"I am a bigoted racist Christo-fascist Nazi TERF cishet white girl who supports homophobia and transphobia!"

Timber is the main character anyway.

So I was sitting there the other day watching my girlfriend change the oil in my car, and I was getting pissed because she kept struggling when she tried to unscrew the filter. I was even more pissed than usual because I was playing videogames as I supervised her from inside the house, until I finally had to put the controller down and go outside to yell at her.

I stood out there in my underwear on a Saturday morning screaming at the top of my lungs. Then my neighbor, who's a total kitty, comes by and says "you shouldn't be yelling at your girlfriend like that." I wasn't going to stand there and just take it, so I socked him one right in the colon. His wife was bringing groceries inside when this happened, and as if it wasn't bad enough that I had to stop playing video games to go outside and yell, now this b-word was screaming at me like it was my fault.

I couldn't understand what she was shrieking about, as she was flapping her arms in the air and screaming. She started crying when she saw the busted colon I gave her kitty husband, so she took one of her shoes off and threw it at me. I caught the shoe between my pecs and I started to laugh like a pirate. Then she started walking towards me to take her shoe back, and there was no way I was going to let this b-word get near my chest so I body slammed her into a cactus that happened to be there. She got up and was uglier than before, so I did what I always do when women start to cry: I went back inside to play video games.

That wasn't the end of it though, it turns out the cranky old hag across the street saw all of this going on, so she came over to do what women do best: b-word. When I opened the door she was standing there in a partly transparent night gown, and it totally ruined the prospect of having a boner for at least 50 years. I was just starting to change my mind about the night gown when she started screeching at me and her stupid cat that she was holding started to hiss. So I took the cat and punted it over my neighbor's fence. She started crying "oh no! My cat! What have you done with my cat?!" I was laughing my butt off, then the b-word tried to scratch me so I gave her a round house kick and dislocated her hip. I was laughing so hard I shit my pants.

The Luka coffin

I dethided I will ping @BIGBILLYKONGDONG thith time too. @Kongvann

that means you @kongs who requests to join every 30 seconds. Welcome to the club brother.

also make sure to ask @FormerLurker for DC. He's giving it all away for free.

People had lots of questions about my drowning child tweet yesterday - eg do I believe in infinite moral obligation? Rather than try to answer piecemeal, I'll just give my whole theory of morality and charity here so you can criticize it or let me know if it has unexpected…

— Scott Alexander (@slatestarcodex) February 3, 2025

Lately I've been seeing so many memes or posts making fun of fat people (mostly women), acting almost as if we're some alien species. Jokes about fat women eating people, being compared to animals, being portrayed as completely desperate or s*x-craved, a regretful one might stand, doing unhinged things like having Oreos in their drawers instead of condoms (recent one I saw lol). Yet being overweight is so common— surely these people interact with fat people all the time and can see we're not that different from themselves? Surely they have fat relatives or friends or coworkers in their lives who regularly prove these stereotypes wrong? In daily life I see so many fat people in relationships so I don't really understand why people act as if fat people are inherently unloveable/unfrickable?

Idk it's probably my fault for using Twitter still and interacting with this stuff so the algorithm keeps showing me similar posts. It's just depressing as heck to be constantly viewed as a disgusting joke and makes me wonder how many people I interact with irl share this kind of sentiment

!foidmoment

If you need eggs, there are pallets of them at @SamsClub.

Plenty of eggs. Not sure why people are saying they can’t find any eggs.

There’s a ton of eggs at Sams.

I also picked up some razors for @KamalaHarris’s step daughter,
Emma. pic.twitter.com/SO4U9c3xw7

— Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) February 2, 2025

!nonchuds !music !GenX now THAT was a punk album

It's very Anti-Zionist and Anti-Murrica (what do you expect, they're Canadian) but not exactly pro-Palestine. Also it was hating on religion way before Dichard Rawkins ever did. !atheists

I saw a furry in the store today. FULL COSTUME. I almost puked 🤢🤮 The fact that someone can go out like that is crazy. I just don't understand how someone can like doing that, it's weird 🫡 We're not going to start putting litter boxes in stores now are we???

!kino !historychads if you're not in and want to watch it let me know.

Tomorrow it will be the Wehrmacht slop "Stalingrad"

Also theyre still making Jurassic Park movies but now with Scarlet Johannsen:

Also new Robert Pattinson movie:

!kino

Literal Hitler behavior

This is like the downfall of the league of nations all over again