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I've been overthinking buying a power extension from a website for the past 2 hours

ffs just buy one

just buy one JUST BUY ONE

JUST BUY ONE JUST BUY ONE JUST BUY ONE JUST BUY ONE AAAAAAA

:#marseyschizotwitch: :#marseyschizotwitch: :#marseyschizotwitch: :#marseyschizotwitch: :#marseyschizotwitch:

Additional information: check it out, with this one you get a free pen

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48 hits an arrogant femoid reporter with the Vance Glance :surewalz:

!chuds :marseyxd:

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Tired of winning yet? :marseychuddance:

					
					

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737578620B1ppPFZwhPDnUw.webp

:marseymyeisha: you needs less tricknology n increase dem p values n sheeeei-

:marseydarktrump: dei hires OUT

:marseymyeishagenocide:

:soyjaktantrum: m-my grant proposal

:truesto#rybro:

Five minutes later: https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737578620KAsIsXc-V20OcQ.webp


!chuds some of the overpaid gov't titsucker subreddits :marseycope: and :soysnooseethe: hard rn:

/r/fednews :marseyglow: /r/professors :soycry: /r/1102 :marseyhoneypot: /r/foreignservice :marseymerchant: /r/daca :marseymexican: /r/patentlaw :marseyboomer: /r/womenintech :marseygirlboss: /r/usajobs :marseysp!yglow: /r/antiwork :marseydogwalker:

Post more in the comments!


Bonus content

https://old.reddit.com/r/ANormalDayInAmerica/comments/1i7ke6f/wife_just_lost_her_job_because_of_an_executive/

:marseymistressgenocide: :m!arseysoyhype:

https://old.reddit.com/r/sales/comments/1i7j8r0/closed_my_first_100k_deal_and_then_i_didnt/

>$100k deal

>... revoking already approved funding for this refugee focused Non-Profit ... had to lay off 90% of their staff within 24 hours ... backed out of the deal

Lot of money for peaceful refugee activists !nooticers ...

:marseywron#gthonk:

https://old.reddit.com/r/ZeroCovidCommunity/comments/1i7ench/fed_up_w_judgement_for_eating_outside/

>I work in a hospital

>workplace full of disease

:marseymindblown:


Like and subscribe for more :marseysatisfied:

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Why annexing Canada would destroy the United States : neoliberal

					
					
					
	

				
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Why do so many black women shave their heads and dye it blonde?

I just saw another at the superbowl pre game black woman band show and I'm really at a loss here. Why are they trying to look as ugly as possible? Is it some feminist thing? Why blonde, to get back at whitey? Why are most of them fat?

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Notes on the Crises | Day Five of the Trump-Musk Treasury Payments Crisis of 2025: Not "Read Only" access anymore

For anyone unfamiliar, the eponymous "crises" in the title are NOT about the evil orange man who is bad - Notes on the Crises is a political economy newsletter started a few years ago by Nathan Tankus to comment on the intersecting global economic disasters triggered by the Covid-19 pandemic.

Nathan is a @TracingWoodgrains style "truth neurodivergent" not a wingcucked political hack. He's just a big giant dork who does things like FOIA request the minutes from all US Federal Reserve Board meetings from 1967-1973

Nathan looks like this, and I would believe almost anything that he writes, because it is backed by powerful neurodivergent spirits.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738675390NCetNa1oCGswHw.webp

When he writes about the COBOL code in the treasury department, I'm confident he's talking to beardy old men who write and maintain that code.


I would also like to clarify some confusion on social media. The issue with understanding and grasping a COBOL system is not knowing COBOL, as a programming language, in the abstract. Nor is it, god help me, something that AI can "do" because you fired one of these chatbots up and got some code that could compile when you asked "write me some COBOL code". The issue is understanding the specific physical limitations of the system, the way that it interacts with the "Business Logic" of the code and a million other contextual factors.

There is specific code which tells you where to direct specific payments in specific ways and the structures, and why they are structured the way they are, requires deep contextual knowledge. This is "business logic". The entire issue with COBOL and why it has been such a struggle to maintain it is that COBOL systems (both private and public) developed for decades with very little documentation, have a million different path dependent coding choices. Mar Hicks 2020 article in Logic Magazine "Built to Last" is worth a read on this topic.

This is what I meant yesterday when I referenced that 30 different COBOL systems at Treasury had developed their own "dialects" and they launched Payment Application Modernization (PAM), which among other things, unified them. What they unified was the business logic of those systems (as well as likely other factors, most notably the physical architecture of the systems they ran on). Part of me wishes they didn't modernize with PAM because those 30 different and distinct systems would have been more secure from their infiltration. PAM processed 4.7 trillion dollars of payments in 2024.

It's also true that some similar issues can emerge with other more recent programming languages and the way "business logic" emerges if a mission critical IT system developed using a more recent programming language. But COBOL is unique; after all it's literally "common business-oriented language". So while knowing the COBOL programming language is better than not knowing it, it does not make that much of a difference with these young Musk programmers mucking about.

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Senator makes a silly pun. Liberals MAD

In the Senate hearing for Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, freshman Senator Tim Sheehy decides to crack a little joke.

:marseysmirk2:: How many genders are there? A tough one.

:marseyconfused:: Uh, Senator there are two genders.

:marseygiggle:: I know that well, I'm a Sheehy (pronounced She/He)

There's some polite laughs, because it's a silly little pun, and Hegseth laughs too hard like a cute twink. People are MAD


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Marsey Style XL LoRA

I've been messing around trying to figure out LoRA training recently and decided to train a style LoRA on the original Marsey Telegram stickers.

Should more flexible than MarseyGen since this is trained on a newer uncensored model, but it's booru tag-based so it's not as easy to prompt.

Civitai Download Page

Recommended Settings:

  • Requires a UI that supports SDXL V-Pred models such as reForge/Comfy UI

  • Model: NoobAI-XL V-Pred-1.0 (may work ok with other NoobAI based models)

  • LoRA strength: 1.0

  • Sampler: Euler A

  • Scheduler: Beta

  • Steps: 30

  • CFG Scale: 5

  • CFG Rescale: 0.5-0.7

  • Zero SNR: On

Use the following tags to generate images of Marsey:

domestic cat, white fur, orange fur, black eyes, striped tail

Full example prompt:

masterpiece, best quality, marseystyle,

solo, domestic cat, white fur, orange fur, black eyes, striped tail, sitting, :D, blush, black background

<lora:marseystyle:1>

Negative prompt: worst quality, low quality

Some example images (with metadata from reForge UI):

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/r/Movies :marseynooticeglow: About The :marseytrain2: Movie

					
					

And yet, despite all of this, the Academy is showering the film with nominations. It's disheartening to see how -actual- Mexican films, with authenticity and cultural accuracy, don't receive this level of recognition. Instead, we get a film that diminishes the importance of language and cultural representation, all for the sake of style over substance. Imaging making an Italian language movie where Brad Pitt keeps his Italian in "Inglorious Basterds" not as a comedy but as a serious drama, that was this movie. A joke.

:marseylaugh#:

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Woman can Excuse Racism, Bigotry, Evil, But Draws the Line at Being Unattractive

Unrelated, here's the author:

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:chadblack: vs 5 crybully :zoomertears:

					
					

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:marseyleafpearlclutch: Canadians are super pissed... : PrepperIntel :marseyrake:

					
					

OP

Canadian here. Not sure if this is PreperIntel worthy but just reporting something I've honestly never seen in my life. Canadians woke up today feeling super patriotic. And super pissed. Not that we aren't usually patriotic but we aren't a bunch of flag wavers. It's more a quiet patriotism we keep to ourselves. And we are generally a polite and reserved bunch in general.

Not today. Holy... the mood in Canada is ... PISSED.

Most of the anger is aimed at your current head of state but also at your country as a whole. Not so much individual Americans. You will be perfectly safe traveling through Canada or visiting. But there is outright anger directed at any product with a "Made in the USA" flag. Every store in Canada is going around with maple leaf stickers marking the "Made in Canada" products. Consumer boycotts are springing up organically across the country. The talk is really sort of ... ugly.

I get the sense there has been significant damage done to the US Brand in Canada. And I don't think it's confined to Canada. I have friends in the UK who say the same. They are also just frankly pissed beyond all reason. I expect it's the same across Europe.

Hopefully it dies down. It's absolutely non-productive and unCanadian. America and Canada have been ride or die BFF's for a century or more. I live in Arizona 1/2 time and I love LOVE it here. I have yet to personally meet an American I didn't genuinely like. You are good people. You do not deserve any of this.

Unless of course you voted for this. In which case... hope you get everything you voted for and then some.


:#taylaugh:

also RIP to /r/prepperintel, it has turned into just another 'Drumf le bad' subreddit :marseylibations:

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:marseysurej#an:

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:#marseycheerup:

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:marseyhappening: :redlight: ADIN ROSS X KANYE INTERVIEW INCOMING :redlight: :marseyhappening:

But probably not cause the cute twink had the NERVE to correct Ye on the spelling of his name. Adin is a broke butt neighbor.

!chuds !r-slurs

Edit

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Edit edit :mars#eyitsover:

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DEVELOPING: People of Cartel have taken over Los Angeles, police have lost all control

/r/The_Donald discusses sending in Marines to declare martial law

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I've hit 2 million views in the past 30 days.

Sure, I've neglected everything else I'm supposed to be doing but look at that view count.

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least nicotine addicted rs girlie

					
					

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this is her btw

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Reddit :marseydownvotemad: arrests coming!
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:redlight: Elon Musk's DOGE Dealt Two Legal Blows in 24 Hours :redlight:

A federal judge on Friday blocked an attempt to put 2,700 U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) employees on paid leave and recall nearly all of those posted abroad.

U.S. District Judge Carl J. Nichols has now entered a temporary restraining order in the case, putting the Trump administration's plans on hold. Nichols wrote that the firing of USAID employees would result in "physical harm."

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U.S. District Judge Paul A. Engelmayer on Saturday blocked the department from accessing Treasury Department records that contain sensitive personal data such as Social Security and bank account numbers for millions of Americans.

The judge's decision said Treasury records from the Bureau of Fiscal Services can only be accessed by specialized civil servants who need them for their jobs and bars the Trump administration from granting access to political appointees, special government employees, or those outside Treasury. The White House says Musk is classified as a special government employee.

how u gunna work weekends around the justice system u retard?

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I stand with Israel, and they will stand within the fucking us @H ahahaha

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:#marseyrightoidschizo: https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738223394yfPC-ziblmepvA.webp

:#marseypsycho: https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738223395V9LWJ97JdOXzXw.webp

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How many of ya'll did the DICTIONARY GOON? (real shit)

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https://media.tenor.com/-7HQYqPeJjAAAAAx/ejaculation-explosion.webp

How many of you break the law just to goon? It aint a new thang! The old heads would break the law all the time just to goon! Aight, sheeit imma hit ya'll off with a quick lesson on masturbation. You see, none of the GOONERS can agree on where gooning originated and how some GOONING became illegal and some didn't. Sheeit, some of our GOONERS are Christians and according to them, God HATES gooners. As proof, they point to the story of Onan. That's a real deep cut there nigguh get your googles on that shit for real. That dude was the first to say yo FRICK GOD I DON'T WANT GUSSY because GOONING is better.

Folks like me, we goon hard but we ain't Christians. I'm not tryna read an old book unless its a sticky playboy ya heard me? :coomer: in my set we believe that true gooning as we enjoy it today originated with De Sade. Now that motherlover figured out that all these laws, morality, and modesty is bullshit. It's all about GOONING NON-STOP to COMPLETELY ABHORRENT shit. Check this shit out, this gentleman GOONED so hard the FEDS said ENOUGH FUN and they charged him with pornography, s*x crimes, and blasphemy. He said I ain't gonna stop COOMING this is what I believe in to the bottom of my heart I die for this goon shit. I didn't even mention that this KING had royal ancestry. They arrested him many times and he just kept getting out. He gooned so hard FEDS were trying to KILL him.

They aint kill him though. My gooners, we look up to De Sade. We stay in that evil shit bruh we know that the best cooms come from the worst filth imaginable

  • Virgin vulva in a monogamous marriage making consentual and thoughtful love to each other?

NO. I HATE THAT SHIT NIGGUH.

https://media.tenor.com/IGxWkIMWY4MAAAAx/hate-hatred.webp

De Sade is a real G for us gooners. If you don't understand then maybe you're not a REAL GOONER and we don't want no FAKE GOONERS on our set so you best get going. Before he left, he wrote the best filth ever. Shit goes so hard, it has GOONER scholars decoding it in modern day. Sheeeit. This GENIUS left behind the whole blueprint for HARDCORE GOON ADDICTS.

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/we-translated-the-marquis-de-sade-s-most-obscene-work-here-s-how-a7393066.html

Now there's one more set I wanna talk about and that's the EVOLUTIONARY BIOLOGISTS. Sheeit, I don't really frick with these BIPOCs. They be using science and shit to trace back the origins of COOMING in humans and the psychological underpinnings of GOONING in our shared human ancestry. Because it's crazy, cultures around the world, completely disconnected across space and time, and we all GOON hard.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738424915DFo8wKOxccRIjQ.webp

https://media.tenor.com/TXdZvyjjYMIAAAAx/reaction-what.webp

Some of us gooners, sheeit when we're not out there selling COOMpacks on Whatsapp/Telegram, we look up at the stars and wonder... do aliens coom? If they do then maybe this goon shit goes back further than human history. Maybe it was passed down to us from ancient galactic beings. And it's our duty to pass on the gift of GOONING to the next generation and get them hooked on TORRENTED PORN, USED TAMPONS, and UNSAFE S*X.

https://media.tenor.com/lH64UaVl_00AAAAx/lord-vishnu.webp

But this post isn't about all the sets. It's about one young man who had the courage to stand against society and GOON. That man is me. Sheeit when I started gooning I was just a YB aint got shit going on for me in life except weak butt shit like college, caring parents, and goals and aspirations. Then I discovered GOONING and I realised actually I aint tryna hear all that shit. I was put on this Earth to GOON.

https://media.tenor.com/OrQWyfcliMIAAAAx/sasha-banks-moans.webp

https://media.tenor.com/7_Or8zP1S9wAAAAx/doctor-who-dr-who.webp

WOMEN TRY TO STOP ME FROM COOMING BUT THEY CAN'T.

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I want pain, faeces, and rotten, cut-open torsos that I coom into. But back when I was a wee young lad I didn't have TERABYTES of COOMpacks (DM me for details). So sheeit I did what's called the dictionary game. I would look up naughty words in a physical dictionary, read that filth, and GOON hard.

It's the best way to goon. You don't need:

  • Clothes

  • Lube

  • Internet

  • Electricity

  • A mobile device or electronic gadgets

You just need a dictionary and your hand. Just keeping gooning boys. The promised land is almost here.

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THEY NOT LIKE US.

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