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[awesome news] i got raided yuh 9:31
We're jinxlistening to the new Effie single (readers beware she's a young kpop female)
we're finishing 3 hours of pounding away at the keyboard like a neighbor in heat for the stream. 20 neighbors came into his stream from a raid from another EU stream, but nobody talked
Jinxthinker knows he has changed lives with his stream 1:15
we look at AI streamer girls and the end of the stream (a few screenshots of the map). He got 10% Admin efficiency before 1610 with Prussia or some shit
He has a lot of b-word countries and plans to frick up more countries.
He felt too shy to really talk to chat and shit after he got raided 4:20. He's going to learn to be more phil-like
In the meantime he needs to watch TV and do laundry. The stuff that makes your clothes soft is currently problematic.
He had a bastard dinner: Burritos, spicy as frick. He likes his chili hot and HOT. 5:10
Jinxthinker wonders out loud if he had a wank. He went to use the bathroom and kinda had a piss accident in his trousers. 6:00
His clothes have been in the washing machine for a few days without drying them
Jinxmother is coming to clean on Sunday but it's only Wednesday but it's all fricked up in there. He's out of Monsters and has resorted to drinking yellow water so he also needs to go to the store; also needed: pizzas, hot dogs
After the chili is gone we're down to only bread and bullshit food 7:30
Minutes after wondering if he masturbated today, he remembers that he did masturbate because he had semen all over his arm 7:50
He is undecided about whether he will stream tomorrow. He aggressively rolls his R's for about 10 seconds while saying Steel Rising 8:15
He will conquer the world in EU 4
!jinxthinkers do you ever get too busy changing lives to do your laundry or get groceries?
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๐ฏ๐ต Tokyo gubernatorial election candidate puts her sexy gal posters up.
— Lord Bebo (@MyLordBebo) June 20, 2024
Sheโs a porn star as far as I understood. pic.twitter.com/42VCKdPpSO
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Or is he healing from circumcision? Where is the site's best poster, it's not the same without him.
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The responses in this thread are heartbreaking, some men are ev!l๐
— Veektorhia (@Vboss_13) June 19, 2024
How do people sleep after inflicting pains on others?๐คฆ๐ผโโ๏ธ๐๐ฝ pic.twitter.com/v5Zv4JLMY4
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Been touching grass more since summer started: hiking a ton, grilling, biking, sailing etc. been leaving work early and I've barely been posting here.
What have you all been up to now that it's been too nice to stay inside and what are you planning to get up to outside this summer?
Also give me suggestions for a summer css profile theme
Photo I took today to make this thread more interesting
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โRacismโฆI think your sonโs tumor was caused by racism.โ pic.twitter.com/FQn79NFzaH
— Richard Hanania (@RichardHanania) June 19, 2024
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Am I really that out of the loop? Everyone's talking about this as if it's already been proven long in the past and society has come to accept it as truth. Well can you include me in the group chat the next time something like this happens? I don't even know where the heck to begin. I know the Rh factor was discovered in Rhesus monkeys. Or somehow Rhesus monkeys were involved. Maybe they're the ones who discovered it. Goddammit now I've already opened up so many more questions before I've gotten any answers.
So does this mean that if someone is the Antichrist and you inject Rhesus monkey blood into them and they turn Rh+ they stop being the Antichrist? Because that would be really useful.
AboveTopSecret is great. If you feel like you want a conspiracy theory you go there and they give you 5 different ones.
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