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NEW: Man gets sent to the hospital after trying to run through 1000 strips of duct tape.
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) February 9, 2025
Australian social media personality Lil Golo was rushed to the hospital after knocking himself out.
Lil Golo is known for his “unique” stunts like the one below but is now considering… pic.twitter.com/TjhUVCdQ2n
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Kind of like his Christian album only, you know, a Nazi album. Instead of Chik Fil A you've got "My girl like Auschwitz, she open 7 days a week".
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BREAKING: LOS ANGELES POLICE HAVE LOST CONTROL OF LARGE PARTS OF DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES pic.twitter.com/zFcSGDnk7j
— News Rated (@NewsRated) February 3, 2025
/r/The_Donald discusses sending in Marines to declare martial law
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frick my shitnıgger r*pelife https://t.co/bTnEyzlyGc
— Kalos Groyper (@realKalos) February 9, 2025
- /r/PlusSize
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.webp?h=10 "Fedora (Red Hat Enterprise Linux) - Reminds me of 2004")
LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH 
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balancing like 3 books right now. finished a muriel spark in the middle of the night last night while eating salami out of the fridge.
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DON’T WATCH IT !!
— Jared Taylor (@RealJarTaylor) February 9, 2025
The Superbowl is an orgy of red-white-and-blue vulgarity. It is a non-stop celebration of black people that starts with their Black National Anthem.
Last year’s game was the most-watched TV broadcast in US history. It got half the adult population—123 million… pic.twitter.com/Sg5gSMEy8C
Basically this:
says probation 
is easy, dregs 
of society disagree 
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Coming soon! pic.twitter.com/BETCBf4s3N
— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) February 5, 2025
— Eyal Yakoby (@EYakoby) February 5, 2025
The Trump Resort, Gaza in 2030 pic.twitter.com/8ERR1Nyiz5
— Shelley G (@ShelleyGldschmt) February 5, 2025
🫳🏼
— Hashem (@HashemAllMighty) February 5, 2025
🇵🇸
🗑️
Thoughts? pic.twitter.com/5zn6HMLSJd
— Jews Fight Back 🇺🇸🇮🇱 (@JewsFightBack) February 5, 2025
Think bigger pic.twitter.com/vxZJpXvxEq
— Kitty Surprise (@KittySurprise1) February 5, 2025
Confetti was needed 🎉 pic.twitter.com/H5TP1H2AIE
— Caт Вee ✡︎🪶 (@CatShoshanna) February 5, 2025
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Tonight, I'm wearing bigass fake titties and smoking a bowI in my car. I like to feel sexy but where does this end?
It started as leggings that I bought, to indulge in a completely seperate fetish from crossdressing.
It's not meth-induced
and I've have had it since like age 6. 21 years later and I finally can explore that part of me a bit. So I get hyped that I get to explore that fetish finally, yet here I am dressing up as a woman to "look sexy," wh??
Will this hit a ceiling before I'm fully trans?
(this is fully trans)
I'm pretty secure as a male & I don't act feminine ever (except now with the having titties and struggling not to play with them)
Thanks for any insight or experiences
P.S. If you wanna see my tits...well ngl I wanna show you them hahaha, and I won't be able to judge them accurately so I need your opinions. Together we can perpetuate the cycle of goon and stop humanity from freeing itself
!chuds !transphobes please let these people in the bathroom with your children
says USAid is 'beyond repair' 
and he is working to shut it down 
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pretend this is a huge deal and it means he's gonna get rid of medicaid next. 
say there will be backlash when 
realize theyve been duped now that they heckin' wholesome random money for other countries fund and more tacpayer dollars will go to domestic issues! Noooo 
https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1igk9s8/elon_musk_says_usaid_is_beyond_repair_and_he_is/
edit: he needs to be heckin prosecuted and charged with treason 
https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1igpcas/musk_im_closing_entire_federal_department_down/
about heckin war crimerinos over literal Nazis getting carpet bombed 
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Wait... wasn't the bombing of Dresden a borderline war crime because it almost exclusively targeted civilians? pic.twitter.com/bQFeCswAD3
— Reddit Lies (@reddit_lies) February 6, 2025
!Nonchuds Mask off moment
"but muh civilians" Nazis deserved all that they got just like Japs deserved to get nuked
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I couldn't even tell you the names of any of them. I've never even played as Donkey Kong in Smash or Mario Kart because he's the BIPOC of the Mario universe and sucks.
Carp doesn't want you to know this, but this is what Donkey Kong actually looks like
We should get rid of Donkey Kong December. We should get rid of White Women Wednesdays and just have Wario Wednesdays instead. Look at him
.webp?h=10 "Top Hat (kek) - Technically a top hat, shut up")
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How many of you break the law just to goon? It aint a new thang! The old heads would break the law all the time just to goon! Aight, sheeit imma hit ya'll off with a quick lesson on masturbation. You see, none of the GOONERS can agree on where gooning originated and how some GOONING became illegal and some didn't. Sheeit, some of our GOONERS are Christians and according to them, God HATES gooners. As proof, they point to the story of Onan. That's a real deep cut there nigguh get your googles on that shit for real. That dude was the first to say yo FRICK GOD I DON'T WANT GUSSY because GOONING is better.
Folks like me, we goon hard but we ain't Christians. I'm not tryna read an old book unless its a sticky playboy ya heard me? in my set we believe that true gooning as we enjoy it today originated with De Sade. Now that motherlover figured out that all these laws, morality, and modesty is bullshit. It's all about GOONING NON-STOP to COMPLETELY ABHORRENT shit. Check this shit out, this gentleman GOONED so hard the FEDS said ENOUGH FUN and they charged him with pornography, s*x crimes, and blasphemy. He said I ain't gonna stop COOMING this is what I believe in to the bottom of my heart I die for this goon shit. I didn't even mention that this KING had royal ancestry. They arrested him many times and he just kept getting out. He gooned so hard FEDS were trying to KILL him.
They aint kill him though. My gooners, we look up to De Sade. We stay in that evil shit bruh we know that the best cooms come from the worst filth imaginable
- Virgin vulva in a monogamous marriage making consentual and thoughtful love to each other?
NO. I HATE THAT SHIT NIGGUH.
De Sade is a real G for us gooners. If you don't understand then maybe you're not a REAL GOONER and we don't want no FAKE GOONERS on our set so you best get going. Before he left, he wrote the best filth ever. Shit goes so hard, it has GOONER scholars decoding it in modern day. Sheeeit. This GENIUS left behind the whole blueprint for HARDCORE GOON ADDICTS.
Now there's one more set I wanna talk about and that's the EVOLUTIONARY BIOLOGISTS. Sheeit, I don't really frick with these BIPOCs. They be using science and shit to trace back the origins of COOMING in humans and the psychological underpinnings of GOONING in our shared human ancestry. Because it's crazy, cultures around the world, completely disconnected across space and time, and we all GOON hard.
Some of us gooners, sheeit when we're not out there selling COOMpacks on Whatsapp/Telegram, we look up at the stars and wonder... do aliens coom? If they do then maybe this goon shit goes back further than human history. Maybe it was passed down to us from ancient galactic beings. And it's our duty to pass on the gift of GOONING to the next generation and get them hooked on TORRENTED PORN, USED TAMPONS, and UNSAFE S*X.
But this post isn't about all the sets. It's about one young man who had the courage to stand against society and GOON. That man is me. Sheeit when I started gooning I was just a YB aint got shit going on for me in life except weak butt shit like college, caring parents, and goals and aspirations. Then I discovered GOONING and I realised actually I aint tryna hear all that shit. I was put on this Earth to GOON.
WOMEN TRY TO STOP ME FROM COOMING BUT THEY CAN'T.
I want pain, faeces, and rotten, cut-open torsos that I coom into. But back when I was a wee young lad I didn't have TERABYTES of COOMpacks (DM me for details). So sheeit I did what's called the dictionary game. I would look up naughty words in a physical dictionary, read that filth, and GOON hard.
It's the best way to goon. You don't need:
Clothes
Lube
Internet
Electricity
A mobile device or electronic gadgets
You just need a dictionary and your hand. Just keeping gooning boys. The promised land is almost here.
THEY NOT LIKE US.
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Technology? !chuds !nooticers !trump2024
https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1igv0jp/national_50_states_antitrump_protest_planned_for/
https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iguth2/newsweek_national_50_states_antitrump_protest/
https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/duplicates/1ihh63h/online_movement_50501_calls_for_national_50/
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