revealed he nearly had Negan, "undress down to his boxers and say to Carl, 'What do you want to do next?'" This isn't the first time the bat-wielding villain drove the narrative into a darker place during the comic's development process, as Kirkman also recalled another controversial Negan topic during The Walking Dead's story in the same issue of the colorized reprint, regarding the antagonist's "wives."

You know between this, and Coral almost getting r*ped that time and Alpha pimping out her daughter. I think ol' Bobby here might be a Libertarian.

Sauce

https://g*merant.com/the-walking-dead-negan-carl-storyline-originally-much-darker/

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Just go to the search bar and type in

"When I was 13"

"When I was 14"

"When I was 15"

"When I had s*x"

"I lost my virginity"

"I weighed around"

And sort by oldest

:#marseyeyemixer3:

!metashit !dramatards

Thanks for that story carp :#marseythumbsup:

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Breakfast!

Babies are 6 MONTHS OLD TODAY! We are tired and proud!

!animalposters !cats

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The ziz :marseytransflag2: :marseychadfoid: :marseyschizotwitch: cult rabbit hole. :marseyschizowall:

Since this is being discussed more lately thanks to :marseyreportercnn: a thread was started on the less fun site :marseykiwimom: :marseykiwi2: that is worth a read to avid trainspotters. :marseyopera: :marseytrain:

Here is some info i could scrape together on this story to rival alpacashwitz :marseytransflag2:: :marseyllama:

The leader :marseychadfoid: :marseypass:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ziz-jack-amadeus-lasota-zizians-sinceriously-fyi-wip.210782/

The Cult :marseykkk: :marseykkk: :marseykkkevil:

https://zizians.info/

https://medium.com/@sefashapiro/a-community-warning-about-ziz-76c100180509

Their Victims :marseydead::marseydead:

https://openvallejo.org/2025/01/27/suspects-in-killings-of-vallejo-witness-vermont-border-patrol-agent-connected-by-marriage-license-extreme-ideology/

https://openvallejo.org/2025/01/27/man-killed-in-vallejo-was-main-witness-in-upcoming-murder-trial/

The Site's Archive :marseylongpost: :marseyschizowave: :marseylongpost:

https://sinceriously.blog-mirror.com/

https://sinceriously.blog-mirror.com/glossary/

These :marseytrain2: :marseytrain2: have in no particular order:

Impaled a landlord with a katana :marseyweeb:

Got shot for impaling said landlord :marseydead: :marseydead:

Got arested for threatning a rationalist meetup in guy fawks masks :marsey4chan: :marsey4chan:

Started and abandoned a houseboat fleet to avoid paying rent :marseypirate2: :marseypirate:

Induced schizophrenia transness and other :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizowave: trough sleep hemispheric deprivation and mind hacks :marseymeds: :marseymeds:

Plotted to kill some random spegs for reasons i can't be botherd to look into :marseytrollgun: :marseybountyhunter:

Organised murder of a members parents for being abusive (telling them to get a job) :marseylibleft:

Faked their death certificate to evade enemies :marseypeaceout:

Extra:

Google doc IP GRABBER!!! containing detailed info (probably, :marseydawkins:)

https://xcancel.com/kenthecowboy_/status/1884393311827550716#m

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RpAvd5TO5eMhJrdr2kz43dxT3nNm0XtuPcaW9kBIZL8/edit?tab=t.0

:marseynotesglow:

Interview with someone who is part of the cult (but totally not they pinky promise :marseywholesometrans:)

Screenshot of the :marseykiwimom: thread for the accountles

https://i.postimg.cc/KzGLRMh8/ziz-thread.png

Now playing: Stickerbrush Symphony (DKC2).mp3

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