🚨🇺🇸 U.S. GOVERNMENT’S ANCIENT TECH GETS A DOGE UPGRADE

Elon just rebranded US Digital Services to US DOGE Services to drag the government’s outdated computer systems into the 21st century.

Despite spending $90B a year on IT, 80% goes to maintaining relics—some over 50 years… https://t.co/dFroVGkcYj pic.twitter.com/NKrPuwn4aG

— Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) February 5, 2025

Just kidding it's a fricking goomble thread.

Will there be human-to-human transmission of H5N1 Bird Flu before the fricking start of white-boy summer, b-word?

(White boy summer starts on June 20th. Mark your calendars.)

Enter BetYes, there will be a fricking credibly documented case of human-to-human transmission before the fricking start of white-boy summer. - 28 bets

Enter BetNothing ever happens. - 53 bets

I will provide a fricking four hundred (400) marseycoin bounty if you are the fricking first to send me an article from a fricking credible source reporting human-to-human transmission. If nobody sends an article to me by June 20th, I will spend five (5) minutes searching online. If I do not find an article by the fricking end of those five minutes, chudjak wins the fricking bet.

!bets !goomble !goomblers !goombling !edgelords

closed.

cheeky U2 pilot lol

Adding more drama

This is why I physically assault any ford driver I encounter who's smaller than me

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1ihnitn/rcyberstuck_user_posts_video_title_refers_to/maylnhq/?context=8

Then they should sell it and buy another car as quickly as they can. I'm sure busted windows and spray painted peepees and swastikas can drive the value down, if the rain hasn't already.

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1ihnitn/rcyberstuck_user_posts_video_title_refers_to/maylo0k/?context=8

If you bought a Tesla in the past two years, you deserve it.

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1ihnitn/rcyberstuck_user_posts_video_title_refers_to/maynurt/?context=8

Yes. People sell cars all the time. It's totally normal. You can sell a car you still make payments on. It's not a hard thing to do.

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1ihnitn/rcyberstuck_user_posts_video_title_refers_to/mayq8z2/?context=8

Dude. They're Nazis trying to monopolize the market. We should absolutely not be supporting them as Americans regardless of your views on electric cars. We don't need Elon for that.

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1ihnitn/rcyberstuck_user_posts_video_title_refers_to/mayqiyp/?context=8

I'm very sus of people who still have their Teslas.

why?

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1ihnitn/rcyberstuck_user_posts_video_title_refers_to/maykyqk/?context=8

That virtue isn't going to signal itself

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1ihnitn/rcyberstuck_user_posts_video_title_refers_to/maylzeo/?context=8

Ford was an actual nazi. Does that mean everyone driving a ford is one too?

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1ihnitn/rcyberstuck_user_posts_video_title_refers_to/maysme9/?context=8

Nobody who bought a Tesla is struggling lmao the base model is $42k.

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1ihnitn/rcyberstuck_user_posts_video_title_refers_to/maywlo0/?context=8

The followup:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Adulting/comments/1ij2pq9/time_stamp_vol_2_more_context/

/u/No_Excitement5215, you were fired for being a peepee, not for being late. I've done this too with people. It's way easier to fire you on a technicality than to go through the rigamarole of HR bs. Your former coworkers are probably thrilled you're gone. I feel bad for your preggo gf. Judging by your posts, you're going to split the second she shits that thing out.

Unrelated, here's the author:

Guy posts a screenshot from usaspending.gov of the overview for Politico and then asserts

Politico spent years masquerading as an independent news outlet while secretly being propped up by USAID, a taxpayer-funded slush fund. Now, with Trump and Elon pulling the plug, the charade is over. No paychecks, no propaganda. This isn't journ*lism—it was state-funded narrative control, designed to protect the regime and attack its enemies.

Politico had a problem with their payroll today and the chudspehere is convinced it has something to do with USAid. Naturally the chuds lap it up except if you scroll immediately below the overview you get this

It just means that other agencies are acting as fronts for USAid clearly. I wonder what they were paying them for? I hope its something juicy.

Print and internet subscriptions. No, thats just code for attempting to destroy Trump.

R-slurs go even further

Edit 3: 9 mil to Reuters

🤨 https://t.co/R32kbLTeTW

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 5, 2025

Edit 4: Associated Press

It's not just Politico. The Associated Press has been raking in millions of dollars in government money for years.

The AP's bias also makes perfect sense. pic.twitter.com/RrH5JPykvY

— Kyle Becker (@kylenabecker) February 5, 2025

Reuters & AP are paid as wire services. US law requires agencies to publish via the register and wire services when they make administrative changes, its how people find out what they are doing. Multiple agencies (particularly state & DOD) also pay for wire subscriptions as its a cheap intelligence source.

Built like the average Hasan fan too

— bofaboy (@bofaboye) February 3, 2025

average Hasan fan :::) https://t.co/gnS3FxNLgV pic.twitter.com/sAo6284wrE

— ˖ ࣪lili⊹ (@s9001986850734) February 5, 2025

One more for the average Hasan fan pile https://t.co/sHMUy6CNth pic.twitter.com/35PGifUPSr

— CrazyDescent 🍉 (@crazy_descent) February 6, 2025

Average Hasan fan here https://t.co/SigAdzKM6w pic.twitter.com/zOQgsSOaYL

— Dokai25 (@dokai25) February 6, 2025

https://x.com/bby_lvngs/status/1887439727869223420

https://x.com/BMPharrell/status/1887232600583835649

Average Hasan Fan ova here 🤌 https://t.co/pTicj9TvqN pic.twitter.com/cobwIkFPsW

— GioFoRio (@DrBoscoPHD) February 6, 2025

Built like the average Hasan fan too https://t.co/DIxBFSbbJL pic.twitter.com/W8HZ7Uzjsk

— snat (@natisbroke) February 5, 2025

https://x.com/jizzvacuum/status/1887333312114409555

Now time for the freaks:

Average hasan fan build 😘 https://t.co/t3mxjK2ERy pic.twitter.com/pPShTqtKGt

— helena (@sainthe1ena) February 6, 2025

average gay hasan fan https://t.co/HMdXgyq9YT pic.twitter.com/FOwbVCwq2n

— namonai 🏳️‍⚧️ (@namonaai) February 6, 2025

https://x.com/JoJoFett95/status/1886948363116921273

Why does he have hotter foids than rdrama tho;

average Hasan fan :::) https://t.co/gnS3FxNLgV pic.twitter.com/sAo6284wrE

— ˖ ࣪lili⊹ (@s9001986850734) February 5, 2025

Built like the average Hasan fan too https://t.co/DIxBFSbbJL pic.twitter.com/W8HZ7Uzjsk

— snat (@natisbroke) February 5, 2025

https://x.com/gryffinwhor3/status/1887293958939689096

Lol https://t.co/AbEjl8DAEl pic.twitter.com/wS2ErNRi4T

— Nyma 🇮🇷 (@vyvanse_user) February 4, 2025

yuh and we’re all fine https://t.co/NyizOmDwwR pic.twitter.com/jMqRzS77E4

— maliuuu☄️ (@mcristiana3) February 5, 2025

Average hasan fan build https://t.co/A12J9p4L3q pic.twitter.com/qszKlV4dqM

— marie (@itsbloodymarie) February 6, 2025

!chuds

!nonchuds

There are more if you wanna browse.

!friendsofredactor0 !redscarepod

These r-slurs truly think CHYNA is some free society built on socialist values. Are these neighborz even realz?

Lmao. China is so authoritarian they allowed these brave story fabricators to operate as long as their no. 1 adversary was willing to find them.

"Give me 300k per year to say China bad"

I always assumed that these movies were trash, based on watching short excerpts online but today I was like, ok I feel like giving one a chance. I saw Iron Man ages ago and I thought it was ok but completely forgettable, hadn't seen any other MCU movie.Went online and searched for what people thought were the best Marvel movies. Saw some people saying Infinity War. Ok, I put on Infinity War. Ahahaha what is this shit? I'd say this is for children, but there were children's cartoons being made 30 years ago with 1/100th of the budget that are better.

Terrible acting (good actors but obviously they're not allowed to actually use their talents). Terrible visual effects that look like a low-budget videogame cutscene. Constant melodramatic music. Why does anyone like this shit? I'm not even against capeshit in general, there's some capeshit I enjoy. But this is just moronic tier slop.

The shamrock shake is back at Mcdonald's before it's even valentine's day along with Grimace's Uncle O'Grimacey who hasn't been seen since the '80s. He seems like a chill guy (see image below) and I'm happy Grimace has been united with his beloved uncle.

I got one today and it was sweeter than I remember but maybe they just put too much mysterious green syrup in mine. 7.5/10 but I wonder how it'll taste after I put it in the freezer.

!goyslopenjoyers

What did he mean by this??

Top Drama

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion

but a lot of triumph.

'the tarot comes around again'

a line from an odd action movie, the Mask of Zorro, which has stuck with me

all of these young men bitter at wokes discovering that they need to worship the divine feminine, or there's simply no point

but

I spent all of my energy trying to teach them when they weren't listening

and now I feel empty and tired, and think

teach yourselves, then, because you would not hear me when I said that you have to accept women for what they are.

but this is unfair.

and

maybe they were listening.

life is so difficult. I could never have guessed half of the successes I would achieve simply by making a persistent and consistent effort.

even so.

I think most of my writing is behind me now.

/u/RosewaterST

This dude thinks you combat fascism with rainbows and unicorn.

Real cute, buddy.

https://old.reddit.com/r/anime_titties/comments/1iiahle/reddit_community_banned_as_user_spat_with_musk/mb3uprb/?context=8

/u/poop-scroller Canada

This dude thinks you combat fascism with Reddit posts.

Real cute, buddy.

https://old.reddit.com/r/anime_titties/comments/1iiahle/reddit_community_banned_as_user_spat_with_musk/mb3v1oz/?context=8

/u/SlightlySublimated

How do you think movements start or are coordinated? Via messenger pigeons?

https://old.reddit.com/r/anime_titties/comments/1iiahle/reddit_community_banned_as_user_spat_with_musk/mb3w2kk/?context=8

THIS NEIGHBOR THINKS THAT HIS REVOLUTIONARY INSURGENT ARMY WILL BE ORGANIZED ON TRANNIT

/u/Link9454 and /u/GPT3-5_AI go full-Kiwi Farms and use the "its public info chud, its not doxxing!

https://old.reddit.com/r/anime_titties/comments/1iiahle/reddit_community_banned_as_user_spat_with_musk/mb4brkd/?context=8

!chuds !reportmaxxers

REPORTMAXXERS, ASSEMBLE!

@kaamrev

the United States shall promote the resettlement of Afrikaner refugees escaping government-sponsored race-based discrimination, including racially discriminatory property confiscation.

Slipped and sprained my ankle.... RIP, productive Juju

I'm watching medicinal cyraxx content. OHHH GAWDDD... Bless up, Marty. !ranchers !animalposters !cats

50501 is underway y'all !nooticers

https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iia7ku/stay_safe_stay_strong/

https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iic9i4/im_not_moving_my_truck_today/

https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iid9vz/elon_musk_is_a_nazi_upkong_this_post_so_when/

https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1ii9bou/mentioned_on_ap_news/

https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1ii9793/upkong_everything/

https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iidpas/state_capital_protest_has_already_started/

On a weekday afternoon lol

https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iid1mr/reddit_is_shadow_banning_posts_spreading_the_word/

https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iicc0v/heading_out_to_trenton_nj/

https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1ii2q5y/got_my_sign_for_tomorrow_lets_do_this_thing/

https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1ii8s2t/boycott_the_super_bowl/

https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iiem6j/texas_starting_to_gather/

https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iidl5b/bring_us_flags/

https://old.reddit.com/r/nvidia/comments/1iir4uu/newegg_just_restocked_5090_via_6000_bundles/

Not only JewEgg selling a $2K card for $6k Bundles

The AIBs have decided to join in the scalping game

MSI

https://old.reddit.com/r/nvidia/comments/1iii706/msi_just_raised_all_5090_prices_on_their_website/

And ASUS

https://old.reddit.com/r/hardware/comments/1ij34aj/msi_and_asus_increase_nvidia_rtx_5090_and_rtx/

And CaseKing

https://old.reddit.com/r/nvidia/comments/1iioc0s/caseking_still_no_supply_but_raised_the_prices_by/

!g*mers are currently

Me with my 4070

FREE PUFF

— ye (@kanyewest) February 7, 2025

I suggest you look through his post history he's genuinely mentally unwell and fully obsessed with the trans

Genuinely see if you can pick any sense out of these mindless ramblings:

When you say hope you mean like you pray to god at your bedside in a spinny dress?