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https://old.reddit.com/r/PKA/comments/1d7dt4g/finnster_called_out_on_x/

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Reddit Jannies are bringing out the big guns

Update: I found the post but it's locked https://old.reddit.com/r/inthenews/comments/1d6cwgx/breaking_point_trump_signals_for_violence_from/

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I don't know enough about furries, thank god, and am unwilling to go into their spaces :marseyvaxmaxx: so I cant do a post on this properly. But I was very disappointed to see that the rdrama community hasn't picked up on this fresh drama (unless I missed it, in which case: :marseyfuckyou: ) ! So here's my attempt at a recap, let's begin! https://media.giphy.com/media/10KhApknMzKixW/giphy.webp

Meet Anthpo

For those of you who don't know him already, Anthony Po (Anthpo) is a Youtuber famous for doing crazy bits in real life, causing chaos, and having absolutely 0 public anxiety. :marseyretardchad: Essentially embarassing himself by doing dumb shit, but not being embarassed. He started small as a high schooler, but his antics grew in size. Some of his most memorable antics to me were:

- defending my school as Ben10 @MasterLawlz

- annoying students as Perry the Platypus

- winning an asian beauty pageant as a white guy

1 year ago, he announced he was quitting Youtube and followed through, not making any videos for the past 1 year. That changed on May 14, 2024 when he announced he was coming back and would be releasing 1 video a month for the next 2 years. He also revealed that over the last year, he had been committing larger scale pranks which cost him $125k. :marseypikachu2:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17173644030871062.webp

The first of those pranks?

Spending 200 days undercover as a furry :#marseyfurry2:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17173644035227618.webp

Why? To determine whether the infamous furry parties (read: orgies) were real or not. Spoiler alert: they were. I'd highly recommend watching the video since it's like 15 minutes, but TLDR: he created a fursona, got mildly famous on tiktok under the alias Sigma Paws, went to a convention, got invited to multiple orgies, attended them, got naked, and did not have s*x ( :marseysurejan: ).

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17173644038804808.webp

:#wolftwink: :#marseywould:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1717364404779987.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17173644094734964.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17173644051267445.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1717364405851964.webp

It was clear that 80% of the joke is that he "pretended" to be a furry for 200 days, and 20% is making fun of furries. He ended with the message of "furries are weird, but they're not bothering others and most of them are neurodivergent, so don't bully them." :marseymarseyloveorgy:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/171736440664854.webp

Surely, no one could get mad at this kind conclusion on one of the grossest groups on the internet :marseyclueless:

Wrong. The furry community was miffed (yiffed? :marseyderp: ) and he started receiving insane backlash!

The Pawtest aka The UpRoar

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17173644069600582.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17173644072585206.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1717364407401165.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17173644098408835.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17173644102107646.webp muh private adult space that is open to children and filled with bright colors and animals :marseywoodchipper2:

Some random screenshots I found, but he received universal condemnation from the furries, and also by reddit and groomercord users :marseyhmm: wonder what the relationship is there :marseyhmmm: https://old.reddit.com/r/youtubedrama/comments/1d4ios3/after_a_year_hiatus_beloved_youtuber_anthpo/

/r/YouTubeDrama has a lot of the seethe. For the degens on here with inside access to the furry community, please share ur finds in the comments!

Anyways, people are saying they're mad because he included some heavily edited footage of the orgies (blurring out people, changing their voice sounds in an attempt to preserve privacy) and it was "unclear if he had consent."

Of course, those of us who are not r-slurred know that the furries are just mad their degeneracy was outed yet again as it took Anthpo very little effort to get invited to these orgies at cons that were "for all ages."

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17173644080913537.webp :#marseysquint:

The Apawlogy

Anthpo responded with a swift apology, clarifying that he did have consent, but is removing the orgy parts :wolfthumbsdown:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17173644077378864.webp

In the days following, we have begun to get the inevitable hour long youtube essays trying to cancel him. One that I liked because it showed some of the original scenes before anthpo deleted them is this one:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17173644084681513.webp least :marseypedo: furry

- The Hairy Truth: Exposing Anthpo's Disturbing Deleted Furry Video

More are pouring out

https://i.rdrama.net/images/171736440888755.webp

And I am once again cucked by the upload limit, but hopefully you enjoyed this drama.

At the end of the day, the furries have won yet again using their shady influence online, rabid :marseysting: fanbase, and suspiciously high amount of money :#marseydepressed: but at least we got some drama out of it! If someone wants to explain better feel free to do so

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His wife suggested the cover-up story behind the "grab the kitty tape", that was revealed in the testimony at the trial. (101)

Ask any/every man (non gay) if they've ever grabbed a kitty, lol. (-59)

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They were indoctrinated into a cult mindset (10)

Which party votes in lockstep and turns on anyone that dares go against the dialectic? It certainly not Republicans. (-23)

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Dems have now normalized the kangaroo court. Careful, that knife cuts both ways. (-24)

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There is a big difference between "Did Trump do what it was said he did" and "should this be a felony prosecution".My own issues with the trial:Paying people money to keep information quiet is normally a major expense for every campaign, right on par with paying people money to dig information up. If that constitutes "illegally influencing an election" than literally every campaign down to that for the Hazzard County Animal Control Officer is doing the same thing, but only Trump gets prosecuted. Do you think the Hillary Clinton campaign listed the expenses for the Pee Dossier as "we paid this money to get false information to embarrass Trump"?The payments to Stormy Daniels are perfectly legal in and of themselves. You are allowed to pay off your mistress so that she doesn't tell her story.The DOJ and Bragg's own predecessor knew all about the payments and declined to prosecute. The FEC knew about them and declined to even bring a civil suit (which has a much lower burden of proo... (0)

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Except. . .that has nothing to do with the charges. The charges are all related to financial fraud. Him having the affair and paying hush money isn't illegal. Altering business records to hide the payments, however, is. (65)

Sort of. The falsifying business records is a misdemeanor, but doing so with intent of another crime elevates it to a felony. Prosecutors didn't have to prove what the underlying crime was, just that there was intent.    The other crime (one of 3 floated by prosecutors) was that this was done because it would be bad for Trump in the election. Essentially, he falsified business records so that the American public would not find out that he cheated on his wife with a porn star, and that he paid her for her silence.    If the defense had convinced the jury that the reason Trump did it was to protect his family - that this had nothing to do with the election - he could've been found not guilty. However, there were several bits of testimony that showed Trump's concern was the election.   Then, prosecution would've had to tie the fraud to a different crime (they mentioned tax fraud and another crime I don't remember as possible underlying crimes).  (3)

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But isn't it still a crime just not a felony? Falsiying business records is still illegal, just a misdemeanor if not done in furtherance of other crimes. (1)

Correct, the crime that was charged was a misdemeanor, so the statute of limitations had run. The “in furtherance of another crime” part is what would have made it a felony, but the DOJ had previously investigated the other crime that was alleged and declined to prosecute (which means that legally speaking, he didn't commit “another crime” whether or not he did the thing that was alleged). The other crime wasn't a state crime, it was a federal crime, so the state doesn't have the ability to prosecute for it. You can't simply allege a crime that - if committed - would ratchet the charge up to a felony, which is one of the eleventy billion reasons this will be overturned on appeal, at some level. If you could do this, it gives prosecutors absolute free rein to enhance any charge for which an enhancement exists, by simply alleging the crime that would enhance the charge was committed. If you're innocent until proven guilty, you're innocent until proven guilty in a court that actually h... (1)

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We're gonna win this thing

For years the elites of the dramasphere have conspired to suppress the pizzabros, a nomadic group of text warriors that travel from drama website to drama website to spread the gospel of anti-foidism.

Whenever we climb near the reins of power the jannies collude to stop us from over running them.

But the elites have made their biggest mistake yet - having fair and open elections, something they never considered before. They have underestimated the pizzabros and walked right into the kill zone.

To my supporters - do not let them silence you, we have come further than ever before. They laughed at us when we said we'd ascend to power and bring the jannie problem to a final solution. I believe the sound of laughter might have suffocated in their throats in the meantime.

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[🤓🤓🔘🔘🔘] Beginning to think she did it

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When you glance at the events it looks like a obvious open and shut case. Frantic guilt ridden women + broken tail light + dead man who died on unnatural wounds = obvious hit and run. I thought she was guilty but even ignoring all the weirdness with the rest of the witnesses it doesn't make sense. The dark organs were caused by *hypothermia. The only real wounds he has are to the back of his head and his arm. That is an impossible injury to get from a car. Let's say she scratched him up with the glass. He would've have embedded glass in his wounds and the wounds would've had cleaner edges, they wouldn't be so thick. Lets say she threw the glass at him. He wouldn't have so many scratches at different angles. They dont line up when his arm is extended or bent. The cuts would've been at the point or line of impact when the glass shattered and cut into him. The thicker rounder cuts around his elbow aren't consistent with sharp glass. The scratches couldn't have been from being run over ... (1)

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I'll never get over her waking up and saying she could have hit him? And the free Karen read people will get to explain it away as if that's normal? She did it and she knew IMO (1)

I'm not a free Karen read person but if I had to imagine my state of mind if someone I loved was killed and there was a possibility of an accident I caused, I would prob say the same things in a state of shock. I often blame myself for things I didn't do when I'm grieving. To this day I blame myself for killing my grandmother when I insisted she come over for thanksgiving at her ripe age of 96 in the bitter cold. She got ill right after that and never recovered. I still ask my family if I killed her. (I, of course, did not)But many people beat themselves up over things when things are shocking, unexplainable and just plain terrifying to them in the height of trauma. I would need a lot more than the hysterical statements of a woman who just found her boyfriend dead on the front lawn. (1)

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My current assumption, subject to change as more evidence comes in, is that she hits him just after 12:30. It feels natural to draw a connection between McCabe texting him to move the car at 12:31 and his phone GPS stopping in the place where the body is found at 12:32. The narrative for me would be an accident, not murder. He gets the text to move the SUV behind McCabe's. He says he'll go inside to make sure Read's invited while she's moving the SUV. He gets out of the car and slowly starts to go around, she's drunk and not paying attention, and knocks him backwards. It's not the high speed reverse tactical driving the prosecution's suggesting, but it's hard enough to send him backwards a bit and he cracks the back of his head on the asphalt as he lands (for reference, this Tua clip). He gets up and tries to walk to the car or house, but his legs get wobbly and he collapses off to the side before losing consciousness. Read waits for a few minutes and leaves in a huff assuming that... (1)

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NERV Pride Month
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It's kweer month. Take pics of your ugly feet for Marseybucks [Beauty Contest]

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17173655233729815.webp

I hate feet. I hate my feet, I hate your feet, I hate all feet. They are ugly, and this is why we invented shoes - so we don't have to look at each others' ugly fricking feet.

SO we're going to have a beauty contest for the ugliest part of the human body - the feet. This is mostly because the actually fun/funny body-part beauty contests we could be having are illegal due to ever-increasing revenge porn laws. This is the one thing you can blame the democrats for.

POST PICS OF YOUR FEET FOR A GRAND PRIZE OF 10K MB (second prize 5k, third prize is just being insulted by me for having fricking ugly feet).

I will be enforcing the timestamp rule - so TIMESTAMP your photo.

Post your feet in this thread by Monday at 3PM PST. Voting thread will be shortly after that.

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:chudseethe: :marseydiversity: :marseyshesright:

I LOVE SUCKING PEEPEE (GIRLPEEPEE, THAT IS :marseybutt:)

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Its over for shashanka of gauda :marseypajeetitsover: :marseypajeetitsover:

Bjp wont make the government by itself exit polls were completely wrong, nda wont cross 300. Stock market absolutely crashing.

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Oh and another thing

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17173716325561247.webp

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Redditor disrespects black culture

The hoe is one thing. What's he doing in a busted butt apartment with no crown molding and fricked up cheap blinds. I thought he was on a max contract?

Dr. Freud chimes in

Yo I jus caught up on the lore ant lost his moms n grandma at 14 so at 18 he decided to fill the void w a 30 yr old stripper (also she was w 17 yr old chief keef in like 2014 lol) (Sosa fricked all her stripper friends n farted on her too)

Redditor states obvious

Darn she ugly

Nbacirclejerk is top 5 subreddit (not much competition)

Dating trope of black athletes

A: classy white woman preferably blonde/brunette, knows the kids fathers.

B: ran thru hood thugette W/ 3 kids 4 baby daddies.(unknown BD's)

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