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:marsey#hesright:

The only people dying in this mess are the arabs, who are fighting man to man while Israel brought it's jets. Too bad both Syria and Lebanon lost their surface to air missiles, I wonder what happened to them :marseyderp:

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Chuds are dumb and poor.

					
					
					
	

				
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:marseyneon: I'm selling signs :!marseyjewoftheorient:

!chuds !transphobes

in b4 :#chudrama:

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Shine :marseychaosemerald: on me + Trouble :marseyevilgrin: of this world :marseymars: - YouTube :marseymetokur:

https://media.tenor.com/_WgPN1XTO0AAAAAx/jesus-the-way.webp https://media.tenor.com/LJY7wl9AHgMAAAAx/jesus-christ.webp

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https://media.tenor.com/7LDuCX7YduUAAAAx/bully-maguire-tobey-maguire.webp

Please, I'd just like to talk.

!friendsofspiderman

Feel free to invite your enemies here as well. I would like to talk to them.

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  • X : bam
  • Lappland : Disgusting. I love sucking peepee
  • totalretardwar : They can't be perfect, they don't even have a bussy.
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White women are perfect

Yes, we all like to make jokes about white women. It's all fun and games and theres an element of truth to it. But the truth is white women are the most beautiful creatures on the planet.

Today this truth became evident as I walked from my office to the train station and found myself behind two women on the platform, an Asian on the left and a white Woman on the right, perhaps the biblical symbolism was divine intervention.

Their appearances were quite different. The Asian woman was your typical westernized ABG type. Not quite skinny but not quite overweight either. Tight lululemon pants and some kind of athletic top that emphasized a "sexy" body, built by dedicated work at a gymnasium.

The white woman was quite the opposite. She had a rather mannish face, and for a few moments I thought it might have been a transgender until I got a better look at her face. She was tall with a rather fridgelike build, her baggy loose clothes certainly didn't do her any favors. Her legs werent toned at all and one had some kind of large sore or bruise on it.

The Asian woman was attractive and the White woman was not attractive. That was the objective truth, that was the reasonable conclusion to draw based on the information presented to my brain by my eyes. That was the answer is both an individual and a society.

NO! In a sudden realization I realized that was not true! Looking at them both I wanted the white woman, not the Asian! She was more alluring, more endearing, the one I wanted to bring flowers to, the one I wanted to make laugh, the one I wanted to wake up in bed next to. That was the truth! It was like fog clearing and suddenly the view being perfectly clear. Like looking at a nonsensical math problem and then suddenly figuring out the answer! My thoughts were clean and pure, no longer held back by whatever strange muck was clouding my judgement.

The white woman excited me like no other woman could. There was nothing more to weigh in my mind, no need to compare their bodies or their clothes, no need for a second glance. I wanted the white woman, that was the truth.

I hope one day you can have the same experience I had. God bless white women

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Ranking All 108 GNU/Linux Coreutils Commands
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Volleyball coach gets called out. All heck breaks loose on Facebook. :marseyraging:

					
					

A volleyball coach parked in an unloading zone during a tournament.

Someone snapped a picture and called her out in Facebook group.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736468051lyv0dJvLO0crbg.webp

Let's see how she responds

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736467961uavZpUjroBbXyw.webp

Gets into a three-way argument

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736467961dafrp5dEF3T0CQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736467961G-PcFxBbZo5JjQ.webp

Argument with a pink-haired lady devolves into who is cuter.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736467961MUoR5oDUqEnN7g.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736467961e48aeVi7o9ByXw.webp

"You're entitled and spoiled" devolves into longposts about who's ugliest

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736467962qS00QcjpaYTtZg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736467962N6eqgtU8h-A-QQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736467962wye8jgIJVUIJtw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736467963yztWRQhliZ0UXA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736467963p8CYBbwQ9Fe9IA.webp

A moid chimes in, and soon Jill is pooping on people's grandkids.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736467963kK1qg8hNNQksdQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736467963DHI3jUeGpM9whA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736467963Nr2_YNVpeSHlTw.webp

Refusing to apologize and more arguing

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736467962P6uGxEa0TMCzDw.webp

More random arguments

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736467961C4ma2dIcT1da5w.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736467962IhW4LyKdoAJMuw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736467962fzcpVTIDDC5CqA.webp

I'm sick of screenshotting, but there are hundreds of comments with dozens of people flamewarring. Feel free to click the link for more.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736467964ans2KgU3xPFFhg.webp

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Monk Pepe

Thanks to @nuclearshill who first posted it here!

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I le fricked up

>get offered some tickets to Gracie Abrams concert with really good seats for free through work

>"eh I'll pass I don't care about some mediocre nepo baby singer"

>day later

>scrolling the 'chan

>see some gooner bait thread

>"wait a second, THIS is Gracie Abrams??"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17388035458It4KjtBO2t6dg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738803547Z-LO5i_8bYcCnA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738803548SUpE3iksqypbtA.webp

:#marseybooba: :#marseyslurp: :#marseyslurp:

SKINNY SKINNY TUMMY

:#marseyslurpfast: :#marseyslurpfast: :#marseyslurpfast:

I could have that seen that live in person, she'd probably be all sweaty dancing around on stage and shit

FRICK

:#marseycoomer3genocide: :#marseycoomer3genocide:

!petitelovers !skinny

I'm not pinging coomers cause I already wasted 610 coins on a post I had to delete

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Does your office have a person like this?

I'm kind of amazed that these people really exist. There's a guy here who is so much like them it's just mind bending.

Just today he (let's call him Dwilton) came in (late) and I heard him yell across the warehouse to a laborer "WHERE"S MY FUN DIP." The laborer had borrowed the box of fun dip that wasn't being eaten because it's gross and has not given it back. I thought Dwilton could not be actually mad about this fun dip, but when I saw his face, he was. And that's a trope of these characters right? Any perceived rudeness is taken as a great injustice of the company in general, rather than a personal failure in one or both directions that could be rectified with maturity.

So then he started ranting about how this laborer has been hiding. Then about how there was a bird in the warehouse that dive bombed him and almost hurt him! I was like Dwilton, you sure are fired up this morning, and he was like no i'm not all crosseyed.

He's a super sad and I could go on for pages if I start remembering his other stuff, but the point is he's like this character from the office and office space.

He has literally bitched about not getting his allotment of free food at company functions.

What is this personality?

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Me and my partner are both plus size. We were having s*x doggy position and he slipped out and immediately try to go back in but went into my butt instead.

This is the second time within a month that the same incident has happened. First time I cried so much because it hurt and he comforted me. This time it hurt still as much but I didn't cry because I'm more mad than sad.

I'm mad because I've always told him that I never want to do anal it's not something for me and he brought up doing anal for the longest time until I told him I'd have to break up if this was a deal breaker because it's never happening and he let it go.

Now that this has happened twice so close together I feel as if it's been done on purpose. Only because we've always done doggy and when he slips he repositions himself gently back in he never just tries to immediately go back in.

He apologized and said "I'm sorry. It's my fault I've gained weight and my belly is more round so I couldn't see and didn't realize"

So am I to believe his belly blocked him and he was just into it that's why he didn't position himself gently back or was this done on purpose? He didn't stay in long only because I let out a scream and told him to get off. It just feels so close together to have the same thing happen twice when in our 2 year relationship this has never happened before.

JUST WANTED TO ADD: Thank you I just felt like I was overthinking this. Once I brushed it off as accidental but twice within a month is too much. He is currently snoring while I'm here with a bit of soreness, nothing compared to the first time it happened but still. This happening twice now… I don't want to think he did it on purpose but this is looking like it was. I'm not sure how to proceed if we didn't have a baby together I'd say it's over. But me being a sahm me leaving over this it just can't happen overnight.

I think I'll just refrain from s*x with him for a while. He's not an aggressive or mean person but this incident just has me needing to take a step back from being intimate.

!foidmoment

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SsethTzeentach is overrated

Not funny not insightful, doesn't even play that deep cuts. Mandalor is way better. Good points, funny, deep cuts.

Upmarseys mandatory

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The ziz :marseytransflag2: :marseychadfoid: :marseyschizotwitch: cult rabbit hole. :marseyschizowall:

Since this is being discussed more lately thanks to :marseyreportercnn: a thread was started on the less fun site :marseykiwimom: :marseykiwi2: that is worth a read to avid trainspotters. :marseyopera: :marseytrain:

Here is some info i could scrape together on this story to rival alpacashwitz :marseytransflag2:: :marseyllama:

The leader :marseychadfoid: :marseypass:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ziz-jack-amadeus-lasota-zizians-sinceriously-fyi-wip.210782/

The Cult :marseykkk: :marseykkk: :marseykkkevil:

https://zizians.info/

https://medium.com/@sefashapiro/a-community-warning-about-ziz-76c100180509

Their Victims :marseydead::marseydead:

https://openvallejo.org/2025/01/27/suspects-in-killings-of-vallejo-witness-vermont-border-patrol-agent-connected-by-marriage-license-extreme-ideology/

https://openvallejo.org/2025/01/27/man-killed-in-vallejo-was-main-witness-in-upcoming-murder-trial/

The Site's Archive :marseylongpost: :marseyschizowave: :marseylongpost:

https://sinceriously.blog-mirror.com/

https://sinceriously.blog-mirror.com/glossary/

These :marseytrain2: :marseytrain2: have in no particular order:

Impaled a landlord with a katana :marseyweeb:

Got shot for impaling said landlord :marseydead: :marseydead:

Got arested for threatning a rationalist meetup in guy fawks masks :marsey4chan: :marsey4chan:

Started and abandoned a houseboat fleet to avoid paying rent :marseypirate2: :marseypirate:

Induced schizophrenia transness and other :marseyschizotwitch: :marseyschizowave: trough sleep hemispheric deprivation and mind hacks :marseymeds: :marseymeds:

Plotted to kill some random spegs for reasons i can't be botherd to look into :marseytrollgun: :marseybountyhunter:

Organised murder of a members parents for being abusive (telling them to get a job) :marseylibleft:

Faked their death certificate to evade enemies :marseypeaceout:

Extra:

Google doc IP GRABBER!!! containing detailed info (probably, :marseydawkins:)

https://xcancel.com/kenthecowboy_/status/1884393311827550716#m

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RpAvd5TO5eMhJrdr2kz43dxT3nNm0XtuPcaW9kBIZL8/edit?tab=t.0

:marseynotesglow:

Interview with someone who is part of the cult (but totally not they pinky promise :marseywholesometrans:)

Screenshot of the :marseykiwimom: thread for the accountles

https://i.postimg.cc/KzGLRMh8/ziz-thread.png

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:marseysniff: The PhD in why calling people smelly is racist lady told people to stop noticing how Indians smell. Black Twitter bullied her into submission. OR :marseykween: vs :marseytunaktunak:, :marseymayo: most affected

E: The OG Tweet from what I can tell. LMAO that Hanania is somehow tangentially involved

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737493000FuRShL9pNQm8zg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737491701f38H1Y3HbLf9HQ.webp

She has learned that the social justice totem pole only allows her to call out some olfactory racism. Other olfactory racism is more equal than others :marseyxd:

Assorted replies

The obvious: lmao you only gave in because they were 🅱lack

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737491702C8u3ewAskHsVjA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737491702ebiNvrDIEFPzxA.webp

Truly the best thing to do against a hate mob is give in immediately so they know you're an easy target next time :marseybigbrain:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737491702xWQ-DTWxIAA25g.webp

Trump brought back woke mob twitter LFG. Truly a blast from the past!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737491702Y9Ucx6E2pxMgoQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17374917023kUPr4Fi34WOHQ.webp

I love telling yt to shut up, but not in bad faith!!!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737491702NH1J7fVjPMvusQ.webp

Quote Retweets

Summary guy

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737491702YUazGTj4pGV2Ww.webp

Person who never logs off considers what grass touchers would even think of this

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737491702SW92dLU0jqXQ4w.webp

Calling her a dusty old throwback to when you were immediately supposed to bow to black people who never updated her firmware

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737491703j5m8wG2HUcxdaw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737491703bZyqIA0MAHtkqg.webp

Indians are the most oppressed minority online. (But no I will not consider why so many people dislike our group)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737491703cNZIksbE_wEl7w.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737491704SkyjsqoWGgDBFQ.webp

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In Madiba's modern rainbow :!nyankirby: nation there is a lot of intra-racism between the various races, and often it is forgotten how non-black-vs-white racism is still prevalent, and thus when such altercations does rear its head, the fireworks :!marseylibertyfireworks: starts to fly, like it did this Christmas holidays.

During a FlySafair (an air passenger company which started in 2014) flight during 26 December, from the city of Durban to Cape Town, a black woman had a massive altercation with air hostesses, which was recorded on cellphones by other passengers.

The flight crew onboard a FlySafair flight didn't want to serve her more alcohol, in response she physically assaulted the air hostess and verbally abused passengers and the flight crew. Nobuntu "Nobs" Mkhize was then arrested for being unruly, once the airplane landed.

Now this happens about once every 6 months, but what made this particular incident riling up the Coloured population was what was specifically said by the black woman, to the Coloured flight attendant during the recorded altercation: "You're a coloured from Mitchells Plain, all these gold rings but no degree. Right now when we land, I'm going to take an Uber home. You don't even have a [driver's] licence. You don't even have a car." :!chadwomanblack: :!chadwomanblack: :!chadwomanblack: :!chadwomanblack: :!chadwomanblack: :!marseyxd: :!marseyxd: :!marseyxd: :!marseyxd: :!marseyxd: :!marseyxd: :!marseyxd: :!marseyxd: :!marseyxd: :!marseyxd: :!marseyxd:

Combined with the fact that she was an arrogant high level SABC (South African Broadcasting Corporation) employee, throwing her weight and position around, like typical ANC high level arrogant members, this really rustled the jimmies of our coloured population!! :!marseyrage: :!marseyrage: :!marseyrage: :!purerage: :!purerage: :!purerage:


https://www.timeslive.co.za/news/south-africa/2024-12-28-sabc-employee-in-hot-water-after-allegedly-making-racist-remarks-and-disrupting-flight/

====(from timeslive)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736157300CO4W-1GcaISl9Q.webp

In several videos that have gone viral on social media, the woman is seen in a heated altercation with flight attendants who are trying to calm her down.

In one of the widely circulated videos, she is heard allegedly making racially-sensitive remarks against the coloured community.

"You're a coloured from Mitchells Plain, all these gold rings but no degree. Right now when we land, I'm going to take an Uber home. You don't even have a [driver's] licence. You don't even have a car." :!marseykween: :!marseykween: :!marseykween:

The SABC released a statement on Saturday acknowledging the woman was an employee and condemning her actions.

"The South African Broadcasting Corporation has noted with concern audiovisual material circulating on various social media platforms featuring a staff member travelling on a South African airline."

The woman also allegedly threatened to get the airline employees fired and the incident broadcast on SABC news channels.

====(end quote)


https://www.iol.co.za/capeargus/news/nobuntu-nobs-mkhize-under-fire-for-alleged-offensive-comments-762edf59-610d-4045-8686-513b1b018e97

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736157301Fm7j6mnjb6g8Yw.webp

Now during her drunken spat, the Mkhize said a shitload of racist stuff, including coloured women are only good for "spreading their legs" :!marseylaughpoundfist: :!marseylaughpoundfist: :!marseylaughpoundfist:

Thus the DA intended to take her to the SAHRC (South African Human Rights Commission) for racism.

"Mkhize, who is reportedly the brand manager from SABC, caused a stir when videos taken aboard a FlySafair flight to Cape Town went viral on social media as she was filmed labelling women from Mitchell's Plain as uneducated and unable to drive or own motor vehicles." :!marseywheeze: :!mysides:

https://www.news24.com/news24/southafrica/news/you-cant-think-you-can-get-away-with-it-sahrc-to-take-flysafair-passenger-to-equality-court-20250103


This incident went so viral, that even the Patriotic Alliance ( the new ethno-nationalist party for Coloureds in Safrica, which was created last year during June 2024's election) submitted a complaint to the SAHRC (South African Human Rights Commission), to have her jailed.

Also completely fricking hilarious for me in this incident, was this one interview for the Deputy President for the Patriotic Alliance, who appears to me to be a Xhosa/Zulu dude, and lmoa this guy is fricking thirsty for coloured chicks, the way @Sneedman is for Holly :!marseylulz:

I don't know if the guy is 1st generation coloured, or if he was just raised in a Xhosa upbringing but he speaks in a total Xhosa accent.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736157301VoilKYiPrFgRNQ.webp

During the interview he says "a beautiful Coloured Lady" which is so bizarre :!marseylulz: cuz it had zero bearing with the situation lmoa

Anyways comments sneed.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736157301EtwtQzjTiFQbVw.webp


https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=925489679785507&id=100069734502518

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736157302YghrE1oXNUicxg.webp


For further context, in the past 2 decades there had been friction between Coloureds and mainstream ANC black peeps, for many reasons, but primarily due to BEE (Black Economic Empowerment) policies which promoted and gave preferential treatment of black peeps over coloureds in government positions or tenders, in a country with 25% unemployment this causes lots of friction. Whilst many whites are in the very least middle class, most coloureds are not, and thus this government mandated affirmative discrimination, which can only exist in which one racial group vastly outnumbers the others, have actively screwed over coloured populations, which in turn voted overwhelmingly DA for the past 25 years, and since the Western Cape the province of Cape Town, is dominated by the Bong and Coloured demographic, they have remained an island of DA, instead of ANC

Other sources of friction between coloureds, and especially ultra pro-ANC black peeps, have manifested itself when previously poor black women especially have lorded their power and status over coloureds. It must be understood, that while ultimate political, demographic and social power had transferred between whites to black peeps since democratization, coloureds have remained relatively as poor and 2nd class via sheer economic momentum in the Western Cape/Cape Town, and have not been enfranchised as drastically as their black peers, who they feel have excluded them deliberately through tribal wingcuckery.

A common theme is that coloureds feel they were too brown for the Union apartheid days, and now too light skinned for the ANC, so a powerful & influential black woman, lording her SABC job over an air hostess, a relatively meagre job, REALLY reinforces that salt in the wound of modern Coloured-VS-Black relationship in modern :!marseyflagsouthafrica: :!marseyflagsouthafrica: :!marseyflagsouthafrica:


Also of other hilarious note, is during the video of the altercation, the drunk woman, Nobuntu threw coke at the hostesses and other passengers trying to detain her in her drunken unruliness (cuz it was during a fricking plane flight mid-air), and this coke throwing is being sighted as ASSUALT by many publications and reports, which i find fricking hilarious! :!marseylaughpoundfist: :!marseylaughpoundfist: :!marseylaughpoundfist: :!marseyxd: :!marseyxd: :!marseyxd:

OMG this racist b-word threw coke at me, this is assault ASSAULT! :!soycry: :!soycry: :!soycry: :!soymad: :!soymad: :!soymad: :!marseyflagsouthafrica: :!marseyflagsouthafrica: :!marseyflagsouthafrica:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736157302KX-LAA8AvdLNoA.webp

Here's a chud-adjacent safrican griftoid commenter, making a massive mountain out of a molehill of the event


Interviews of DA coloured officials, and basically everybody is super upset.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736157302vu9LcplXco0xFQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736157302Kqm-RwchExwkjw.webp

"This Nobuntu must be arrested because what she did in that plane was pure terrorism. Imagine people fighting right inside the plane ." Lmoa :!marseytrollcrazy: :!marseylaughpoundfist:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736157302l9D4WkrUk48VVQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736157302C6a3HYiYYdrjhQ.webp

"As a white south african i am absolutely appalled at this element of racism that still exists in our country. Shocking"

"Me too😢" HAHAHAHAHA

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736157302pxr0KFknbvfKqw.webp

"This is another clear demonstration how money, education and political privilege don't equate to intellect, etiquette even humanity. This coming from an whole brand manager! How tacky indeed.🚮🚮🤮" :!marseyindignant: :!marseyindignant: :!marseyindignant:

"You can take them out of the bush but you can't take the bush out of them." :!chudspin: random Boer boeing along :!chudspin:


https://www.iol.co.za/mercury/news/flysafair-places-sabc-employee-nobuntu-mkhize-on-no-fly-list-after-flight-altercation-5b23f246-7d3f-47b7-9f56-dd32aed1ee48

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736157303KEKQM1i6dF0vkA.webp

And Uh, the IRL plane jannies perma-banned her from flying on the FlySafair airline.

And uh that's about it. ANC spokesmen condemned her, and lots of peeps were typing very angery comments on Facebook.


Meanwhile my dad was like: "as long as they are :!slapfight: :!slapfight: :!slapfight: each other, they'll leave us alone for a bit" lol

!africans

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Weekly "what are you reading" Thread #86 :marseyreading:

To discuss your weekly readings of books, textbooks and papers.

!bookworms

I'm reading "Petersburg" as part of our book club, but because it's a one chapter per week basis I started "Brothers Karamazov" this week as I never read it before and I recently got a wonderful edition by Editora 34 (the only Dostoevsky book I had read was C&P).

So far I wonder if terrible fathers are just a recurrent theme on Dostoevsky's works.

@Aevann can you :marseypin2: pls

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EFFORTPOST Let's Play "Civ4: Dawn of Civilization" Cute twinks

In honor of Civilization week I suggested doing a Let's Play of Dawn of Civilization, a mod for the best installment, Civilization IV. DoC is the spiritual successor to Rhye's of Civilization and turns Civ from a random map game into a total Earth history sim. It is still in development to this day. This is the recently released 1.18 version of DoC with a MASSIVE new world map and several new civilizations.

I want to take a Civilization into space. We will see how long this goes. RfC/DoC is designed to make it difficult to maintain a strong empire throughout history. It is possible I'll shit my pants and my empire will collapse. It is also possible we'll hit a gamebreaking bug or a broken turn at some point. Either way let's fricking go!!!!!! :platycheer:

I asked !g*mers for a vote:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736483821K2XP5h6OYvG08g.webp

Wait wtf, a tie :marseythinkorino: Between China and Rome

I'll guess I'll have to change my vote to be a tiebreaker.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17364759887hfzeCtME46hTQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736472239-9d8PYL6to044g.webp

We will miss out on seeing the expanded Bronze Age and early game but I think this will be more exciting. China is more about casually expanding and fighting a shitload of barbarians. Rome is poised to conquer the world. :marseymarmotroman:

Playing on Monarch/Epic

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17364645212rjbKulaEXd77A.webp

:marseyletsfuckinggo2:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736466725UPEedPfTGtXu7A.webp

You'll notice that we're currently the "Italic Peoples", and an independent city called Melpum is in the north. Right now we're looking at the "Stability View", the blue overlay is our Core region. We want as much population as possible here. As Melpum is in our core it will not be indepenedent for long.

When the settler unpacks his bags our southern neighbors say hello. I have a bad feeling about these fellers :marseysquint:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736466813YQhdXy11vvOzyQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736466993Yh5lgta9i-Ba2w.webp

Roma is founded. We're going to start with a Ballista, Rome's unique artillery.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736467257z7a3Huf_e76fVw.webp

Our first settlers on boats go down to found Rhegium at the southern tip of our core, putting us in range of the Greeks. Sometimes the Greeks settle Rhegium or Messana, but since they didn't, we get a settler to do so.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736471025uQABDfG9PkZdAQ.webp

Diplomatic overview of the region. We are the "Roman Republic". The icons to the right show if we have a trade connection, the religion, their attitude towards us, and stability. Greek City States are stable, Carthage is very stable. All civilizations are currently pagan, which functions basically as No Religion, but of slightly different stripes. The Greek City States and us are Olympian, while the baby sacrificing Carthaginians are Baalist.

Most of the pagan distinctions are cosmetic, but it's possible to win a Pagan Religious Victory. Our victory conditions are as follows:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736471025nS11oQU-_fPHqA.webp

The third condition is unique to Olympianism. The Baalists have some other shit.

It's very possible we could hit this victory on accident. Some people believe if you hit X victory and Y victory later, you didn't actually get Y victory. Either way, I don't really want a Pagan Religious victory, they're lame.

The Historical Victory for Rome is as follows:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/173647125590uCwPjpcxiPNA.webp

Two of these goals will trigger a Golden Age. I'm going to attempt for the first two at least. The "Late Antiquity" goal I'm less concerned with. It's a little RNG dependent on how China, Persia, and India are doing across the world. My goal is to go into Space, but just for keks it'd be fun to hit a Historic victory on the way. If not, oh well, I just want Romans on Mars.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736471589SDfEICsB92DvGw.webp

The opening text talks about our "superior political system" as the Roman Republic. I'm going to throw that out the window.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/173647158983eTbtf9wStQJQ.webp

We get a free revolution on the first turn (otherwise it would take turns of Anarchy to change civics). I'm switching to Deification, there's little point to continue running Animism other than that Deification is unstable when paired with a Republic. We're changing that to to Despotism, giving us the "whip" population rush that you would normally get from Slavery in vanilla (since an autocrat can Get Shit Done). With Slavery and Redistribution we have a very stable civic combo.

Since we switched to Despotism, we are now the Roman Kingdom.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736472238mygjDLfqxVF-xA.webp

Mediolanium (formerly X Chucks Melpum) joins Rome in the next turn. Brennus of the Celtic Chiefdoms (Gaul) greets us, his flavor of Paganism is Druidic. They are backwards as shit you'll note in the score disparity. The Celts are a new civilization in the expanded 1.18 map, previously they were represented entirely by Barbarians and Independent States who were much more hassling. We're going to leave them alone in Gaul to hug trees or whatever for a while.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736472239i7Q8aTuzGAbCgw.webp

Many later spawning civilizations get an Advanced Start to get the ball rolling. Due to Rome's unique power of Infrastructure (giving a production boost to any buildings already built in Rome) we're focusing on getting buildings up.

The Roman Legions can build Roman Roads too, this is cool as heck and will help our workers out.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736472239Aeqd95wO1BGCbA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736473143qm5oe7oSOCz9rQ.webp

We have settled our core. Padua is a little cramped, but it will make a fine production city with exclusive access to Clams and makes for a strong chokepoint (soldiers can't move around the marsh to the south). The Carthagians didn't settle Iberia yet so we have it to ourself, and we found our first city outside the core in Tarragona. The Green means this is a historical expansion area, which is a little more forgiving than just settling randomly. The key is we want the population in our Core to exceed any settlements outside of the core. If the population outside the core exceeds we get an overextension penalty.

This is of course a very stupid representation of early Rome. Rome did not just pack their bags and peacefully settle the north and south, nor Iberia, but remember that we're simulating the history of the entire world here and have to fast forward through some shit.

We negotitate for Open Borders with the Greeks so our ships can pass through and meet Cleopatra. :marseymommymilkers: :tayadmire:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17364728117M0wLCXd9pa6dw.webp

"Your head would look good at the end of a pole" indeed :horny:

Then we meet Darius of Persia

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736474901HQ5bIPpaTiwWVw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736475704So4SVibOCDf2KA.webp

The Persians are the first with a true nonpagan religion, Zoroastrianism. They naturally founded it, hence the little star.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736475528XgU5bupYAXEvCA.webp

The foreign advisor notes that all my new friends around the Mediterranean have Shipbuilding which gives them access to War Galleys. These are going to btfo my pathetic little galleys unattended. If I want to conquer shit other than stupid Gauls I'm going to need their boat technology and they are all willing to trade it. Cleopatra, being a dumb foid, has somehow failed to research Writing which is a mere 380 beakers compared to Shipbuilding's 252.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736475528ilI98hpMM17sVg.webp

This is an okay trade, just a bit in her advantage.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736475529qkfefzbrfUF1gw.webp

Now she likes us a little more!!! :marseyshy5:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17364757821Z_DllDN3P2dFg.webp

Pretty sweet random event, Padua gains a cultural boost

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17364758386GGnAZm8DhYYrA.webp

Borders are expanded, not much we can do with that now, but still neat. Saves us from needing a monument or temple.

We meet Buddhist Ashoka of India from a scout in Greece :marseymonk:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736476377AM_hlqBegAZwNQ.webp

and even more surprisingly, a still-alive Assyria. I would have expected them to be rekt by the Persian Empire by now, but apparently they signed a peace treaty. Notice in the diplomatic overview that they are the first Unstable civilization (the red dot on the blue thing turned down). This is also another new 1.18 civilization, probably why there's such a generic introduction.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17364767256MKXcpIFSwpJ2w.webp

It looks like they might hold Jerusalem. We could open borders/trade, but there's little point to and it risks annoying Persia.

From our exploring, the Mediterranean World looks like this:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/173647784020TL1doyPsNNtg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736477840r6Z7EZ2W92dBnw.webp

We have enough of an army to launch an invasion once we get some ballistae and warships up. We'll have to skip the Punic Wars for now because Greece is the most valuable target.

Speaking of which, they've stirred up some shit

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736478087EPT1BdGNdnae_Q.webp

("declared war on !" I think is an independent state, or an unknown civ)

This is probably Alexander the Great.

Unfortunately for Alex, now my waifu is asking nicely for help :marseylaying:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736478087qLeSsXzedoBjGg.webp

She even spots me some cash, she's so cool :marseyadmire:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736478168YhxDiCDqGVOlrw.webp

Due to my simping, the war effort must move faster than anticipated. One of our precious galleys narrowly escapes a Greek ship. I was hoping for two ballisate, but we have one at least, and enough Legions to fill up our boats, with a War Galley fresh from Tarragona.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736478536Lro79O58GRMooQ.webp

It begins

Oh but wait, while we're gearing up for our first great conquest Hannibal "Cute twink" Barca needs to come by to tell us we should have a turn of Anarchy to completely change back our entire political system and lose the advantage of rushing units. I am suddenly tempted to start the first Punic War instead. Telling him no grants a diplomatic malus.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736478904HODMLGzaT0Gq0g.webp

On the plus side, he apparently somehow got roped into this war with the Greeks too, so he FINALLY allows for open borders. But now I'm suspicious he's talking to Cleopatra too :marseysquint:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736479060BIPfU6v9JnipAw.webp

>Will sign Peace Treaty

Yeah, no, not happening :marseyladybugxd:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736480932M8teR1RoslpJlg.webp

Athens falls with a couple casualties. Shortly after, the Greek City-States collapse into a series of Barbarian and Independent states. Losing a capital deals a massive blow to a Civilization's stability - it's not guaranteed to destroy a Civ by any means, but if the Civilization is already overextended, screwing up their economy, pissing off the world, and losing military battles they're toast :marseytoastbread3:. This is the first collapse/civil war seen this game, and it will make mopping up the rest of Greece a bit easier.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736480933SmrwyIFZxYOmgQ.webp

Athens is BEAUTIFUL. With three Wonders, it is VERY profitable and will get us a Great Merchant or a Great Prophet pretty soon. This is going to put us in a much more favorable position for our future conquests.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736480932Nse6FCqzxh7FSQ.webp

We have an idea on where we stand. We are behind only Carthage and Persia on tech. This is good - China and India isn't past us. Persia has researched Nobility first and gotten a free general from it, oh well.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736482583i74_1Z1WmT6Edw.webp

Greece is conquered. Unfortunately, some butthole appears to have razed the independent city of Sfard. A Persian swordsman is standing right there, so I'm blaming him. Darius is beginning to piss me off. The "Pax Romana" historic goal requires 4 cities in Anatolia and now we only have 3. We'll have to resettle somewhere.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736482583PVGXm2cFyPOIrg.webp

This was the easy part. Now we have about 30 turns to finish several buildings for "Bread and Circuses". I need the Law and Currency technologies for this (mainly Currency, but Law will help). A Great Person is due in Athens in 10 turns, it's a coinflip if I'll get a Great Prophet or a Great Merchant, the prophet would get me Law and the Merchant would get me Currency. I may hoard cash at 0% research funding and 100% fund research after I know who I'll get.

For Pax Romana, I think Carthage may control the Levant, so we're gearing up for some Punic Wars to take both the Levant and Africa. :slimespartan: I'll need to settle somewhere in Anatolia to rebuild the city that got rekt and colonize Iberia and Britain. Finally I'll need Egypt, the New Kingdom of Egypt is a bit unstable so they might collapse, that way I won't have to betray Cleopatra :marseysad: but on the other hand she built the Parthenon so it might be advantageous to :rape: her as soon as possible.

For the final technology condition, Architecture and Politics are the most in danger of getting researched first by another civ. Persia is closest to this, and they are prosperous and super stable. It may be worth an incursion into their lands to frick them up if we don't get spread too thin.

The Religious Victory doesn't look like it's at risk of hitting. We are going to control 7 wonders probably eventually, but if I don't build many more temples we should be fine.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736485882Wyq-mQJl1tT0cw.webp

Ok join me next time if you feel like it :yay: These were like barely that many turns but I felt the need to explain my opening moves and now it's almost time for bed :platysleeping:

EDIT:

Part 2 :marseymarmotroman: Part 3 :marseypope: Part 4 :marseybarbarian:

Part 5 :marseycrusader: Part 6 :marseyluther: Part 7 :marseypilgrim:

Part 8 :marseyoldguard: Part 9 :marseyreich: Part 10 :marseyastronaut2:

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New Orleanscels complain the city is safe for weekend

					
					

https://old.reddit.com/r/NewOrleans/comments/1ikrcb4/shout_out_to_the_security_guard_downtown/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NewOrleans/comments/1ikqv0q/low_flying_helicopter/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NewOrleans/comments/1ijvm8d/service_industry_super_bowl_tourists_vent/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NewOrleans/comments/1ijfr6k/new_orleans_magic_tourists_disappear_during_big/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NewOrleans/comments/1iijkej/i_know_its_super_gras_but_is_it_basically_martial/

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Ukraine war news: New Kursk offensive confirmed by Zelenskyy

You won't believe what happened

Russian retreated a bit to let Ukrainian…

wait for it

Wait

A new pocket

https://media.tenor.com/gWb24H8mua8AAAAx/saturday-baby.webp

Novosilka wasn't enough with a 100% wipe

Ukraine continues to having more pockets

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739131242Gi1gnjlOX8u_wQ.webp

This map seems to also now updating slow

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739131242ADa2p4ML90re7w.webp

Since Russian mod report of capturing after reinforcements has arrived

According to Zelenskyy, a "significant number" of enemy troops were destroyed. He gave no details but said the losses were in the hundreds.

Billions

Russia's Ministry of Defense said Saturday that it had repelled a Ukrainian counterattack in the Kursk region.

Russia said Friday its forces had captured the mining town of Toretsk in their latest breakthrough in eastern Ukraine's Donetsk region, where Ukrainian defenses are creaking. Ukrainian officials did not confirm the report.

I just love how the reporters sucker punch it

But let's ask our expert that knows everything Ukraine is doing is right:

@rdramamademegay

https://media.tenor.com/52m2xgRJeSgAAAAx/clapping-clap.webp

Since invasion of Kursk where Ukraine gained around 1400 km and now holding 400km and a town Sudzha with pre conflict population of 5000 people.

Ukraine lost those town with population over 10000 people: Kurakhove, Selydove, Hirnyk, Vuhledar, New York, Pivnichne, Ukrainsk, Krasnohorivka, Novohrodivka and of course Toretsk

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17391312438Ve8cyB_W2Gjow.webp

You see that's why I love khohols they rush to lower the population of towns they are about to lose. I respect it and I am understandable so

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739131243ay87woLsCYkl8Q.webp

So it's a 31k city.

And those clowns doing it other wise with Sudzha

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739131244XN7VIsuskIFUGA.webp

They writing its population is 6k

While

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739131244LMEpn4B-vPEy-w.webp

So @rdramamademegay was it worth holding 400km of basically rural farm land in Kursk while losing land in the most populated and mineral rich region ? I ask pure rational question no need for emotional answers.

There is very good reason why Trump asking Zelenskyy to leave Kursk since Putin told there won't be any peace talk until Ukrainian are in Kursk and this month Ukraine is about to lose more than 400km in Kharkiv. Putin can get that land back when he wants and while Ukraine send its best men to Kursk and launches reckless offensive in zone where they are now outnumbered is a great gift for Putin in an attrition war.

Also here funny event

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739131245bPRYsCUOKHnqDw.webp

This week Korean soldiers left

But Ukraine offensive failed and they getting owned so this weekend

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739131245NMhY_OgJUqYmjQ.webp

North Korean returned

:marseyemojilaugh:

@rdramamademegay Fact check this genius

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Dax Riggs - deceiver
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Aevann

white extinction is long overdue

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:redlight: :marseyitsoverhappy: Captain America: Brave New World' gets a B– on CinemaScore, the lowest in the MCU :marseyitsoverhappy: :redlight:

					
					

Apparently morbius got a C+

:#marseysulk:

https://old.reddit.com/r/boxoffice/comments/1iptarn/captain_america_brave_new_world_gets_a_b_on/mcuykdc/?context=8

Not to go there but we will look back at the insane cultural bubble that was 2019-2022 and the havoc it's wrought on pop culture with disbelief; it will legit be studied.

The way Disney has CRATERED its most valuable IPs in the service of fake cultural clout from what was always a vanishingly tiny minority and audiences that simply don't (and have never) existed as a way to take story telling shortcuts and up their ESG score. It's like something out of a dystopian novel, it nearly beggars belief.

:#marseychuddance:

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