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Thank GOODNESS for Socks' socks! I'm able to at least tell which tabby is which at first glance
I hope you're all well!
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Just go to the search bar and type in
"When I was 13"
"When I was 14"
"When I was 15"
"When I had s*x"
"I lost my virginity"
"I weighed around"
And sort by oldest
Thanks for that story carp
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Here bro. pic.twitter.com/HxjpsjmCqC
— Embodiment of Intellectual Prowess (@baldassnugget) February 2, 2025
Somehow he thinks this is normal. Some tvs have smoothing on as default. He didn't even know what it was. Zoomers are so brain rotted they think a normal ps5 can run rd2 which has a draw distance of like half a mile at 60fps. This is some ceiling bird levels of not noticing.
I think noticing should be a mandatory class in high school. A full second input lag would entirely unplayable for someone with a brain.
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SEC Confirms Game Service Roblox Part of 'Active Investigation
Agency withholds details, saying release may harm efforts
Company has faced questions about its reported player data
Responding to a Freedom of Information Act request, the commission said in a letter Friday that it couldn't share correspondence between staffers referencing Roblox, saying it could cause "harm to the ongoing enforcement proceeding."
"We have confirmed with Division of Enforcement staff that there are responsive emails between Enforcement staff referencing Roblox and that these emails are a part of an active and ongoing investigation," the commission said.
Bloomberg News couldn't confirm the subject of the investigation. Roblox didn't respond to requests for comment, and the SEC declined to make any additional comment.
Hunterbrook Media reported in November that Roblox was under investigation by the SEC, citing Freedom of Information Act requests. Hunterbrook cited an October letter from the commission saying it was withholding documents "which could reasonably be expected to interfere with enforcement activities." Its affiliate, Hunterbrook Capital, had a short position in the shares.
In October, the now-defunct short-seller Hindenburg Research published a report on child-safety concerns at Roblox and also alleged that the company had inflated its metrics, including the number of users who regularly play Roblox games and the amount of time they spend on average on the platform....
The video-game company has faced scrutiny over children's safety on the platform. Since 2018, At least two dozen people have been arrested by police in the US, accused of abusing or abducting victims they'd met or groomed using Roblox, Bloomberg News reported in July.
Shares of Roblox fell 11% on Thursday after the company reported slower-than-expected growth in daily users of its service. It reported 85.3 million active users as of year end.
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As we see here, even a brand new thread posted a paltry three minutes ago and about the most /r/AskReddit topic imaginable already had HOLY COW seven hundred and ten upchuds.
Don't believe me? See for yourself!
https://poal.co/s/AskPoal/747854
I refreshed and it's dropped down to a still respectable 291 uphitlers. I guess there's a lot of diversity of opinion on this site even for relatively banal subjects like giant robots. How cool is that?
The next thread is another very hot topic, very relevant and powerful Alaskan congressperson Lisa Murkowski:
1200 upTNDs on that bad boy in just 14 minutes. This one even has a comment. Let's check it out and see what Motte-level intellectual discourse goes on here:
https://poal.co/s/Twitchy/747853
Poal.co user ERROR; RNG_USERNAME_VAR_NOT_FOUND
offers some powerful insight into this with a not at all procedurally generated comment with very reasonable, intentional, deliberate and NOT random formatting to boot. No votes at all on that one yet, for some reason. Maybe the enormous userbase is all busy crafting lengthy polemics against or for his stance there.
The next newest thread is about Pompeo. Remember Pompeo? I don't besides the name, but several hundred Poal.co users remember him. Check these votes out.
Fluctuates like crazy every time I refresh. There seems to be an enormous but enormously healthy variety of pro- and anti-Pompeo sentiments there, going by how quickly the votes shift by several hundred. This thread even has TWO comments:
https://poal.co/s/Trump/747852
I don't know what they mean and I can't ask the users because there must be some bug from all the traffic preventing real users' real usernames from displaying.
Scrolling further down the bustling digital metropolis of poal.co, we see similar levels of activity, no matter the topic:
Pretty much all of their threads have many times our most upvoted posts' total votes. Even ones with no comments. It's inspiring and demoralizing in equal measure.
In closing I'd just like to remind everyone that you need to say nigger as much as possible to defeat the Jewish hydra.
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I thought this was an interesting piece, not just laughing at the little magats but trying to understand and appreciate them. It made me reflect on when I was young and looking to believe in something. I was in my last year of high school when Obama got elected, and I was so excited and so naive I really believed in hope and change. I thought things would be different, that they would be better.
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๐จ #BREAKING - RAW 60 MINUTES INTERVIEW with Kamala Harris during the election released... TRANSCRIPT in reply... pic.twitter.com/dYneIEPqQu
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) February 5, 2025
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Imagine hating on us when we're literally just minding our own business and browsing the web ๐
— Firefox ๐ฅ (@firefox) January 28, 2025
Apparently Brave got a little cheeky in Google Playstore (I don't see this in Tim Apple's store) and Mozzila is coping hard.
Firef*x claps back after Brave browser's Play Store shenanigans
https://old.reddit.com/r/firef*x/comments/1ic4w56/i_guess_this_is_a_response_for_braves_forget_the/
Why would they give their competitor free advertising
where is the competition? the true privacy browser is firef*x
*conditions apply. Please turn off data collection, sponsored links, non-privacy-preserving website advertising preferences, weather on New Tab page, pocket sponsored posts, default browser agent, Normandy, as well as suggestion improvements for search and web browsing. Be sure to not enable AI, and set default search engine to something that isn't Google.
**kindly please ignore that even if you turn off data collection, we will still relentlessly reach out to incoming.telemetry.mozzarella.org and location.services.mozzarella.com.
Firef*x really be doing anything but enable hdr support on YouTube.
Same reason I doubt I will ever trust something made by Lenovo. They screwed up in such a bad way in the past with that whole root cert thing on their OEM images that even a decade+ on I still associate them with it and never consider their products as an option if I can find anything else to do the job.
It is essentially a cult. The crypto crowd loves to overhype stuff as they are used to do it in their pyramid schemes.
Some other people also believe brave to be some kind of anti woke browser. It's just ideology.
in a newly-bought Macbook, install Firef*x and Chrome, then compare. despite having the M4 processor and generous amounts of unified memory, Chrome lags while Firef*x is buttery smooth
i feel sorry for people who's using Chrome, they don't even know they got used to terrible experience that they think it's normal. it's like not knowing what's above 60 Hz refresh rate or not having experienced OLED
Firef*x for everything. Safari if I want to stream 4K on Netflix. Chrome if my work will be primarily on Google Docs or Gmail. Brave if it's winter and I want to use my computer as a space heater
I use Firef*x on my computer and brave on my phone. I haven't noticed brave heating up my phone though. What's going on with Brave that everyone hates them so much?
personally, i don't like that you can't disable or hide the features that are bundled with the browser - vpn, crypto, and ai. as for the company behind Brave, i dislike their marketing because they have no business hating on other browsers if they're just a Chrome reskin themselves.
as for the heating part, well, that's my experience on Mac because it's so unoptimized. Chrome is slow as it is, but when you bundle it with other bloat, it takes a toll on your machine. there's also a long-running joke that Brave mines crypto, that's why it gets hot
Brave on my old M1 laptop literally has better battery life than Safari. You can turn all the shit off. Neighbor what world are Mozzilatards living in? Oh yeah, one where Furryfox has a 69% market share and they're not a fat slob in a boring butt IT job for some middling company.
Don't be a lameass Furryfox user, be brave! The browser that puts you first | Brave
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Hecko!
Yesterday night, I decided to try and get some sweet xitter likes by doing the classic move of pissing people off.
For those who do not know, Technoblade was am extremely popular Minecraft youtuber, who used to be part of the DreamSMP.
also most importantly, he's dead.
Died of bone cancer in mid 2022. And every year since then he's friends have gotten together to use his death for charity. The most recent example being yesterday from other large Minecraft youtuber, and drama QUEEN TommyInnit
In response I threw a tweet out into the ether, making fun of them doing this.
I know nothing about these people.
โ gerg (@_gergYT) January 22, 2025
But didn't this dude die like 5 years ago?
How many times are you going to dance around a corpse for money? pic.twitter.com/ncSjemPdw1
And while I did not get many likes or views on X.
I did quite well on REDDIT
https://old.reddit.com/r/MinecraftMemes/comments/1i7syde/umm_what/
3.2k upmarseys and the thread got Ya'lled.
(check thread for funny upset children, a lot got deleted by internet jannies, and Im too lazy to select a few)
Then just do a charity drive, at some point it's ridiculous. You think they are gonna be "raising money for Technoblade" 20 years later too?
โ gerg (@_gergYT) January 22, 2025
It's beating a quite literally dead horse
Surprisingly a lot of people seem to know where I'm coming from but I just "worded it badly" (Worded it DRAMATICALLY more like it)
And a lot of other people have said they are unsubscribing from me due to my horrible PR.
I'm sure this has done irreversible damage to my reputation and I will never recover....
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Imagine whatever you think the "male" version of this behavior in the workplace is like - maybe some performative jocky behavior between men - then ask yourself if women feel welcomed or alienated working in that environment. https://t.co/3loqq4u7mz
— AnechoicMedia (@AnechoicMedia_) February 1, 2025
Do you think if your boss posted a video of himself dancing at the office and chanting about his peepee this would dismissed as "guys having fun"? There is a lack of equal standards for workplace behavior for women.
โ AnechoicMedia (@AnechoicMedia_) February 1, 2025
Someone manages to work in Visualizing The Apple and The Heatmap into gen z boss and a mini criticism
Visualize the apple + heat map
โ Judefetzen (@mistermugabe) February 1, 2025
When you realize the vast majority of them cannot imagine what the other side thinks, you begin to understand why things are the way they are pic.twitter.com/MjvVAWMi5p
He missed incorporating the BQ but someone else has his back
This is the "How would you feel if you didn't ear breakfast this morning?" Question for women.
โ QuietStorm (@AudibleStorm) February 1, 2025
Some won't understand, but many will just answer "it's ok for us to behave this way, but not men, because muh patriarchy or muh made up wage gap."
YWNBAT is a novel take
What Armand feels rage about is not being a "cute girl" having fun at the office
โ Brian Little (@BrianSculling) February 1, 2025
SPAL jumpscare
Facts
โ Alex (@Marsey_Le_Tigre) February 1, 2025
We live in a matriarchy, not a patriarchy
And it needs to end
This is the first time I've seen anyone rightly call out the scrote menace with regard to this though. So even after like a year on, the discourse is still evolving
The real problem is that guys want the cute girls in their workplace even if the girls destroy the work culture because they think there's a chance they might bone them.
โ Dr. hbd nrx ๐ธ (@HbdNrx) February 1, 2025
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This was posted on rDrama a year ago but without annotation or marseys.
The reddit OP is [[[deleted]]] but his legacy lives on.
Pinned comment:
You can read the full context behind the 'You will never be a real woman' YWNBAW copypasta here
The link does not offer full context. It references its origin on a 4chan thread but doesn't even give the get.
Psychiatrists disagree with you.
Psychiatrists can say what they want, you will still, never be, a woman.
Why not?
Because You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs... [the full copypasta]
So what gives you more authority to make that judgement than psychiatrists?
So essentially, this is my reasoning:
You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. [full copypasta]
That's not reasoning. You just reposted the copypasta.
(Yeah no shit, that's what it's there for
)
Because for some reason you aren't getting the message.
His observation doesn't come from an appeal to authority, like yours and "psychiatrists" do. His observation is based off of reality.
I can say I feel like an Asian woman. I can say I feel like a foxen kin, and psychiatrists can agree that I AM one, all they want, but the fact remains I was born a white male. Nothing changes this. Surgery doesn't. Altering my hormones doesn't. Changing my posture and clothes doesn't.
Would you like me to pasta that copy for you, again? Or is 4 times good enough?
[gay shit about appeals to authority and meta discussion]
Heres the climax!
I'll ask you point blank then: You think a man is a woman the moment he believes himself to be one?
Yes, she is.
INTENSIFIES
[[[ Removed by Reddit ]]]
Except that the overwhelming scientific consensus on the subject is that gender identity exists separately from biological s*x, and that altering the latter to match the former is better, more healthy, and more feasible than the inverse.
As per my last two paragraphs [[[removed above]]], your comment qualifies as this conversation being ended.
If you're not willing to converse without me rejecting science in favor of supporting your bigotry, then yeah, we can't really continue from there.
Our brave little biological reality warrior then goes on to frick everything up by resorting to 2015 insults.
You're a bootlicker, incapable of thinking for yourself. Probably a cuck. Thanks for removing yourself from the gene pool
The battle continues, a year past the original post date. I won't copy it here, it's off in the weeds past the original point but here's the link many layers deep:
https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/lyktos/ywnbaw/jco4w2w/?context=8
A couple of teasers if you want to delve into the ancient battlefield:
Imagine calling someone a "bootlicker" because they're more pro-freedom than you
Freedom to sin is terrible for the soul. Should be stopped immediately. Inshallah.
If I want to commit a sin that hurts me and me alone, then I see no reason why laws should exist to restrict that. It's my afterlife to afterlive.
There is no such sin that only affects the sinner.
Ivan Karamazov ... Grand Inquisitor ... Long gay quote from some dead russian with a stupid name
Yeah I'm not reading that great wall of china long text wall
Your lack of classical education does not render Dostoevsky obscure, kid. (my favorite cringe out of all of this)
Those who believe in omniscient, omnipotent and omnibenevolent gods must know that such hypotheticals bla bla
[the battle ends 2 years after the original thread]
Honourable Mention (!bardfinn spelling)
You ๐๐ will never โ be a real ๐ woman ๐ฉ. You ๐ have no ๐ ๐ womb ๐ถ, you ๐ have no ๐ ๐ปโ ovaries ๐ฃ๐ฉ๐พ, you ๐ have no โ๐ซ eggs ๐ฅ. You ๐ are a homosexual ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ man ๐จ๐ผ๐ซ twisted ๐ฅจ by drugs ๐ and surgery ๐ฅ into a crude ๐บ mockery ๐ค of nature's perfection ๐.
All ๐ฏ the "validation" you ๐ get ๐๐ฎ๐น is two-faced and half-hearted ๐. Behind โฉ your ๐๐พ back โฌ people ๐จ mock ๐จ๐ you ๐๐. Your ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ parents ๐ช๐ฌ are disgusted ๐คข and ashamed ๐ฉ of you ๐, your ๐ "friends" laugh ๐คฃ๐ at your โ๐ ghoulish appearance ๐ behind ๐๐ฅ closed ๐ซ doors ๐ช.
Men ๐จ are utterly ๐ repulsed by you ๐๐. Thousands ๐๐ผ๐ฏ of years ๐ of evolution ๐ have allowed ๐ men ๐จ to sniff ๐ out frauds ๐ซ with incredible ๐ฏโผโ efficiency ๐. Even ๐
s ๐โโ๏ธ๐ who "pass" look ๐ uncanny and unnatural ๐ฝ to a man ๐จ๐. Your ๐ bone ๐ structure ๐ is a dead โ giveaway ๐๐ฅณ๐. And even ๐ if you ๐ manage ๐ง to get ๐ a drunk ๐บ๐ป guy ๐จ home ๐ with you ๐, he'll turn ๐ tail ๐ and bolt ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ the second โฑ he ๐ฅ gets ๐๐ด a whiff ๐ค of your ๐๐๐พ๐ diseased ๐ท๐ฑ, infected ๐ axe ๐๐ค๐ wound ๐จ.
You ๐ will never ๐ซ๐ฉ be happy ๐. You ๐ wrench ๐จ๐ฟโ๐ง out a fake ๐ป smile ๐ every โ single โ morning ๐ and tell ๐ฌ yourself it's going ๐ to be ok ๐๐ฏ, but ๐ deep ๐ฑ inside ๐ you ๐ feel ๐ the depression ๐ญ creeping ๐ฅ up โฌ like ๐ a weed ๐, ready ๐ to crush ๐๐ you ๐ under โโฌ๐ the unbearable ๐ค weight ๐๐๐ค.
Eventually ๐ฆ๐ it'll be too much ๐ฉ๐๐ to bear ๐ฏ๐ป - you'll buy ๐ฐ a rope โฐ, tie ๐ a noose ๐, put ๐ it around ๐ your ๐๐ neck ๐ช, and plunge ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฉ into the cold โ abyss ๐๐. Your ๐ parents ๐ช will find ๐ you ๐, heartbroken ๐๐ข but ๐ relieved ๐คค that they no ๐ฃ longer ๐ have to live ๐ฉ with the unbearable ๐ฅ๐๐ shame ๐ณ and disappointment ๐. They'll bury โฐ you ๐ with a headstone marked ๐ with your ๐ถ๐ birth ๐ name ๐, and every โ passerby for the rest ๐ค of eternity ๐๐๐ ๐ฟ will know ๐ค a man ๐จ is buried ๐ณ there. Your ๐ body ๐ will decay โ and go ๐๐ผโโ๏ธ back ๐ to the dust ๐จ, and all ๐ฏ that will remain ๐ฅ of your ๐ legacy ๐๐ is a skeleton ๐ that is unmistakably male ๐ฆ.
This is your ๐๐ ๐ fate ๐โ . This is what you ๐ chose ๐๐๐. There is no ๐ ๐๐ง turning ๐ซโฉ back ๐.
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Spotted by ScreenRant and posted within The Walking Dead Deluxe #105's Cutting Room Floor pages, Kirkman briefly mentioned Garth Ennis' Crossed comic as one more brutal series, in terms of apocalyptic exploration, than his own. This led Kirkman to discuss a line he wouldn't cross when mapping out Negan's tour of the Saviors' camp for Carl, in a plot to intimidate him. Kirkman revealed he nearly had Negan, "undress down to his boxers and say to Carl, 'What do you want to do next?'" This isn't the first time the bat-wielding villain drove the narrative into a darker place during the comic's development process, as Kirkman also recalled another controversial Negan topic during The Walking Dead's story in the same issue of the colorized reprint, regarding the antagonist's "wives."
You know between this, and Coral almost getting r*ped that time and Alpha pimping out her daughter. I think ol' Bobby here might be a Libertarian.
Sauce
https://g*merant.com/the-walking-dead-negan-carl-storyline-originally-much-darker/